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306: The Worst Thing About Bluetooth Is "Sometimes"

2025-09-28 · 1:19:38

00:00SPEAKERI guess we're doing dark mode today.

00:02SPEAKER- Yeah, I turned on the camera and I turned on the call

00:07SPEAKERand I just saw Brad lit only by the light screen

00:11SPEAKERof what I assume is a light mode monitor.

00:13SPEAKER- See, I've got a Google Doc.

00:15SPEAKEROkay, 'cause as we have well-documented,

00:17SPEAKERGoogle Docs does not have a dark mode.

00:19SPEAKERSo I'm staring at our list of questions

00:22SPEAKERin this giant white browser window.

00:24SPEAKERCheck this out.

00:26SPEAKER- Oh, wow.

00:27SPEAKER- That's a dark tab.

00:28SPEAKER- Oh, hello.

00:30SPEAKER- There's no lighting in this room

00:31SPEAKERother than from these monitors

00:32SPEAKERbecause it's like seven in the morning here.

00:34SPEAKER- There's one strand of fairy lights

00:36SPEAKERin the background behind you.

00:37SPEAKER- Yeah, true.

00:38SPEAKERYes, I haven't, I didn't do my hair yet.

00:39SPEAKERYou're wearing a V-neck white t-shirt.

00:42SPEAKER- The white V-neck t-shirt that I slept in.

00:45SPEAKER- Straight out of bed.

00:46SPEAKERYou've got travel coming up, business travel.

00:48SPEAKERAnd so our recording schedule is a bit wonkier than usual.

00:52SPEAKER- Yeah, we haven't had to do it early, early in a long time.

00:54SPEAKER7 a.m. used to be our go-to during the pandemic

00:57SPEAKERwhen I was working at Stray Bomb Bay and had like

00:59SPEAKERa full-time nine to five job.

01:01SPEAKERBut yeah, we haven't done it this early in a minute.

01:04SPEAKERBut it's, you know, anytime is podcast time.

01:07SPEAKERAll I need is a microphone and a...

01:09SPEAKER- That's right.

01:10SPEAKER- Well, I guess a microphone.

01:11SPEAKER- Last night, there was a fun moment last night

01:13SPEAKER'cause we did the patron episode late last night

01:15SPEAKERand you commented as we were shutting down,

01:18SPEAKERyou commented that you got to see

01:19SPEAKERhow off our clocks were because you surmised

01:22SPEAKERthat all the lights in this office room went off for me

01:26SPEAKERat one time and you surmised that they were all

01:28SPEAKERon a smart timer, which they are.

01:30SPEAKERAnd you were able to see how offset our clocks are

01:34SPEAKERby watching my lights go off.

01:35SPEAKER- Yeah, either my Windows clock hasn't updated in a minute

01:38SPEAKERor your Pi or whatever's running your cameras

01:41SPEAKERis off by about 10 seconds, so.

01:44SPEAKER- Yeah, well, there's, I mean, there's, well,

01:45SPEAKERthere's gotta be some amount of latency there,

01:47SPEAKERnot that much.

01:48SPEAKERI have a Raspberry Pi 4 running Home Assistant.

01:51SPEAKERSo I guess it's going by whatever time

01:53SPEAKERthat Pi is pulling through NTP

01:56SPEAKERand then what's the latency to the smart plugs?

01:58SPEAKERThat's gotta be measured in dozens

02:00SPEAKERof milliseconds at most, right?

02:02SPEAKER- Tony, I actually don't know how often my Raspberry Pi,

02:05SPEAKERmy Home Assistant Raspberry Pi updates time.

02:07SPEAKERI assume it does it daily.

02:09SPEAKERProbably not more than that.

02:10SPEAKER- Well, you're on what?

02:11SPEAKERHome Assistant OS, like you're on the all-in-one,

02:14SPEAKERlike the integrated image.

02:16SPEAKER- Yeah, I'm running a yellow.

02:17SPEAKER- But it's whatever your NTP facility

02:19SPEAKERon that Linux install is set to query at.

02:21SPEAKER- Yeah, I haven't touched it,

02:22SPEAKERso I wonder what their default is

02:23SPEAKER'cause it's like time matters for that stuff.

02:25SPEAKER- Not to just merge this podcast

02:27SPEAKERwith the dual boot diaries entirely,

02:28SPEAKERbut I did hear you say the word time, date CTL

02:32SPEAKERon that podcast recently, which-

02:34SPEAKER- Yeah, I did the way that you said not to do.

02:36SPEAKER- I think means that you're using system D time sync D

02:39SPEAKERto manage NTPs, so we could probably find out

02:41SPEAKERwhat the query interval is for that.

02:44SPEAKER- That's on my desktop on the Pi.

02:45SPEAKERIt's a whole different thing 'cause the Pi's managed.

02:47SPEAKERI don't ever, I don't think I've ever logged

02:50SPEAKERinto a terminal, into a shell on the Pi.

02:52SPEAKER- There's a very good chance that you're using time sync D

02:54SPEAKERon the Home System OS as well 'cause that's kind

02:56SPEAKERof the standard built-in system D way to do it

02:59SPEAKERon most distros these days.

03:00SPEAKER- Yeah, I wonder if they're based on Raspbian

03:02SPEAKERor whatever Raspberry Pi OS or whatever they call it now.

03:06SPEAKER- Probably, I don't know actually.

03:08SPEAKERThat's a whole other topic, like distros for Raspberry Pis

03:11SPEAKERis its own topic because-

03:13SPEAKER- Really is.

03:14SPEAKER- There's like Ubuntu has an official Raspberry Pi image.

03:16SPEAKERI think Fedora might.

03:18SPEAKERThere's probably actually quite a few these days,

03:20SPEAKERbut I really still like running the official Raspberry Pi OS

03:24SPEAKERjust 'cause it seems like the most tailored

03:26SPEAKERto the hardware.

03:29SPEAKER- Yeah, it just has a Linux-based OS.

03:31SPEAKERI wonder if they rolled some of them from scratch.

03:33SPEAKEROh, it's not based on a regular Linux distro like Ubuntu.

03:36SPEAKERIt's built using build root

03:38SPEAKERand is optimized to run Home Assistant.

03:40SPEAKER- Yeah, okay, so they did roll their own.

03:41SPEAKERThat's cool.

03:42SPEAKERIt's kind of like the Mr.

03:43SPEAKERor like the Mr. runs the most stripped down possible

03:46SPEAKERLinux install imaginable.

03:47SPEAKERLike they also cobbled that thing together from parts,

03:50SPEAKERwhich is pretty cool.

03:51SPEAKER- Yeah, I think they did this because they use Docker

03:53SPEAKERfor a lot of running.

03:55SPEAKERLike they needed Docker optimizations

03:57SPEAKERthat I bet are not in Raspberry Pi OS by default.

03:59SPEAKER- There's also just like a ton of stuff

04:01SPEAKERfor an embedded device like a Mr. or Home Assistant,

04:04SPEAKERyellow or whatever you're doing.

04:05SPEAKERLike there's just a ton of user space stuff

04:08SPEAKERthat you don't need cluttering up a thing

04:10SPEAKERthat is meant to just run headless.

04:12SPEAKER- Well, yeah, I mean, that's the Linux benefit, right?

04:15SPEAKERYou need to have just what you need.

04:16SPEAKER- That's right.

04:17SPEAKERThis is one step closer to doing Linux from scratch.

04:20SPEAKERLet's go.

04:22SPEAKER- You didn't have a response for that.

04:24SPEAKER- I, oh, oh no.

04:28SPEAKER- All right, I'm just leaving that in.

04:30SPEAKER- Oh yeah.

04:31SPEAKER(upbeat music)

04:52SPEAKER(upbeat music continues)

04:59SPEAKER- Welcome to Brad and Will Made a Tech Bot.

05:01SPEAKERI'm Will.

05:02SPEAKER- I'm Brad.

05:03SPEAKERThat was a really an amazing thousand yard stare.

05:05SPEAKER- I'm just, I'm just shaking.

05:06SPEAKERI was shaking my head.

05:07SPEAKERI was so shook from that.

05:09SPEAKERI couldn't even shake my head.

05:10SPEAKERI was just like, I don't have anything to say about.

05:14SPEAKER- The very words Linux from scratch

05:15SPEAKERjust strike terror into the hearts of everyday users.

05:20SPEAKER- I had a Gentoo phase, right?

05:22SPEAKERI used to compile my own Linux kernel

05:24SPEAKERon a Pentium 200 or 266 or whatever it was I had back then.

05:28SPEAKERIt took like 12 hours.

05:29SPEAKERIt was not a great experience.

05:32SPEAKERProbably a little better now.

05:33SPEAKER- I might stop invoking Linux from scratch

05:35SPEAKERactually for people like somebody popped up,

05:37SPEAKERagain, sorry to just talk Linux

05:39SPEAKERand do boot diaries constantly.

05:41SPEAKERI've been in it a lot lately,

05:42SPEAKERbut on the PC world discord in that channel,

05:44SPEAKERsomebody popped up who is an engineer by day

05:47SPEAKERand was saying like, hey, I don't know what kind of engineer

05:49SPEAKERI have now it could be some kind of hardware

05:51SPEAKERor electrical or something. - Be a train driver, yeah.

05:53SPEAKER- Also possible, steam engineer.

05:55SPEAKER- Yeah.

05:56SPEAKER- But they said like, hey, I'm an engineer.

05:58SPEAKERI'm used to knowing how things work,

05:59SPEAKERbut I'm moving to Linux and I have no idea how things work.

06:02SPEAKERAnd I would love to gain a better understanding of it.

06:03SPEAKERAnd I started to say, well,

06:05SPEAKERyou could go through Linux from scratch

06:06SPEAKERif you really want to understand all the component parts.

06:09SPEAKERBut then the more I started reading about it,

06:11SPEAKERthe more I got the sense that Linux from scratch

06:12SPEAKERis actually about how to build a Linux system from source.

06:16SPEAKERLike it's more about,

06:17SPEAKERI think it's more about like the build environment

06:19SPEAKERand how to compile all the parts.

06:20SPEAKERIt's more about compiling software potentially

06:22SPEAKERthan it is about just like learning

06:24SPEAKERwhat your computer is made of.

06:26SPEAKER- That makes sense.

06:27SPEAKER- I think like there are a bunch of books out there,

06:28SPEAKERlike how Linux works and like the Linux Bible

06:31SPEAKERand stuff like that, that I think might be more appropriate.

06:33SPEAKERIf you just want to like know what is systemd,

06:35SPEAKERwhat is udev, like stuff like that.

06:36SPEAKERI think maybe those books might be a better option

06:39SPEAKERthan LFS.

06:41SPEAKER- The hard part of the whole thing though,

06:43SPEAKERis that there's like, there's five things,

06:46SPEAKERfive different things that do the thing

06:47SPEAKERthat systemd does, right?

06:50SPEAKERSo, I mean, maybe not five.

06:52SPEAKER- How do you mean?

06:53SPEAKER- I'm just saying like most of the core low-level systems

06:57SPEAKERseem to have multiple variants that do the same thing

07:01SPEAKERor similar things or newer versions or older versions or.

07:04SPEAKER- In some domains, yeah.

07:06SPEAKERNetwork configuration is,

07:08SPEAKERI could name six different ways right now

07:10SPEAKERto configure a network on Linux.

07:12SPEAKEROkay, maybe I should save all this.

07:14SPEAKER- Yeah, this isn't the podcast to talk about Linux.

07:16SPEAKER- This is my stealth, like I shouldn't say it.

07:20SPEAKERStealth attempt to get onto that podcast,

07:22SPEAKERbut maybe that's not a bad idea.

07:23SPEAKER- It's gonna happen, okay?

07:24SPEAKER- Oh boy.

07:25SPEAKER- Adam and I talk about it every, yeah.

07:28SPEAKERWe have our first few guests coming up, so.

07:31SPEAKER- Do you know how long that show's gonna run

07:34SPEAKERor is it open-ended until you feel like

07:36SPEAKERyou've reached the end?

07:37SPEAKER- The joke that we made at the beginning

07:40SPEAKERwas that we're gonna end the show by deleting

07:42SPEAKERone of the partitions on our hard drive.

07:44SPEAKER- Oh yeah, I know that.

07:45SPEAKERWhat I mean is, are you giving yourselves eight weeks

07:47SPEAKERor is it like just, hey, we're just gonna keep doing this

07:48SPEAKERuntil we feel like it's time?

07:50SPEAKER- Yeah, I think my thought is that once it stops being

07:54SPEAKERabout dual booting and that transition,

07:57SPEAKERit just becomes like a practical Linux user podcast

07:59SPEAKERor something like that, so it could be open-ended.

08:01SPEAKERI don't know, we'll see what people,

08:02SPEAKERlike if people listen to it, we'll keep doing it, right?

08:04SPEAKERThat's the rule of podcasting, so.

08:07SPEAKERYou can find it wherever podcasts are found.

08:08SPEAKERI'm gonna stop plugging this.

08:09SPEAKERThis is, the streams are crossing.

08:12SPEAKER- Yeah, I apologize.

08:13SPEAKERIt's just something I'm enthusiastic about

08:15SPEAKERon a personal level.

08:16SPEAKERIt's not even like an attempt to cross-pollinate content

08:19SPEAKERor something.

08:20SPEAKER- No, I mean, look, I love cross-pollinating content,

08:22SPEAKERthat's great. - I mean, that's probably

08:23SPEAKERalso good, but anyway.

08:26SPEAKER- Yeah, no, we started it because we were kind of both

08:30SPEAKERdeeply dissatisfied with Windows, right?

08:32SPEAKERAnd which brings us to why we're here today,

08:36SPEAKER'cause we have questions from people who are deeply

08:38SPEAKERdissatisfied from Windows, among other things.

08:40SPEAKERThere are also questions from people who wanna know

08:42SPEAKERif like a gazpacho's a smoothie.

08:44SPEAKERWe're not gonna do that one, I don't think.

08:46SPEAKER- I really don't know that I am ready for like

08:48SPEAKERis blank a soup discourse?

08:50SPEAKER- It's too early in the morning for that.

08:52SPEAKER- I feel like we've barely freed ourselves

08:54SPEAKERfrom is blank a sandwich discourse, so anyway.

08:57SPEAKER- I still feel like, yeah, anyway.

09:02SPEAKER- Anyway, a lot of questions this month.

09:03SPEAKERThis is the Q&A episode, by the way,

09:04SPEAKERbut a lot of questions this month that are not about Linux,

09:08SPEAKERjust for people who don't want to hear about that endlessly.

09:11SPEAKER- Yeah, if you have questions, you can send an email

09:13SPEAKERto techpod@content.town, that's techpod@content.town,

09:17SPEAKERor if you're a member of the Patreon,

09:19SPEAKERif you're supporting the show,

09:20SPEAKER'cause we are a listener-supported show,

09:23SPEAKERyou can go into the Q Seeking A's channel in the Discord

09:26SPEAKERand post your questions there.

09:26SPEAKERThey'll disappear, but we'll see them

09:28SPEAKERat the end of the month, and then we will pull them

09:30SPEAKERinto a blazing white 7 a.m. Google document,

09:34SPEAKERand we'll turn them into A's, so there we go.

09:38SPEAKERYou got a Q lined up?

09:40SPEAKER- This is an email from Tim.

09:42SPEAKER- Tim.

09:43SPEAKER- I know I'm a couple of weeks late on this,

09:45SPEAKERbut I still wanted to share my stories around Windows 95.

09:48SPEAKERAlthough I started in computers

09:50SPEAKERback in the Commodore 64 days,

09:51SPEAKERand on the IT type side of things,

09:53SPEAKERin high school with Windows 311,

09:56SPEAKERI have some serious memories of Windows 95 as well.

09:59SPEAKERI especially identified with some of your networking stories

10:01SPEAKERas in my last year of college,

10:03SPEAKERmy university brought internet access to the dorms.

10:07SPEAKERMy roommates realized the IT staff was small

10:09SPEAKERand created a company that the IT department

10:13SPEAKERwould send the students to in order

10:15SPEAKERto purchase a network card and get it installed

10:17SPEAKERand configured in their systems for ResNet access.

10:20SPEAKER- That is incredible.

10:21SPEAKER- That is like brilliant, like what is the term there?

10:23SPEAKERThat's not a middleman exactly, that's a...

10:25SPEAKER- That's a middleman.

10:26SPEAKER- Is it a middleman, I guess?

10:27SPEAKER- It's an independent contractor.

10:28SPEAKERIt's like a...

10:30SPEAKER- Okay, independent contractor.

10:31SPEAKERMy lights just came on, did your lights also just come on?

10:33SPEAKER- No, my lights are on.

10:34SPEAKERI have to hit a button to turn the lights on in here.

10:36SPEAKER- You will see that my office is now lit

10:38SPEAKERas it's normally lit.

10:40SPEAKER- Yeah.

10:40SPEAKER- Anyway, I feel like a middleman doesn't actually do work.

10:46SPEAKERAm I selling middlemen short?

10:47SPEAKERI always feel like a middleman is somebody

10:48SPEAKERwho just like sits in between

10:50SPEAKERand doesn't necessarily do the labor.

10:53SPEAKER- I mean, look, they're an independent contractor

10:56SPEAKERis what this is, right?

10:57SPEAKER- That sounds more right,

10:59SPEAKERbut this is kind of brilliant, I feel like.

11:02SPEAKER- And the independent contract, so it's funny

11:04SPEAKER'cause at my university when they started doing that,

11:06SPEAKERthey just made the kids who were on work study

11:09SPEAKERin the IT department do that

11:11SPEAKERand computer services do that work.

11:13SPEAKERAnd they were miserable.

11:15SPEAKER- Yeah, if you're doing the work directly

11:16SPEAKERfor the big entity and you're at their mercy

11:19SPEAKERor the mercy of their terms,

11:21SPEAKERbut if you create your own company to do that work,

11:23SPEAKERthen you start commanding the terms.

11:25SPEAKER- Yeah, so I'm sure they got paid like 40, 50 bucks an hour

11:28SPEAKERdepending on what year it was.

11:30SPEAKERAnd I bet they charged a lovely markup

11:32SPEAKERon the network cards too.

11:33SPEAKER- Oh yeah, I bet, man, that's brilliant.

11:36SPEAKER- Tim goes on here.

11:37SPEAKER"I have nightmares of how difficult it was

11:39SPEAKERto get a network card into some of those mid 90s desktops.

11:42SPEAKERI still have a special hatred for Compaq to this day

11:46SPEAKERbecause of how crammed full their cases were

11:48SPEAKERmaking it nearly impossible to add an expansion card

11:50SPEAKERof any kind and the scars to prove it.

11:53SPEAKERNevermind the ones where the expansion slots

11:55SPEAKERwere on some kind of vertical daughter board

11:58SPEAKERthat plugged in at a 90 degree angle to the motherboard."

12:01SPEAKERActually like this jogged a bunch of memories.

12:03SPEAKERI never owned a Compaq, but I knew people who had them

12:05SPEAKERand I remember always hearing, it wasn't just Compaq,

12:08SPEAKERit was like-

12:09SPEAKER- Oh, all the pizza box cases were like that, yeah.

12:12SPEAKER- All the big name PC makers in the 90s

12:14SPEAKERwere doing weird proprietary internals on their systems,

12:17SPEAKERright, like they were-

12:18SPEAKER- No, not all of them.

12:18SPEAKER- Not all of them.

12:19SPEAKERLike I think Gateway was pretty good about being open.

12:22SPEAKER- Dell and Compaq were both notorious

12:24SPEAKERand like Packard Bell and eMachines and all those kinds of,

12:28SPEAKERlike the cheaper stuff were doing all weird stuff.

12:31SPEAKERAnd then Gateway and HP to a lesser extent

12:34SPEAKERhad pretty good reputations

12:35SPEAKERfor doing like user serviceable machines.

12:38SPEAKER- Micron, I think, but yes, I remember hearing

12:40SPEAKERhow non-standard the guts of all those PCs were back then.

12:43SPEAKERAnd like, if you cared about upgrade,

12:46SPEAKERI guess this is like coming from the mid 90s,

12:47SPEAKERlike 3D accelerator explosion,

12:49SPEAKERlike the reputation was always like,

12:51SPEAKER"Hey, don't buy a Compaq or something like that

12:53SPEAKERif you want to buy a new graphics card to put in it."

12:56SPEAKER- It was, I had a AST Pentium 60 for a while

13:00SPEAKERthat was a pizza box with one of those riser cards

13:03SPEAKERand getting a Voodoo card into that was really challenging

13:07SPEAKERbecause I couldn't, like the cable

13:09SPEAKERthat was the jumper cable that did the pass through

13:11SPEAKERfor the VGA that came with the Voodoo card

13:14SPEAKERwasn't quite long enough to reach from one,

13:20SPEAKERI guess it was a PCI slot to another PCI slot.

13:23SPEAKERAnyway.

13:24SPEAKER- Yeah, that was always the problem.

13:26SPEAKERStuff just didn't fit, right?

13:27SPEAKER- Well, and network cards to Tim's point

13:29SPEAKERwere a nightmare back at this period, right?

13:32SPEAKERLike you had, they had dip switches and all sorts of stuff

13:34SPEAKER'cause plug and play wasn't really a thing yet.

13:36SPEAKER- Yep, last bit from Tim here.

13:39SPEAKERI love the references to BBSs as well.

13:42SPEAKERI ran one myself,

13:43SPEAKERcan't remember the specific software anymore,

13:45SPEAKERbut because we only had one phone line at my house,

13:48SPEAKERit was only up if a friend or user called me on a voice line

13:51SPEAKERon the POTS line first to ask me to turn it on.

13:54SPEAKER- That's really funny.

13:55SPEAKER- That's amazing, I don't know if that quite meets the bar.

13:58SPEAKERWell, I mean, then it is a BBS, but yeah.

14:01SPEAKER- Well, they were asynchronous, right?

14:03SPEAKERThat was one of the cool things about them.

14:04SPEAKERI mean, there were chats and stuff like that,

14:06SPEAKERbut you could have chats on them is my understanding.

14:10SPEAKER- If I remember, I think the biggest local,

14:12SPEAKERlike local call BBS we had was four lines,

14:14SPEAKERif I'm not mistaken,

14:15SPEAKERbut I don't remember any kind of synchronous,

14:17SPEAKERlike real-time chat features on there,

14:20SPEAKERor if they had that, I certainly never used it,

14:22SPEAKERbut maybe they did, but you're right.

14:24SPEAKERIt was like, for me, the BBS experience was log in,

14:27SPEAKERsee if any new game demos had been posted,

14:30SPEAKERplay Legend of the Red Dragon and then log off for the day.

14:33SPEAKER- The funny thing was the game demos were big enough

14:35SPEAKERat that time that it probably would have been faster

14:37SPEAKERto drive to the dude's house that hosted the BBS

14:39SPEAKERwith some floppies and then drive back.

14:43SPEAKER- Yeah, I think we talked about modem speeds a good bit

14:46SPEAKERon the Discord the week of that Windows 95 episode.

14:50SPEAKERAnd my memory is that 28.8 modem is the fastest we ever had,

14:54SPEAKERand it was about three kilobytes a second at best on that.

14:57SPEAKER- Yeah, it seems right.

14:58SPEAKER- I don't, I'm not gonna do the math right now,

15:01SPEAKERbut I think it was about five minutes per megabyte

15:03SPEAKERin the best possible conditions.

15:05SPEAKER- That seems about right.

15:06SPEAKER- So yes, it was like, I think there were like

15:09SPEAKERovernight downloads of some demos for me, if I remember.

15:12SPEAKER- Oh, I remember if something was 40 megs,

15:14SPEAKERit would turn it on when you went to bed

15:16SPEAKERand it'll be done by the time I get back from class

15:18SPEAKERthe next day.

15:19SPEAKER- Oh my God, now you're reminding me

15:20SPEAKERof the precarity of long downloads.

15:22SPEAKERAnd if anything bad happened to the phone line midstream,

15:24SPEAKERyou were just screwed.

15:26SPEAKER- Yeah.

15:27SPEAKER- Hey, the phone's making that noise again.

15:30SPEAKERAnyway, that's cool.

15:32SPEAKER- I don't think the downloads were resumable back then.

15:35SPEAKER- Sometimes they were, but not normal HTTP ones.

15:38SPEAKER- Anyway, we should move on,

15:40SPEAKERbut because I am this exact kind of nerd,

15:42SPEAKERI occasionally will look up lists of BBS software

15:44SPEAKERand try to remember the ones that I used.

15:46SPEAKERI feel like Wildcat is the one I remember

15:48SPEAKERbeing pretty popular where I lived.

15:50SPEAKER- I never had access, so I don't know.

15:52SPEAKER- I think we had at least one or two Wildcat boards,

15:55SPEAKERbut there was a bigger one that I don't remember.

16:00SPEAKERI'll give you this later.

16:01SPEAKER- Greg, you just had that week off work.

16:02SPEAKERInstead of doing all that hard drive business,

16:04SPEAKERyou could have set up a tech pod BBS.

16:06SPEAKER- That's right.

16:07SPEAKERI could have probably tracked down a copy of Wildcat

16:08SPEAKERand maybe I'll look into that actually.

16:10SPEAKER- Yeah, it's a good project.

16:12SPEAKER- Anyway, all right, Nathan from Houston.

16:15SPEAKERYou mentioned your phone's losing their trade-in value

16:18SPEAKERand it reminded me of this thing

16:19SPEAKERI figured out last time I got a new phone.

16:20SPEAKERThis is also kind of brilliant.

16:22SPEAKER- Yeah, it is.

16:23SPEAKER- We keep phones for a while,

16:24SPEAKERso they have pretty much no trade-in value

16:26SPEAKERwhen getting new phones.

16:27SPEAKERBut I realized at least for the carriers, okay,

16:29SPEAKERthis is maybe this is a big asterisk here

16:31SPEAKERbecause I don't, I think a lot of people

16:33SPEAKERdon't want to buy into a carrier contract these days.

16:35SPEAKERBut anyway, I realized at least for the carriers,

16:38SPEAKERyou don't have to trade in the phone you're using.

16:40SPEAKERYou can trade in any phone.

16:42SPEAKERSo last time we traded in phones,

16:43SPEAKERI looked at what they accepted

16:45SPEAKERand was able to get $1,000 off an S23 Ultra

16:48SPEAKERby spending $185 and $1,000 off an iPhone 15 Plus

16:53SPEAKERby spending $325 on used phones and trading those in.

16:58SPEAKER- That's incredible.

16:59SPEAKER- I can't confirm it works everywhere,

17:01SPEAKERbut it worked at AT&T.

17:03SPEAKER- So the problem with the carrier contracts

17:04SPEAKERis that they're usually three years.

17:06SPEAKER- Yeah.

17:07SPEAKER- And you can't, like typically they don't have

17:09SPEAKERa mid go upgrade clause, right?

17:11SPEAKER- Sure, yeah, I mean that for me, that's fine

17:14SPEAKER'cause I like to keep a phone for a long time anyway.

17:15SPEAKERBut I guess if you're on like the,

17:17SPEAKERif you like getting a new phone every year,

17:18SPEAKERthat is problematic.

17:19SPEAKERDo you know-

17:20SPEAKER- Every other year.

17:22SPEAKER- Do you know how the math maths out

17:23SPEAKERon modern carrier contracts?

17:26SPEAKERLike, are you spending more or is it just

17:27SPEAKERthat it's spread out?

17:28SPEAKERBut it's, I mean, do you end up spending effectively

17:30SPEAKERthe same amount in the final tally?

17:33SPEAKER- I haven't mathed out the normal carrier contract

17:35SPEAKERbecause the carriers are so fricking expensive

17:39SPEAKERcompared to MVNOs that I think you,

17:42SPEAKERI think that you end up paying,

17:44SPEAKERlike you're paying, you end up paying more twice, right?

17:46SPEAKERSo you're paying, they're doing 0% financing

17:48SPEAKERfor 36 months on the $1,000 of the phone.

17:51SPEAKER- Right.

17:52SPEAKER- But then you're also paying $150 a month more a month

17:55SPEAKERfor your cellular service.

17:57SPEAKER- Yeah, you just reminded me and I'm on an MVNO now.

18:00SPEAKERSo like that alone is a deal breaker

18:01SPEAKERbecause my phone bill is now $10 a month

18:04SPEAKERand I'm not giving that up for anything.

18:05SPEAKER- Yeah, but also the money you save on the $10 a month,

18:09SPEAKERyou can buy a lot of $1,000 phones over a couple of years.

18:12SPEAKER- Yeah, yes.

18:13SPEAKERDid I talk about-

18:14SPEAKER- Yeah, we talked about it, but is it going okay?

18:16SPEAKER- Well, that's the thing.

18:17SPEAKERDid I talk about the time I ran out of data?

18:19SPEAKERI think I did.

18:20SPEAKER- Yeah, you did.

18:21SPEAKER- I think my carrier-

18:21SPEAKER- When you were in jury duty.

18:23SPEAKER- Just cuts you off.

18:24SPEAKERI can't say every MVNO is that way,

18:27SPEAKERbut in my case, like literally when I ran out of data

18:29SPEAKERwhile I was walking down the street,

18:32SPEAKERthey don't even let you like,

18:34SPEAKERthey don't even like allow lists their own app

18:37SPEAKERfor you to go in and buy more data.

18:39SPEAKERI had to get the wifi

18:40SPEAKERbefore I could pay another $4 to get more data.

18:43SPEAKER- That's wild.

18:44SPEAKER- It was a little brutal anyway.

18:46SPEAKER- But you're also on the extreme,

18:48SPEAKERlike I think if I was doing an MVNO,

18:50SPEAKERI'd do the $20 or $25 a month thing

18:52SPEAKERthat gives me unlimited data.

18:54SPEAKER- Totally, I'm on the like a la carte,

18:56SPEAKERyou get two gigabytes a month and you pay more for,

18:59SPEAKERwhich is fine, like it's only $4 for more data.

19:01SPEAKERLike even when I had to double my data,

19:03SPEAKERit was still a $14 phone bill.

19:04SPEAKERLike that's not a problem,

19:05SPEAKERbut it'd be nice if they let you re-up anywhere you are.

19:09SPEAKER- If that's wild.

19:10SPEAKER- I think it had defaulted to like

19:13SPEAKERnot auto topping off data.

19:16SPEAKER- Ah.

19:17SPEAKER- I think I turned that on and I'm fine now.

19:19SPEAKERAnyway, all right, the second half of Nathan's email.

19:22SPEAKERHearing about Brad's 16 hard drives

19:24SPEAKERreally makes me want him to get some kind of smart meter

19:26SPEAKERfor monitoring his electricity usage.

19:28SPEAKERI will jump in here real quick and say

19:30SPEAKERthe 16 hard drives is not even remotely permanent.

19:32SPEAKERThat was a special case.

19:35SPEAKERYou know, that's when I had all those extra drives hooked up.

19:37SPEAKER- Yeah, it's a short term.

19:39SPEAKER- That's not, normally it's 10, anyway.

19:41SPEAKER- 10's still a lot though.

19:43SPEAKER- Sometimes I think he underestimates

19:45SPEAKERhow much something can cost when running 24/7.

19:47SPEAKERI assure you, I do not well aware.

19:50SPEAKERIt is a constant pain point running the server,

19:52SPEAKERbut frankly I balance it out by telling myself

19:56SPEAKERhow much I enjoy tinkering with it.

19:59SPEAKER- Yeah.

19:59SPEAKER- It's like kind of my only hobby.

20:01SPEAKERAlso it's a work expense, frankly.

20:03SPEAKERLike I use that server for work constantly.

20:05SPEAKERSo there's like tax write-offs and stuff involved,

20:07SPEAKERbut you're not wrong.

20:10SPEAKERIt uses a fair amount of electricity.

20:13SPEAKERWhen I was looking at making my own NAS,

20:14SPEAKERI could have built it cheaper than a Synology,

20:16SPEAKERbut couldn't get the power usage as low.

20:18SPEAKERAfter a few years, the custom built one

20:20SPEAKERwould be more expensive because of the energy cost.

20:23SPEAKERSupposedly the average cost of electricity in California

20:25SPEAKERis 33.52 cents per kilowatt hour.

20:29SPEAKERAt 24/7 usage, that would be just under $3 a year per watt,

20:34SPEAKERnot including the electricity needed

20:35SPEAKERto cool the home back down.

20:38SPEAKERWhen you're going to have something running

20:39SPEAKERfor five plus years, each watt really adds up.

20:42SPEAKERYes, like you're totally right about all of this.

20:45SPEAKERSo the weird thing is in California,

20:48SPEAKERit's 33, or at least for us,

20:50SPEAKERit's 33 cents per watt kilowatt hour

20:52SPEAKERat our low rate for delivery, for energy.

20:56SPEAKERBut then the delivery from PG&E

20:58SPEAKERis another 30 cents per kilowatt hour.

21:01SPEAKERSo it's like 70 cents, 65 to 70 cents.

21:05SPEAKERAnd it goes up on peak hours because we're on the EV plan.

21:09SPEAKERSo it's cheap during off-peak, inexpensive during peak.

21:12SPEAKERThis is why I have the Synology

21:14SPEAKERand the five watt N100 server.

21:16SPEAKER- Yeah, although I mean, you have to break down

21:18SPEAKERwhat is consuming power in the boxes.

21:20SPEAKERYou know, like the hard drives are not a small percentage,

21:23SPEAKERand that's gonna be the same in a Synology

21:25SPEAKERor a big, giant server.

21:27SPEAKER- Well, that's why I have three hard drives

21:29SPEAKERspinning in my Synology and not 10.

21:31SPEAKER- Yes.

21:32SPEAKERWell, anyway.

21:34SPEAKER- Yeah, but what's the draw on your server?

21:36SPEAKERHave you plugged the watt meter into it, just out of curiosity?

21:38SPEAKER- I have it plugged into a UPS so I can kind of eyeball it,

21:41SPEAKERbut I have to mentally subtract

21:43SPEAKEReverything else plugged into that UPS

21:44SPEAKER'cause it just gives you one flat output reading.

21:47SPEAKERI don't know.

21:49SPEAKERIt's hard to say.

21:50SPEAKERI bet it's, gosh, it's probably 100 watts or something,

21:56SPEAKERat least, maybe more.

21:58SPEAKERYou know what?

21:59SPEAKERI'm gonna like skip to a Discord question here

22:00SPEAKER'cause there's one that is quite related

22:02SPEAKERto what we're talking about here that I can add on to.

22:06SPEAKERThis is a Discord question from Brain.

22:09SPEAKERIt's a great username.

22:11SPEAKERI recently came into possession of some large capacity

22:14SPEAKERSAS hard drives.

22:16SPEAKERInitially, I wanted to integrate them

22:17SPEAKERinto my mini PC based home lab setup,

22:19SPEAKERbut it appears to be an impossible task.

22:22SPEAKERI don't want to invest in a 24 bay JBOD to use these drives.

22:27SPEAKERIs it worth finding a way to use six 12 terabyte SAS drives

22:30SPEAKERor just move on?

22:32SPEAKERI mean, you know what my answer is going to be.

22:35SPEAKERFind a way to use the hard drive.

22:36SPEAKER- Get that 24 drive bay, right?

22:38SPEAKER- Well, maybe not that, that's pretty big.

22:40SPEAKERI mean, I'm taking mini PC to mean like B-Link style

22:44SPEAKERor like kind of tiny Mac mini style box.

22:48SPEAKERSo you probably don't want a giant backplane

22:51SPEAKER24 bay thing sitting around

22:54SPEAKERif you're trying to keep things small.

22:55SPEAKER- My assumption, yeah, mini PC says small form factor

23:00SPEAKERat biggest, which means you're going to have

23:01SPEAKERlike two drive bays.

23:03SPEAKER- Yes, I looked this up.

23:07SPEAKERSAS drives apparently need,

23:09SPEAKERand like they need a special interface.

23:11SPEAKERSo like you can plug, God, I'm trying to think,

23:15SPEAKERyou can plug SATA drives into a SAS interface.

23:17SPEAKERYou can't plug SAS drives into a SATA interface.

23:20SPEAKER- It's a one way, but not the other, basically.

23:22SPEAKER- SAS, I barely, what is it?

23:23SPEAKERSerial attached SCSI, I believe is the acronym.

23:26SPEAKERI think it's basically like data center level storage.

23:30SPEAKERSo I don't know how you came by these drives.

23:31SPEAKERAlthough if you got them for free,

23:33SPEAKERas it sounds like you did,

23:34SPEAKERthen I extra think you should use them,

23:35SPEAKERbut you're going to have to buy a card.

23:38SPEAKERYou're going to have to buy like a SAS interface card,

23:40SPEAKERlike a host bus adapter to use them, it sounds like.

23:42SPEAKER- The problem is if you're on a mini PC or an ITX machine,

23:45SPEAKERyou probably only have one PCI express slot.

23:47SPEAKERAnd there are problems.

23:50SPEAKERAlthough I was going to say,

23:52SPEAKERthere are now NVMe slot to PC,

23:56SPEAKERlike PCIe by four adapters that you can buy.

24:00SPEAKERSo you could, yeah.

24:02SPEAKER- What are we even doing?

24:04SPEAKERWhat are we doing?

24:05SPEAKER- It's all PCI express lanes.

24:06SPEAKERThey're all the same.

24:07SPEAKER- I wonder if there's going to be a more formal standard

24:10SPEAKERfor plugging cards into NVMe sockets at some point.

24:14SPEAKER- Maybe.

24:15SPEAKER- It feels like that's all motherboards

24:17SPEAKERare shipping these days is NVMe sockets.

24:20SPEAKER- We were talking about this on the full nerd a few weeks

24:22SPEAKERago, but it feels like the small form factor stuff

24:24SPEAKERand ITX is kind of in a weird, there's a weird,

24:28SPEAKERit's in a weird state of flux right now.

24:29SPEAKERCause like there's a pretty well established,

24:32SPEAKERlike ITX basic shape for computers.

24:36SPEAKERBut then there's also people doing a lot of really weird

24:39SPEAKERstuff with like putting PCI express slots on the back

24:44SPEAKERand of those boards and like building things

24:48SPEAKERthat are designed to run with like bridges that are,

24:52SPEAKERyou know, that will let you put your PCI express cable

24:54SPEAKERsomeplace else or like, so who knows?

24:58SPEAKERIt feels like we need to have another round of,

25:01SPEAKERHey, here's what the standard is.

25:03SPEAKERCause that that ITX standard is spun out of like shuttle

25:07SPEAKERcases, proprietary shuttle cases 20 years ago.

25:10SPEAKER- And it's such a mess.

25:11SPEAKERGordon continues to be right.

25:13SPEAKERWe should have moved on from ATX a long time ago.

25:15SPEAKER- Yeah, you're not wrong.

25:17SPEAKER- It feels like, and it feels like I'm trying to think

25:20SPEAKERof the other basic building blocks of modern computing

25:22SPEAKERthat have modernized.

25:23SPEAKERLike we finally replaced BIOS with UEFI like 15 years ago

25:27SPEAKERor something, you know what I mean?

25:28SPEAKERThere's like a bunch of legacy stuff from 30 to 40 years ago

25:31SPEAKERthat has been replaced and it feels like the ATX standard

25:36SPEAKERshould have been one of those by now.

25:37SPEAKER- It's even, it's even just stuff like,

25:41SPEAKERHey, where the CPU has to be on an ATX board

25:45SPEAKERand the orientation of the memory are non-optimal

25:47SPEAKERfor Airflow for a lot of reasons.

25:49SPEAKERLike we're starting to see some different kinds of memory

25:50SPEAKERcome on board that that'll maybe change that.

25:53SPEAKERBut I I'm skeptical whether they'll take off

25:56SPEAKERbecause they're more, the non stick formats

26:00SPEAKERare gonna be a lot more expensive

26:01SPEAKERand you're gonna have to make some choices

26:03SPEAKERand stuff like that.

26:04SPEAKERSo I don't know.

26:05SPEAKER- There's so much you could do.

26:06SPEAKERI mean, the physical form factor is the main thing,

26:07SPEAKERyou know, making things tidier

26:09SPEAKERand adding more capabilities and stuff.

26:10SPEAKERBut there's also like digital stuff.

26:12SPEAKERYou could like, what about better diagnostic information?

26:14SPEAKERLike what if they build that into the spec of CTX

26:17SPEAKERor whatever the next standard is where like,

26:19SPEAKERlike what if there was a standard output format

26:21SPEAKERfor something better than just like BIOS,

26:23SPEAKERlike two digit numerical BIOS error codes?

26:26SPEAKERLike what if you add some standard interface

26:28SPEAKERfor getting like real information about what your PC

26:30SPEAKERis doing to fix problems?

26:32SPEAKER- What if, what if Windows had an interface

26:34SPEAKERfor getting voltages and temperatures and fan speeds

26:37SPEAKERback out to software?

26:39SPEAKERThat would be nice.

26:40SPEAKERThe ITX thing though feels more like,

26:43SPEAKERI feel like ATX is in a pretty good place right now.

26:45SPEAKERI feel like the ITX stuff is in a weirder spot.

26:48SPEAKERAnd, and like, so, so I guess the question for me

26:52SPEAKERon this one is, do they have PCI express slots?

26:55SPEAKERAnd if they do, then you just buy a SAS PCI express card

26:58SPEAKERand you're good to go.

27:00SPEAKERBut if you don't, I don't know what the option is, right?

27:03SPEAKERLike are there SAS back planes that are like USB-C

27:06SPEAKERto SAS bridges?

27:07SPEAKER- I doubt it.

27:08SPEAKER- Cause that seems like it would be not performant and bad.

27:11SPEAKER- It also, my guess is there's just no use case for,

27:14SPEAKERthat would drive reproduction of something like that.

27:16SPEAKERBecause SAS is again, a data center thing

27:18SPEAKERand data centers don't give a F about anything

27:20SPEAKERexcept making things work.

27:23SPEAKERYou know, like they don't care about tidiness

27:24SPEAKERor modularity or whatever.

27:27SPEAKERSo I will say at the flea market a couple of weeks ago,

27:30SPEAKERI saw a 24 bay IBM SAS back plane 2U or 3U, I guess.

27:40SPEAKERRack mount dealy.

27:42SPEAKERI was like, hey, does this work?

27:44SPEAKERAnd the guy said, oh yeah, it works.

27:45SPEAKERAnd I was like, how much do you want for it?

27:46SPEAKERAnd he told me, and I was like, oh, that's a good deal.

27:48SPEAKERAnd I didn't buy it and I kind of regret that,

27:50SPEAKERbut also I don't have a place for it, so.

27:52SPEAKER- I didn't see that.

27:53SPEAKERYeah, that's the kind of thing that I feel like

27:56SPEAKERyou get the rack first and then you source stuff like that.

27:59SPEAKER- You can just pile the rack stuff up in a pile,

28:01SPEAKERit'll be fine.

28:02SPEAKER- Yes, okay, we'll move on.

28:04SPEAKERI won't give me 30 seconds to mention

28:06SPEAKERone of my own personal bugbears real quick

28:09SPEAKERabout this question.

28:11SPEAKERIf you're buying old server cards,

28:12SPEAKERlike we're talking about here,

28:13SPEAKERlike if you're buying an old host bus adapter

28:15SPEAKERand record to brain, if you really want to go down this road

28:19SPEAKERlook up like LSI host bus adapters,

28:21SPEAKERthat's the type of thing you're gonna need

28:22SPEAKERto plug those SAS drives in.

28:24SPEAKERThe thing I have come to understand

28:25SPEAKERis that 15 year old server cards like that

28:29SPEAKERdo not support modern ASPM,

28:30SPEAKERwhich is like power management at the PCI express level.

28:34SPEAKER- Oh, yeah.

28:35SPEAKER- Like I have a SAS controller

28:38SPEAKERand a Mellanox network card in my server

28:41SPEAKERthat are both like 15 years old.

28:44SPEAKERWhen your PCI express cards don't support modern ASPM,

28:47SPEAKERit also limits the C states, the sleep states,

28:49SPEAKERthe low power states that your CPU can descend into.

28:53SPEAKER- Oh.

28:54SPEAKER- So I'm probably leaving even more electricity usage

28:56SPEAKERon the table.

28:57SPEAKERThis is why I really wanted to address this question.

28:59SPEAKERI'm probably burning even more energy

29:01SPEAKERbecause my CPU can't, and I've monitored this,

29:04SPEAKERlike my CPU can't and the server can't go

29:07SPEAKERinto the deepest sleep that you would want

29:09SPEAKERbecause those cards limit it from doing so.

29:13SPEAKERThere is a blog post called the curse of ASPM

29:16SPEAKERthat I'm going to link in the show notes

29:18SPEAKERfor people who really want to hear

29:19SPEAKERan insanely exhaustive amount more about this.

29:23SPEAKERSubhead of this blog post,

29:25SPEAKERyou either get to C8 or you die trying.

29:29SPEAKER- This is, I've looked at this blog post,

29:30SPEAKERit's a crazy blog post.

29:31SPEAKER- It's insane.

29:32SPEAKERIt is utterly, this person, I bow to this person.

29:35SPEAKERThey went and bought like every card they could find

29:38SPEAKERto try to eliminate this problem.

29:40SPEAKERIt's really an incredible amount of detective work.

29:43SPEAKERAnyway, enough about my personal madness.

29:48SPEAKERLet's read something a little more middle of the road here.

29:51SPEAKERCatwill Mew, I'm just going to bounce around

29:53SPEAKERbetween emails and Discord here.

29:54SPEAKER- Yeah.

29:56SPEAKER- Watching Hollow Knight's Silksong crash Steam

29:58SPEAKERand the eShop and even Xbox,

30:00SPEAKERand thinking back to how the Switch 2 launch

30:02SPEAKERmelted down the websites of some of the largest retailers

30:05SPEAKERon the planet, I have to ask, how is this still happening?

30:09SPEAKERWasn't the whole premise, I'm sorry,

30:11SPEAKERwasn't the whole promise of the cloud

30:13SPEAKERsupposed to be infinite scalability?

30:15SPEAKERIs it bad architecture, one weak link in the chain,

30:19SPEAKERsites cheaping out somewhere?

30:23SPEAKER- Yeah, it's wild, right?

30:24SPEAKER- It is, on some level, yes, it's crazy.

30:27SPEAKEROn another level though, like, I mean,

30:28SPEAKERthis is going back a while, but I remember reading about,

30:31SPEAKERlike MMO launches, I feel like,

30:32SPEAKERwere the prototypical case of this.

30:35SPEAKER- Well, yeah, and like early MMOs especially,

30:38SPEAKERwe didn't have ways to test the way that we do now.

30:42SPEAKERLike it was hard to spin up a thousand users,

30:45SPEAKERfake users to hit your login server at the same time

30:47SPEAKERto see if it was going to hold the rush.

30:49SPEAKERNow people do, like, this is why games like Battlefield

30:52SPEAKERthat expect to have big launches do big open betas

30:55SPEAKERthat they gradually roll out access to.

30:58SPEAKERAnd it's also, I think, why they do early access

31:01SPEAKERwith like higher editions is so they get an initial,

31:04SPEAKERinstead of having one wave, they have three waves

31:06SPEAKERand it gets 30% fewer people on each wave, right?

31:10SPEAKER- Yeah.

31:13SPEAKERThe answer I always got here about like,

31:15SPEAKERhey, why do MMO launches still go sideways all the time?

31:18SPEAKERThe answer I always got there kind of always amounted

31:20SPEAKERto corporations just red lining their infrastructure

31:23SPEAKERall the time, which is to say like,

31:25SPEAKERthey're going to build their infrastructure,

31:27SPEAKERthey're going to spec it for the 95% environments

31:31SPEAKERor use case or load level.

31:34SPEAKERThey're not going to go out of their way to build

31:36SPEAKERfor the 2% insane load of launch, you know what I mean?

31:39SPEAKERLike they're just, they're not going to build

31:41SPEAKERthe extra capacity in because they want to save money.

31:44SPEAKERThey're not going to build in the capacity

31:45SPEAKERto handle a one-off, like one bad night event.

31:48SPEAKERThey're just going to let it do what it's going to do

31:51SPEAKERbecause 95% of the time it's not going to be near

31:55SPEAKERthat level of load and they'll be fine.

31:56SPEAKER- Well, yes, but also for something like a game.

32:00SPEAKERSo for example, when you're buying servers

32:02SPEAKERfor a game that has dedicated servers,

32:06SPEAKERtypically you do, well, I mean, there's a bunch of ways

32:08SPEAKERto do it.

32:09SPEAKERIf it's a big game, then you're going to do a mixture

32:10SPEAKERof bare metal servers that you actually have,

32:12SPEAKERlike you pay somebody to put some server machines

32:16SPEAKERin a data center someplace.

32:17SPEAKERAnd often because of the way game servers work,

32:20SPEAKERthose aren't like, those aren't giant,

32:24SPEAKERlike they're not thread rippers or something like that.

32:26SPEAKERCause you're not able, like often on a game server,

32:29SPEAKERsince game servers are very regularly single threaded,

32:31SPEAKERyou want a smaller number of faster cores

32:35SPEAKERbecause that'll let you have more people on the server

32:37SPEAKERat a time or something like that.

32:38SPEAKERSo if you're posting something like Fortnite,

32:40SPEAKERthey're going to have a bunch of 14, 900 Ks

32:44SPEAKERin a data center someplace with like one shard

32:48SPEAKERor two Fortnite instances at a time on them, right?

32:51SPEAKERAnd then they'll also have,

32:54SPEAKERand those hardware machines will be the baseline, right?

32:57SPEAKERAnd that's what's running all the time.

33:00SPEAKERCause you can't turn those on and off really,

33:02SPEAKERupdating them is a kind of a hassle, yada yada.

33:05SPEAKERThey'll also have a cloud solution for like days

33:09SPEAKERthat Drake shows up to play on some stream

33:11SPEAKERand a million extra people play Fortnite that day.

33:14SPEAKERAnd those machines are more expensive per minute

33:17SPEAKERor per hour to run cause they're cloud hosts,

33:20SPEAKERwhereas the data center machines are fly rate bus,

33:22SPEAKERbandwidth or something like that.

33:25SPEAKERBut you can turn them on and off when you're not using them.

33:27SPEAKERSo like figuring out that math is a big part

33:31SPEAKERof what like a DevOps or release managers

33:34SPEAKERor live game ops person does these days.

33:40SPEAKERNow, the place that Cat Will Mu is talking about

33:44SPEAKERis, hey, we have not 10 times,

33:48SPEAKERbut a thousand times the number of people

33:50SPEAKERthat are usually on this site

33:51SPEAKERor 10,000 times the number of people

33:52SPEAKERusually hitting the site.

33:54SPEAKERAnd then they find the bottlenecks and the weird edge cases

33:56SPEAKERthat don't exist in the day to day.

33:58SPEAKERSo Apple is a good example of this.

34:00SPEAKERFor iPhone launches for a long time,

34:03SPEAKEReverything would be great.

34:04SPEAKERApple's website would be going great.

34:06SPEAKERYou put all your stuff in the cart, you'd order the phone,

34:09SPEAKERand then you'd get to the part

34:10SPEAKERwhere you put your credit card in and it's like,

34:11SPEAKERoh man, we're not gonna do this.

34:13SPEAKEROr you'd get to the part where you apply

34:14SPEAKERfor the Apple financing or Verizon's three-year thing,

34:19SPEAKERand their connections to these outside services

34:21SPEAKERwould bomb out, which is why they started doing the,

34:24SPEAKERhey, you can pre-approve your Apple loan,

34:28SPEAKERyour Verizon connection, your AT&T connection,

34:31SPEAKERyour credit card charge.

34:32SPEAKER- That's very smart.

34:33SPEAKER- A week in advance, and then just on the morning of,

34:35SPEAKERyou just get up and log in at five o'clock in the morning

34:37SPEAKERand hit the give me a phone button.

34:39SPEAKER- Sidebar, like I guess they're catering

34:41SPEAKERto a global customer base here,

34:43SPEAKERbut why does Apple continue to set the pre-orders

34:45SPEAKERfor insane early in the morning US time,

34:49SPEAKERwhich surely is a huge, huge,

34:52SPEAKERI mean, that's their home territory.

34:53SPEAKER- I bet it's actually so that they don't have

34:56SPEAKERan enormous wave of people all hitting at the same time.

34:58SPEAKER- Oh, I guess, sure, that is a good way

35:01SPEAKERto naturally filter some people out who don't wanna wake up.

35:04SPEAKER- Yeah, they're gonna sell the phones

35:06SPEAKERto the same people.

35:08SPEAKERThe question is how can they spread out that

35:11SPEAKERover the infrastructure?

35:12SPEAKERI bet the capitalist me says,

35:16SPEAKERoh, they looked at which time zones

35:18SPEAKERthey could hit most effectively at that launch time,

35:20SPEAKERbut then the realist me looked at it and was like,

35:23SPEAKERoh, people are gonna buy the phones regardless,

35:24SPEAKERso it doesn't matter.

35:25SPEAKERThey just did it whichever way it levels out

35:27SPEAKERthe infrastructure hit the most, so.

35:30SPEAKER- I believe that.

35:31SPEAKER- Yeah, anyway, I think every time

35:33SPEAKERthey do one of these launches,

35:34SPEAKERthey find Target probably discovered five new bottlenecks

35:37SPEAKERon their checkout process on Switch 2 pre-order day.

35:41SPEAKERI am still smarting from that Switch 2 pre-order experience

35:44SPEAKERand Target was the worst of all of them.

35:46SPEAKER- Yeah, 'cause they kept saying that,

35:47SPEAKERlike Target was like, hey man, we got a Switch for you.

35:49SPEAKERAnd then you'd go through the checkout card

35:51SPEAKERand be like, no, we don't have a Switch for you.

35:52SPEAKER- All the others to their credit put me in a queue,

35:55SPEAKERwhich also screwed me in different ways

35:56SPEAKERbecause I saw people on my feed who were,

35:59SPEAKERgot in the queue way after I did for 10 minutes

36:01SPEAKERand then bought a Switch and I sat in it for an hour

36:03SPEAKERand never got the opportunity,

36:05SPEAKERbut at least those just had me looking at a queue.

36:07SPEAKERWhereas Target, I got to the confirm order step,

36:11SPEAKERlike four times and it never worked.

36:13SPEAKER- Yeah.

36:14SPEAKER- Infuriating, anyway.

36:15SPEAKEROkay, next email is from Joel.

36:17SPEAKERThis is about getting AirPod Pros working with a Steam Deck.

36:22SPEAKERI have MagicPods installed to get my AirPod Pro 2s

36:25SPEAKERworking right on my Steam Deck.

36:27SPEAKERYou're a Steam Deck guy,

36:28SPEAKERyou're gonna have to help me out with some of these terms.

36:30SPEAKERIt does require Decky, I have no idea what Decky is,

36:32SPEAKERbut if you're down with Homebrew,

36:34SPEAKERit supports every feature I can think of

36:36SPEAKERfor the AirPod Pros 2,

36:39SPEAKERincluding conversation awareness, it's pretty amazing.

36:42SPEAKERI can't recommend it enough.

36:43SPEAKER- So I thought conversation awareness happened

36:45SPEAKERon the headphones, but I guess it doesn't

36:47SPEAKER'cause I only use my AirPods with Apple stuff.

36:49SPEAKERA Decky loader, for folks who don't know,

36:51SPEAKERis a Homebrew plugin launcher for the Steam Deck

36:54SPEAKERthat lets you extend the Steam Deck,

36:57SPEAKERlike the Steam Deck handheld UI, not the desktop UI.

37:01SPEAKER- Got it.

37:02SPEAKER- You can style menus,

37:04SPEAKERyou can add other storefronts, stuff like that.

37:07SPEAKER- That's cool, yeah, I'm looking at MagicPods here.

37:09SPEAKEREasily control AirPods and Beats headphones and more.

37:12SPEAKER- Well, so the Beats headphones use the same chips

37:15SPEAKERas the AirPods. - Of course, of course.

37:18SPEAKER- But yeah, this looks pretty good.

37:19SPEAKER- Oh, actually it supports a bunch of Samsung Galaxy buds

37:23SPEAKERas well, according to this.

37:25SPEAKER- It looks like it does the...

37:27SPEAKERThe big thing is it fixes the Apple devices

37:31SPEAKERgrabbing the AirPods back,

37:33SPEAKERand the conversation mode's really quite nice.

37:37SPEAKERI'm gonna have to try this out.

37:38SPEAKERI do not have, I don't have Decky loader

37:42SPEAKERon my current Steam Deck, I don't think right now,

37:44SPEAKERbut I'll put that on 'cause this is worth fussing with.

37:47SPEAKER- Yeah. - Seems good.

37:51SPEAKER- I don't know what the term is for the Apple device,

37:53SPEAKERwhatever you just said,

37:54SPEAKERthe Apple device grabbing the headphones back.

37:56SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:57SPEAKER- I don't know what the term for that is,

37:58SPEAKERbut that is something I was thinking about

37:59SPEAKERas I have thought about getting AirPod Pro 3s

38:02SPEAKERfor potentially for Switch 2's use.

38:05SPEAKERLike, is that a pain dealing with non-Apple devices

38:09SPEAKERand having to like control what device is using them

38:12SPEAKERat any given time?

38:13SPEAKER- So yes and no, you have to...

38:17SPEAKERWhereas with the Apple devices,

38:20SPEAKERwhen I put my iPhone down and pick up my iPad,

38:23SPEAKERit just switches over automatically, right?

38:27SPEAKERWith non-Apple devices on the AirPods,

38:29SPEAKERyou have to manually go into the Bluetooth menu

38:31SPEAKERand hit the connect thing.

38:34SPEAKERSo it doesn't do it automatically.

38:36SPEAKER- And then what about moving back to an Apple device?

38:38SPEAKERDo you have to manually air again there

38:40SPEAKERor is that smart enough to just do it?

38:42SPEAKER- So you don't have to pair,

38:44SPEAKERbut you do have to go into the menu

38:46SPEAKERand hit the connect button

38:47SPEAKERonce you're coming back sometimes.

38:49SPEAKERIt's like, it's really weird.

38:52SPEAKER- That's the worst thing about Bluetooth is sometimes.

38:55SPEAKER- Well, I think the rule is if they're in the case,

38:57SPEAKERthen it resets the connection

38:59SPEAKERand it just goes to whatever thing you're using again.

39:01SPEAKERBut if you like have them in your ears

39:03SPEAKERand you want to use your phone

39:04SPEAKERand then you switch to the Steam Deck

39:05SPEAKERand then you want to switch back to the Switch

39:07SPEAKERand then you want to switch back to the phone,

39:09SPEAKERyou're going to have to do some Bluetooth menu work.

39:12SPEAKER- Like that's the most annoying thing

39:13SPEAKERabout dealing with Bluetooth pairing

39:14SPEAKERis that it's never, it never seems consistent to me.

39:16SPEAKERLike sometimes my watch will just find the earbuds

39:21SPEAKERwhen I pull them out of the case.

39:22SPEAKERSometimes I have to go in there and tell it to do it again.

39:25SPEAKER- Yeah, so it's way better

39:27SPEAKERthan the traditional Bluetooth method, which is,

39:30SPEAKERhey, your headphones support X number of connections

39:34SPEAKERand everything kind of works okay

39:36SPEAKERuntil you get X plus one number of devices.

39:39SPEAKERIt's not as good, it's not as good as the default.

39:43SPEAKERLike I want to see what this implementation is

39:44SPEAKER'cause I've not used a non-Apple implementation of this.

39:51SPEAKERAnd it looks like they have a Windows version

39:52SPEAKERof this thing too, of MagicPods.

39:54SPEAKERSo you can get it for other non-Apple devices,

39:57SPEAKERwhich is exciting.

39:58SPEAKERI'm gonna set this up on my laptop and my Steam Deck.

40:04SPEAKERThe other thing is after we talked about

40:06SPEAKERthe AirPods Pro first-generation had a hard time

40:10SPEAKERconnecting to Steam Decks for whatever reason,

40:12SPEAKERmultiple people wrote in to let us know

40:14SPEAKERthat the AirPod Pros 2 didn't have that problem.

40:17SPEAKERThey changed whatever, either Valve or Apple

40:21SPEAKERchanged whatever was the issue

40:23SPEAKERas people were able to connect with that.

40:25SPEAKERAnd I've since connected my AirPod Pros 2

40:28SPEAKERto the Switch 2 and it works great.

40:29SPEAKER- Yeah, I'm gonna give the threes a little longer

40:31SPEAKERto see what people's experiences are with various devices.

40:34SPEAKERI did a little bit of cursory looking around on Reddit,

40:36SPEAKERon the Switch 2 subreddit about Bluetooth headphones

40:40SPEAKERin general on there.

40:41SPEAKERAnd the results did not sound super encouraging.

40:43SPEAKERPeople said like, people said it's basically the same

40:46SPEAKERas similar at least to the Switch 1.

40:48SPEAKERYou're looking at like 150 milliseconds of latency

40:50SPEAKERto Bluetooth headphones because Nintendo uses

40:53SPEAKERlike old Bluetooth and old codecs and stuff.

40:57SPEAKERI mean, you know, again, some of that depends

40:59SPEAKERon how sensitive you are to that kind of thing.

41:00SPEAKERBut that sounds like kind of a lot to me.

41:02SPEAKERSo I don't know if the dream might be dead.

41:05SPEAKERI'm not sure.

41:06SPEAKER- 150 milliseconds is a lot.

41:08SPEAKER- Yeah, it is.

41:10SPEAKER- You know, you could just get a wire plugged in headphones.

41:13SPEAKER- It's true.

41:15SPEAKERI don't know, man, dealing with corded noise canceling

41:18SPEAKERheadphones on an airplane is kind of getting old.

41:21SPEAKER- I mean, I will, yeah.

41:23SPEAKERThat's true. - Anyway, yeah.

41:25SPEAKER- All right, last email from Mike, speaking of Nintendo.

41:29SPEAKERSay you managed to get a ticket to the Nintendo museum

41:31SPEAKERin Japan and are salivating at all the exclusive

41:34SPEAKERNintendo merch available from such a trip.

41:37SPEAKERAt what point would you say that there are too many

41:39SPEAKERcoffee mugs to take back with you

41:41SPEAKERto the United States?

41:43SPEAKERI believe they sell 17 or more coffee mugs

41:45SPEAKERfor a variety of Nintendo systems.

41:47SPEAKERI will say, unless something has changed

41:49SPEAKERin the last few months, it's 15.

41:52SPEAKERI thought of Brad because on an Exelander podcast,

41:56SPEAKERBrad mentioned wanting to have a complete set.

41:57SPEAKERThe reason I know the number of coffee mugs

41:59SPEAKERis because I now own 14 of them.

42:01SPEAKER- Really?

42:02SPEAKER- Yes.

42:03SPEAKER- Wow.

42:04SPEAKER- Largely thanks to an incredibly kind benefactor

42:09SPEAKERwho was willing to haul some mugs across the ocean for me.

42:13SPEAKER- Can you go to the museum without having a ticket?

42:18SPEAKER'Cause the tickets are kind of hard, right?

42:19SPEAKER- No, as far as I know, it's still a multi-month lead time,

42:24SPEAKERI think, to get a ticket for the museum.

42:26SPEAKER- Wow.

42:27SPEAKER- I believe this benefactor said they would have brought

42:30SPEAKERall 15, but they were sold out of the Switch mug on the day.

42:33SPEAKER- Ah, boo.

42:34SPEAKER- And I still let him owe that person a beer.

42:36SPEAKERThey were incredibly kind to do that.

42:39SPEAKER- Wow.

42:40SPEAKER- I've been meaning to order that Switch one.

42:43SPEAKERI found an exporter in Japan that sells them

42:46SPEAKERfor like not too bad of a markup.

42:48SPEAKER- Okay.

42:49SPEAKER- And I never got around to doing it

42:50SPEAKERbefore the tariffs went into effect,

42:51SPEAKERand now I don't know how that's going to affect

42:54SPEAKERsomething like this.

42:56SPEAKER- Oh yeah, so they say, yeah, you can only get in

42:58SPEAKERif you have a ticket, that's wild.

43:00SPEAKER- Yeah, yes, the museum is definitely absolutely not

43:03SPEAKERjust show up and go.

43:04SPEAKER- It almost seems like if you want to go to the museum

43:06SPEAKERand you don't live in Japan, you get your tickets

43:10SPEAKERand then book your entire trip around going to the museum.

43:13SPEAKER- Yep.

43:14SPEAKER- That's wild.

43:15SPEAKER- Yep, still quite exclusive.

43:16SPEAKERI have to assume in another year or two,

43:18SPEAKERit'll probably die down a little bit.

43:20SPEAKER- I mean, you say that, but maybe not.

43:21SPEAKER- One would hope, but I don't know.

43:24SPEAKERAnyway, to answer your question,

43:25SPEAKERno number of mugs is too many.

43:28SPEAKERThose are extremely nice mugs.

43:30SPEAKERI love them deeply.

43:33SPEAKER- I was going to say, I'm starting to pare down mugs

43:36SPEAKERand I'm keeping the couple that I have

43:38SPEAKERthat are handmade by friends and family members

43:41SPEAKERand like the Aperture Science ones,

43:43SPEAKERand that's pretty much it.

43:44SPEAKEREverything else is going.

43:46SPEAKERThe old tested mug, I still have one of those.

43:48SPEAKER- Yes, I'm actually unpacking all of my old giant bomb

43:51SPEAKERglassware and ceramic merch away.

43:54SPEAKER- Wow.

43:55SPEAKER- So it doesn't get broken at this point.

43:57SPEAKERAnyway.

43:58SPEAKER- There you go.

43:59SPEAKER- All right.

44:00SPEAKERLate night rec.

44:02SPEAKERHow many sets of sheets do you own?

44:04SPEAKERHow many did you own when you were living alone?

44:06SPEAKERHow many is too many?

44:08SPEAKER- Okay, I have, I don't remember how many I owned

44:10SPEAKERwhen I was living alone

44:11SPEAKER'cause that was a hundred years ago at this point,

44:14SPEAKERbut I have two identical white sheets for each bed

44:20SPEAKERso that you don't have to take,

44:22SPEAKERso I can take the sheets off, put new sheets on

44:26SPEAKERand not have to like have the bed down all day

44:30SPEAKERwhile we're washing sheets.

44:31SPEAKERI don't have two duvet covers.

44:33SPEAKERSo the duvet cover is separate from that.

44:36SPEAKER- Okay.

44:37SPEAKER- And then we also have sets of flannel sheets

44:38SPEAKERfor both beds.

44:40SPEAKERI'd say we have probably three or four sets now.

44:44SPEAKER- Yeah.

44:46SPEAKER- We are on, well, it's gotten a little looser,

44:48SPEAKERmore loose than I would like lately.

44:50SPEAKERWe need to get our act back together,

44:51SPEAKERbut we became like,

44:53SPEAKERwe became like change the sheets once a week.

44:55SPEAKER- Oh God, that's too much.

44:57SPEAKER- What are you talking about?

44:59SPEAKER- Like once a week?

45:00SPEAKER- Yeah, hell yeah.

45:01SPEAKER- What are you doing in there, man?

45:03SPEAKER- Nothing, I mean, it's just,

45:04SPEAKERI just like sleeping in clean sheets.

45:06SPEAKER- I do like sleeping in clean sheets, but I mean,

45:08SPEAKERso I guess you're like, I do the sheets more often

45:12SPEAKERthan I do the duvet cover.

45:13SPEAKERFor me, for a long time, I used to not use a top sheet.

45:16SPEAKERI would just do the duvet covers.

45:17SPEAKERThat meant you had to watch the duvet cover every time,

45:19SPEAKERwhich is an enormous pain in the ass.

45:21SPEAKER'Cause you got to take the thing out

45:22SPEAKERand you got to tie it back in and it's just a lot.

45:26SPEAKERWhen we switched to using a top sheet again,

45:28SPEAKERthen watching the duvet cover

45:30SPEAKERbecame an every other time I watched this sheet situation.

45:35SPEAKERBut yeah, I don't know.

45:36SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, to be clear,

45:37SPEAKERwe only wash the fitted sheets and top sheets regularly,

45:41SPEAKERlike the duvet or blankets on top of that

45:44SPEAKERdon't get washed nearly as often.

45:45SPEAKERBut I tried to get a little science-y with this

45:48SPEAKERand Google around for tests of bacteria,

45:53SPEAKERdead skin, dust mites, whatever.

45:55SPEAKER- Yeah.

45:56SPEAKER- 'Cause everywhere you go, the feedback seems to be,

45:58SPEAKERhey, you're probably not washing your sheets enough,

46:00SPEAKERbut couldn't find anything super definitive.

46:03SPEAKER- Big laundry detergent wants you to think that, Brad.

46:06SPEAKER- Probably, what started it for me

46:08SPEAKERwas becoming a night shower during the pandemic.

46:10SPEAKER- Yep.

46:12SPEAKER- At that point, it was basically,

46:14SPEAKERokay, I'm going to bed clean now

46:15SPEAKERbecause I'm showering right before bed every night

46:17SPEAKERand so I want the sheets to be clean as well.

46:20SPEAKER- But then if you're going to bed clean,

46:23SPEAKERthen the sheets get dirty a lot slower.

46:25SPEAKER- Yeah, but then you just maximize your cleanliness

46:27SPEAKERby both showering at night and changing the sheets more often.

46:29SPEAKER- Too far, man.

46:31SPEAKER- I gotta say, we switched from kind of fancy sheets

46:36SPEAKERthat we used to use for a long time

46:37SPEAKERwhen they got really expensive during the pandemic

46:40SPEAKERand we tried a bunch of cheap sheets from different places

46:45SPEAKERand the Target, like the Target brand,

46:48SPEAKERthe nice Target brand sheets with the deep pockets in that

46:51SPEAKERare my favorite sheets we've ever had.

46:53SPEAKERI think they're easy to make the bed,

46:56SPEAKERthe gussets on the side are deep enough

47:00SPEAKERthat they work on even the super thick mattresses

47:03SPEAKERin my daughter's room

47:05SPEAKERand they have the top and bottom labeled, which I love.

47:11SPEAKERLike, so when you're trying to figure out

47:12SPEAKERwhich side is which on a queen size bed,

47:14SPEAKERwhich is basically square, it's really nice.

47:17SPEAKER- That is smart.

47:18SPEAKER- Yeah.

47:19SPEAKER- All right, Ambush Penguin Charlie.

47:22SPEAKER- Also don't buy shit from Target, I guess, right now.

47:24SPEAKERI forgot. - Yeah.

47:25SPEAKER- Yeah.

47:26SPEAKER- Yes.

47:27SPEAKER- Okay, Ambush Penguin Charlie writes in,

47:30SPEAKERwhat's your process for documenting yourself

47:32SPEAKERwhen you're setting up something like a new operating system

47:34SPEAKERor an app install?

47:35SPEAKERI've heard you mentioned this several times

47:36SPEAKERon different podcasts

47:37SPEAKERand I'm curious what that looks like for you in practice.

47:40SPEAKERSoftware setup feels one and done and ephemeral enough

47:43SPEAKERthat it's hard for me to remember, plan ahead

47:45SPEAKERor take notes as I go.

47:47SPEAKERUnlike hardware installs, which feels higher stakes

47:50SPEAKERand so I pre-plan, then I then use the end product

47:53SPEAKERto trace backwards to aid in filling in gaps

47:55SPEAKERand documentation.

47:56SPEAKER- Oh, so okay, I got kind of obsessive about this

47:59SPEAKERwhen I started doing server stuff

48:00SPEAKERwith the FreeNAS and TrueNAS years and years ago

48:03SPEAKER'cause I would do something clever

48:06SPEAKERand then a year later it would break or need updating

48:08SPEAKERand I wouldn't remember how to update it

48:10SPEAKERor fix it when it broke

48:11SPEAKERand then I'd have to recreate all the work

48:13SPEAKERthat was doing that.

48:14SPEAKERSo the tool that I've used has changed off and on

48:17SPEAKERover the years.

48:18SPEAKERI used simple note type note taking apps for a long time.

48:23SPEAKERThese days I'm using Notion just 'cause it's easy,

48:26SPEAKERit syncs automatically with everything.

48:27SPEAKERThe free version is more than enough

48:29SPEAKERfor personal note taking

48:31SPEAKERand I have basically a tree in my Notion

48:34SPEAKERthat's just like one that's the computers in the house

48:40SPEAKERand then the other one is things I've figured out how to do

48:43SPEAKERand my bar for that is if I had to Google some stuff

48:47SPEAKERand read a bunch of forum posts

48:48SPEAKERto figure out how to do something, I write it down

48:50SPEAKERand I used to just do links to those forum posts

48:54SPEAKERbut I've gotten burned enough by the link rot

48:56SPEAKERthat now I just copy and paste the relevant shit

48:59SPEAKERalong with the link and put that in the documentation.

49:02SPEAKERSo it's not like I'm writing docs

49:04SPEAKERthat I would post on the internet someplace.

49:06SPEAKERI'm literally just giving myself enough information

49:09SPEAKERto understand what I did

49:11SPEAKERand how to recreate it if I need to.

49:13SPEAKERAnd then also if I do something and they're like,

49:18SPEAKERhere's how to update it,

49:19SPEAKERI usually copy that information over too

49:21SPEAKER'cause for whatever reason, I can never remember

49:24SPEAKERhow to update the pie hole

49:25SPEAKEReven though I just have to log in with SSH

49:28SPEAKERand type pie hole up or whatever.

49:30SPEAKER- Pie hole dash upgrade.

49:31SPEAKER- Yeah, dash upgrade.

49:32SPEAKER- Maybe it's dash up actually.

49:34SPEAKERI've moved on as we have mentioned.

49:37SPEAKER- Yeah.

49:38SPEAKER- That's a way better answer than mine

49:39SPEAKERwhich is that I don't document anything

49:41SPEAKERbecause I just can't be bothered which is what it is.

49:46SPEAKERIt leads to every time something breaks

49:48SPEAKERhaving to go do the detective work

49:49SPEAKERof figuring out what broke and what I did

49:52SPEAKERand how to recreate it.

49:54SPEAKERBut anyway.

49:56SPEAKER- Yeah, it's-

49:57SPEAKER- I mean, there's never gonna be a hard and fast answer

50:00SPEAKERfor this, but what's more work?

50:02SPEAKERLike doing the documentation as you go

50:04SPEAKERor doing extra work to fix something

50:06SPEAKER'cause you don't remember how on the backend,

50:08SPEAKERlike it's more work in both cases.

50:10SPEAKERSo I'm not sure what's worse.

50:12SPEAKER- For me, I just do five minutes of copying and pasting

50:15SPEAKERand then dump it into the notion bucket basically.

50:20SPEAKERI hosed the Debbie install on my server

50:22SPEAKERa month or about six weeks ago

50:24SPEAKERwhen I was moving to Trixie when it came out

50:26SPEAKERto rebuild that entire thing from scratch.

50:28SPEAKERSo that was kind of an extreme example.

50:30SPEAKER- Yeah.

50:32SPEAKER- And then to be clear,

50:33SPEAKERthe old install was entirely there.

50:35SPEAKERIt just wasn't working.

50:36SPEAKER- That's always nice.

50:37SPEAKER- And so the point is I could copy

50:39SPEAKERall the configuration files and stuff over.

50:41SPEAKERIt was substantially easier

50:43SPEAKERthan doing literally everything from scratch,

50:45SPEAKERbut yes, it does bite you occasionally.

50:47SPEAKER- Yeah.

50:49SPEAKER- Tactical tug.

50:51SPEAKER- Tug boat, just to be clear.

50:52SPEAKERThis is my understanding.

50:53SPEAKERThey came in and clarified.

50:54SPEAKER- That's right.

50:55SPEAKERThey came in and said they also were referring

50:57SPEAKERto a tug boat actually.

50:58SPEAKER- They directly cited a military, I think, tug boat

51:04SPEAKERthat was used in like combat harbors or something.

51:07SPEAKER- So we were right.

51:09SPEAKER- Yeah.

51:10SPEAKER- All right.

51:11SPEAKER- It's the British who are wrong, Brad.

51:12SPEAKER- That's right, yes.

51:13SPEAKERAs always.

51:14SPEAKER- Yeah.

51:15SPEAKER- Okay, this is a big question.

51:18SPEAKERHow do game engines work?

51:20SPEAKERYou'll hear things like a game X is built

51:22SPEAKERon the unreal engine or the unity engine and so on,

51:25SPEAKERbut how does that affect the game?

51:26SPEAKERAnd what does it mean for me as a gamer?

51:28SPEAKERIs it just a bragging rights similar to a fuck you,

51:31SPEAKERmy car has a V8 or is it something

51:34SPEAKERto actually pay attention to as a gamer or user?

51:37SPEAKERAs a gamer or user, no, absolutely not.

51:39SPEAKERLike if the game is good, if it runs well,

51:41SPEAKERthat's all that matters from the perspective of a player.

51:45SPEAKER- There's a lot of discourse about this, Brad.

51:47SPEAKER- Yeah, dude, I don't even know how much I'd like

51:49SPEAKERthat stuff drives me up the wall.

51:52SPEAKEREvery single topic on the planet

51:54SPEAKERhas a grifter class attached to it now.

51:57SPEAKER- You're not wrong, yeah.

51:58SPEAKER- And even the subject,

52:00SPEAKEReven the sub sub category of video game engines

52:03SPEAKERhas a whole like legion of grifters on Twitter now

52:06SPEAKERwho like outrage bait over like,

52:08SPEAKERoh, the unreal engine sucks ass.

52:09SPEAKERLike, oh, based Kojima productions

52:12SPEAKERusing the godlike Decima engine.

52:14SPEAKERLike there's people out there who basically will just say,

52:16SPEAKERhey, if this game uses engine X, it sucks.

52:18SPEAKERIf it uses engine Y, it's amazing.

52:20SPEAKERAnd like, they seem to think it's as simple as that

52:23SPEAKERbecause they get paid on engagement now.

52:26SPEAKERSo that's not the case at all.

52:28SPEAKER- I feel a little bit maybe responsible for some of this

52:32SPEAKERbecause at Maximum PC in like 2001 or 2002,

52:35SPEAKERI wrote a feature that was really popular about game engines

52:40SPEAKERand what different ones brought to the table.

52:44SPEAKERBut yeah, to your point, the dialogue around

52:48SPEAKERUnity blows, unreal sucks, blah, blah, blah.

52:52SPEAKERLike I was watching a streamer the other day

52:53SPEAKERand it was not to put somebody on blast,

52:56SPEAKERbut they were talking about how

52:59SPEAKERstanding on rocks was slidey in the same way

53:02SPEAKERand Rust and Tarkov, both Unity games.

53:06SPEAKERBut that is, yes, that is a physics thing

53:08SPEAKERthat is probably tied to Unity physics,

53:11SPEAKERthe Unity physics engines that they use.

53:13SPEAKERBut also it's because the collider on top of the rocks

53:16SPEAKERin those games is not big enough for the player capsule

53:20SPEAKERto fit on so the physics doesn't know what to do, right?

53:23SPEAKERSo like everybody attributes stuff to janky engines

53:27SPEAKERor bloat or whatever.

53:29SPEAKERAnd generally speaking, these are all decisions made

53:32SPEAKERby game developers or by publishers or by expediency.

53:36SPEAKERAnd the game engine, what the game engine provides

53:41SPEAKERis a framework for making a game, right?

53:43SPEAKERLike that's it, it provides a series of APIs

53:46SPEAKERthat you can use to draw things on the screen

53:48SPEAKERand take input from users and connect to networks

53:52SPEAKERand server infrastructure.

53:55SPEAKER- Handles internal game logic that governs everything

53:58SPEAKERfrom upgrade mechanics to menus to world simulation

54:01SPEAKERand physics, player input, like you said, rendering,

54:03SPEAKERlike it's a huge part of it, sound, playback, music.

54:07SPEAKER- But the asterisk on all of that is that

54:10SPEAKERall of that stuff also, like the game logic stuff,

54:14SPEAKERno game engines provide game logic stuff.

54:16SPEAKERThat's all written from scratch

54:17SPEAKERfor every single game ever, right?

54:19SPEAKERPhysics is, you have a physics engine

54:22SPEAKERthat you can do basic things with,

54:25SPEAKERbut for the most part, the game developer says,

54:28SPEAKERokay, here's what the jump length is gonna,

54:29SPEAKERlike there's no, the unreal feel is because unreal ships

54:34SPEAKERa bunch of unreal engine demos

54:36SPEAKERthat a lot of people use as the basis of their,

54:40SPEAKERlike if you're making a shooter,

54:42SPEAKERthe common wisdom is start with unreal shooter

54:45SPEAKERas your template, because then you can also use assets

54:47SPEAKERfrom the unreal asset store,

54:49SPEAKERbecause they're gonna be pre-baked for that shooter template

54:52SPEAKER'cause that's what,

54:54SPEAKEReverybody has a shared common language there, right?

54:58SPEAKERSo that means that like your capsule,

54:59SPEAKERyour player capsule sizes are all the same

55:01SPEAKERas that shooter template

55:02SPEAKERand that makes games feel necessarily the same.

55:04SPEAKERYou don't have to do that, that's an option, right?

55:07SPEAKERIt's a, if you're making a $300 million game,

55:10SPEAKERyou're not gonna do that.

55:11SPEAKERIf you're making a game that you wanna feel

55:14SPEAKERlike it can compete with a $300 million game,

55:16SPEAKERbut costs $5 million, then you're probably gonna do that.

55:18SPEAKERAnd that's kind of it.

55:21SPEAKER- I mean, and game engines are just software

55:23SPEAKERand software can be made to do anything if you modify it

55:26SPEAKERand adapt it to your needs enough.

55:29SPEAKER- Yeah. - I mean, within reason,

55:30SPEAKERlike obviously you're like, but you see it all the time,

55:33SPEAKERlike you see developers talking about this,

55:35SPEAKERlike they used UE5 or whatever,

55:38SPEAKERbut then they ripped out blank component

55:40SPEAKERand rewrote their own or something or modified it,

55:42SPEAKERyou know what I mean?

55:43SPEAKERLike you can customize and adapt the engine to do things

55:48SPEAKERthat it wasn't made to do out of the box

55:49SPEAKERor to massage the way it does things.

55:52SPEAKERBut I mean, like you said, that requires work

55:55SPEAKERand that requires scoping around that work and et cetera.

55:58SPEAKER- Well, and there's big downstream consequences.

56:00SPEAKERSo like we rewrote a big chunk of the sound

56:03SPEAKERof the WY's sound engine implementation in Unreal

56:09SPEAKERwhen we were working on the Anacrusis.

56:10SPEAKERAnd it turned out to be a huge boondoggle

56:13SPEAKERbecause when we needed to take a new Unreal update

56:17SPEAKERto fix a different bug, that required a ton of refactoring

56:20SPEAKERto support, to bring our changes forward

56:23SPEAKERinto the new version.

56:24SPEAKERAnd like, so like generally speaking,

56:28SPEAKERif you're working on a budget,

56:30SPEAKERif you're working in an indie scale,

56:32SPEAKERyou don't wanna, even if you have source code access,

56:34SPEAKERwhich everybody does now,

56:36SPEAKERlike don't, you don't wanna modify the,

56:39SPEAKERyou don't wanna modify the source code of the engine

56:42SPEAKERbecause you wanna be able to take those engine upgrades.

56:45SPEAKERBecause like, if you're, say you're shipping a game on Godot

56:48SPEAKERand you release it on Steam originally

56:51SPEAKERand then Sony and Nintendo call and they're like,

56:53SPEAKER"Hey, we'd like to get your game on our platforms."

56:55SPEAKERBut the plugins that work with the Sony infrastructure

56:58SPEAKERand the Nintendo infrastructure

57:00SPEAKERare on two different versions of Godot.

57:02SPEAKERLike you have to be able to port your game

57:04SPEAKERto those different engines of Godot,

57:06SPEAKERor you have to spend way more time backporting

57:09SPEAKERthe PlayStation infrastructure plugin

57:10SPEAKERand the Nintendo infrastructure plugins

57:13SPEAKERto work on your game.

57:16SPEAKERSo it's like keeping your stuff portable

57:19SPEAKERand easily upgradable makes a ton of sense.

57:22SPEAKERBut yeah, just generally speaking,

57:24SPEAKERthe YouTubers who bitch about Unreal and Unity

57:26SPEAKERand all that stuff are not generally

57:29SPEAKERparticularly well-informed.

57:30SPEAKER- No, they are definitely not.

57:31SPEAKERLike, I feel like Kojima Productions

57:33SPEAKERis an excellent test case for people taking the wrong lesson

57:36SPEAKERfrom the situation because, okay,

57:38SPEAKERthey shipped the two Metal Gear Solid 5 games

57:40SPEAKERon the Fox engine,

57:42SPEAKERand now they've shipped the two Death Stranding games

57:44SPEAKERon the Decima engine.

57:46SPEAKEROn a technical level,

57:47SPEAKERone of the thing that all those games have in common

57:48SPEAKERis that they look very good for the hardware

57:50SPEAKERand they're also very performant for how good they look.

57:53SPEAKERAnd for some reason, people have taken the lesson from that

57:56SPEAKERof, oh, the Fox engine is so godly.

57:59SPEAKEROh, the Decima engine is so godly.

58:01SPEAKERNobody ever seems to stop and think,

58:02SPEAKERmaybe Kojima Productions is just really good

58:04SPEAKERat building within the scope

58:06SPEAKERof what their technology can support.

58:07SPEAKERYou know, like maybe they are really good

58:09SPEAKERat understanding how to get good visuals

58:11SPEAKERout of their technology without pushing it so hard

58:13SPEAKERthat the performance suffers.

58:14SPEAKERLike it's never, hey, these developers are good

58:16SPEAKERat their jobs.

58:17SPEAKERIt's always, oh, the software they're using

58:19SPEAKERis so amazing or sucks.

58:20SPEAKER- Yeah, but they make that software too.

58:22SPEAKER- Right.

58:23SPEAKER- But also there's two things there.

58:25SPEAKERThere's one, there's a novelty aspect

58:27SPEAKERso that because it's not using the same unreal renderer

58:31SPEAKERand all that stuff, the same unreal lighting model,

58:33SPEAKERthings look different and different,

58:35SPEAKERour brains think different is good, right?

58:36SPEAKERWhich is good, that's a good thing, awesome for them.

58:40SPEAKERThe other thing is those are not general purpose engines.

58:42SPEAKERThose are engines that are built for specific games.

58:45SPEAKERAnd like, there's a reason they didn't bring,

58:47SPEAKERI mean, there's multiple reasons

58:48SPEAKERthey didn't bring Fox forward for the new thing,

58:50SPEAKERbut like they spent hundreds of millions of dollars

58:52SPEAKERmaking Death Stranding.

58:53SPEAKERIt's an enormous amount of money.

58:55SPEAKERAnd like, you're not, they built a bespoke engine for that.

59:00SPEAKERWe saw what happened, you know, a battlefield,

59:03SPEAKERa dice made a bespoke engine for battlefield

59:06SPEAKERyears and years ago.

59:07SPEAKERAnd when EA tried to adapt that to general purpose use

59:10SPEAKERthe same way that Epic turned unreal

59:12SPEAKERover a decade and a half into a multi-purpose game engine,

59:16SPEAKERit was an enormous disaster on almost every front.

59:19SPEAKERLike all of those games that shipped with Frostbite

59:21SPEAKERhad problems.

59:22SPEAKERAnd like, it was, there were production problems,

59:26SPEAKERthere were delays, there was bad crunch,

59:28SPEAKERthere was all the stuff that makes video games shitty

59:31SPEAKERbecause they were taking a bespoke engine

59:34SPEAKERthat was built to make battlefield games

59:36SPEAKERand trying to jam Need for Speed and I can't remember what else.

59:40SPEAKERYeah, Mass Effect and Dragon Age and all of these other,

59:44SPEAKERall of these other not fast paced military shooters

59:48SPEAKERwith vehicles games into them.

59:50SPEAKER- Anthem grade?

59:51SPEAKER- Yeah.

59:52SPEAKER- That's a great example.

59:53SPEAKER- Yeah, so like.

59:54SPEAKER- Battlefield is another great example that you still see

59:56SPEAKERwhere these types of people that talk shit about engines

59:59SPEAKERall the time or talk shit about game developers will post,

1:00:02SPEAKERlike they'll post like the intro or that aircraft carrier

1:00:04SPEAKERscene from battlefield three, I think it's three

1:00:06SPEAKERor maybe four.

1:00:07SPEAKERAnd they're just like, games looked like this 15 years ago,

1:00:10SPEAKERwhat happened?

1:00:11SPEAKERAnd the subtext is always why are game developers so bad

1:00:13SPEAKERat their jobs now?

1:00:14SPEAKERLike that's always what they're never stopping to realize

1:00:16SPEAKERexactly what you just said of like,

1:00:18SPEAKERthat is like an on rails cinematic sequence of a person

1:00:21SPEAKERin a plane on an aircraft carrier.

1:00:23SPEAKERLike there's no geometry in that scene except for a plane

1:00:26SPEAKERand an aircraft carrier, you know what I mean?

1:00:27SPEAKERIt's not like, there's not a big open world environment

1:00:30SPEAKERwith all kinds of like, with a massive possibility space

1:00:33SPEAKERor whatever, it is a very constrained effectively hallway

1:00:37SPEAKERscene, which like you said, with technology built exactly

1:00:40SPEAKERaround the needs of that scene, it's like the.

1:00:42SPEAKER- Well, it's like fighting games.

1:00:43SPEAKERFighting games look really good because they blow

1:00:45SPEAKERthe entire console's poly budget on two characters

1:00:48SPEAKERand a little bit of background.

1:00:49SPEAKER- And a background with a fixed front camera angle, right?

1:00:51SPEAKERLike, you know, like Brendan and Sanjay talked about that

1:00:53SPEAKERon the skin deep episode.

1:00:54SPEAKERI was like, you know, why didn't the,

1:00:56SPEAKERwhy didn't the Doom 3 lighting catch on because it looked

1:00:58SPEAKERso much better than everything else at the time.

1:01:00SPEAKERAnd they were like, because it didn't scale beyond the game

1:01:02SPEAKERwith like tight, dark hallways, basically, you know, like,

1:01:06SPEAKERlike a lot of game engines are built specifically

1:01:08SPEAKERfor the needs of what the game is doing

1:01:10SPEAKERand do not work beyond that.

1:01:12SPEAKERAnyway, like there's just so, so much more nuance

1:01:15SPEAKERto the technical implementation of modern video games

1:01:18SPEAKERthan a lot of the sort of outrage class on social media

1:01:22SPEAKERgives credit to.

1:01:23SPEAKER- Well, and then the last part of it is that the art

1:01:27SPEAKERmakes a huge difference, right?

1:01:29SPEAKERLike if you look at, I love to reference Star Wars Outlaws

1:01:33SPEAKERfor this because that game is art dense in a way

1:01:36SPEAKERthat even most triple A games aren't these days, right?

1:01:40SPEAKERWhen you walk through one of those cityscapes,

1:01:43SPEAKERthere's a bazillion physics based props everywhere you look.

1:01:47SPEAKERAnd like the game looks, it looks grimy and gross

1:01:52SPEAKERthe way you want a 70s Star Wars to look.

1:01:55SPEAKERAnd that's not engine, that is a bazillion people

1:02:01SPEAKERin 10 studios around the world spent five years making pots,

1:02:07SPEAKERlike bespoke pots and trash cans and plants

1:02:10SPEAKERand little guys and weird shit that's on tables

1:02:13SPEAKERand stools that only work for one specific kind of

1:02:19SPEAKERStar Wars alien and like all sorts of nonsense.

1:02:22SPEAKERIt's not like the engine just takes that work

1:02:26SPEAKERand displays it.

1:02:26SPEAKERIt's not, it's like praising your word processor, right?

1:02:30SPEAKER- Yes.

1:02:31SPEAKER- So anyway.

1:02:32SPEAKER- Like, you know, even a very well architected

1:02:34SPEAKERperformant engine can buckle if you cram too much stuff

1:02:37SPEAKERin there at one time, right?

1:02:38SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:02:38SPEAKERBut also don't listen to people who yell about this stuff

1:02:41SPEAKERon YouTube 'cause usually they're kind of doofuses.

1:02:43SPEAKER- Yup.

1:02:44SPEAKER- Yup.

1:02:45SPEAKER- Digital Foundry is the exception.

1:02:47SPEAKER- Yes.

1:02:48SPEAKER- Well informed.

1:02:49SPEAKER- I mean, those folks who read white papers.

1:02:51SPEAKER- Well, I mean, you know.

1:02:52SPEAKER- They're paying attention to what goes on as SIGGRAPH

1:02:55SPEAKERlike they are not.

1:02:56SPEAKER- They understand white papers is I think

1:02:57SPEAKERthe more important thing.

1:02:58SPEAKERYeah.

1:02:59SPEAKER- Right, yes.

1:03:00SPEAKEROkay, a question from Hornet.

1:03:02SPEAKERWhy is it that my phone can recognize what song

1:03:04SPEAKERis being played inside a crowded restaurant

1:03:06SPEAKERfrom inside my pocket?

1:03:08SPEAKERBut when I call someone, I sound like I'm using

1:03:10SPEAKERthe microphone that came with the Xbox Live starter kit

1:03:12SPEAKERin 2002.

1:03:14SPEAKER- It's 'cause of the codecs that we use for phone calls.

1:03:16SPEAKERIf you use FaceTime audio, it sounds nice.

1:03:19SPEAKER- Yeah, sure.

1:03:20SPEAKERI mean, I guess there's a lot of questions here.

1:03:21SPEAKERA, what kind of phone are you using?

1:03:23SPEAKERB, what is facilitating the phone call on the software end?

1:03:27SPEAKER- Yeah, but like.

1:03:28SPEAKER- There's a lot of variables there, but.

1:03:29SPEAKER- I was gonna say like codec.

1:03:34SPEAKERThe codecs are, they upgraded the basic codec

1:03:39SPEAKERfor voice calls a few years ago.

1:03:41SPEAKERIt used to be a GSM, like a really incredibly low bit rate.

1:03:46SPEAKERAnd now with the LTE change,

1:03:48SPEAKERthey changed it to a higher bit rate,

1:03:51SPEAKERbut it's still pretty low by modern standards.

1:03:56SPEAKERVoice over LTE is the current thing.

1:04:01SPEAKERAnd it's like, I'm trying to find the codec bit rate,

1:04:04SPEAKERbut it's still shockingly low.

1:04:05SPEAKERIt's like 512 kilobits or something like that.

1:04:10SPEAKERVoice quality, you may be unsurprised to hear,

1:04:14SPEAKERit sounds like there are multiple types of like subcategories

1:04:16SPEAKEReven within the voice over LTE.

1:04:18SPEAKER- Shocking.

1:04:19SPEAKER- The AMR WB plus codec has a wide bit range

1:04:23SPEAKERfrom 5.2 to 48 kilobits.

1:04:26SPEAKERYeah, you're right, even 48 is pretty small.

1:04:29SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:04:29SPEAKER- Yes, offers a wide range of bit rates

1:04:31SPEAKERfrom 5.9 kilobits to 128.

1:04:33SPEAKER128 is like better, I guess.

1:04:38SPEAKER- 128 is like, it's the quality we post the podcast at.

1:04:43SPEAKER- Yeah, although, I mean, that's a different,

1:04:45SPEAKERthat's using an MP3.

1:04:45SPEAKER- Different codec, yeah.

1:04:46SPEAKER- The MP3, the quality is a function of both bit rate

1:04:49SPEAKERand kind of general quality of the codec at encoding data.

1:04:55SPEAKERCompressing it rather.

1:04:56SPEAKERSo we can't say for exactly, but anyway, that's a, oh.

1:05:00SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:05:01SPEAKER- It looks like Fraunhofer, remember them?

1:05:03SPEAKER- Yeah, figures of the MP3.

1:05:05SPEAKER- Yes, Fraunhofer, the creators of the MP3,

1:05:07SPEAKERlike notoriously, the people you had to pay money to

1:05:11SPEAKERback in the day for an MP3 or MP2 player.

1:05:14SPEAKER- Yep.

1:05:15SPEAKER- Or, you know, the vanguard of codec licensing fees,

1:05:20SPEAKERlet's say.

1:05:21SPEAKERAnyway, apparently they have been in the voiceover LTE game

1:05:24SPEAKERbecause of course, anyway.

1:05:28SPEAKER- But yeah, their thing hasn't taken off, so anyway.

1:05:31SPEAKER- That's been the whole point of, like you said,

1:05:34SPEAKERkind of voice calls over FaceTime or I mean everything,

1:05:37SPEAKERWhatsApp.

1:05:37SPEAKER- WhatsApp, Signal, yeah, all that.

1:05:39SPEAKER- They all have built-in voice calls

1:05:41SPEAKERthat are higher quality.

1:05:41SPEAKERI'm sure Google has similar stuff on Android

1:05:45SPEAKERto Apple's FaceTime stuff.

1:05:47SPEAKER- Yeah, I think so, yeah.

1:05:49SPEAKERI mean, you use Signal or FaceTime or WhatsApp

1:05:53SPEAKERis what most people do.

1:05:55SPEAKER- What is, do you know what the,

1:05:56SPEAKERwhat is the wifi calling option on iPhones?

1:05:59SPEAKERIs that something, is that an Apple level feature

1:06:01SPEAKERor is that a carrier, like general phone technology?

1:06:04SPEAKER- That is the carrier delivering

1:06:06SPEAKERyour LTE calls over the wifi network.

1:06:09SPEAKERIt's basically bridging when you're at home,

1:06:11SPEAKERit'll bridge off of their network and onto yours

1:06:14SPEAKERso that you have better signal.

1:06:15SPEAKER- So that's less, I've got it, got it.

1:06:17SPEAKERSo that's less about better phone call quality

1:06:20SPEAKERand more about just better signal if,

1:06:22SPEAKERif you're in a shitty cell signal area.

1:06:25SPEAKER- Well, it lets you get SMS messages and phone calls

1:06:28SPEAKERif you're off of their grid, which is nice.

1:06:31SPEAKER- Okay, yeah, that's totally different, that makes sense.

1:06:34SPEAKEROkay, last question.

1:06:36SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:06:37SPEAKER- I hope you have a good answer for this

1:06:38SPEAKER'cause this is, this is a complicated one from Zander.

1:06:41SPEAKER- Oh, I thought it was the hair care one, poop.

1:06:42SPEAKER- Oh, that one's easy, we'll save that one.

1:06:44SPEAKER- Okay.

1:06:46SPEAKER- Zander, I've been looking for some new home accessories,

1:06:50SPEAKERlamps and arts, et cetera, and I'm having a hard time

1:06:53SPEAKERfiguring out what is just a drop shipper

1:06:55SPEAKERreselling Alibaba items versus who are the originators

1:06:59SPEAKERof a piece that got duped by manufacturers in China

1:07:03SPEAKERversus what is just originally from Alibaba

1:07:05SPEAKERor a dupe of a much more expensive item

1:07:07SPEAKERthat isn't made anymore.

1:07:09SPEAKERI can find posts on Reddit for some items

1:07:11SPEAKERthat support all three positions.

1:07:13SPEAKERWhat do you do to sort through dupes?

1:07:15SPEAKER- This is, this is, I like to think of this

1:07:18SPEAKERas the Etsy problem now.

1:07:19SPEAKER- Okay, sure.

1:07:20SPEAKER- Because Etsy started out as a place that like,

1:07:23SPEAKERperhaps people would make one-offs and sell them

1:07:25SPEAKERto people who are interested in buying cool art.

1:07:28SPEAKERLike a small press expo, but on the internet.

1:07:31SPEAKERAnd now it's just a bunch of Alibaba drop shippers

1:07:33SPEAKERand a handful of original artists.

1:07:35SPEAKER- Real quick, drop shipper, drop shipper is a middleman,

1:07:38SPEAKERright, like to the earlier points,

1:07:40SPEAKERlike the drop shipper is somebody who basically orders

1:07:42SPEAKERand resells stuff, is that correct?

1:07:44SPEAKER- It depends, sometimes they're warehousing stuff,

1:07:46SPEAKERlike sometimes they're buying stuff and then reselling it,

1:07:48SPEAKERbut they are a middleman, yeah.

1:07:50SPEAKER- Okay.

1:07:52SPEAKER- I don't think middleman has a real hard definition,

1:07:54SPEAKERbut I can be wrong.

1:07:55SPEAKER- But what I mean is a drop shipper is just somebody

1:07:57SPEAKERwho is facilitating the sale of something

1:07:59SPEAKERsomebody else made, right, like they're just like importing

1:08:01SPEAKERand reselling.

1:08:02SPEAKER- Yeah, but that's what Walmart does too.

1:08:04SPEAKER- Well, yes, but I don't know, I mean that term

1:08:06SPEAKERhas become pretty commonly used, I feel like in this era,

1:08:10SPEAKERbut maybe it's something that's reserved

1:08:11SPEAKERfor like small individual sellers.

1:08:14SPEAKER- Well, I think drop shipper specifically means somebody

1:08:16SPEAKERwho's like buying it and having it shipped direct

1:08:19SPEAKERfrom Alibaba to the customer rather than like

1:08:24SPEAKERgoing through a warehouse.

1:08:25SPEAKER- Never taking physical possession of the item.

1:08:27SPEAKER- Yeah, I think technically probably the Etsy folks

1:08:30SPEAKERwho do this are not necessarily doing that,

1:08:32SPEAKERI think that they're probably buying like a run of stickers

1:08:35SPEAKERor whatever and then getting them here

1:08:37SPEAKERand then packaging them up and reshipping them

1:08:39SPEAKERwhen they sell them on Etsy for a 10X markup.

1:08:43SPEAKERBut yeah, I don't know what a good,

1:08:46SPEAKERlike I look at the reviews, I don't buy stuff

1:08:49SPEAKERthat looks like it could have come from Alibaba on,

1:08:51SPEAKERlike if I'm gonna do, honestly, the easiest way to do it

1:08:55SPEAKERis to go look at AliExpress and see if you can find

1:08:57SPEAKERthe same thing on AliExpress and then if that's the case,

1:08:59SPEAKERthen you know that's where it came from.

1:09:01SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:09:02SPEAKER- And then for stuff like furniture,

1:09:04SPEAKERI buy either used local, like I watch Craigslist

1:09:07SPEAKERor Facebook market or whatever or buy direct from Ikea

1:09:11SPEAKERor whatever, you know, I'm not buying designer furniture

1:09:14SPEAKERright now, I have a kid.

1:09:18SPEAKERBut the, like if I was, I would go to local places

1:09:23SPEAKERthat are reputable would be my guess.

1:09:25SPEAKER- Yeah, that's the best advice I can give here.

1:09:28SPEAKERI'm not buying a lot of like home goods and accessories

1:09:31SPEAKERthat would fit into this category,

1:09:32SPEAKERbut I guess I do run into this with electronics sometimes.

1:09:35SPEAKER- Yeah, shoes too oddly.

1:09:37SPEAKER- Yeah, like I talked about on the patron episode

1:09:40SPEAKERthat I think probably up by the time this posts,

1:09:43SPEAKERI bought a very specific right angle USB cable.

1:09:47SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:09:48SPEAKER- It was a right angle USB B 3.0 cable,

1:09:51SPEAKERlike very, very specific, hard to find.

1:09:55SPEAKERThe first one I bought didn't work

1:09:56SPEAKERand it has to be returned, but it's a piece of junk.

1:09:59SPEAKERThe reason I bring this up is there are sites out there

1:10:01SPEAKERthat specialize in weird specific cables like this.

1:10:04SPEAKERLike I found one site that was selling

1:10:06SPEAKERthe exact kind of cable I need for $50.

1:10:09SPEAKERAnd so there was one other one on Amazon I hadn't tried yet

1:10:12SPEAKERbesides the one that didn't work.

1:10:14SPEAKERAnd I was literally like eyeballing the molding

1:10:16SPEAKERaround the cable where like the cable

1:10:19SPEAKERmeets the connector and stuff.

1:10:20SPEAKER- Oh, to see if there was too much flange or whatever?

1:10:22SPEAKER- Well, no, no, trying to see if that $50 cable

1:10:24SPEAKERon that external site was actually the exact same cable

1:10:28SPEAKERout of the same factory as the $10 one on Amazon

1:10:31SPEAKERthat I hadn't tried yet.

1:10:32SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:10:33SPEAKER- 'Cause I was trying to find a cable that worked,

1:10:35SPEAKERbut I didn't want to spend $50 on it

1:10:37SPEAKERif it was actually just a huge markup

1:10:39SPEAKERon the exact same cable I could have gotten

1:10:41SPEAKERfor a fifth of the price.

1:10:42SPEAKERSo like in some cases, I guess it's down

1:10:45SPEAKERto just eyeballing like tiny details on the item

1:10:47SPEAKERto see if it's actually the same thing you'd be getting

1:10:50SPEAKERon AliExpress for way less.

1:10:52SPEAKER- The other thing like for cables and electronics

1:10:55SPEAKERand stuff like that, there's also like Grainger

1:10:58SPEAKERand McMaster's car and like there's a bazillion

1:11:01SPEAKERactual real places that sell good stuff that you can go to.

1:11:07SPEAKERIn my experience, the real problems are the ones

1:11:10SPEAKERthat allow third-party sellers.

1:11:12SPEAKERSo like Amazon and Newegg and Etsy and all of these,

1:11:15SPEAKERand eBay, frankly, at this point,

1:11:17SPEAKERwhich was all third-party sellers.

1:11:19SPEAKERBut you're not gonna get a bad,

1:11:24SPEAKERyou're not gonna get a knockoff if you order the thing

1:11:26SPEAKERfrom McMaster's car, right?

1:11:27SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, but you're gonna pay for it.

1:11:30SPEAKER- I mean, but don't pay for expedited shipping

1:11:33SPEAKERis the lesson there.

1:11:34SPEAKER'Cause it's real, it's like $75 every time

1:11:37SPEAKERI've done it by accident.

1:11:38SPEAKERAnyway, I think this is as good a place as any.

1:11:40SPEAKEROh, do you wanna do one more?

1:11:42SPEAKERAre we saving that one for next time?

1:11:43SPEAKER- Yeah, let's do the haircare one real quick.

1:11:45SPEAKER- Okay.

1:11:47SPEAKER- Also from Ambush Penguin Charlie,

1:11:48SPEAKERgetting a twofer this month.

1:11:50SPEAKERHow much of your haircare and maintenance is done at home

1:11:52SPEAKERversus at a barber or salon?

1:11:54SPEAKERYou have beard trimming folks for folks with equally long

1:11:57SPEAKERbeards that have grown longer than a wall can keep short?

1:12:00SPEAKERWhat about long hair tips?

1:12:01SPEAKERAlways curious about other people's methods.

1:12:03SPEAKERI recently started going to a haircut place again.

1:12:06SPEAKER- Oh, wow.

1:12:07SPEAKER- After asking my girlfriend to trim my hair

1:12:10SPEAKERfor most of the last five years,

1:12:12SPEAKERwhen the pandemic started.

1:12:14SPEAKER- Did you go to a barber or a salon?

1:12:17SPEAKER- It is a neighborhood haircut place

1:12:19SPEAKERthat is a block and a half from here.

1:12:21SPEAKER- Okay, that's pretty good.

1:12:22SPEAKER- That has been here for like 30 years,

1:12:23SPEAKERand I never even noticed it before.

1:12:25SPEAKER- They're doing a nice job.

1:12:26SPEAKERYou look good.

1:12:26SPEAKER- Well, thank you.

1:12:27SPEAKERThey charge $15 a haircut.

1:12:29SPEAKER- I need to start coming to your place.

1:12:30SPEAKERMy guy's way more expensive than that.

1:12:32SPEAKER- I give roughly double that

1:12:34SPEAKERbecause that's still a third of what a haircut costs

1:12:37SPEAKERaround here.

1:12:38SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, 60 bucks is the cheapest

1:12:39SPEAKERI've found one lately.

1:12:41SPEAKER- Yes.

1:12:43SPEAKER- So I do, I mean, I go to the haircut.

1:12:46SPEAKERI get my haircut at the barber,

1:12:48SPEAKERand then I occasionally will pay for a beard trim.

1:12:51SPEAKERI used to do it more when they were 10 bucks

1:12:53SPEAKERand now that it's $25, I'm less enthusiastic about it.

1:12:58SPEAKERI have a nice set of wall trimmers

1:13:02SPEAKERthat I keep a guard on.

1:13:04SPEAKERI put like a three guard on or a two guard on,

1:13:06SPEAKERand I use, like I brush the beard when I need to trim it,

1:13:11SPEAKERand I just freehand it real careful off the,

1:13:16SPEAKERbut I don't touch the guard to the skin, obviously.

1:13:19SPEAKERI'm just shaping, it's like using hedge trimmers.

1:13:22SPEAKERYou got to kind of glide above.

1:13:25SPEAKER- Do you ever think about just losing the beard?

1:13:27SPEAKER- I have asked if that is an option,

1:13:29SPEAKERand I've been told by my child who has never seen me

1:13:32SPEAKERwithout a beard, except for in pictures,

1:13:34SPEAKERthat she would freak the fuck out, was the direct quote.

1:13:37SPEAKER- I saw a viral post going around the other day

1:13:40SPEAKERof, I did not see it before.

1:13:42SPEAKERThey did not include a before picture of a guy

1:13:45SPEAKERwho clearly has had a long beard for a long time,

1:13:48SPEAKERbut it was like, hey, we're picking up our child

1:13:50SPEAKERfrom school, beard reveal kind of thing of like,

1:13:53SPEAKERchild gets in the backseat, dad turns around to say hi.

1:13:56SPEAKER- That is not an okay way to do it, man.

1:13:57SPEAKER- She straight up started crying.

1:13:59SPEAKER- Yeah, I think my daughter is old enough now

1:14:01SPEAKERthat she wouldn't start crying,

1:14:02SPEAKERbut it would be disturbing for her.

1:14:04SPEAKER- Yeah, sure. - And also I like the beard.

1:14:05SPEAKERI don't know what my face looks like under there anymore.

1:14:07SPEAKERIt could be a nightmare.

1:14:08SPEAKER- That was my real question is, do you like having it?

1:14:10SPEAKERBecause it is maintenance, like it is, you know,

1:14:12SPEAKERI'm sure it presents some challenges

1:14:14SPEAKERwhen you're eating soup and things like that.

1:14:15SPEAKER- It's less maintenance than shaving every day was though,

1:14:19SPEAKERand I have a signature look, I think now, I don't know.

1:14:21SPEAKERIs it important to have a signature look

1:14:23SPEAKERin our line of work? - Sure, sure, probably.

1:14:25SPEAKERDo you ever think about like trimming it way down

1:14:26SPEAKERto like kind of a close cropped again?

1:14:29SPEAKER- I come up and down as this, I like it a little long

1:14:31SPEAKER'cause I like to, I wanna lengthen the face

1:14:33SPEAKERjust a little bit, you know, but yeah,

1:14:39SPEAKERI've been, let's see, about six months ago,

1:14:42SPEAKERI did the thing where I took like 10% off a week

1:14:45SPEAKERfor two or three weeks just to see if anybody noticed

1:14:47SPEAKERand nobody noticed 'cause I did it slowly and gradually

1:14:49SPEAKERand you know, it's fine.

1:14:51SPEAKERYeah, if it gets too long, it's a real pain in the butt

1:14:54SPEAKERand then you have to start like,

1:14:56SPEAKERyeah, you don't wanna find food in there.

1:14:58SPEAKER- Yeah, also I guess, you know, once it grows out,

1:15:00SPEAKERit's not a problem anymore.

1:15:01SPEAKERLike I am perpetually, I hate the feeling of New Beard.

1:15:05SPEAKER- Oh yeah, no. - It's all itchy and ugh.

1:15:08SPEAKER- No, no, no, what's it, like it's soft now.

1:15:11SPEAKERI put oil on it every day to keep it like soft and shiny

1:15:16SPEAKERand yeah, it's like the maintenance is low most of the time.

1:15:21SPEAKERIt's like every week or every other week,

1:15:23SPEAKERI give it a touch up trim and bring the sides in.

1:15:26SPEAKERThe problem, honestly, the problem is that most barbershops

1:15:28SPEAKERnow, when you ask for a beard trim, they're like,

1:15:30SPEAKERwell, what number do you want?

1:15:31SPEAKERI'm like, I don't want one number.

1:15:32SPEAKERI want shorter on the sides and on the bottom

1:15:35SPEAKER'cause like obviously it's a freaking long beard.

1:15:38SPEAKERSo then they wanna do like a scissor cut on it

1:15:40SPEAKERand I'm like, I don't, I'll just do this myself, I got it.

1:15:44SPEAKER- The hard part is the mustache 'cause like you gotta like,

1:15:47SPEAKERyou gotta, you can really mess yourself up

1:15:50SPEAKERif you get into the mustache region the wrong way.

1:15:52SPEAKERNobody wants, and I can't pull off like an Amish beard

1:15:55SPEAKERwhere it's just like no mustache, but the beard,

1:15:57SPEAKERthat's not, I don't think that's a good look for me.

1:15:58SPEAKER- Like that's probably not gonna work.

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