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340: Like a Bong for Your CPU

2026-05-24 · 1:10:10

00:00SPEAKER- Okay, Brad, I'm about to do some unnecessary work

00:03SPEAKERthat is of extremely limited benefit

00:07SPEAKERand is probably gonna be something that annoys me

00:09SPEAKERto the point after I do it that I undo it.

00:11SPEAKER- It's the best kind of work.

00:12SPEAKERSome might say the only kind of work.

00:14SPEAKER- I mean, maybe this is all work.

00:17SPEAKERBut so for the last, like, I don't know, five years,

00:20SPEAKERI've had two monitors, high, low, one high, one low.

00:24SPEAKER- Wait, only two?

00:25SPEAKER- Only two.

00:26SPEAKERI have a third one for the Stream PC off to the side.

00:28SPEAKER- Okay. - Yeah, so I've had 'em

00:30SPEAKERon one pole, on one, like, desk mounted arm,

00:35SPEAKERand then I have a split arm dealie.

00:38SPEAKERI don't know what you call it.

00:39SPEAKERIt's like a, it's like a, it's like a turn one,

00:42SPEAKERone pneumatic arm into two monitor pneumatic arm deal.

00:48SPEAKERLike, it's official, it's part of the,

00:49SPEAKERit's an Ergotox or Ergotron, or I guess Ergotron thing.

00:54SPEAKERAnd I've had that on, with both monitors on it

00:59SPEAKERfor years and years and years.

01:00SPEAKERThe problem is, the monitors are kind of heavy,

01:04SPEAKERand when I bump the table, it looks like I'm having

01:07SPEAKERlike a 8.0 earthquake in here.

01:11SPEAKER- Okay, yes, you know what I can attest?

01:13SPEAKER- Yeah.

01:14SPEAKER- The experience sitting on the other end of your webcam.

01:17SPEAKER- Angry typing will do it, like a gentle nudge, a bump,

01:21SPEAKERand I think it's because the monitor, the camera's attached

01:25SPEAKERto the bottom monitor, it like sits between

01:27SPEAKERthe two monitors, and I think it's just too much weight

01:31SPEAKERfor the pneumatics on the arm to kind of absorb.

01:34SPEAKERAnd I think if I moved one monitor to one pole,

01:38SPEAKERand another, the second monitor to a second pole,

01:41SPEAKERit would be a lower impact on all the poles.

01:44SPEAKER- Gonna be a two pole household soon.

01:46SPEAKER- We might be a two pole household, so.

01:49SPEAKER- There is nothing sadder to me.

01:50SPEAKERI've got some, I've got an echo gear,

01:52SPEAKERtwo arm monitor mounts.

01:54SPEAKER- Yeah.

01:54SPEAKER- But I was sent years ago a giant bomb.

01:57SPEAKERThere is nothing sadder to me than when you just barely

02:00SPEAKERoverload the monitor arm.

02:02SPEAKER- And it just kind of set droops slowly?

02:04SPEAKER- And it very slowly starts drooping downward.

02:06SPEAKERThere is nothing more infuriating or more pathetic.

02:09SPEAKER- Well, and so the challenge I have is like the monitors

02:12SPEAKERare mounted on this vertical bar, and if I don't kind of,

02:18SPEAKERI don't know what the right way to say it is,

02:19SPEAKERbut like I got to balance them just right,

02:22SPEAKERor else like they get, it starts tilting.

02:25SPEAKERAnd then also, no matter what I do,

02:27SPEAKERthe top one's always like five degrees off of the bottom one,

02:30SPEAKERwhich makes me kind of crazy.

02:32SPEAKER- I am embarrassed to admit this,

02:33SPEAKERbut there was a period of time,

02:34SPEAKERit's been years since I did this.

02:38SPEAKERI have been known to get out the level.

02:40SPEAKER- Oh, I use the phone level all the time, are you kidding?

02:42SPEAKERThere's no shame there.

02:43SPEAKER- Oh wait, you use a virtual level, a V level?

02:46SPEAKER- It's built into my phone.

02:48SPEAKERI just jammed the phone up to the thing and I get,

02:50SPEAKERit's a square edge, it works great.

02:52SPEAKER- You know what, I like an air bubble.

02:54SPEAKER- I mean, that's, look, I'm not here to level shame you.

02:57SPEAKER- I have a quick release mount on my nice DSLR,

03:00SPEAKERor I'm sorry, it's a mirrorless camera,

03:03SPEAKERthat has no fewer than I think four levels in it.

03:06SPEAKER- Well, yeah, of course, I mean, that makes sense.

03:08SPEAKER- I've got it on a friction arm, speaking of, I mean,

03:10SPEAKERin fact, actually that's what I was gonna say.

03:12SPEAKERWhat if you just decoupled your camera

03:14SPEAKERfrom your monitor stand?

03:15SPEAKER- Well, so the vertical, the two monitor mount

03:18SPEAKERmakes that difficult, 'cause in order for me

03:20SPEAKERto get the camera close to the center line

03:23SPEAKERof the monitors, which is important,

03:25SPEAKERthen the back of the camera's no longer accessible

03:29SPEAKERbecause the vertical brace thing is in that spot.

03:35SPEAKERI need three things in the same spot, basically.

03:38SPEAKERSo yeah, so the other part of this is that once I do that,

03:42SPEAKERonce I have that bar gone, then I could use any number of,

03:46SPEAKERlike I have a million of these Elgato stick things.

03:49SPEAKERI have a Baratza or a Manafrotto friction arm that rules.

03:55SPEAKER- Hell, I was just about to ask.

03:57SPEAKERThe words magic arm were on the tip of my tongue.

03:59SPEAKER- Yeah, I don't have room, like there's no,

04:01SPEAKERthe problem is that, like I said,

04:03SPEAKERthree things need to fit that same physical space, so.

04:06SPEAKER- I get it, I get it.

04:06SPEAKERI have a magic arm, it may be the most aptly named product

04:09SPEAKERI've ever bought because that thing

04:10SPEAKERquite literally feels like magic.

04:12SPEAKER- Those things are so like-

04:14SPEAKER- I have no idea what's going on inside of that thing.

04:17SPEAKER- So the thing about those is there's things that you buy

04:21SPEAKERand you're like, wow, that was a really good deal

04:22SPEAKERand it's really useful.

04:23SPEAKERAnd then there's things that you buy

04:24SPEAKERthat are like really expensive and you're like,

04:26SPEAKERGod, that is, this is the best thing I've ever bought.

04:28SPEAKERAnd this is definitely the latter

04:29SPEAKER'cause those things are crazy expensive.

04:31SPEAKER- Yeah, well, yeah, okay, yes, actually,

04:33SPEAKERthey are more than I remember them costing.

04:37SPEAKEROr maybe I've got mine during the pandemic,

04:39SPEAKERmaybe it was a little cheaper than 110 now.

04:42SPEAKER- They've always been insanely expensive.

04:44SPEAKER- I thought I remembered it being like 80 when I got mine,

04:46SPEAKERbut it's indispensable.

04:47SPEAKERIt is so good if you need to mount a camera

04:48SPEAKERin an exact orientation, just worth it.

04:52SPEAKER- What do you mount the other end to?

04:53SPEAKERJust the clamp on the desk?

04:55SPEAKER- Yeah, I've got a, oh gosh, who makes that thing?

04:58SPEAKERImpact, is Impact a brand?

05:01SPEAKER- Yeah, sure.

05:02SPEAKER- It is just a pretty standard like clamp mount

05:04SPEAKERsort of thing with kind of standard quarter inch holes in it.

05:08SPEAKER- Yeah, the neat thing about them is that

05:09SPEAKERat least the one I have, you move one lever,

05:12SPEAKERpush one button and it releases all the joints on it.

05:16SPEAKERBrad's now holding up a Target bag, wow.

05:20SPEAKERWow, hold on, wait, when you're talking to me,

05:21SPEAKERyou don't get the good camera out?

05:24SPEAKER- Sorry, man.

05:25SPEAKER- Wow, wow, okay.

05:27SPEAKER- It's kind of a lot of setup.

05:29SPEAKER- I mean, you're not wrong.

05:30SPEAKER- It's kind of, this thing weighs probably close to 20 pounds

05:34SPEAKERso I've got it on the weighted, the Elgato weighted base.

05:36SPEAKER- Can I?

05:38SPEAKER- It's a Elgato key light.

05:40SPEAKER- Yeah.

05:41SPEAKER- But I couldn't use the desk clamp

05:43SPEAKERthat comes with the key light for reasons

05:44SPEAKER'cause I've got that giant cable rack mounted

05:46SPEAKERon the back of the desk and it wouldn't fit.

05:49SPEAKERSo I had to get this, I had to get the weighted base

05:51SPEAKERwhich is just literally a 10 pound.

05:53SPEAKER- Yeah.

05:54SPEAKER- You see this, literally just a 10 pound base

05:55SPEAKERwith a stand.

05:57SPEAKER- Can I, when you use this, hold on,

06:00SPEAKERwhen you use this every day, do you?

06:02SPEAKER- Yeah, it's not every day, it's like twice a week now.

06:04SPEAKER- Okay.

06:05SPEAKER- But go on.

06:06SPEAKER- You don't just leave it plugged in

06:07SPEAKERand set up on your desk all the time?

06:09SPEAKER- It's a huge eyesore.

06:10SPEAKER- You and I have very different priorities

06:12SPEAKERabout keeping the desk clean.

06:13SPEAKER- It is ugly as sin.

06:16SPEAKERIt also takes a lot of space.

06:17SPEAKERLike it's, I have to move stuff out of the way

06:19SPEAKERwhen I use it the couple of times a week,

06:21SPEAKERI need a nice camera.

06:22SPEAKER- See, if you just put it up there

06:23SPEAKERand left it there all the time,

06:24SPEAKERyou wouldn't have to move anything ever.

06:25SPEAKERIt'd just be done.

06:26SPEAKER- This desk is still a place that I like to enjoy

06:29SPEAKERspending some leisure time.

06:30SPEAKER- Yeah.

06:31SPEAKER- And it's nice to get all the things that you do

06:33SPEAKERfor work out of your face when you're not working.

06:35SPEAKER- Oh, no, no.

06:36SPEAKERI just need full clutter all the time.

06:38SPEAKERLike I got a thumb drive here.

06:41SPEAKERI got some chapstick.

06:42SPEAKERI got two or three pencils.

06:43SPEAKERI got a bunch of thumb,

06:46SPEAKERfingerprint sensors I need to return.

06:48SPEAKERI got some camera lenses.

06:49SPEAKER- You know that whole thing about like some,

06:51SPEAKERlike when you work from home,

06:52SPEAKERlike some separation between work life and personal life,

06:54SPEAKERyou know?

06:55SPEAKER- Yeah, I don't believe in that though.

06:57SPEAKER- Yes, clearly.

06:58SPEAKERRemember Norm's whole thing about like he needs to shower

07:01SPEAKERand put on work clothes to feel like he's at work?

07:04SPEAKER- Yeah, but that's what he said during the pandemic.

07:05SPEAKERI know for a fact that that doesn't happen anymore.

07:08SPEAKER- That didn't last, I see.

07:09SPEAKER- I don't think it lasted.

07:10SPEAKER- Okay, well anyway, getting that camera off my desk

07:12SPEAKERand in the corner of the room is my version of that.

07:14SPEAKER- Okay, okay.

07:15SPEAKERI believe you.

07:16SPEAKERIn the meantime, if you ever need tweezers,

07:18SPEAKERI got them right here

07:19SPEAKER'cause they're just sitting on my desktop all the time.

07:21SPEAKER- Well, you know.

07:21SPEAKER- Where I might need them.

07:23SPEAKER- Pros and cons.

07:24SPEAKER(upbeat music)

07:35SPEAKER(upbeat music)

07:52SPEAKER- Welcome to Brad and Will Made a Tech Pod.

07:54SPEAKERI'm Will.

07:55SPEAKER- I'm Brad.

07:56SPEAKER- Brad, this week we're doing a little FAQ.

07:59SPEAKER- Whoa, really?

08:00SPEAKER- It stands for frequently asked questions.

08:02SPEAKER- Did you just say FAQ?

08:04SPEAKEREverybody says FAQ, right?

08:05SPEAKER- I've always said FAQ.

08:07SPEAKER- Okay.

08:07SPEAKER- Like, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you.

08:09SPEAKERThere was a game, I think it was a ritual game, right?

08:12SPEAKERThat--

08:13SPEAKER- Oh yeah, Heavy Metal Fact 2.

08:14SPEAKER- Fact 2, yeah.

08:15SPEAKERStorm, yeah.

08:17SPEAKERAnd I was like, they missed a real opportunity

08:19SPEAKERby not calling the FAQ for Heavy Metal Fact 2, the F-A-K-K.

08:24SPEAKERBut then I guess the whole thing doesn't work.

08:26SPEAKERThere's a thing there and I don't know what it is, okay?

08:28SPEAKER- This is material that only dudes pushing 50 years old

08:32SPEAKERare over, are even remotely going to care about.

08:36SPEAKER- Okay, so on that tip, before we get into the FAQ,

08:41SPEAKERI dug out the Zune.

08:43SPEAKERWe talked about it a little bit last week, I think, right?

08:44SPEAKER- Yes.

08:45SPEAKER- Maybe we didn't.

08:46SPEAKER- I said, oh, did we?

08:47SPEAKERI saw, this is a weird situation.

08:49SPEAKERI won't get into details,

08:50SPEAKERbut I was where you were yesterday, briefly.

08:53SPEAKER- I saw you in person, yeah.

08:54SPEAKER- And the Zune was there?

08:55SPEAKER- Yeah.

08:56SPEAKER- But we did not discuss the Zune.

08:58SPEAKERSomebody else showed me the Zune

08:59SPEAKERwhile you were busy doing other stuff.

09:01SPEAKER- So I finally got the Zune.

09:02SPEAKERWe talked about the Zune a while ago, I know.

09:04SPEAKERAnd I finally got the right gauge wires to fix it

09:07SPEAKER'cause it needed really, really small wires.

09:09SPEAKERAnd I think the smallest wires I had were like 24, 26 gauge.

09:13SPEAKERSo I got some 30 gauge solderable wires.

09:16SPEAKER- That sounds pretty small.

09:17SPEAKER- It's insanely small, yes.

09:20SPEAKERMaybe the smallest wires I've ever used.

09:22SPEAKER- And this is a Zune HD, is that correct?

09:24SPEAKER- This is a Zune HD.

09:25SPEAKER- Those are the one with the big screen?

09:27SPEAKER- Well, I mean, it's not a very big screen,

09:28SPEAKERbut it has the bigger- - For the time.

09:30SPEAKER- Yeah, it doesn't look like the iPod Classic.

09:32SPEAKERIt looks like something,

09:34SPEAKERit looks like a tiny cell phone, basically.

09:36SPEAKER- Right.

09:37SPEAKER- So I finally got it fixed and I started listening to music

09:39SPEAKERand it had all my music from like

09:41SPEAKERthe early "Whiskey Media" basement days.

09:43SPEAKER- Oh, wow.

09:44SPEAKER- 'Cause that was the last time,

09:45SPEAKERlike when I was writing "BART" into the front street office,

09:47SPEAKERI was using the Zune on the reg.

09:49SPEAKER- Oh, man, what a fun time capsule that must be.

09:51SPEAKER- Okay, I listened to a lot of mashups

09:54SPEAKERthat are pretty much unavailable

09:55SPEAKERon modern streaming services, right?

09:57SPEAKER- Okay.

09:58SPEAKER- And I was listening, some of them were good,

10:00SPEAKERlike the danger mouse stuff and the girl talk and all that,

10:06SPEAKERreal bangers in there.

10:07SPEAKERBut then I got to the Neil Cisaraga section of the Zune

10:13SPEAKERand I was listening to mouth sounds for the first time

10:14SPEAKERin a really long time and that album still slaps,

10:18SPEAKERbut it's also kind of aggressively,

10:22SPEAKERlike it builds tension,

10:23SPEAKERlike a Steve Martin standup routine from the '70s

10:26SPEAKERwhere it just never has any kind of musical release at all.

10:29SPEAKERIt just keeps building and building and building.

10:32SPEAKERAnd also, it's all songs that are only,

10:37SPEAKERlike the songs that he samples reference exclusively

10:41SPEAKERlike late '90s, early 2000s, so it only applies to,

10:46SPEAKERlike if I played that album for my daughter,

10:48SPEAKERshe wouldn't know any of the songs and it wouldn't work.

10:50SPEAKERIt would just be an annoying album.

10:53SPEAKERSo anyway, that was weird, but the Zune's awesome.

10:55SPEAKER- Zune rips, I'm enjoying it.

10:57SPEAKERWe'll talk about it on a project episode

10:58SPEAKERat some point in the future 'cause I've done some business.

11:00SPEAKER- Is this just for the nostalgic value, basically?

11:03SPEAKER- I was looking for a project.

11:05SPEAKER- That's all the justification you need?

11:08SPEAKER- Yeah, we found it.

11:09SPEAKERI kind of have been thinking

11:11SPEAKERabout standalone music players lately, honestly.

11:13SPEAKER- Yeah, it seems like a lot of people are.

11:15SPEAKERWhat I meant was there's nothing it does

11:16SPEAKERthat you can't do some other way, though.

11:18SPEAKERLike it's purely just 'cause you want a Zune, right?

11:20SPEAKER- I mean, it can send, should I ever happen to bump

11:23SPEAKERinto another music, another Zune user.

11:26SPEAKER- This came out yesterday.

11:28SPEAKER- I could score a song from my Zune to their Zune.

11:32SPEAKER- You already said it, goddammit.

11:34SPEAKER- Yeah, that's a technical term, Brad.

11:36SPEAKER- You guys quizzed me for like,

11:38SPEAKERwhat felt like five minutes yesterday,

11:41SPEAKERtrying to get me to come up with the branded term

11:43SPEAKERfor sending a song from one Zune to another.

11:46SPEAKERThe closest I came up with was like bump.

11:49SPEAKER- Look, the lesson there is that you need

11:51SPEAKERto have every public facing company

11:55SPEAKERthat makes products that are sold,

11:56SPEAKERneeds to have some absolute pervert

11:59SPEAKERthat knows all of the bad words

12:00SPEAKERand all of the potential slurs

12:02SPEAKERand all of the shit that you don't want to put

12:03SPEAKERon your billion dollar gamble before it's too late.

12:09SPEAKERSo anyway, yeah.

12:10SPEAKER- I just ran a little Google search,

12:14SPEAKERwhile you can still run Google searches,

12:16SPEAKERwhile they still serve classic headlines to you.

12:19SPEAKER- I don't even want to talk about that.

12:20SPEAKERIt's made me really angry.

12:22SPEAKER- For whatever short period of time we have left.

12:24SPEAKERThe second headline that came up

12:25SPEAKERwas a Newsweek story from 2006 entitled,

12:28SPEAKERZune should go beyond squirting.

12:31SPEAKER- I mean, they're not wrong.

12:33SPEAKER- No.

12:34SPEAKER- I cared that Zune for years

12:37SPEAKERand I never ever once met another Zune user, so.

12:41SPEAKER- That's dire. - Never came up, yeah.

12:43SPEAKER- That is dire.

12:44SPEAKER- I remember at one point,

12:45SPEAKERI think Norm and I were joking about doing a video

12:47SPEAKERwhere we'd go stand outside the Microsoft offices

12:50SPEAKERon Market Street at the time

12:51SPEAKERand see if we could find somebody to squirt with.

12:53SPEAKER- That's real good.

12:54SPEAKER- Yeah, it just, it never, we never got around to it, but.

12:58SPEAKER- You know, that probably would have done some work.

12:59SPEAKERThat would have gotten some eyeballs.

13:01SPEAKER- You think? I don't know.

13:02SPEAKER- I think that would have played.

13:04SPEAKER- It was before that kind of stunt cast,

13:06SPEAKERthat stunt video really like,

13:08SPEAKERwe were doing really stupid videos at the time.

13:11SPEAKERLike that was when we would go around

13:12SPEAKERand like talk on cell phones in different places

13:15SPEAKERand that was a video.

13:16SPEAKERI don't know, it was a weird time.

13:17SPEAKER- There's like actual utility to that video though,

13:19SPEAKER'cause you want to try the feature

13:20SPEAKERand you can't find anybody to do it with.

13:21SPEAKER- Yeah, and weirdly,

13:23SPEAKERMicrosoft didn't send us two Zunes to test, so.

13:27SPEAKERBut that's not, we're not here to talk about the Zune.

13:29SPEAKERWe're not here to talk about old music players.

13:32SPEAKERWe're not even here to talk about squirting.

13:33SPEAKER- No, we're here to answer

13:35SPEAKERfrequently asked questions, I guess.

13:36SPEAKER- Frequently asked questions about PC cooling.

13:39SPEAKER- That is my frequently asked questions among others.

13:43SPEAKER- Well, specifically, yeah.

13:44SPEAKERSo, Brad, when you built this PC,

13:49SPEAKERyou chose a controversial path, maybe not controversial,

13:53SPEAKERbut a conservative path, let's say.

13:55SPEAKER- Well, yes and no.

13:57SPEAKERIt's conservative in some ways, very out there in others.

14:00SPEAKER- Yeah, so you--

14:01SPEAKER- Let's say like the size of my case, for example,

14:03SPEAKERwas one of the less conservative choices.

14:05SPEAKER- It's absolutely ridiculous for like a multitude of reasons,

14:09SPEAKERbut it's a really big case.

14:11SPEAKER- And you put a really huge air cooler on a fairly hot CPU.

14:16SPEAKER- Yes, at the time, so it was the first-gen Noctua NH-D15,

14:20SPEAKERwhich is their big bruiser of, you know,

14:23SPEAKERtheir incredible Hulk.

14:24SPEAKER- It's like a three tower, two tower cooler

14:26SPEAKERwith three fans or something, right?

14:28SPEAKER- And when I got it in 2023, when I did that first,

14:30SPEAKERit was when I did that 7950 X3D build,

14:33SPEAKERthe short-lived AMD build that I had.

14:36SPEAKER- Brad hates AMD, confirmed.

14:37SPEAKER- Yep, yep, you guessed it.

14:39SPEAKERAnd so at the time, I think that was the biggest cooler

14:41SPEAKERthat Noctua made, but it was very old.

14:44SPEAKERIt was like their flagship from way back,

14:46SPEAKERlike 10 years or something, I think.

14:49SPEAKERLike the year after that,

14:50SPEAKERthey shipped a gen two of that thing

14:51SPEAKERthat can dissipate way more heat.

14:53SPEAKER- Oh.

14:54SPEAKER- But the other thing that happened was

14:55SPEAKERI bought that thing for that AMD build,

14:57SPEAKERwhich like that ship, not the coolest thing on the planet,

14:59SPEAKERbut like reasonably, you know,

15:01SPEAKERthe AMD ships, zone four, were pretty--

15:04SPEAKER- It's like 150 or 180 watts or something.

15:06SPEAKERIt wasn't like a, it wasn't a Raptor Lake.

15:09SPEAKER- Yeah, yes, yes, so they're fairly efficient.

15:12SPEAKERAnd then I promptly, like six months later,

15:14SPEAKERmoved to a Raptor Lake, a Raptor Lake refresh,

15:16SPEAKERI should say, 14th gen,

15:17SPEAKERwhich I don't think they make them hotter.

15:20SPEAKER- No, it's the GOAT for a lot of things,

15:23SPEAKERheat generation one of them.

15:25SPEAKER- 250 watts is the kind of boost TDP,

15:28SPEAKERis the highest it's supposed to get.

15:32SPEAKERAt any rate, I've kind of been in a holding pattern

15:34SPEAKERfor two and a half years on that CPU.

15:39SPEAKER- Well, you did the firmware update, so it's safe now.

15:40SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:41SPEAKERYes, all the voltage stuff was fine.

15:44SPEAKERI don't think I ever really did any damage to it

15:45SPEAKERas far as I can tell.

15:47SPEAKERBut I've been having to throttle that CPU

15:49SPEAKERpretty significantly ever since because,

15:53SPEAKERso Noctua, I don't know about every other manufacturer,

15:55SPEAKERbut Noctua doesn't put like raw TDP values

16:00SPEAKERin their specs anymore, or if they ever did,

16:02SPEAKERI could have sworn they used to.

16:02SPEAKER- I don't think they ever did.

16:03SPEAKER- I could be wrong, I could have sworn

16:05SPEAKERthat I had read a straight up TDP value

16:07SPEAKERin the specs for that thing, but.

16:09SPEAKER- The other thing is TDP, everybody measures TDP differently.

16:12SPEAKERSo like Intel and AMD TDPs are like

16:15SPEAKERnot exactly comparable to each other.

16:17SPEAKER- So I looked right before this,

16:19SPEAKERthey have a whole big explainer on their site

16:21SPEAKERas to why they don't use TDPs.

16:23SPEAKERAnd that's the first listed reason is like,

16:24SPEAKERah, that spec is increasingly meaningless

16:26SPEAKERas CPU makers contort the meaning more and more.

16:30SPEAKERBut so they have their own formula

16:31SPEAKERfor their own like proprietary performance score,

16:35SPEAKERwhich is like of some use, but I'm not gonna like dig in

16:39SPEAKERto see what their numbers mean.

16:40SPEAKERBut they also have a rating out of three,

16:43SPEAKERthey have a little needle on a three segment gauge.

16:46SPEAKERMine was a two out of three.

16:48SPEAKERThe one I have is a two out of three for that CPU.

16:51SPEAKER- In terms of like how effectively it's gonna cool.

16:53SPEAKER- Well, no, on overclocking overhead

16:55SPEAKERis what they call it, turbo and overclocking overhead.

16:57SPEAKERSo that's like for the boost stuff.

17:00SPEAKERBut anyway, whatever they say,

17:02SPEAKERI was seeing pretty significant throttling

17:05SPEAKERwhen I first installed that chip playing

17:06SPEAKERlike the Unreal Engine five heavy games, for example.

17:09SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean anything that hits a CPU hard

17:12SPEAKERis gonna throttle on an air cooler with that.

17:14SPEAKERLike Intel recommends you pair that CPU with an AIO.

17:17SPEAKER- Yep, they sure do.

17:18SPEAKERSo anyway, I've been running that ship capped at 185 watts

17:22SPEAKERinstead of the full 250 for two and a half years.

17:25SPEAKERBut even with that,

17:26SPEAKERhere's where I'm really going with this.

17:29SPEAKEREven with that cap, as we played more UE5 games,

17:32SPEAKERlike we streamed Subnautica 2 the other day,

17:34SPEAKERlike there's a lot more games

17:36SPEAKERhitting CPUs way harder these days.

17:39SPEAKERThat fan really goes up and down a lot.

17:42SPEAKER- And it's interesting 'cause one of the things I've found

17:44SPEAKERover the years building PCs is that the problem,

17:48SPEAKERlike the fan being constantly the same speed,

17:51SPEAKERnot that annoying, but the fan spinning up and spinning down

17:54SPEAKERwill make me pull my hair out.

17:56SPEAKER- Yes, that is exactly it.

17:57SPEAKERSo you're in that fan spin up, fan spin down situation.

18:01SPEAKERAnd that's fairly typical of air cooled PCs, right?

18:05SPEAKERIs that your fan goes up when the CPU load goes up

18:08SPEAKER'cause the temperature on the CPU spikes

18:10SPEAKERand the fan curve is usually tied to the CPU temperature.

18:13SPEAKER- Yeah, and so we've covered this

18:15SPEAKERto some degree in the past.

18:16SPEAKERWe did a fan control episode or part of an episode

18:18SPEAKERsome years ago, maybe two years ago.

18:21SPEAKERBut a lot has changed since then.

18:23SPEAKERYou've spent a lot more time

18:24SPEAKERin the hardware testing minds of late.

18:26SPEAKER- I have, I've been doing a lot of,

18:28SPEAKERlike over the last two and a half, three years,

18:30SPEAKERI've done a ton of hardware benchmarking.

18:32SPEAKER- Yeah, so you have a lot more hands-on experience

18:35SPEAKERwith that stuff.

18:36SPEAKERI think we have both dumped fan control,

18:38SPEAKERthe Windows software in the--

18:39SPEAKER- No, I still use fan control.

18:40SPEAKER- Do you still use fan control?

18:41SPEAKER- Well, when I'm in Windows, I do.

18:42SPEAKER- Well, yeah, but how often are you in Windows these days?

18:44SPEAKER- Once a week on Mondays

18:45SPEAKERwhen I do a stream with Nexlander usually.

18:47SPEAKER- For about two hours, right?

18:48SPEAKER- Yeah, two and a half, three hours sometimes on a big day.

18:50SPEAKER- So all that has changed.

18:51SPEAKERAnd I just off and on over the last two years,

18:53SPEAKERI have just thought to myself here and there,

18:56SPEAKERboy, I hate listening to this fan ramp up and down.

18:59SPEAKERShould I get an AIO or something?

19:01SPEAKEROr now there are way better coolers on the market

19:03SPEAKERif I wanted to stick with air.

19:05SPEAKERShould I make a change?

19:06SPEAKERAnd then 30 minutes later, I've forgotten about it

19:07SPEAKERand I just put up with it for another six months again.

19:10SPEAKERAnyway, I think I might be at the point

19:12SPEAKERwhere I'm finally going to make a move.

19:14SPEAKERSo with all of that in mind--

19:16SPEAKER- Let's talk about AIOs.

19:17SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, I thought it might be a good time

19:18SPEAKERto revisit where CPU cooling is at a little bit.

19:21SPEAKER- Yeah, I feel like we've hit the,

19:23SPEAKERlike the big points of the,

19:26SPEAKERwell, okay, so the other thing that's changed

19:27SPEAKERon the air market is that there are a lot

19:29SPEAKERof really low profile air coolers designed

19:33SPEAKERfor small form factor machines.

19:35SPEAKERAnd this is, the situation with a lot

19:40SPEAKERof the small form factor stuff these days

19:41SPEAKERis that if you want to have a big giant GPU

19:44SPEAKERin your small form factor machine,

19:46SPEAKERthat often means that you're going to have an air cooler

19:49SPEAKER'cause there's not room for a radiator

19:50SPEAKERin those little like 15 liter boxes or whatever they are.

19:54SPEAKERWe're not going to talk about those.

19:56SPEAKERThere's a thermal right that's really good.

19:58SPEAKERIt's copper.

19:59SPEAKERIt comes in, I think it's 48 and 54 millimeter heights

20:04SPEAKERoff of the socket.

20:05SPEAKER- Man, that's pretty low profile.

20:07SPEAKER- They're really small.

20:08SPEAKERLike I wouldn't put, obviously you're not going

20:10SPEAKERto put a Raptor Lake on those.

20:13SPEAKERI have my daughter's, I think she's a 5600X on her PC

20:19SPEAKERand it runs great with that.

20:20SPEAKERI have another similar one with the Intel Core series three

20:25SPEAKER245K and like that's on a really low load machine.

20:29SPEAKERIt's the streaming PC and it works great.

20:32SPEAKERSo there's definitely places and times

20:35SPEAKERfor air coolers still.

20:36SPEAKERHowever, if you have a computer that spikes up

20:40SPEAKERand like the CPU utilization spikes up a lot

20:42SPEAKERand you don't want to hear the fan spin up and spin down

20:45SPEAKERand you don't want to, like you can fix that

20:47SPEAKERwith hysteresis a little bit.

20:50SPEAKERIf you use fan control or if your BIOS

20:53SPEAKERhas fan control curves, has more advanced fan curves,

20:56SPEAKERall hysteresis is is the rate at which the fan speed

20:59SPEAKERincreases or decreases and you can slow that down.

21:03SPEAKERSo if you say, hey, you're only going to increase 1%

21:06SPEAKERevery five seconds or something like that,

21:08SPEAKERthen it'll spin up slowly and it'll spin back down slowly.

21:11SPEAKERBut then you're going to throttle as you do highlight,

21:14SPEAKERlike as you hit those boost clocks for a few seconds.

21:17SPEAKER'Cause the other thing that's, the reason this is

21:19SPEAKERcomplicated now is that in the old days,

21:23SPEAKERyou'd buy a CPU and it ran at 500 megahertz

21:25SPEAKERand it always ran at 500 megahertz.

21:27SPEAKERAnd then we started paying attention to power management

21:30SPEAKERand we got a bunch of multi-core CPUs,

21:33SPEAKERbut are still doing a lot of single-threaded workloads.

21:36SPEAKERAnd Intel and AMD came up with a bunch of stuff

21:38SPEAKERthat lets you crank up the clock of one of those cores

21:41SPEAKERand crank the others down so that the heat

21:42SPEAKERis all being generated on one core.

21:44SPEAKEROr let you go way beyond the normal,

21:48SPEAKERlike the sustained load power draw for like a few seconds,

21:54SPEAKERjust to get a big burst on the launch of a game

21:58SPEAKERor when you're calculating shaders or something like that.

22:00SPEAKERSomething that runs for just a moment or two,

22:03SPEAKERbut takes a lot of CPU grunt.

22:06SPEAKER- Yeah, which is where a lot of these variations

22:08SPEAKERand fan speed come in.

22:09SPEAKER- Yeah.

22:09SPEAKER- Can I sidebar here real quick?

22:10SPEAKER- Yeah, sidebar. - Apparently.

22:11SPEAKERSo we've talked about this a few weeks ago.

22:13SPEAKERYou know, this is kind of Microsoft's big like,

22:15SPEAKERyear of Windows improvements.

22:17SPEAKERWe're gonna make Windows 11 less shitty.

22:19SPEAKERAnd apparently one of the first things they have instituted

22:24SPEAKERin like insider rings for boosting performance

22:26SPEAKERand making things feel more responsive

22:28SPEAKERis to basically do exactly what you're talking about.

22:30SPEAKERKind of more aggressively spike CPU usage

22:32SPEAKERwhen you open some interface element,

22:35SPEAKERthe start menu or whatever,

22:36SPEAKERlike just make things happen faster

22:38SPEAKERby throwing more compute at it.

22:41SPEAKER- Makes your fans spin louder too though.

22:42SPEAKER- It does, yeah.

22:43SPEAKERBut I see all these people getting mad about it though.

22:45SPEAKERAnd I'm like, isn't that just how modern CPUs work?

22:48SPEAKERLike, have you ever watched a CPU monitor?

22:50SPEAKERLike the speeds go up and down constantly

22:53SPEAKERas the machine is doing things.

22:54SPEAKERLike, I don't think that's especially atypical,

22:57SPEAKERbut also I should know better than seriously interrogating

23:01SPEAKERlike social media rage bait about computers these days.

23:04SPEAKER- Look, we talk about this a lot at PC World.

23:07SPEAKERThe modern internet is a factory

23:10SPEAKERwhere they create angry people

23:12SPEAKERand they do it by taking something arbitrary

23:15SPEAKERthat seems like it's unusual or weird

23:17SPEAKERand then yelling about it a little bit.

23:18SPEAKERAnd then you get an army full of kind of half informed

23:22SPEAKERpeople yelling about things on the internet.

23:24SPEAKER- Yeah, so I mean, that is the actual problem though.

23:25SPEAKER'Cause I don't know, as you described that,

23:28SPEAKERI'm sitting here thinking like, okay,

23:29SPEAKERis it better to like push back

23:30SPEAKERagainst misinformation like that?

23:31SPEAKEROr is it better to just ignore those people?

23:33SPEAKER- Look, how did it work out for Donkey Hodie

23:36SPEAKERwhen he went up against the windmills?

23:37SPEAKER- Yeah, I know, but the problem isn't the vacuum

23:39SPEAKERthat that creates a bunch of people just come,

23:42SPEAKERa bunch of people just come to believe all the things

23:44SPEAKERthat they are being rage baited into.

23:46SPEAKER- There's 8 billion people in the world.

23:48SPEAKERLike we can't fix the stupid people on the internet.

23:51SPEAKERWe can fix the people who listen to the podcasts though.

23:53SPEAKERThat's what we're here for.

23:57SPEAKERNot that the people who listen to this podcast need fixing

23:59SPEAKER'cause they're generally intelligent

24:00SPEAKERand attractive folks in the first place.

24:01SPEAKERBut the point is, I don't remember

24:05SPEAKERwhat the point was actually.

24:06SPEAKER- We were talking about variable CPU speed

24:09SPEAKERand how that affects cooling.

24:10SPEAKER- I would argue that the actual solution for Microsoft

24:14SPEAKERsaying, hey, file explorer takes too long to open is,

24:17SPEAKERyo, they maybe need to like make the new file explorer

24:21SPEAKERas good as the old file explorer was, right?

24:23SPEAKER- That is undoubtedly also true.

24:25SPEAKERBut I've seen other response to that news

24:27SPEAKERfrom people saying like, yeah, Linux does the same thing.

24:30SPEAKERMac OS does the same thing.

24:31SPEAKERThis is just kind of our computer's work.

24:33SPEAKER- I really, I kind of want to like set up an XP machine

24:38SPEAKERwith error appropriate hardware and do things

24:42SPEAKERlike open the start menu and right click on things

24:44SPEAKERand open file explorer and task manager

24:47SPEAKERand see how a 64 megabyte computer operates

24:53SPEAKERcompared to a modern 64 gigabyte computer.

24:56SPEAKER- I bet that would do well traffic wise.

24:58SPEAKER- I bet a lot of people would watch that.

25:00SPEAKERBut I don't have a good, well, actually,

25:02SPEAKERI'm probably doing the, anyway, the point is,

25:05SPEAKERwe're here to talk about AIOs.

25:06SPEAKERAnd the solution to this problem,

25:08SPEAKERyou could do the histories of stuff.

25:10SPEAKERNot all motherboards support that in the fan curves.

25:12SPEAKERSetting up fan control is a little bit of a hassle.

25:14SPEAKERI still like, if you are an enthusiast and you are,

25:18SPEAKERyou want to make a real quiet computer,

25:20SPEAKERI still recommend it.

25:20SPEAKERI think it's really good.

25:21SPEAKERI use the Linux equivalent to that still,

25:24SPEAKERwhich is a cooler control.

25:26SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, the problem there.

25:27SPEAKERWe talked about this last year.

25:28SPEAKERI think we both got away from fan control.

25:30SPEAKERAlthough, I mean, I know you still use it,

25:32SPEAKERbut when they have that brief security issue.

25:35SPEAKER- They fixed that within like two weeks.

25:36SPEAKERI never, it didn't really impact me.

25:40SPEAKER- That's been resolved with that.

25:41SPEAKERI use that as an excuse to just dump the software

25:43SPEAKERbecause it's not cross-platform.

25:44SPEAKERAnd I, at the time, I thought I was going to probably

25:46SPEAKERbe doing more Linux desktop stuff than I have proved to do.

25:49SPEAKERBut I'd still like a, you know, an OS agnostic solution.

25:53SPEAKER- That'd be nice.

25:54SPEAKER- So as I talked about at the time,

25:55SPEAKERI did try to get into the UEFI

25:57SPEAKERand set the histories there.

25:58SPEAKERAnd boy, is that a huge pain in the ass.

26:00SPEAKER- The support for it varies wildly

26:02SPEAKERacross motherboard vendors and even like product lines.

26:06SPEAKERSo they don't put that on the low end boards.

26:08SPEAKER- And even when the support is there,

26:10SPEAKERI found it to be of limited effectiveness.

26:12SPEAKER- Yeah, you end up in a weird situation

26:14SPEAKERwhere you do things like take a picture of the fan curve

26:16SPEAKERand fan control on your desktop.

26:17SPEAKER- That's exactly what I did.

26:18SPEAKER- And then boot into the UEFI

26:20SPEAKERand start changing things until it looks kind of the same.

26:22SPEAKER- And even when you think you've matched the settings

26:24SPEAKERexactly, it does not work out so well in practice.

26:27SPEAKER- So the bad news is,

26:29SPEAKERI think you're still going to be running fan control

26:30SPEAKERif you switch to an AIO, probably.

26:32SPEAKERThere's some alternatives.

26:34SPEAKER- Well, maybe.

26:35SPEAKER- Yeah, we'll get to that.

26:36SPEAKER- We'll get there.

26:37SPEAKER- So the big benefit of using an AIO

26:40SPEAKERis that instead of using,

26:43SPEAKERis that the thermodynamics behave a little differently.

26:45SPEAKERSo on an air cooler,

26:48SPEAKERyou have the cooling surface interfaces with the CPU.

26:53SPEAKERAnd then there's some things called heat pipes.

26:55SPEAKERAnd those heat pipes usually have

26:56SPEAKERsome sort of low pressure liquid

27:01SPEAKERthat is right at the phase change

27:04SPEAKERat the operating temperature of the CPU.

27:06SPEAKERSo like 80 Celsius, 90 Celsius,

27:10SPEAKERthe heat in those heat pipes

27:12SPEAKERwill evaporate whatever liquid's in there.

27:14SPEAKERIt runs up the pipes and gets to the cool end

27:18SPEAKERat the other end of the pipe and then condenses back down.

27:20SPEAKERAnd there's also a wicking material

27:22SPEAKERthat coats the inside of those heat pipes

27:24SPEAKERthat pulls the liquid back toward the hot end,

27:28SPEAKERregardless of the orientation of the cooler.

27:30SPEAKER- I never knew exactly how a heat pipe works.

27:32SPEAKER- Yeah.

27:33SPEAKER- How effective.

27:34SPEAKER- Yeah, it's really simple.

27:36SPEAKERThe reason this works is that phase change,

27:39SPEAKERit takes, for example, with water,

27:42SPEAKERit takes one kilocalorie of energy

27:47SPEAKERto warm a gram of water one degree Celsius.

27:50SPEAKERIt takes 540 kilocalories of energy to boil,

27:54SPEAKERto transition from liquid to gas

27:56SPEAKERof that same one gram of water.

28:00SPEAKERSo 540 times more energy to go from the liquid

28:04SPEAKERto the gas phase at the same temperature.

28:07SPEAKERAnd by manipulating that phase change,

28:10SPEAKERyou can get really efficient cooling

28:12SPEAKERand heat transfer from the heating,

28:15SPEAKERthe hot part of the CPU, to the cool end of the cooler.

28:19SPEAKERAnd then you blow fans through some radiator fins

28:21SPEAKERand cools off the liquid at the top

28:23SPEAKERso that that part stays cool

28:24SPEAKERand the whole thing continues to work.

28:25SPEAKERAnd it's a really simple system that works really well

28:28SPEAKERand is highly effective.

28:29SPEAKERNow, the problem is that you have some choices

28:33SPEAKERon the fan speed, right?

28:34SPEAKERSo you can either run the same fan speed all the time

28:36SPEAKERand just know that it's gonna throttle sometimes.

28:39SPEAKERYou can set the fan, tie the fan to the CPU load

28:42SPEAKERor the CPU temperature,

28:43SPEAKERwhich is the same as tying it to the CPU load.

28:45SPEAKERAnd then it's gonna go up and down like crazy.

28:47SPEAKERAnd ultimately, there's not really a whole lot

28:50SPEAKERof holding capacity for heat in that system, right?

28:55SPEAKERSo the heat comes in the CPU end

28:58SPEAKERand it dissipates out the radiator end

29:00SPEAKERand it gets through the air that's blown through it.

29:02SPEAKERAnd that's pretty much the entire complexity of the system.

29:05SPEAKER- Right, but I'm guessing you need to get rid of the heat

29:07SPEAKERpretty quickly or it's just going to sit in.

29:10SPEAKERThe excess heat is just gonna sit in the CPU

29:12SPEAKERand then you're gonna have problems.

29:14SPEAKER- Yeah, if you soak the radiator

29:16SPEAKERand it doesn't get the heat out,

29:18SPEAKERthen your CPU will throttle because it'll overheat.

29:21SPEAKER- Right.

29:22SPEAKER- I mean, and that's the other part about this.

29:24SPEAKERThe modern CPUs that have throttling,

29:26SPEAKERgenerally you're not gonna do any damage to your stuff

29:29SPEAKERby letting it run, by letting it throttle, right?

29:32SPEAKERYou're just gonna not get the performance you paid for.

29:33SPEAKER- Yeah.

29:34SPEAKER- Okay, so now the thing that the AIO does,

29:36SPEAKERthe thermodynamics of the liquid are interesting

29:38SPEAKER'cause you have a lot more carrying capacity

29:43SPEAKERfor the thermal energy in the water

29:48SPEAKERor the coolant that's circulating in your AIO.

29:52SPEAKERSo what that means is if your CPU spikes up

29:54SPEAKERfor a second or two, it might raise the temperature

29:56SPEAKERof that coolant loop one degree Celsius

29:58SPEAKERor two degrees Celsius and then the fans will,

30:02SPEAKERwhen the load goes back down, the fans will keep going

30:04SPEAKERand they'll just dump that heat back into the case

30:06SPEAKERand it'll blow out the back and it'll be fine.

30:09SPEAKERSo you don't have to make those sudden changes

30:11SPEAKERwith the water cooling setup.

30:12SPEAKERAnd this applies to both AIOs and discrete custom loops.

30:16SPEAKERWe're not gonna talk a ton about custom loops

30:18SPEAKERbecause they're kind of a specialty thing at this point.

30:20SPEAKERThey're really expensive.

30:22SPEAKERThey're super a pain in the ass to deal with

30:24SPEAKERin my experience.

30:26SPEAKERAnd they require way more maintenance than an AIO does

30:29SPEAKER'cause like when you're putting,

30:31SPEAKEReven if you use distilled water in a,

30:33SPEAKERyou're putting it in a non-sterile environment

30:35SPEAKERand like you have to change it every few months

30:38SPEAKER'cause stuff grows in there.

30:39SPEAKERYou have to watch out for corrosion.

30:41SPEAKERIt's like there's a whole host of problems.

30:43SPEAKER- I remember when water cooling was all custom loops.

30:45SPEAKER- Yeah, it was a bad time.

30:47SPEAKER- Yes, I put a custom, I probably mentioned it before,

30:49SPEAKERI put a custom loop on that very Athlon Thunderbird

30:52SPEAKERthat I won at that AMD event that I mentioned last week.

30:54SPEAKERIt was a mess.

30:55SPEAKER- Yeah.

30:57SPEAKER- It used what I'm pretty sure was a small car radiator.

30:59SPEAKERIs that such a thing?

31:01SPEAKER- No, it was a standard radiator.

31:03SPEAKERLike it was a computer radiator, yeah.

31:05SPEAKER- Well, it definitely had a fish tank pump.

31:07SPEAKERI can tell you that.

31:09SPEAKERIt was definitely a pump from an actual fish tank.

31:11SPEAKER- Both submersible pumps are submersible pumps.

31:14SPEAKER- What I mean is nobody was making

31:16SPEAKERlike computer specific cooling,

31:18SPEAKERwater cooling parts at the time.

31:20SPEAKERExcept for the water block, but I remember getting that

31:22SPEAKERfrom some like relatively boutique little outlet

31:25SPEAKERthat was machining them.

31:27SPEAKER- Well, and the problem is when you're doing

31:29SPEAKERthe custom loop, you have to be aware of things

31:32SPEAKERlike you can't mix certain types of metals.

31:34SPEAKER'Cause if you put like, I think it's when I say it's zinc

31:36SPEAKERand copper will basically turn your whole water loop

31:39SPEAKERinto a giant chemical battery and cause a lot of corrosion

31:43SPEAKERon one end and build up on the other.

31:45SPEAKERAnd it's gnarly.

31:46SPEAKER- Yeah, so to be clear, I barely do what I was doing

31:48SPEAKERand did not stick with that set up for long.

31:50SPEAKERI also cut a hole in my case at the time

31:52SPEAKERto get all the piping through.

31:54SPEAKER- Well, yeah, and like, so when I had the custom,

31:57SPEAKERnow you have cases that have the holes built in.

31:59SPEAKERYou have cases that will accommodate multiple radiators.

32:02SPEAKERLike your case will accommodate, I think three radiators

32:04SPEAKERif you set your stuff up right, it's wild.

32:06SPEAKER- The number of radiator mounting options in this,

32:09SPEAKERI think I have four actually.

32:11SPEAKERLike what's the smallest size, 120?

32:13SPEAKER- Yeah, you can do 120s.

32:15SPEAKER- There is technically a fourth position in the back

32:17SPEAKERon the exhaust fan where they show

32:19SPEAKERyou can put a 120 radiator in the back.

32:21SPEAKERSo I could have a lot of radiators in this case if I wanted.

32:25SPEAKER- Yeah, and so if you care about,

32:28SPEAKERand you can do other things like you can do hard tubes

32:30SPEAKERthat you have to bend to custom fit exactly the hardware

32:33SPEAKERyou have and all that kind of stuff.

32:34SPEAKER- Do most people use hard tubes and custom lutes?

32:36SPEAKER- They're an enormous pain in the ass.

32:37SPEAKER- I definitely see sometimes people will kind of proudly

32:40SPEAKERpost pictures of their hard tube set up

32:43SPEAKERand it's like, it looks really nice,

32:44SPEAKERbut boy, does it seem like a lot of work.

32:46SPEAKER- They should, it's an insane amount of work to build those.

32:49SPEAKERWe've done a couple of those in PC World,

32:50SPEAKERnot since I've been there,

32:51SPEAKERbut it's always way more work than you think it's gonna be

32:55SPEAKERand you start out thinking it's gonna be a lot of work.

32:57SPEAKER'Cause you have to bend those tubes custom for each run

33:00SPEAKERand then if you mess up the bend

33:02SPEAKERor if you make something too long or too short or whatever,

33:05SPEAKERyou have to just throw that out and do another one.

33:09SPEAKERSo anyway, we're not gonna talk about

33:10SPEAKERthe DIY stuff too, too much.

33:13SPEAKEROkay, so what we are gonna do is talk about

33:15SPEAKERa little bit more of the theory of why these things work

33:17SPEAKERand why, like what you need to watch out for

33:20SPEAKERwhen you're picking one out.

33:22SPEAKERThe radiators, you kind of think all radiators are the same,

33:25SPEAKERbut the benefit of the radiator

33:28SPEAKERis that the more surface area you have in that radiator,

33:31SPEAKERthe more heat you can dissipate by blowing air over it.

33:34SPEAKERAnd that's not just the size of the fans, right?

33:37SPEAKERSo if you see like, you see a two by 120 radiator

33:41SPEAKERthat's 240 millimeters by 120 millimeters,

33:44SPEAKERthe thickness of the radiator also matters.

33:47SPEAKERSo some radiators are like four inches thick these days.

33:52SPEAKERPeople are crazy about radiator thickness.

33:54SPEAKER- So I've heard.

33:55SPEAKER- They want the thick radiators.

33:57SPEAKERNot all cases will accommodate them.

33:59SPEAKERSo if you're in like a midsize mid tower,

34:01SPEAKERyou may not be able to put a big giant thick radiator

34:04SPEAKERin the front of your case,

34:05SPEAKER'cause it may interfere with your video card

34:07SPEAKERor something else for the top and memory slots,

34:10SPEAKERstuff like that.

34:11SPEAKER- Are those thicknesses standardized?

34:12SPEAKER'Cause we'll get to, great.

34:14SPEAKER'Cause the one we'll get to it,

34:15SPEAKERbut the one I had been looking at

34:16SPEAKERuses a thicker radiator than most.

34:18SPEAKERAnd I didn't know if that was something you could count on

34:21SPEAKERbeing planned for in your average case.

34:23SPEAKERI guess not.

34:24SPEAKER- Well, so most vendors, if you have a fairly common case,

34:27SPEAKERlike if you're buying a case from Fraktor or NZXT

34:29SPEAKERor one of the larger vendors,

34:31SPEAKERmost of the vendors will have a compatibility chart

34:35SPEAKERor they'll give you the clearance that you need.

34:38SPEAKERAnd there's also ways you can play around with that.

34:41SPEAKERLike on my case, you can put the fans

34:43SPEAKEReither on the outside of the case

34:44SPEAKERor on the inside of the case.

34:46SPEAKER- Interesting.

34:47SPEAKERI think I saw in a video some,

34:49SPEAKERwell, you're talking about the radiator on the inside,

34:50SPEAKERbut the fans on the outside.

34:51SPEAKER- The radiator's on the inside

34:53SPEAKERand the fans go through the front bezel.

34:55SPEAKER- Okay, that might be an option for me.

34:57SPEAKER- The other thing you can do is,

34:58SPEAKERlike you can do double fans.

34:59SPEAKERYou can have fans sucking in from the outside

35:02SPEAKERand blowing, pulling through.

35:05SPEAKERYou obviously want the airflow to go in the same direction

35:06SPEAKERon all the fans.

35:08SPEAKERBut there's a bunch of different ways to do this.

35:11SPEAKERAnd your results will vary dramatically

35:15SPEAKERbased on how you set it up.

35:18SPEAKERI don't think you need to have a super thick radiator,

35:22SPEAKERfor what it's worth.

35:23SPEAKERLike if you're doing a big AIO, a custom loop,

35:26SPEAKERand you wanna have your video card

35:27SPEAKERand your CPU and everything all on one loop

35:29SPEAKERand you only wanna have one radiator,

35:30SPEAKERthen get the biggest, thickest boy you can find.

35:34SPEAKERBut in terms of a CPU cooling AIO, thicker is nice,

35:39SPEAKERbut it's not a necessity.

35:41SPEAKERIt just means you can run your fans a little lower speed

35:43SPEAKERand you'll get the same result.

35:44SPEAKER- Well now can a thicker radiator offset the needs

35:47SPEAKERfor the length of the radiator?

35:49SPEAKERLike would a thicker 280 be in the same ballpark

35:53SPEAKERas like a thin 360?

35:54SPEAKER- Well, so a thin 360 and a 360 and a 480,

35:59SPEAKERsorry, a 280 are basically the same surface area.

36:02SPEAKER- Okay, interesting.

36:03SPEAKER- So like here's the real answer to this question

36:07SPEAKERis you don't have to think about this stuff this much, right?

36:10SPEAKERIt's fine.

36:11SPEAKERLike a 280, a 360, both are gonna be great.

36:16SPEAKERYou probably don't wanna do a 120,

36:18SPEAKERa single 120 fan radiator at this point

36:20SPEAKERfor any of the CPUs we're talking about.

36:22SPEAKERYou probably don't wanna do a single 140 radiator

36:25SPEAKERfor the stuff we're talking about.

36:29SPEAKERThat's the big stuff.

36:29SPEAKERThe other thing is you need different fans for radiators

36:33SPEAKERthan you do for airflow in your case.

36:35SPEAKERSo you use different,

36:37SPEAKERit's basically a different kind of fan blade

36:40SPEAKERthat does more static pressure

36:42SPEAKERto push air through the radiator

36:43SPEAKERthan you do when you're just trying to circulate air

36:46SPEAKERinside the case to keep things cool.

36:48SPEAKER- That's a good tip 'cause I was sitting here going like,

36:50SPEAKER"I've got all these nice Noctua fans.

36:52SPEAKER"Should I just use those?"

36:53SPEAKERApparently not.

36:53SPEAKER- Depends on the Noctua fans.

36:55SPEAKERIf you bought the Noctua fans that are for static pressure,

36:57SPEAKERthen they're probably fine.

36:58SPEAKERIf you didn't, then no, you should not use the Noctua fans.

37:01SPEAKER- These are for the case.

37:02SPEAKERThese are for just straight up air movement in the case.

37:04SPEAKER- Circulation, yeah.

37:06SPEAKERSo let's see, there's that.

37:09SPEAKERThe pump, you wanna,

37:11SPEAKERGamer's Nexus did a great video that,

37:14SPEAKERit's funny, when you buy, I think Arctic Cool,

37:18SPEAKERactually in their instructions

37:20SPEAKERhas a link to the Gamer's Nexus video.

37:22SPEAKER- Yeah, or Arctic, I think.

37:23SPEAKER- Is it Arctic?

37:24SPEAKERYeah. - Yeah.

37:26SPEAKER- They basically, the gist is

37:31SPEAKERyou always want the pump to be below the water.

37:33SPEAKERYou want the pump to be at the lowest point

37:37SPEAKERso that you don't have bubbles rising

37:40SPEAKERto the top of the loop and hitting the pump region.

37:42SPEAKERYou need that, yeah.

37:44SPEAKER- I watched that video right before we did this.

37:46SPEAKERApparently a bunch of AIO manufacturers were straight up

37:49SPEAKERdepicting the installations incorrectly

37:51SPEAKERin their own marketing materials and instructions.

37:54SPEAKER- Look, it happens, yeah.

37:56SPEAKER- Like essentially the idea is that there is going to be air

37:58SPEAKERin any, even a closed loop.

38:01SPEAKERLike it's just, it's inevitable.

38:02SPEAKERIn fact, it's good because they need some excess,

38:05SPEAKERthey need margin for the liquid to expand when it heats up.

38:09SPEAKERBut air, you want air to collect

38:11SPEAKERin the least damaging part of the loop.

38:14SPEAKERSo you don't want a bunch of air running through your pump.

38:16SPEAKERYou want the pump to be submerged all the time

38:18SPEAKER'cause it's both better for the lifespan of the pump

38:20SPEAKERand also cuts down on noise.

38:22SPEAKER- Yeah, the noise is the big thing.

38:23SPEAKERThe lifespan of the pump, realistically,

38:26SPEAKERI don't think you're gonna keep

38:27SPEAKERone of these things for 10 years.

38:29SPEAKER- Yeah.

38:30SPEAKERBut yeah, they did say that kind of incorrect installation

38:34SPEAKERaccounts for a lot of the pump wine

38:36SPEAKERthat you're people complaining about.

38:37SPEAKERAnd also they even said,

38:39SPEAKERif you're mounting your radiator vertically,

38:41SPEAKERthat the tubes should go at the bottom.

38:44SPEAKER- If you can do that, then that's great, yeah.

38:46SPEAKER- Because tube fittings at the top is not damaging,

38:48SPEAKERbut it does create gurgling sounds.

38:50SPEAKER- And it creates potential for air locks too.

38:53SPEAKER- Wait, what is that?

38:54SPEAKER- Air lock is when you get a bubble in the hose

38:56SPEAKERand it prevents the water from pushing through.

38:59SPEAKER- Yee, that sounds bad.

39:00SPEAKER- It doesn't happen very often.

39:03SPEAKERIt's more likely in a custom loop.

39:07SPEAKEROkay, so let's see, keeping the pump low is important.

39:12SPEAKERKnowing about temperature limits.

39:13SPEAKERSo the other thing is you don't want the coolant

39:16SPEAKERto get above 60 Celsius.

39:19SPEAKERA, because it's really, really hot,

39:20SPEAKERit's usually not a problem,

39:22SPEAKERbut you can start to damage your grease breaks down

39:25SPEAKERand your pump fittings and stuff break down

39:27SPEAKERand the seals break down and you're gonna kill your pump

39:30SPEAKERwell before you would expect it to if you do that.

39:32SPEAKER- Interesting, that's pretty universal across manufacturers.

39:37SPEAKER- That's what I've always been told.

39:39SPEAKER60C is really hot, just to be clear.

39:41SPEAKERYou're not gonna, like the only times

39:44SPEAKERI've ever seen an AIO loop at 60C are when a pump has failed

39:49SPEAKERor when I did something stupid like unplug the fans

39:53SPEAKERand didn't realize it for a couple minutes.

39:55SPEAKER- Got it.

39:57SPEAKER- But it's something to think about

39:58SPEAKERwhen you're setting up your fan curves

40:00SPEAKERfor the AIO.

40:01SPEAKER- Sure.

40:02SPEAKER- The other features on AIOs that are important

40:05SPEAKERare that some of them report the temperature of the liquid

40:07SPEAKERand some don't.

40:08SPEAKERMost of the ones that report the temperature of the liquid

40:11SPEAKERreport it in a custom software interface.

40:13SPEAKERThere's no like universal way to get that out.

40:16SPEAKER- No, I assume that makes them problematic

40:20SPEAKERfor use in alternative operating systems.

40:22SPEAKER- You know, you'd think that,

40:23SPEAKERbut it turns out that the kind of people

40:25SPEAKERwho use alternative operating systems

40:26SPEAKERare also the kind of nerds who will debug a USB signal

40:29SPEAKERand they've reverse engineered

40:31SPEAKERa lot of the more popular ones.

40:32SPEAKER- Yeah, okay, fair.

40:33SPEAKER- But if you want to make sure that you have that

40:39SPEAKERand have access to that,

40:39SPEAKERespecially if you're gonna use Linux,

40:41SPEAKERit's really important to look at the HW mon,

40:44SPEAKERthe cooler control and the liquid control,

40:48SPEAKERL-I-Q-U-I-D, E-U-I-D CTL pages

40:53SPEAKERand see what stuff is supported.

40:55SPEAKERGenerally speaking, NZXT coolers are pretty well supported.

40:59SPEAKERI'm not a huge NZXT fan.

41:02SPEAKERSome of the ASUS models,

41:04SPEAKERthe newer ASUS models are supported

41:05SPEAKERin both HW mon and liquid control.

41:09SPEAKERThe other stuff is all up and down.

41:11SPEAKERYou gotta look at a cooler master.

41:13SPEAKERIt depends on which version of the controller you have

41:16SPEAKERin some cases.

41:17SPEAKERIt's a little frustrating.

41:20SPEAKERSo do your research before you buy something.

41:23SPEAKERNow, Arctic is an interesting outlier

41:25SPEAKER'cause they don't actually report temperature at all.

41:27SPEAKERThey, instead of using a USB interface for their cooler,

41:31SPEAKERthey don't do screens or anything fancy like that.

41:34SPEAKERYou plug the fans into the fan header on the motherboard

41:36SPEAKERand you plug the pump into the pump header

41:38SPEAKERon the motherboard and that's what you get.

41:40SPEAKER- Okay, I'll just say right now,

41:41SPEAKERthe Arctic Freezer 3 Pro is the one I was looking at.

41:45SPEAKER- Those are widely regarded as,

41:49SPEAKERlike they review incredibly well.

41:50SPEAKERPeople really like them.

41:52SPEAKER- That's exactly why A, they review very well.

41:54SPEAKERB, kind of high performance, no frills is like my entire vibe

41:59SPEAKERand that's what they are.

42:00SPEAKERLike no screens, no weird RGB shit,

42:03SPEAKERlike just a relatively inexpensive,

42:05SPEAKERvery high performing efficient thing

42:07SPEAKERthat I'm not gonna look at or ever think about.

42:09SPEAKER- The one thing that they do that's quite nice

42:12SPEAKERis they do have a fan on the pump unit,

42:15SPEAKERon the pump head that goes on the CPU socket,

42:19SPEAKERwhich helps circulate air around the VRMs and the memory.

42:23SPEAKER- So do all AIOs not have fans on the pump, on the wall?

42:27SPEAKER- Hardly any, Asus does, Arctic does.

42:31SPEAKERI wanna say one of the NZXT ones.

42:33SPEAKERSome of the ones with LCDs in them do.

42:35SPEAKERThey have them hidden behind the LCD.

42:37SPEAKER- So why is that necessary or why is that something

42:40SPEAKERthat air coolers don't also have to account for?

42:42SPEAKEROr is that just a nice to have?

42:43SPEAKERLike is that more of a bonus than anything?

42:45SPEAKER- Well, no, air coolers already have air moving

42:47SPEAKERin those areas 'cause they have fans on them.

42:48SPEAKER- Does it reach the VRMs though?

42:50SPEAKERLike I think all the-- - It's just not, it's about not having stagnant air.

42:53SPEAKERIt's not about-- - Yeah, I guess so.

42:55SPEAKER- Like they don't need to be actively cooled.

42:56SPEAKERYou just don't wanna have a dead air pocket

42:59SPEAKERright on the hottest part of the computer.

43:00SPEAKER- It seems like on an air cooler,

43:01SPEAKERall the air is blowing perpendicular to where the VRMs are,

43:04SPEAKERbut I guess that's still displacing enough air

43:06SPEAKERto make a difference.

43:07SPEAKER- It's just about, like I said,

43:09SPEAKERnot having stagnant air there.

43:10SPEAKERAnd when you have like a pump

43:12SPEAKERthat doesn't have any kind of air moving,

43:14SPEAKERif people have like back fans that aren't set up right

43:16SPEAKERor don't have top fans blowing down or something like that,

43:18SPEAKERthen you can get in a situation

43:19SPEAKERwhere there's no air moving at all there and that's bad.

43:22SPEAKER- Yeah, that makes sense. - Shortens the life.

43:23SPEAKER- Yeah, but all that said though,

43:26SPEAKERlike hearing that that Arctic does not report

43:29SPEAKERactual liquid temperature or more to the point,

43:32SPEAKERhearing the liquid temperature actually is something

43:34SPEAKERyou need to think about,

43:35SPEAKERwhich I did not assume to be the case at all

43:37SPEAKERis a little dismaying.

43:38SPEAKER- So I don't, I like to pay attention to liquid temperature

43:42SPEAKER'cause it means that I can get the best,

43:45SPEAKERfor me, that's the best of both worlds, right?

43:47SPEAKERIt means that I get temperature changes.

43:49SPEAKERI get to control the temperature,

43:51SPEAKERthe fan speed based on the temperature that matters,

43:53SPEAKERnot inferring it from other things

43:57SPEAKERthat the system reports, right?

43:58SPEAKERAnd that means that I have less noise

44:00SPEAKERunless I actually need it and that to me feels right.

44:05SPEAKERIf you, there are other alternatives, right?

44:09SPEAKERFor a long time when I had a AIO

44:11SPEAKERthat didn't report temperature,

44:13SPEAKERI took the thermistor probe that comes with my motherboard

44:15SPEAKERand I took a piece of Kapton tape

44:18SPEAKERand a little bit of thermal grease

44:19SPEAKERand I smeared the thermal grease on the thermistor probe

44:22SPEAKERand I jammed it on the side of the radiator

44:24SPEAKERand taped it up there.

44:25SPEAKERAnd that gave me a number that was about five degrees less

44:30SPEAKERthan the AIO's software reported.

44:33SPEAKER- Oh, okay.

44:34SPEAKER- And I fed that number into fan control

44:35SPEAKERand I got more or less what I wanted.

44:37SPEAKER- Okay, all right, that's an option, I guess.

44:40SPEAKER- Yeah, the other thing you can do

44:41SPEAKERand I think this is a fair solution

44:43SPEAKERis you just set fixed speeds for everything

44:45SPEAKERand you run the fans on the radiator.

44:47SPEAKERIt's like the static pressure fans

44:49SPEAKERare usually relatively quiet

44:50SPEAKERand like you can run them at 60, 50 to 70%

44:54SPEAKERand just run at that speed all the time

44:56SPEAKERand not think about it.

44:57SPEAKER- I have to say that is a pretty appealing option to me.

44:59SPEAKERThe idea of just, I mean, but I guess

45:02SPEAKERI would probably do some monitoring early on

45:04SPEAKERjust to make sure.

45:05SPEAKER- Highly recommend that.

45:06SPEAKER- Yeah, like you would wanna make sure

45:08SPEAKERyou don't go too low on your constant speed,

45:10SPEAKERbut having the speed, like you said at the top of the show,

45:12SPEAKERlike having a constant hum is far easier

45:16SPEAKERto get used to and not be annoyed by

45:19SPEAKERthan having something go up and down.

45:20SPEAKERI mean, granted, I assume fluctuations on this

45:22SPEAKERwould be way less noticeable than on an air,

45:24SPEAKERlike a tower cooler, but.

45:26SPEAKER- Yeah, the fluctuations on this are really, really low.

45:28SPEAKERThe hard part actually is getting,

45:31SPEAKERif you're fluctuating speed,

45:33SPEAKERthe hard part is making sure that your exhaust is doing,

45:36SPEAKERthat you're exhausting the hot air out

45:38SPEAKERas fast as it's coming in

45:41SPEAKER'cause then you can end up soaking the case

45:43SPEAKERand making the whole case warm if you're not careful.

45:45SPEAKER- How about pump speed?

45:46SPEAKERIs that something you also need to vary?

45:49SPEAKER- So pump speed, I usually set a fixed pump speed.

45:52SPEAKERI think I run, like basically I turn it up as loud as it is

45:56SPEAKERwithout making noise that annoys me

45:58SPEAKERand then that's where I stop.

45:59SPEAKER- That is an easy rubric.

46:01SPEAKER- Yeah, 50, 60% I think is totally fine for the most part.

46:05SPEAKERThe things that are important to monitor,

46:07SPEAKERI was gonna say it's worth monitoring

46:09SPEAKER'cause you do wanna keep your liquid under that 60C number.

46:13SPEAKERSo if you do set up the thermistor,

46:14SPEAKERyou can set up the curve in your UEFI

46:18SPEAKERand have it spike up when you get to like 55C

46:21SPEAKERand turn the radiator fans way up, right?

46:23SPEAKERAnd then A, it'll keep it cool,

46:26SPEAKERB, it'll let you know that something's going on,

46:28SPEAKERyou should maybe take a look at it.

46:29SPEAKERSame thing for pump speed.

46:31SPEAKERBut like pump speed, I leave low

46:33SPEAKERand then when the thermistor hits the right temperature,

46:36SPEAKERthen it goes up.

46:37SPEAKERThe nice thing about using the thermistor

46:38SPEAKERversus the AIO reported temperature

46:41SPEAKERis the thermistor you can access in the BIOS

46:43SPEAKER'cause it shows up as just another temperature sensor

46:45SPEAKERthat the BIOS usually knows what to do with.

46:48SPEAKERNot all motherboards support that though,

46:49SPEAKERso your mileage may vary.

46:51SPEAKER- Actually sitting here not entirely sure

46:53SPEAKERif my board has that kind of support or not.

46:56SPEAKER- So my ProArt board did,

46:57SPEAKERbut I had to buy a thermistor cable that went with it.

47:01SPEAKERIt was a board. - Oh whatever, that's fine.

47:02SPEAKERThat's five bucks, I'm sure.

47:03SPEAKER- Yeah, they're like five bucks.

47:05SPEAKERI also had one from an old motherboard

47:06SPEAKERthat I just never even unwrapped.

47:09SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, the key is just

47:10SPEAKERif the sensor header is there or not.

47:13SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

47:15SPEAKERSo that's kind of like, that's the gist, right?

47:18SPEAKERIs that you, if you do this stuff right,

47:24SPEAKEReven on Reddits where people complain about PC hardware,

47:28SPEAKERI don't see people complaining about leaks too often

47:32SPEAKERor at all, really.

47:33SPEAKERLike you have to make a boneheaded decision at this point

47:36SPEAKERto make one of these things leak.

47:38SPEAKERI have to assume like AIOs have been in production

47:40SPEAKERfor so long at this point

47:41SPEAKERthat that's kind of a solved problem

47:43SPEAKERas long as you observe best practices.

47:46SPEAKER- I haven't had an air cooler on a primary computer

47:49SPEAKERsince like Nehalem probably.

47:51SPEAKER- God, really?

47:52SPEAKER- It's been a long time.

47:54SPEAKERI did, I bought multiples of those 120 millimeter,

48:01SPEAKERI think Cooler Master was the first one that did an AIO.

48:04SPEAKERThey did the ones that Intel was selling,

48:06SPEAKERthat Intel was bundling with CPUs for a long time.

48:09SPEAKERAnd I was using those from like 2009, 2010 on one way.

48:14SPEAKER- That's been a while.

48:15SPEAKER- It's been a long, it's been a minute.

48:17SPEAKERAnd I've never had leakage.

48:18SPEAKERI've had pumpsty, but that was, again,

48:21SPEAKERon those early 120 millimeter ones.

48:23SPEAKERThe newer ones, usually, generally what happens honestly

48:27SPEAKERis that the radiator gets weird gunk in it after a while.

48:30SPEAKERAnd it's just, when they cost $80,

48:33SPEAKERit's easier to just buy a new one

48:35SPEAKERthan it is to clean it out.

48:36SPEAKER- They have gotten wildly cheap.

48:38SPEAKERIt's insane.

48:39SPEAKERI mean, not all of them now.

48:39SPEAKERLike there's a newer company called Trix,

48:42SPEAKERwhich sure does look like Trix

48:45SPEAKERuntil I confirmed it's actually Trix, T-R-Y-X.

48:48SPEAKERBut they have been rated super highly recently,

48:50SPEAKERbut theirs are like all $300 plus

48:52SPEAKERbecause they've got these like gigantic wraparound screens

48:55SPEAKERon them and stuff like that.

48:56SPEAKERAnd I'm not about to pay wraparound screen money

48:59SPEAKERfor something I'm not even gonna see.

49:01SPEAKER- Well, yeah, I mean, that's the thing is

49:03SPEAKERthe market has gone toward,

49:05SPEAKERlet's give you an extreme bling streamer PC.

49:08SPEAKERAnd if you just want something that does good cooling,

49:10SPEAKERthen those Arctics are really good at 80 bucks.

49:13SPEAKER- The Arctic 280 millimeter that I was looking at

49:15SPEAKERis like 75 bucks.

49:16SPEAKERIt's crazy cheap.

49:17SPEAKER- But now the asterisk on the Arctics

49:20SPEAKERis if you're on AM4, AM5, they're just normal coolers.

49:24SPEAKER- That's the thing that has stopped me all this time.

49:27SPEAKER- Well, so I was gonna say the bracket

49:28SPEAKERon the AM4, AM5 bracket,

49:32SPEAKERyou have to take it apart in order to swap the CPUs,

49:35SPEAKERwhich isn't a problem that impacts normal people.

49:37SPEAKERBut for me, when I'm testing stuff,

49:39SPEAKERit's always a hassle to have to unscrew this thing.

49:41SPEAKER- Right.

49:43SPEAKER- On the Intel side though, they use a contact frame.

49:46SPEAKER- Yeah, so it's already that, that is not the AMD thing.

49:49SPEAKERIt's that since I've been on Intel all this time,

49:51SPEAKERthat's the thing that I have always held off because of.

49:56SPEAKER- So for folks who don't know,

49:57SPEAKERa contact frame is a thing you basically take off

49:59SPEAKERthe little metal bracket that has the lever

50:03SPEAKERthat locks the CPU in place.

50:06SPEAKERAnd you instead put the CPU in the socket naked,

50:09SPEAKERwhich is scary, and then you put this thing over top of it

50:12SPEAKERand you screw that down through the four screws.

50:14SPEAKERNow, their mechanism is pretty good.

50:17SPEAKERIt's pretty hard to over tighten it.

50:19SPEAKERThe challenge with this is that if you over tighten

50:21SPEAKERor under tighten, then your computer can be unstable.

50:25SPEAKERAnd it requires, it's A, riskier, and B, fiddlier

50:30SPEAKERthan I like, especially for non-enthusiasts.

50:33SPEAKER- Yes, so I have the kind of $15 thermal right contact frame

50:37SPEAKERon this Raptor Lake that I think you also have used

50:40SPEAKERin the past.

50:40SPEAKERI think it's kind of the one most people used

50:42SPEAKERwhen this first became a problem.

50:46SPEAKERI swore after I put that thing on,

50:47SPEAKERI would never do another contact frame.

50:50SPEAKERIt took me a whole weekend to get that thing stable.

50:52SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean.

50:53SPEAKER- It's just taken like, and to be clear,

50:56SPEAKERyou can envision what the process was.

50:58SPEAKERSo think about how much work it is

51:01SPEAKERto take a giant CPU tower cooler on and off.

51:05SPEAKERLike I have to pull that thing off,

51:08SPEAKERlike do some micro adjustments

51:10SPEAKERto the tightness of the screws on the contact frame,

51:12SPEAKERlike build the whole tower assembly back up,

51:14SPEAKERtry booting it again, use it to see if it was stable.

51:17SPEAKERHalf the time it would even get past post,

51:19SPEAKERbut occasionally it would do a little better,

51:21SPEAKERbut it was that for a whole weekend over and over.

51:24SPEAKER- So the good news is it's been a while

51:25SPEAKERsince I worked on this,

51:26SPEAKERbut I don't think you have to take the whole thing apart

51:28SPEAKERto adjust the tension.

51:29SPEAKER- In this case, it would be less work purely

51:32SPEAKERbecause you're not doing a giant tower cooler

51:34SPEAKERon top of the frame.

51:35SPEAKERLike the frame is the thing that the thing mounts to, but.

51:37SPEAKER- Yeah.

51:38SPEAKER- And I assume, I would like to think their install

51:41SPEAKERis maybe a little more foolproof than that little,

51:43SPEAKER'cause I mean the thermal right is literally

51:45SPEAKERjust a little machine piece of metal and some screws,

51:47SPEAKERthat's all it is.

51:48SPEAKERI assume this is maybe a little bit more robustly designed,

51:52SPEAKERbut I still, I don't know, man.

51:54SPEAKER- So on this one, whenever I do one of these in the lab,

51:57SPEAKERI always read the instructions

51:59SPEAKER'cause they have some really explicit instructions

52:01SPEAKERabout hand tightening it.

52:03SPEAKERAnd then you do like a quarter turn past hand tight

52:06SPEAKERand that's the right amount.

52:09SPEAKERI've never had stability problems

52:10SPEAKERusing one of their contact frames in the lab,

52:13SPEAKERbut I have also done quite a few of them.

52:15SPEAKER- So that's fair.

52:16SPEAKERI talked to our friend Adam at PC World,

52:18SPEAKERhe has also used that particular AIO quite a bit

52:21SPEAKERand he said he's never had stability issues either,

52:23SPEAKERso maybe it's okay.

52:24SPEAKER- For what it's worth, that's the AIO we use

52:26SPEAKERfor CPU testing in the PC World.

52:30SPEAKER- I mean, that's a pretty good vote of confidence.

52:31SPEAKERI don't know.

52:33SPEAKERHow did we screw up CPU retention mechanisms?

52:36SPEAKERHow did it get to this point?

52:37SPEAKER- Well, Intel stopped making square CPUs

52:38SPEAKERand they started making tall.

52:39SPEAKER- Fair, yeah.

52:40SPEAKER- And then they got warpy and then, you know, anyway.

52:44SPEAKER- Yeah, also, I'm not entirely convinced

52:47SPEAKERthat the warping frames is actually a problem

52:51SPEAKERthat is worth worrying about.

52:53SPEAKER- Yeah, I don't know.

52:54SPEAKERLike Gamers Nexus does a lot of like pressure testing,

52:58SPEAKERinkblot type stuff, I assume you've seen.

53:00SPEAKER- Yep.

53:01SPEAKER- That kind of shows what the warping

53:03SPEAKERwith different coolers is over time,

53:04SPEAKERbut I've never seen any evidence

53:06SPEAKERthat it's more than like a degree or two

53:07SPEAKERof cooling difference.

53:09SPEAKER- I think it's more of a problem for people

53:10SPEAKERwho are doing actual overclocking

53:12SPEAKERand less for people who are just using their computers.

53:15SPEAKER- Although, frankly, at this point,

53:16SPEAKERI would hope you could forgive me

53:18SPEAKERfor wanting to baby my hardware a little bit more

53:20SPEAKERwith the state of things and kind of make sure

53:23SPEAKERthat everything continues to be in working order

53:25SPEAKERfor some years.

53:26SPEAKER- Look, I don't have 7,200 megatransfer RAM anymore,

53:30SPEAKERbut if I did, I would not be running it

53:32SPEAKERat 7,200 megatransfers.

53:34SPEAKER- Yeah.

53:35SPEAKER- So yeah, so that's basically it.

53:37SPEAKERThat's the kind of TLDR on this whole thing.

53:40SPEAKERI'm like 80 to 90% of the way to sold at this point.

53:44SPEAKER- I'm gonna go and tell you from a noise perspective,

53:47SPEAKERpeople always talk about overclocking with AIOs.

53:49SPEAKERFor me, the noise is the more important thing.

53:52SPEAKER- Oh, totally.

53:53SPEAKERI will never overclock again.

53:54SPEAKERI just, A, CPU's got too fast.

53:56SPEAKER- Yeah. - B, I don't care.

53:58SPEAKERBut I am ready for a quiet PC.

54:00SPEAKERI'm ready for a, what's the opposite of rowdy?

54:04SPEAKERLike I'm ready for a docile. - Sedate.

54:06SPEAKER- Sedate, steady, consistent PC.

54:09SPEAKERLike not just quiet,

54:11SPEAKERbut I want it to be roughly the same volume all the time.

54:14SPEAKER- Have you considered a Mac mini?

54:16SPEAKER- You know, it's got some advantages.

54:18SPEAKERActually, was it on this show that you suggested this

54:23SPEAKERor was it some people on our discord

54:24SPEAKERthat floated the idea of like still having

54:27SPEAKERthe big beefy gaming PC for such needs

54:31SPEAKERas require a gaming PC,

54:33SPEAKERbut then using like a mini PC or Mac mini style thing

54:36SPEAKERfor like, that really fucked me up, frankly.

54:40SPEAKERWhen I heard that whole philosophy described,

54:43SPEAKERI was like, man, I'm sitting around

54:45SPEAKERwith this gigantic machine.

54:47SPEAKERI know that, you know, the graphics card runs

54:49SPEAKERat like very low power draw.

54:52SPEAKER- Not really. - When you're not playing.

54:53SPEAKERWell, I mean, certainly lower than when you're playing games.

54:56SPEAKER- Well, yeah. - The fans don't even spin

54:58SPEAKERon the GPU when you're not playing a game.

55:00SPEAKER- Look, I'm using 20% of the power right now

55:03SPEAKERthat I use when I'm playing a game,

55:05SPEAKERbut it's still 10 times the power that my laptop draws.

55:09SPEAKER- That's what I'm saying.

55:10SPEAKERLike I know the PC throttles quite a bit

55:11SPEAKERfrom what it would be at full load,

55:13SPEAKERbut even then, like how much,

55:15SPEAKERthat's still 10 times more than a little mini PC

55:17SPEAKERfor a use case that a mini PC would serve just fine.

55:22SPEAKER- The answer, the real answer is probably

55:24SPEAKERyou have a quite a nice laptop

55:26SPEAKERand you should probably just plug in the laptop

55:28SPEAKERif you're not gaming stuff.

55:29SPEAKER- That's fraud for a whole bunch of other reasons.

55:32SPEAKERDo you know how bad Macs have gotten

55:33SPEAKERat outputting to non-Apple monitors?

55:36SPEAKER- What? - Are you familiar with that?

55:38SPEAKER- No, you just need like five dongles.

55:40SPEAKER- No, no, it's not that.

55:41SPEAKERIt's that they don't scale to common resolutions well

55:44SPEAKERin a lot of cases.

55:45SPEAKER- What? - You should go look it up.

55:46SPEAKERIt's crazy.

55:47SPEAKERIt seems like an insane thing for-

55:49SPEAKER- You have like 2560 by 1440 monitors, right?

55:51SPEAKER- You would think that would be just fine,

55:53SPEAKERbut a bunch of common resolutions Mac OS

55:56SPEAKERwill not scale to very well.

55:58SPEAKER- Oh, that's obnoxious. - Yeah, it's terrible.

56:00SPEAKERIt's not that it's not usable,

56:01SPEAKERbut it's been so long since I tried it.

56:04SPEAKERI can't remember exactly what the specifics were,

56:06SPEAKERbut it's like font scaling and stuff like that.

56:07SPEAKERJust ends up looking a little bit jank

56:10SPEAKERon non-Apple monitors, which is ridiculous.

56:13SPEAKER- My choice to learn how to use Linux feels better every day.

56:16SPEAKER- Yeah.

56:17SPEAKER- So yeah, I guess that's it.

56:19SPEAKERIf people have more questions about this,

56:20SPEAKERnext week is a Q&A episode.

56:22SPEAKERSo fire them into the email at techpod@content.town.

56:24SPEAKERI'm happy to answer what I can.

56:26SPEAKER- Yes, we do have a little section here about custom loops,

56:28SPEAKERbut I don't think that-

56:29SPEAKER- I think we hit most of the stuff in there

56:31SPEAKERwhen we were talking about the beginning.

56:33SPEAKER- I mean, since this is a fact,

56:34SPEAKERlet me just hit you with a couple.

56:36SPEAKER- Yeah.

56:37SPEAKER- When you have a custom loop, as they are conceived today,

56:41SPEAKERnot the janky shit I was using 20 years ago,

56:43SPEAKERbut like the stuff you would get from a major vendor

56:46SPEAKERthese days and assemble yourself,

56:48SPEAKERcan you set the PC on its side or is that a bad idea?

56:52SPEAKER- It depends on how you build the loop.

56:58SPEAKER- Okay.

56:58SPEAKER- If you have a reservoir that seals,

57:00SPEAKERso usually on a custom loop,

57:02SPEAKERthe main parts are a pump that's built into a reservoir.

57:05SPEAKERSo you have more liquid in the loop,

57:06SPEAKERwhich gives you more kind of carrying capacity for heat.

57:10SPEAKER- Got it.

57:10SPEAKER- You have one or two radiators usually,

57:13SPEAKERand then you have cooling plates for the CPU

57:15SPEAKERand possibly the GPU as well.

57:18SPEAKERAnd if your reservoir pump combo

57:22SPEAKERaccommodates multiple orientations,

57:24SPEAKERthen you can lay it on its side.

57:26SPEAKER- Got it.

57:27SPEAKER- Like you're talking about to work on or to run?

57:28SPEAKER- These days I like to set a PC on its side to work on it.

57:32SPEAKER- I would always drain it before I put it on its side.

57:35SPEAKER- Okay, that alone means I will never touch

57:37SPEAKERa custom loop again, too much work.

57:39SPEAKER- The fundamental thing about the custom loop is

57:42SPEAKERif you build the computer and then you don't touch it

57:44SPEAKERfor the life of that computer, custom loops are pretty rad.

57:48SPEAKERThey require more maintenance

57:49SPEAKER'cause you do have to change the water

57:50SPEAKERevery three to six months.

57:52SPEAKER- My giant case straight up has,

57:54SPEAKERor maybe this is common on most cases,

57:55SPEAKERbut this case has like a fill, it's not a valve,

57:59SPEAKERbut a fill, like an intake cut out in the top.

58:01SPEAKERYeah, you can align the fill line

58:06SPEAKERof your reservoir to the top of the case

58:08SPEAKERso you don't have to take the case apart.

58:10SPEAKERIs the reservoir that kind of like vertical clear tube

58:14SPEAKERlooking thing attached to the pump that I see in photos?

58:16SPEAKER- Yeah, they look like bongs.

58:18SPEAKER- Yes, exactly.

58:19SPEAKERBong for a CPU bong.

58:21SPEAKER- Yeah, usually often the pump is integrated

58:24SPEAKERin the bottom of that.

58:25SPEAKER- Yeah, that was my understanding.

58:26SPEAKER- So that way that solves your,

58:28SPEAKERhey, the pump is always an underwater problem.

58:30SPEAKER- Sure.

58:31SPEAKER- It also, often the top will also screw off

58:34SPEAKERof that reservoir so you can fill,

58:36SPEAKERif you need to top off, you can do that in there.

58:38SPEAKER- Sure.

58:39SPEAKER- People do things like add dye and stuff like that

58:42SPEAKERto make the tube different colors,

58:43SPEAKERmake it glow in black light or whatever,

58:45SPEAKERwhich is like you're almost always better off

58:48SPEAKERgetting colored tubes than putting dye in the coolant.

58:52SPEAKERI know that there's, people have worked this out

58:55SPEAKERso that it's less of a problem now,

58:56SPEAKERbut it used to be that you would,

58:58SPEAKERthat was a good way to create corrosion

59:00SPEAKERor to make stuff grow or whatever.

59:02SPEAKER- What kind of liquid do you use in a custom lube?

59:04SPEAKER- Distilled water.

59:05SPEAKER- Is it just distilled water with, I assume, some additives?

59:07SPEAKER- Yeah, you use distilled water

59:09SPEAKERand then you can choose to put anti-corrosives in,

59:12SPEAKERyou can choose to put dyes in,

59:13SPEAKERyou can just put antibiotics in,

59:15SPEAKERnot antibiotics, but things that retard growth, yeah.

59:20SPEAKERPeople also do things like put silver anodes in,

59:23SPEAKERor they put different kind of anodes into,

59:26SPEAKERlike they're basically sacrificial anodes

59:28SPEAKERso the corrosion happens on them

59:29SPEAKERinstead of on your expensive cooling plate or whatever.

59:32SPEAKER- Interesting.

59:32SPEAKER- There's a lot to, like, as opposed to an AIO,

59:36SPEAKERwhich is fairly idiot-proof,

59:37SPEAKERand the hardest thing you have to do

59:38SPEAKERis figure out which way the fans are gonna blow,

59:40SPEAKERwhich I realize we haven't talked about yet.

59:43SPEAKERThe custom loops you have to actually,

59:49SPEAKERlike, you shouldn't, one should not idly decide

59:52SPEAKERthey're going to build a custom loop

59:53SPEAKERand then just go buy a bunch of stuff.

59:54SPEAKERYou should do some reading and watch a bunch of videos

59:57SPEAKERand understand how it works.

59:58SPEAKER- Well, and the other thing is, and I kind of knew this,

1:00:00SPEAKERbut when I really started looking for five minutes,

1:00:03SPEAKERwhen I first got interested in doing liquid cooling again,

1:00:05SPEAKERI spent five minutes looking at custom loop gear

1:00:09SPEAKERand then quickly concluded that if I were to do,

1:00:11SPEAKERlike, a whole loop that included a graphics card,

1:00:14SPEAKERcustom water block, and the whole thing,

1:00:16SPEAKERlike, it seems like you were looking at, like,

1:00:17SPEAKERa thousand dollars to build something like that out,

1:00:19SPEAKERand, like, no thank you.

1:00:20SPEAKER- It's a huge investment, especially the GPU blocks.

1:00:23SPEAKERThe GPU blocks are only good for one particular GPU.

1:00:26SPEAKER- That's the other thing is you have to get a block

1:00:27SPEAKERthat fits your specific card.

1:00:29SPEAKER- Yeah, so, like, realistically what you're saying

1:00:31SPEAKERwhen you do that is I'm never gonna change that GPU

1:00:33SPEAKERfor the life of this computer.

1:00:34SPEAKER- Just does not seem worth it.

1:00:35SPEAKERNow, I mean, all that said, again, I'm not gonna do this,

1:00:37SPEAKERbut when I mentioned earlier

1:00:40SPEAKERthat my case can accommodate four radiators,

1:00:43SPEAKERin a perfect world where I had unlimited money and time

1:00:46SPEAKERto tinker with something like this,

1:00:48SPEAKERwhat if I put as many radiators at the maximum size

1:00:52SPEAKERas possible in this case, and then ran no fans on them?

1:00:57SPEAKER- That won't do what you want.

1:00:59SPEAKER- Even with that much, sir, because, I mean,

1:01:00SPEAKERI could pull it up and tell you,

1:01:01SPEAKERbut, I mean, that's like a 480, a 360, a 280.

1:01:05SPEAKERI'd have to look at the case,

1:01:06SPEAKERbut it can accommodate a shitload of radiator,

1:01:10SPEAKERbut I assume some amount of airflow is required, right?

1:01:13SPEAKER- Yeah, you could do something goofy,

1:01:15SPEAKERlike have the fans on the inside sucking in

1:01:19SPEAKERor blowing in from the inside, blowing out from the inside.

1:01:22SPEAKER- Just to kind of help dampen the sound

1:01:23SPEAKERby having them buried inside.

1:01:24SPEAKER- Yeah, but you need something to,

1:01:27SPEAKERlike if you want to have passively cooled,

1:01:30SPEAKERit's a different kind of radiator, right?

1:01:31SPEAKER- Oh, I see.

1:01:33SPEAKER- I can't remember the company.

1:01:34SPEAKERWe've talked about it before.

1:01:35SPEAKERThere was a company that used to make, Zalman maybe,

1:01:37SPEAKERused to make a tower radiator.

1:01:39SPEAKER- Zalman is a name I haven't heard in a long time.

1:01:42SPEAKER- Yeah, but they made a tower radiator

1:01:43SPEAKERthat was about 16 inches around

1:01:46SPEAKERand had fins three feet high on the side of it.

1:01:49SPEAKERAnd the pump was in the bottom of that thing

1:01:51SPEAKERand the coolant would go inside that thing.

1:01:53SPEAKERAnd you could put a little fan on top of it

1:01:56SPEAKERthat would blow air down the fins,

1:01:58SPEAKERbut it would just passively radiate heat out.

1:02:00SPEAKERNow, this was in the late 2000s,

1:02:02SPEAKERso computers are much less hot now than they are now.

1:02:06SPEAKERIf you wanted to do that now,

1:02:06SPEAKERyou'd have to drill a hole in your floor

1:02:08SPEAKERand run a bunch of pipes down there to an exchanger, yeah.

1:02:13SPEAKER- Wow, think about displacing your cooling

1:02:16SPEAKERinto another room.

1:02:17SPEAKER- So, Linus Tech Tips did this a few years ago.

1:02:21SPEAKER- Of course.

1:02:23SPEAKER- When we first started doing this podcast,

1:02:25SPEAKERI idly said, man, I'm tired of being in my office

1:02:27SPEAKERand it being 90 degrees in here.

1:02:29SPEAKERAnd somebody was like, well, this website,

1:02:31SPEAKERthis guy did a video about this

1:02:32SPEAKERand then I went and watched the video.

1:02:33SPEAKERI was like, there's no way in hell I'm doing this.

1:02:35SPEAKERThis is a disaster.

1:02:37SPEAKERBut I have joked--

1:02:39SPEAKER- What if your radiator was in your crawl space?

1:02:44SPEAKER- It would be nice to have radiant heating for the floor.

1:02:46SPEAKER- How effective are slugs at dissipating heat?

1:02:48SPEAKER- Well, it's snails.

1:02:49SPEAKER- Or snails, I mean, same thing.

1:02:51SPEAKER- They're mostly dead, so it's probably no problem.

1:02:54SPEAKERBut the bigger issue is,

1:02:57SPEAKERI don't think I want the PC to be the main heat

1:03:00SPEAKERfor the house, which is what that would end up making it.

1:03:03SPEAKERAnd also, I'm on a standing desk now,

1:03:05SPEAKERso I'd have to have some sort of hose system

1:03:07SPEAKERthat goes up and down with the desk.

1:03:11SPEAKERThis is all fraught.

1:03:12SPEAKERI'm not, this is a bad idea.

1:03:15SPEAKERFan direction, though.

1:03:18SPEAKERGenerally speaking, and this isn't,

1:03:21SPEAKERpeople are gonna have opinions about this,

1:03:22SPEAKERso please send them into the comments

1:03:24SPEAKERor post them in the Discord.

1:03:26SPEAKERI like to do air in the front and air out the back.

1:03:31SPEAKERAnd if I have a radiator on the top,

1:03:33SPEAKERI usually suck cold air in from the top

1:03:37SPEAKERand blow it out the back,

1:03:39SPEAKERpartly because these days we all have GPUs

1:03:42SPEAKERthat are giant heat engines in our top slots

1:03:45SPEAKERthat block off the bottom half of the machine,

1:03:49SPEAKERpartly because I don't like the top of my,

1:03:51SPEAKERthe bottom of my desk getting hot when I play a game.

1:03:54SPEAKERSo I used to blow,

1:03:56SPEAKERwhen the PC sat under the desk on the floor,

1:03:59SPEAKERI would blow air out the top and it was fine.

1:04:02SPEAKERNow that it's hanging under my desk,

1:04:04SPEAKERI want the air, the cool air coming in the top

1:04:07SPEAKERand blowing out the back, just so that my desk

1:04:09SPEAKERdoesn't get warm and I don't blow a bunch of hot air

1:04:12SPEAKERaround my junk when I'm sitting at the desk, but that's it.

1:04:15SPEAKER- What case do you have, again?

1:04:16SPEAKER- I'm on a fractal meshified compact,

1:04:18SPEAKERthe second generation, second version.

1:04:20SPEAKER- Is the top of that just open by default?

1:04:22SPEAKERNot open, open, but it's like mesh or, okay, yeah.

1:04:25SPEAKER- You can pop it off, it's metal.

1:04:28SPEAKERIt has a cleaning, a filter you can clean underneath there.

1:04:32SPEAKERI usually take that out and blow it out

1:04:34SPEAKERwith the air gun like twice a year.

1:04:36SPEAKER- Yeah, so this is probably my last question here,

1:04:38SPEAKERor I don't know if this is even a question,

1:04:39SPEAKERbut for reasons that are not really worth getting into,

1:04:42SPEAKERit might be best for me to mount the radiator up top.

1:04:46SPEAKERBut I currently have the solid version

1:04:48SPEAKERof the top panel on this case,

1:04:50SPEAKER'cause this whole case is just a giant black obelisk

1:04:53SPEAKERand I'd like to keep it that way.

1:04:54SPEAKER- What case is it, Brad?

1:04:56SPEAKER- It's the fractal defined seven XL.

1:04:59SPEAKERSo it comes with an alternate top panel that is mesh,

1:05:02SPEAKERthat's cut out with mesh, blah, blah, blah.

1:05:05SPEAKERI totally can mount the radiator up top,

1:05:07SPEAKERbut I kinda don't wanna have to change that panel

1:05:09SPEAKER'cause I don't want the top of the case open

1:05:11SPEAKERfor dust and sound reasons,

1:05:13SPEAKEReven though the whole point of this is to lower the sound.

1:05:15SPEAKERSo I might just have to bite the bullet

1:05:18SPEAKERand put that mesh version of the top on it.

1:05:21SPEAKER- I was gonna say some cases have

1:05:23SPEAKERa little bit of space up there.

1:05:24SPEAKERI think you're going to make your whole computer real hot

1:05:28SPEAKERif you don't have airflow through there.

1:05:30SPEAKER- This is definitely not one of those cases.

1:05:31SPEAKERThis thing is like sealed tight

1:05:33SPEAKERwithout swapping that top panel.

1:05:36SPEAKER- I got bad news for you then.

1:05:37SPEAKER- Yeah. - Yeah.

1:05:39SPEAKER- Also, I don't know where that panel is.

1:05:40SPEAKERIt's been two and a half years

1:05:41SPEAKERand I don't remember where I put it.

1:05:43SPEAKER- So the nice thing about fractal is if you call them,

1:05:45SPEAKERthey will happily send you a new one.

1:05:47SPEAKERIf you, you can just buy it from them,

1:05:49SPEAKERthey'll send it to you.

1:05:50SPEAKER- Yeah, I'll figure it out.

1:05:52SPEAKER- I, yeah, I would not,

1:05:54SPEAKERthe whole point of having this

1:05:56SPEAKERis that you need airflow through this thing.

1:05:57SPEAKERSo you gotta have the--

1:05:59SPEAKER- I know, I know.

1:06:02SPEAKER- But yeah, so you're going to get glass,

1:06:04SPEAKERput some glowy liquid in there.

1:06:05SPEAKERYou can call it, you can get it all fancy.

1:06:07SPEAKER- Just doing the fishbowl case.

1:06:09SPEAKER- Yeah, that's the future.

1:06:11SPEAKERThat's what the kids crave.

1:06:12SPEAKER- I don't want to see what's in there.

1:06:13SPEAKERI don't want to hear it.

1:06:14SPEAKERI don't want to know about it.

1:06:15SPEAKER- Well, okay, there you go.

1:06:16SPEAKER- I'd build the PC into the wall if I could.

1:06:19SPEAKER- I, maybe you should go to those Leon Lee desk cases.

1:06:24SPEAKERThey have, we talked about in the full nerd

1:06:25SPEAKERa couple of weeks ago, but they have a,

1:06:26SPEAKERit's like a sunken panel.

1:06:29SPEAKERThey're expensive, but it's a standing desk

1:06:31SPEAKERwith like a space for two computers in the desktop.

1:06:34SPEAKER- Oh, have they started?

1:06:35SPEAKER'Cause I've seen, I think it's Linus

1:06:37SPEAKERthat has done that custom before, right?

1:06:39SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:06:40SPEAKER- Companies are actually making that as a product now?

1:06:42SPEAKER- Leon Lee has made these for several years.

1:06:44SPEAKER- Oh, has they?

1:06:44SPEAKER- This has been around, like this is one of those things

1:06:47SPEAKERthat they sell like not a lot of every year, I assume.

1:06:49SPEAKER- Sure.

1:06:50SPEAKER- So they, but they've been doing it for a long time.

1:06:52SPEAKER- Oh God, I can't imagine how expensive these things are.

1:06:55SPEAKER- It's not like, look, it's not that much more expensive

1:07:00SPEAKERthan buying a desk, a nice standing desk in two cases.

1:07:03SPEAKERI don't know how good the standing desk is.

1:07:05SPEAKER- Yeah, it's neat that they do this.

1:07:07SPEAKERIt's not for me.

1:07:08SPEAKERIt's like, look, it's like the TV VCR combo.

1:07:10SPEAKERYou don't want to combine too much functionality

1:07:12SPEAKERinto too few devices.

1:07:14SPEAKER- Well, and also the cover is a piece of tempered glass

1:07:19SPEAKERand I don't want, like, I don't feel great about it.

1:07:22SPEAKER- That sounds real scary.

1:07:24SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, if they want to send us one,

1:07:25SPEAKERI'll test it out and let you know how it is.

1:07:27SPEAKER- 'Cause it would be really nice to put like,

1:07:30SPEAKERlike I could put my stream PC and my gaming desktop

1:07:33SPEAKERin that thing and then just have nothing else around,

1:07:35SPEAKERwhich sounds pretty nice.

1:07:36SPEAKER- From a clutter reduction standpoint,

1:07:38SPEAKERI can see that for sure.

1:07:40SPEAKER- Yeah, but I put too much crap at my desk

1:07:42SPEAKERfor the tempered glass to be a viable solution.

1:07:44SPEAKER- Yeah, also do you want your desk making noise though?

1:07:46SPEAKERProbably not.

1:07:48SPEAKER- Like my computer's quiet, man.

1:07:49SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, that's the goal.

1:07:51SPEAKER- Yeah, that's the dream.

1:07:53SPEAKERSo yeah, if you have questions, post them in the Discord.

1:07:55SPEAKER- Yeah, yes, I look forward to feedback on this episode.

1:07:58SPEAKERI know tons of people on our Discord will have opinions

1:08:01SPEAKERabout these products and best practices.

1:08:04SPEAKER- Yeah, it is much less scary than it used to be.

1:08:08SPEAKERI know some people in the Discord really dislike AIOs.

1:08:12SPEAKERWe can talk about it.

1:08:13SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, that's where I've been for all these years.

1:08:16SPEAKERLike I just enjoy the simplicity of something

1:08:18SPEAKERthat I know leaks are not really a realistic problem,

1:08:21SPEAKERbut like something that by definition can't leak, you know,

1:08:23SPEAKERlike you can turn the PC any which way.

1:08:25SPEAKERIt's just simpler, but also the noise

1:08:27SPEAKERis kind of driving me crazy.

1:08:29SPEAKER- Well, and to be clear, when you're doing an AIO,

1:08:31SPEAKERI would absolutely lay it on its side

1:08:32SPEAKERwithout any hesitation.

1:08:34SPEAKERIt's just the other, like you want to give it a minute

1:08:36SPEAKERwhen you fire it up for the bubbles to work out,

1:08:38SPEAKERbut yeah, it's no big deal.

1:08:40SPEAKERAnd if you're not in the Discord,

1:08:41SPEAKERyou want to get in the Discord,

1:08:42SPEAKERyou can go to patreon.com/techpod,

1:08:44SPEAKERwhere for $5 a month, you know,

1:08:47SPEAKEReverything else is more expensive,

1:08:48SPEAKERbut you know what's still the same price?

1:08:49SPEAKER- What's that?

1:08:50SPEAKER- The Patreon tech for tech pods.

1:08:52SPEAKER- That's right, six years and counting?

1:08:55SPEAKER- Six years, god, we've been doing this for that long, yeah.

1:08:57SPEAKER- Well, the Discord just, I think it'll be seven years

1:09:00SPEAKERon the podcast in September, I believe.

1:09:02SPEAKER- Wild.

1:09:03SPEAKER- But I think we just passed six years on the Discord

1:09:06SPEAKERat the same price.

1:09:07SPEAKER- Yeah, same price.

1:09:09SPEAKERInflation can't beat the tech pod.

1:09:11SPEAKERIf you would like to find out how to join,

1:09:13SPEAKERyou can go to patreon.com/techpod.

1:09:14SPEAKERIt's like I said, it's five bucks a month.

1:09:16SPEAKERIt supports the show.

1:09:17SPEAKERWe don't take ads, so this is the way we make money

1:09:19SPEAKERat doing the show and we appreciate everyone's support.

1:09:23SPEAKERIf you, that's it, we appreciate everyone's support,

1:09:27SPEAKERbut we especially appreciate our executive producer

1:09:30SPEAKERtier patrons, including InfelicitousRips, Andrew Slosky,

1:09:34SPEAKERJordan Lippett, OctothorpeBunnyForWork, David Allen,

1:09:39SPEAKERJames Kamik, and Pantheon, makers of the HS3

1:09:41SPEAKERhigh-speed 3D printer.

1:09:43SPEAKERThank you all so much.

1:09:44SPEAKER- Thank you.

1:09:45SPEAKER- And we'll be back next week.

1:09:46SPEAKERIt's questions next week, so get your questions in.

1:09:50SPEAKERGet them in.

1:09:51SPEAKERWe love questions.

1:09:52SPEAKER- Feels like a minute since we did a Q&A.

1:09:53SPEAKERI don't know why.

1:09:54SPEAKER- It's May, a short month?

1:09:55SPEAKERNo, it's 31 days.

1:09:57SPEAKERI think it just felt weird.

1:10:00SPEAKERBut anyway, we'll be back next week with more TechPod.

1:10:02SPEAKERAs always, please consider the environment

1:10:04SPEAKERbefore printing this podcast.

1:10:06SPEAKERBye.

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