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268: We're Pro-Thunk Around Here

2025-01-05 · 1:08:28

00:00SPEAKER[MUSIC PLAYING]

00:28SPEAKERWelcome to "Brad Will Made a Tech Pod."

00:30SPEAKERI'm Will.

00:30SPEAKERI'm Brad.

00:31SPEAKERHello.

00:32SPEAKERHi, Brad.

00:34SPEAKERWe're going to get to ranking shortly,

00:36SPEAKERbut I wanted to let folks on the podcast

00:38SPEAKERknow if they hadn't heard already,

00:39SPEAKERthat friend of the show and I think multiple time guest.

00:42SPEAKERI can't remember if we had him on once or twice.

00:46SPEAKERAnd my good friend Gordon Ma, who

00:49SPEAKERwas one of my mentors at Maximum PC when I started it.

00:52SPEAKERI end up being his boss by the end of it, which was weird.

00:55SPEAKERBut he passed away after having pancreatic cancer

01:00SPEAKERfor a fairly long time, just before Christmas.

01:03SPEAKERThis is the first episode we've recorded since then,

01:05SPEAKERand we're going to do a remembrance episode over

01:10SPEAKERon The Full Nerd at PC World, I think probably after CES,

01:15SPEAKERjust because scheduling is hard and a bunch of people

01:18SPEAKERare out of town for holidays and stuff.

01:20SPEAKERBut I wanted to let folks here know,

01:23SPEAKERbecause Gordon was on this show.

01:24SPEAKERHe was on a lot of--

01:25SPEAKERhe came on an October cast back in the Tested Days

01:29SPEAKERand showed up off and on over the years,

01:32SPEAKERbut has always been the person that-- one of the people

01:36SPEAKERthat I reach out to and talk to when I have questions about--

01:39SPEAKERwhen I have weird things happening with computers,

01:42SPEAKERGordon has always been the person I called.

01:44SPEAKERSo a font of wisdom, a rock.

01:47SPEAKERYeah, it's like he's the origin of so many things

01:51SPEAKERthat I hold true and dear, like, hey,

01:55SPEAKERif your computer just restarts with a black screen,

01:58SPEAKERthat probably means your power supply is dying.

02:00SPEAKEROK.

02:01SPEAKERThat is a truism that I hold to this--

02:03SPEAKERthat has served us well just in the last couple of years.

02:06SPEAKERThat has proved true multiple times.

02:07SPEAKERThat's fundamental.

02:10SPEAKERIt's always true.

02:11SPEAKERHe's one of the people--

02:12SPEAKERwhen I started at Maximum PC, even before I was full time

02:15SPEAKERthere, I did the doctor column, which was our write-in

02:18SPEAKERand ask people for help with their computer problems column.

02:21SPEAKERAnd he and I were the ones who realized

02:24SPEAKERthat every year in August, the letters we would get

02:27SPEAKERwere all, hey, my computer's black screening a lot.

02:29SPEAKERLike, those numbers would go up because people's rooms were

02:32SPEAKERwarmer, and the power supplies were thus less efficient.

02:35SPEAKERSo the power was sagging, and they were black screening.

02:37SPEAKERAnd that's where-- that's when that started.

02:41SPEAKERYeah.

02:42SPEAKERJust at the context of the show, he was our go-to CPU guy,

02:46SPEAKERif you remember.

02:47SPEAKERYeah, for a long, long time.

02:48SPEAKERCPU launches.

02:49SPEAKERHe has been the guy, because he is, in fact,

02:51SPEAKERthe guy in that space.

02:53SPEAKERHe has been the guy in that space

02:56SPEAKERsince the turn of the century.

02:59SPEAKERAnd he famously did the rant.

03:06SPEAKERHe did Gordon Mong's rant of the week on the No BS Podcast,

03:09SPEAKERthe Maximum PC Podcast.

03:11SPEAKERA long, long-- that started in 2006 or 2007.

03:15SPEAKERI went back, and I've been listening to a few of the older

03:18SPEAKERas they have.

03:20SPEAKERI actually uploaded the whole run to archive.org,

03:22SPEAKERif you want to go find it.

03:24SPEAKERAnd it's been-- it was fun listening

03:27SPEAKERto the first few of those, when it was just like--

03:30SPEAKERat first, it was just Gordon being

03:32SPEAKERgrumpy about stuff, which was kind of his public persona.

03:35SPEAKERIt wasn't exactly how he was all the time.

03:37SPEAKERBut then people liked him being grumpy about stuff,

03:39SPEAKERso he started leaning into it.

03:41SPEAKERAnd he got grumpier and grumpier.

03:42SPEAKERAnd then after like six months, he

03:45SPEAKERhad a moment where he was like, I'm

03:47SPEAKERa little worried that this is becoming

03:50SPEAKERa thing that is going to be a problem for me.

03:52SPEAKERBecause people are--

03:53SPEAKERI go to trade shows, and people are like, hey,

03:55SPEAKERsay something angry.

03:57SPEAKERLife starts imitating art, yes.

03:59SPEAKERYeah, exactly.

04:00SPEAKERBut he wasn't--

04:01SPEAKERGordon wasn't-- Gordon was grumpy about stuff, for sure.

04:05SPEAKERBut he wasn't a grumpy guy.

04:06SPEAKERHe was always the guy who was getting into good trouble.

04:12SPEAKEROne time, early at Maximum PC, when we were still

04:15SPEAKERin the downstairs in the Brisbane office, which

04:18SPEAKERwas where we were when I first started in the lab,

04:21SPEAKERwas like this kind of a big conference,

04:23SPEAKERlike a double-sized conference room with full--

04:26SPEAKERlike everybody else had drop ceilings.

04:28SPEAKERAnd the lab was all exposed ceilings

04:30SPEAKERwith stuff sprayed on the concrete and steel

04:34SPEAKERunderneath and all that, and exposed hanging lights

04:39SPEAKERand smoke detectors.

04:41SPEAKERAnd the benches were just these metal racks

04:45SPEAKERthat had three shelves on them.

04:47SPEAKERAnd he got in there, and I was like, hey, let's do some--

04:52SPEAKERcan we do air flow analysis on cases?

04:54SPEAKERPut a piece of clear plexi on the side of a case,

04:57SPEAKERand then blow smoke through the intakes and see which way?

05:00SPEAKERBecause at this point, this was long enough ago

05:03SPEAKERthat people were like, should you suck air in the front

05:05SPEAKERand blow it out the back, or should you suck it in the back

05:08SPEAKERand blow it out the front?

05:09SPEAKERYes, the whole positive versus negative pressure.

05:12SPEAKERWell, not even that.

05:13SPEAKERWe hadn't even gotten to that point yet.

05:14SPEAKERIt was just like, literally, is it better to aim the fan

05:17SPEAKERso that the air moves in through the front over the hard drives

05:19SPEAKERand then over the CPU cooler and then out the back?

05:23SPEAKEROr is it better to go the other way

05:25SPEAKERand have the back fan push in and the front fan suck out?

05:30SPEAKERI think was the point.

05:31SPEAKERThis was in probably 2001 or 2002.

05:33SPEAKEROK, that was barely out of the beige box era.

05:36SPEAKERIt was still beige box era, 100%.

05:38SPEAKERLike, we probably hadn't seen our first aluminum cooler

05:40SPEAKERmaster case at that point.

05:42SPEAKERAnd so Gordon was like, oh, I have a smoke machine.

05:45SPEAKERBecause of course Gordon had a smoke machine.

05:48SPEAKERHe always had-- somebody was like, hey,

05:50SPEAKERdo you have a karaoke machine?

05:52SPEAKERGordon was like, what kind do you need?

05:53SPEAKERYou want a CD or you want tapes?

05:55SPEAKEROr laser disc, rather.

05:56SPEAKERAnd so he was like, yeah, of course I have a smoke machine.

06:00SPEAKERAnd I was like, I think the smoke machine might set off

06:02SPEAKERthe smoke detectors in the lab.

06:04SPEAKERAnd everybody was like, well, we'll just ask forgiveness

06:07SPEAKERif it happens, blah, blah, blah, it's not that big a deal.

06:09SPEAKERAnd Gordon went up and asked the facilities person.

06:12SPEAKERAnd she said, with no uncertain terms yet, don't do that.

06:16SPEAKERI don't know if it set off the smoke detector or not,

06:18SPEAKERbut don't do that.

06:20SPEAKERAnd then we were like, ah, it's probably fine.

06:22SPEAKERSo we climbed up and put bags over the smoke detectors

06:25SPEAKERthat we knew about, missed one.

06:27SPEAKERWonderful.

06:28SPEAKERAnd filled the entire lab with smoke

06:31SPEAKERso it looked like a Cheech and Chong set.

06:33SPEAKEREverybody's having a great time.

06:35SPEAKERAnd then the smoke detector goes off and we have to evacuate

06:37SPEAKERthe entire building 'cause it's wired

06:39SPEAKERinto the central fire service.

06:41SPEAKERAnd the fire department shows up.

06:43SPEAKERAnd yeah, it was a bad, we got yelled at.

06:47SPEAKERI thought I was getting, I thought I'd been there

06:48SPEAKERfor a few months and I thought I was gonna get fired.

06:50SPEAKER- I'm kind of surprised you didn't get fired.

06:51SPEAKERYou know, at least the sprinklers didn't go off.

06:54SPEAKER- I mean, everybody's pretty pissed at Gordon

06:56SPEAKERfor asking permission and not telling us

06:58SPEAKERthat he'd asked permission and been told no.

07:00SPEAKER- Oh, I saw, well, you didn't know?

07:04SPEAKER- No, I missed that part, I guess.

07:05SPEAKERBut yeah, everything was fine.

07:09SPEAKERAnd I think at that point, Gordon realized

07:11SPEAKERthat they weren't gonna fire him for anything.

07:13SPEAKERSo he kind of used that to great advantage

07:16SPEAKERand was always fearless about asking questions,

07:20SPEAKERboth internally, like he was the guy

07:22SPEAKERwho would ask the hard question

07:23SPEAKERin the internal company meeting where they're like,

07:25SPEAKERwe're pretty sure we're not gonna have

07:26SPEAKERto lay anybody else off again.

07:27SPEAKERAnd he's like, sure, I was pretty sure.

07:30SPEAKER- I could see that for sure.

07:32SPEAKERI didn't know Gordon super well,

07:33SPEAKERbut I had the great privilege of getting to podcast

07:36SPEAKERwith him a couple of times over the last couple of years

07:38SPEAKERand livestream and stuff and kind of found him

07:40SPEAKERto be every bit as knowledgeable and welcoming

07:44SPEAKERand friendly and irate and all the other superlatives

07:49SPEAKERas you would expect, but like a true force, you know,

07:51SPEAKERjust a very fun, entertaining guy to be around,

07:55SPEAKERlike even off camera, like just very fun

07:57SPEAKERto hang out with him.

07:58SPEAKER- Well, an incredible depth of knowledge

08:00SPEAKERabout like computers and systems and CPU's especially.

08:04SPEAKERHe was our CPU coverage editor at Maximum PC

08:08SPEAKERthe entire time I was there.

08:09SPEAKERHe continued that at PC World

08:12SPEAKERand he's gonna be horribly missed by like,

08:17SPEAKERjust to be clear, it's not just, you know,

08:20SPEAKERI've been doing stuff at PC World for about a year now

08:22SPEAKERand meeting with vendors and seeing people

08:24SPEAKERthat I haven't seen in a really long time.

08:25SPEAKERAnd the first question they always have is how's Gordon?

08:29SPEAKERSo it's not, you know, he's the kind of person

08:32SPEAKERthat would write a horrific review of your CPU

08:34SPEAKERor give you grief for your failure or whatever.

08:38SPEAKERAnd the people who are doing the work

08:39SPEAKERon the other side of the table don't care.

08:41SPEAKERI mean, 'cause they know he's right.

08:44SPEAKERSo it's hard to argue with him.

08:45SPEAKER- You have to assume that he arrived at it fairly.

08:50SPEAKER- Yeah, so anyway, I just wanted to talk about

08:53SPEAKERa little bit, I'm gonna miss him horribly.

08:56SPEAKERIf, he did have medical expenses and stuff like that

09:00SPEAKERand has left, he's survived by his wife

09:02SPEAKERand two kids and his mom and his sister.

09:06SPEAKERAnd they, I know just,

09:10SPEAKERGordon was always really private about stuff.

09:12SPEAKERSo he didn't wanna do a GoFundMe for a long time.

09:14SPEAKERBut he let them put one up at the end.

09:19SPEAKERSo if you enjoyed Gordon on the podcast

09:21SPEAKERand you wanna help contribute to their stuff,

09:25SPEAKERwe'll put a link in the show notes

09:26SPEAKERand would love whatever support you can give, so anyway.

09:30SPEAKER- Our condolences to his family and friends.

09:32SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah.

09:34SPEAKERBut I guess now on, as Gordon would have said before,

09:40SPEAKERhe did, well, Adam talked about it,

09:43SPEAKERbut he was like, hey, don't stop doing the stuff that you do.

09:47SPEAKERHe was really proud of the full nerd

09:48SPEAKER'cause that was the thing that he had made

09:50SPEAKERthat wasn't somebody else's thing that he came into, right?

09:53SPEAKERSo he's like, hey, you have to keep doing the podcast, okay?

09:56SPEAKERAnd we're gonna keep doing the podcast here,

09:57SPEAKERwhich means we're getting to the very serious business

09:59SPEAKERof ranking things.

10:01SPEAKERIt's the worst segue I've ever done just for the record.

10:03SPEAKER- If anybody would have wanted us to continue

10:05SPEAKERwith an extremely dumb computer hardware related journey,

10:09SPEAKERit was him.

10:09SPEAKER- Yeah, this also, like, just to be clear,

10:12SPEAKERlightning in the top part of the list

10:15SPEAKERwould have sent him apoplectic

10:16SPEAKERand screaming at the radio the hallways through.

10:18SPEAKER- Really? - Oh, yeah.

10:20SPEAKERProprietary cables are the worst.

10:22SPEAKER- Oh, was that it?

10:22SPEAKEROkay, like, that I could see.

10:24SPEAKERWhat were his feelings on Apple?

10:26SPEAKERI don't think I...

10:27SPEAKER(both laughing)

10:30SPEAKEROkay.

10:31SPEAKER- I mean, when you, he didn't like Steve Jobs at all.

10:37SPEAKER- Okay, well, that's understandable.

10:38SPEAKER- Not for the reasons that people who are rational

10:40SPEAKERabout Steve Jobs didn't like Steve Jobs.

10:42SPEAKER- Oh.

10:43SPEAKER- He didn't like Steve Jobs

10:44SPEAKERbecause he felt like he was all smoke and mirrors

10:46SPEAKERand didn't actually deliver on anything.

10:48SPEAKER- Those are the reasons most people do like Steve Jobs.

10:50SPEAKER- Right, that's exactly it.

10:51SPEAKERSo, yeah, Gordon, not a huge fan of Steve Jobs.

10:56SPEAKERI think grudging respect for the hardware

10:58SPEAKERthat Apple has eventually made.

10:59SPEAKERLike, I think if, when I talked to him about, like,

11:03SPEAKERthe stuff they were doing with the ARM processors,

11:05SPEAKERhe was always kind of like, oh, yeah,

11:07SPEAKERthis is, they've finally done something good.

11:11SPEAKERAnd when I made him use a trackpad,

11:13SPEAKERan Intel MacBook with a real trackpad on it,

11:15SPEAKERhe was like, oh, this is,

11:17SPEAKERlike, I understand why you would want this

11:19SPEAKERso you don't have to carry a mouse

11:20SPEAKERwith you where you use your computer.

11:22SPEAKER- Yeah.

11:23SPEAKER- But, yeah, anyway.

11:25SPEAKERSo, okay, so somebody in the chat

11:27SPEAKERhad a really good recommendation.

11:29SPEAKER- Yeah. - I think it was FEV.

11:31SPEAKER- FEV, I believe, was the first person to suggest this,

11:34SPEAKERalthough several people came in with it.

11:36SPEAKER- Yeah, they tagged on, and they suggested

11:39SPEAKERthat instead of trying to put everything

11:40SPEAKERon a numerical list ordered from one

11:42SPEAKERto whatever number of connectors we have,

11:44SPEAKERthat we just tier rank stuff.

11:46SPEAKER- Currently 76, although that would probably get bigger.

11:49SPEAKER- That was an arbitrary number, I think.

11:51SPEAKERI just drug down until I ran out of screen.

11:54SPEAKERSo, yeah, they recommended a tier list

11:56SPEAKERwith the thing you see on TikTok and YouTube

11:59SPEAKERwhere you put things in S tier, in A tier, B, C, and D tier,

12:02SPEAKERand then that's how you sort.

12:07SPEAKER- I don't know if I should admit this.

12:08SPEAKERI feel too old to make a tier list.

12:09SPEAKERI don't know if I'm allowed by law to make a tier list.

12:12SPEAKER- Oh, I've seen people older than you make tier lists, Brad.

12:15SPEAKER- Okay.

12:16SPEAKER- So I think we're gonna do it.

12:18SPEAKERI think tier list is a good call,

12:19SPEAKERjust 'cause it doesn't make sense to sort the bad stuff.

12:23SPEAKER- Well, I mean, it does get to the weakness

12:26SPEAKERof the ranking format,

12:27SPEAKERwhich is when you have too many things to rank

12:28SPEAKERand the differences are too arbitrary.

12:31SPEAKER- The arbitrariness is where the magic happens, I think.

12:33SPEAKER- Well, okay, for some definitions of magic, sure.

12:37SPEAKER- Yeah.

12:37SPEAKER- But you can definitely get mired

12:39SPEAKERin just kind of meaningless back and forth

12:40SPEAKERabout like, oh, this should be two spots higher.

12:44SPEAKER- Meaningless.

12:45SPEAKER- VGA versus UHF, is there really that big a distinction?

12:49SPEAKERThe tier list is more of an absolute qualitative analysis

12:53SPEAKERas opposed to this relative horse trading

12:55SPEAKERback and forth, you know?

12:56SPEAKER- Yeah, so-

12:59SPEAKER- And I'm thinking this through in real time,

13:00SPEAKER'cause we've never done a tier list before.

13:02SPEAKERI guess it's a nice way to just be able to say,

13:04SPEAKERlike each tier can be as big as you want, right?

13:06SPEAKERSo like you can have as many S tier connectors as you want,

13:10SPEAKERso I don't have to worry about you saying

13:13SPEAKERthe lightning should be below our J45s,

13:16SPEAKERbecause they both get to be S.

13:18SPEAKER- So I think we did call this a ranking of connectors though,

13:21SPEAKERso I think that we should limit S to 10 items,

13:26SPEAKERso that then we can take that S tier and rank the top 10.

13:30SPEAKER- Oh boy, oh boy.

13:31SPEAKER- From 10 to one.

13:32SPEAKER- All right, so we can-

13:34SPEAKER- 'Cause identifying the best connector ever made

13:35SPEAKERis the goal here.

13:37SPEAKER- I mean, I haven't consulted

13:37SPEAKERwith the tier list governing body.

13:39SPEAKERThis does seem outside regulation,

13:42SPEAKERbut all right.

13:43SPEAKER- Okay, so I'm just gonna,

13:45SPEAKERI've added a new column to the spreadsheet,

13:47SPEAKERwhich is the tier column,

13:49SPEAKERand then I'm gonna drag down

13:52SPEAKERfrom what's currently one through 10,

13:54SPEAKERwhich includes XLR and BNC,

13:58SPEAKERand make that the S column for right now.

14:01SPEAKER- Okay, all right.

14:01SPEAKER- And then, let's see,

14:03SPEAKERthen the next three things on the list in order

14:07SPEAKERare lightning, HDMI, and FireWire.

14:09SPEAKER- Okay, yeah, so actually,

14:10SPEAKERyeah, you're getting to the first order of business,

14:12SPEAKERwhich is that we have to convert

14:13SPEAKERthis currently spotty ranked list into tiers.

14:16SPEAKER- Yeah.

14:19SPEAKERI think FireWire is not an A tier connector,

14:21SPEAKERbut people did rightly point out

14:23SPEAKERit was way faster than USB at the time,

14:25SPEAKERand it provided power too,

14:26SPEAKERwhich was kinda nice. - Like a lot.

14:27SPEAKERYeah, it was a great thread on the Discord for this episode,

14:31SPEAKER'cause there were a lot of factoids coming in,

14:33SPEAKERlike FireWire could do like 15 watts

14:34SPEAKERor something pretty beefy.

14:36SPEAKER- The problem with it was it wasn't big enough

14:38SPEAKERto run an actual camera off of,

14:40SPEAKERso it wasn't like you could charge your camera off of it

14:42SPEAKERor something like that,

14:43SPEAKERbecause most of the cameras that used FireWire

14:44SPEAKERprobably had external batteries

14:46SPEAKERthat docked into external battery chargers.

14:48SPEAKER- Was it at least enough to run the camera

14:52SPEAKERto dump whatever was on the camera, though,

14:53SPEAKERwithout external power?

14:54SPEAKER- No, you still had to have a battery or power,

14:56SPEAKER'cause a lot of the cameras at that point

14:57SPEAKERwere still DV tape.

14:59SPEAKER- Okay, or mechanical. - So they had mechanical stuff.

15:01SPEAKER- Yeah. - Yeah.

15:03SPEAKER- I don't think this is a diss on FireWire,

15:05SPEAKERbut Tyler W. in the--

15:08SPEAKER- Yeah, love Tyler.

15:09SPEAKER- Did you see his story about FireWire ports dying at E3?

15:13SPEAKER- Oh, yeah.

15:14SPEAKER- I'm pretty sure I was there for that.

15:16SPEAKER- You were there for that one.

15:17SPEAKER- Yeah, in fact, our time at GameSpot

15:19SPEAKERoverlapped pretty accurately.

15:24SPEAKER- Yeah. - I don't remember

15:24SPEAKERwhat year that was, and I don't remember

15:27SPEAKERwhat they did about it.

15:28SPEAKERWe should get him to fill in some more details.

15:31SPEAKERMy memory is a bit spotty at this point,

15:32SPEAKERbut the upshot is I can't remember

15:34SPEAKERwhat exactly the electrical conditions were,

15:36SPEAKERbut every video editor at GameSpot

15:39SPEAKERhad put all their editing computers on the mains

15:42SPEAKERin the booth. - Oh, no.

15:43SPEAKER- While the teamsters were still working on,

15:47SPEAKERbasically the union guys were still working

15:49SPEAKERon building up the show floor.

15:50SPEAKER- So stuff was sagging?

15:52SPEAKER- I guess it was a sag or a surge or something.

15:53SPEAKERI don't know what happened.

15:54SPEAKERAgain, I don't know what the electrical conditions

15:56SPEAKERwere exactly, but every-- - Things went bad.

15:58SPEAKER- Basically every FireWire port on every editing rig

16:01SPEAKERthat was on that chain at the GameSpot E3 booth

16:05SPEAKERgot fried all at once, and that was how they dumped footage

16:07SPEAKERfrom their cameras.

16:08SPEAKER- Oh my God.

16:09SPEAKER- Like the day before E3 started.

16:11SPEAKERI don't remember what they did about it, but it was bad.

16:14SPEAKER- Okay, so I think FireWire is the start of B tier.

16:17SPEAKER- Yeah, I don't-- - Is my proposal.

16:19SPEAKER- I don't think that's a knock against FireWire as such,

16:22SPEAKERto be clear.

16:23SPEAKER- No, I think FireWire's good.

16:24SPEAKERI think it's a solid A, a solid B.

16:26SPEAKER- Okay, so-- - Maybe it's an A.

16:27SPEAKERWho knows, it might move up.

16:28SPEAKER- Does that mean lightning and HDMI are A tier then?

16:31SPEAKER- I think lightning and HDMI feel A tier to me,

16:33SPEAKERbut you could make your case for moving lightning up,

16:34SPEAKERand I'm gonna just keep it down where it is.

16:36SPEAKER- Okay, I should not appeal to populism here.

16:39SPEAKERI will try to resist doing that,

16:41SPEAKERbut there was a lot of pro-lightning sentiment

16:43SPEAKERon the Discord.

16:44SPEAKER- Well, those people have all been banned,

16:45SPEAKERand we won't be hearing from their like again, so.

16:50SPEAKER- You know, even I might not argue

16:51SPEAKERthat lightning deserves S tier.

16:53SPEAKERMan, this is so much easier than number breaking.

16:57SPEAKER- It is an easier process.

17:00SPEAKER- I think I would be quite happy with lightning and A.

17:02SPEAKERActually, I think lightning's pretty good, ultimately.

17:05SPEAKER- Okay, I'll move lightning up,

17:06SPEAKERand when we get to the point where we're out,

17:08SPEAKERI'll put it right at the bottom of that list

17:09SPEAKERso that when things need to get bumped down a notch,

17:12SPEAKERthen they can.

17:13SPEAKERNo problem.

17:15SPEAKERI think B is FireWire USB3 type B, the tall B,

17:20SPEAKERand USB type B.

17:22SPEAKER- Yes, appropriate.

17:23SPEAKER- And then it stops before you get to the 30 pin Apple dock.

17:27SPEAKER- Yeah, although.

17:29SPEAKER- That thing is pretty useful.

17:30SPEAKERIt has analog, it has digital, it does power.

17:32SPEAKERIt's really, really janky.

17:33SPEAKERIt breaks easily, the 30 pin.

17:36SPEAKERI don't think I ever owned a device

17:38SPEAKERthat had a 30 pin on it, so I can't speak to it.

17:40SPEAKER- You didn't have a phone, an iPhone before the five?

17:43SPEAKER- Oh, wait, no, that's right, duh.

17:44SPEAKERYes, I do have a, in fact,

17:46SPEAKERI've got a 3G sitting in this drawer, hang on.

17:50SPEAKER- The female end of it's not the problem.

17:51SPEAKERThe male end is the problem.

17:54SPEAKERIt's always the male end that's the problem.

17:55SPEAKER- I'm reaching into my graveyard of.

17:57SPEAKER- Is it stolen?

17:58SPEAKER- All of my old cell phones

18:00SPEAKERare just in this drawer right next to me.

18:02SPEAKER- You know, if I still had a site

18:04SPEAKERthat did video about phones.

18:06SPEAKERJesus, that's a stack of phones.

18:08SPEAKERI would go, I would take the oldest phone

18:10SPEAKERthat you have there into T-Mobile

18:12SPEAKERand be like, hey, I wanna trade in my phone

18:13SPEAKERand get the full, 'cause they do a deal right now

18:16SPEAKERwhere it's like, trade in any phone,

18:19SPEAKERand you get a full ass new phone.

18:21SPEAKER- Sure, yeah.

18:22SPEAKER- 15 Pro Max.

18:23SPEAKER- Here's my 3G, it does, in fact.

18:25SPEAKER- As we all know, baby phone for babies.

18:28SPEAKER- 30 pin connector on it.

18:30SPEAKERHere's my five.

18:32SPEAKER- I think the five is still my favorite.

18:34SPEAKER- I love the five, man.

18:35SPEAKERJust like, we were really derailing this podcast.

18:38SPEAKER- We gotta focus, man, we haven't ranked anything yet.

18:40SPEAKER- Holding this iPhone five in my hand

18:42SPEAKERmakes me realize or remember how good the iPhone five was.

18:45SPEAKER- iPhone five's a good size phone.

18:47SPEAKERI don't think my eyes could use it anymore.

18:49SPEAKER- I'm trying to remember how flimsy the 30 pin was.

18:53SPEAKERWasn't it, it was prone to breakage, right?

18:57SPEAKER- So the problem with the 30 pin is it's one way.

19:00SPEAKERIt wasn't reversible.

19:01SPEAKER- Okay.

19:02SPEAKER- And if you used it in any way

19:04SPEAKERthat put any kind of flex on the connector,

19:07SPEAKERthen it eventually would wear out really quickly.

19:09SPEAKER- Sure.

19:10SPEAKER- So if you had a dock in your car, for example,

19:12SPEAKERyou jocked into, you couldn't,

19:14SPEAKERit seemed like you could just chalk it into the dock,

19:16SPEAKERbut not really, is the thing.

19:19SPEAKER- Sure.

19:20SPEAKER- So I think that's a C tier.

19:22SPEAKERIt was also huge.

19:24SPEAKERAnd it was another proprietary cable.

19:26SPEAKERI feel like if it's on the edge,

19:27SPEAKERthen the proprietaryness always should knock it down.

19:30SPEAKER- I might, well, we can save this.

19:33SPEAKER- We can put it in B.

19:33SPEAKER- No, I might argue it goes in D.

19:36SPEAKER- Oh, so then where does D start?

19:38SPEAKEROkay, so you have to be micro B, wide micro.

19:40SPEAKER- Hang on, is there no F tier in this system?

19:45SPEAKER- I mean, we can make an F tier if you want.

19:46SPEAKERThe rules, there's no governing body of tiers.

19:48SPEAKER- I'm sitting here looking at 12.

19:50SPEAKER- The tier breaker does not put an F in by default.

19:54SPEAKER- It would be nice to get this

19:54SPEAKERinto the traditional format at some point.

19:56SPEAKERSo I'm gonna say we should add here

19:58SPEAKERto the accepted guidelines.

20:00SPEAKERThere is no F tier on tiermaker.com.

20:02SPEAKER- I'm looking at Smasher Pass Video Game Edition

20:05SPEAKERand seeing how they rank stuff.

20:07SPEAKERThey have an F, they have an E too, that's madness.

20:11SPEAKER- Oh wait, can you just add tiers willy nilly?

20:13SPEAKER- Yeah, you can add tiers if you want.

20:14SPEAKER- Oh, well, okay.

20:16SPEAKER- TierMaker Live most voted is

20:18SPEAKERmost definitive cartoon bad-ass,

20:21SPEAKERpersonal faves SA, oh, there's too many here.

20:25SPEAKER- Oh, you can, in fact, add as many tiers as you want.

20:28SPEAKER- Yeah, I need to know what like

20:29SPEAKERthe all-time best tier ranking is.

20:32SPEAKERWe're not actually doing a tier maker thing

20:34SPEAKERjust 'cause we're not doing a video,

20:36SPEAKERso it didn't make sense.

20:39SPEAKER1,000 video games, nope, that's a 10 out of 10.

20:42SPEAKERI think we can do whatever we want.

20:43SPEAKERWe can have an F, we can not have an F.

20:45SPEAKER- Oh, you can even change all kinds of,

20:48SPEAKERjust any color you want.

20:49SPEAKER- You can change the labels, you can change the colors.

20:52SPEAKERGet buck wild if you want.

20:53SPEAKER- I've added both E and F to this tier list

20:56SPEAKERbut they're out of order, E is somehow below F.

20:59SPEAKER- Oh, that's bad.

21:01SPEAKEROkay, so you think 30-pin dock is the start of D.

21:07SPEAKERI'm okay with that.

21:08SPEAKER- We can leave it at C for now.

21:11SPEAKER- No, let's make those hard cuts now while it's easier.

21:14SPEAKER- I'm mostly just thinking about how kind of unwieldy

21:17SPEAKERit is physically and prone to--

21:19SPEAKER- Yeah, I think it's a bad connection too, Brad,

21:21SPEAKERjust like lightning.

21:23SPEAKER- What about USB micro three B, USB three micro B,

21:26SPEAKERthe wide micro?

21:28SPEAKER- I think that's probably fine at D.

21:30SPEAKER- You think it's a D or an F?

21:32SPEAKER- That's the one, to remind people,

21:33SPEAKERthat's the one that's the regular micro USB

21:35SPEAKERwith the little extra notch to the side.

21:38SPEAKER- Yeah, the extra notch is for power, it turns out.

21:40SPEAKER- Is that the case?

21:41SPEAKERI thought I remembered people chiming in saying

21:43SPEAKERthat was not the case, but I would be wrong about that.

21:46SPEAKERIt is backwards compatible though, I believe.

21:48SPEAKER- Well, now I'm gonna go look,

21:49SPEAKER'cause I thought the chat said it was for power.

21:52SPEAKERI don't know why I'm calling in chat also.

21:54SPEAKERTom, who I guess who's from Australia,

21:58SPEAKERI see you 'cause I'm on PC and I don't see the flag.

22:01SPEAKER- I prefer it at this point, actually.

22:03SPEAKER- Really?

22:03SPEAKER- I have not soapboxed about this.

22:06SPEAKER- We've talked about this before, I think.

22:07SPEAKER- Every operating system on earth should let you mouse over

22:09SPEAKERor click on or whatever the little flag emoji is

22:12SPEAKERto figure out what country they're from,

22:13SPEAKERbecause I have not memorized every 197 flags on earth

22:17SPEAKERor whatever, so I prefer,

22:18SPEAKERI'd rather get the initials, honestly.

22:20SPEAKER- The weird thing for me is that when I look at people,

22:22SPEAKERwhen I look at Discord on the iPhone

22:24SPEAKERversus when I look at it on PC,

22:25SPEAKERI think of these as two different people,

22:27SPEAKER'cause I see Sted GB on the PC,

22:30SPEAKERand that to me is a different person

22:32SPEAKERthan Sted with the flag.

22:33SPEAKERAnyway.

22:34SPEAKER- To be clear, I know an Australian flag behind.

22:36SPEAKER- Yeah, sure you do, Brad.

22:38SPEAKER- But there are a lot of flags.

22:39SPEAKER- Yeah, but anyway, Tom pointed out that the wide micro

22:43SPEAKERis for speeds, not power.

22:45SPEAKER- Okay.

22:46SPEAKER- So, good call.

22:48SPEAKERAcademic distinction for the purposes of ranking,

22:51SPEAKERhowever, I think.

22:52SPEAKER- Yeah, no, I don't think it matters.

22:53SPEAKERI think it still sucks.

22:54SPEAKERSo, is it a D or an F is the question?

22:57SPEAKER- Well, are we doing F?

22:58SPEAKERNot to just make this whole thing

22:59SPEAKERabout coming up with rules for this thing.

23:01SPEAKER- I mean, I feel like having an F,

23:02SPEAKERI feel like having a real insult-to-injury category

23:05SPEAKERis good, right?

23:06SPEAKER- You're right, we should guess a total failure category,

23:10SPEAKERabsolutely.

23:11SPEAKER- Like, PS2 port definitely feels like an F category.

23:14SPEAKERI don't know if the USB wide micro is in the same spot.

23:17SPEAKER- Not to just relitigate the ports we already ranked,

23:20SPEAKERalthough we are converting here,

23:21SPEAKERso I guess we kind of have to,

23:22SPEAKERbut I would say for how much the PS2 port

23:27SPEAKERimproved on the old serial,

23:29SPEAKERcan I remember having to use a serial connection

23:31SPEAKERfor your mouse?

23:32SPEAKER- Yeah, you could plug that in and not crash your computer,

23:35SPEAKERnot break your motherboard.

23:36SPEAKER- Fair, but I don't know, PS2 port still felt

23:41SPEAKERlike an improvement over that.

23:42SPEAKER- It had a clear up and down, unlike the PS2 port.

23:45SPEAKER- Yeah, sure, it sampled so slowly though.

23:49SPEAKERLike, so I remember, my memory of serial mouse

23:51SPEAKERis that the input was extremely jittery.

23:53SPEAKER- That's true.

23:54SPEAKER- And was not fun to use from that standpoint.

23:57SPEAKER- Probably your computer was slow though.

23:59SPEAKER- Yeah, maybe.

24:00SPEAKER- Also, remember how good the old AT keyboard port was?

24:06SPEAKERThe big chonky one?

24:07SPEAKER- I don't know if I ever used one.

24:08SPEAKER- Oh man, it's so good.

24:10SPEAKER- I guess our first family computer was pretty ATX

24:13SPEAKERnow that I think about it,

24:14SPEAKERso I probably did forgive anything

24:16SPEAKERif we still had that computer, but.

24:18SPEAKER- Well, I think the PS2, I think we put it at the bottom.

24:22SPEAKERWe put it at spot 76.

24:23SPEAKER- Yeah.

24:24SPEAKER- I think to me that says F tier.

24:26SPEAKERThat's the question, does wide micro also mean F tier?

24:30SPEAKER- I'd say that's D for now.

24:32SPEAKER- Okay, D for now.

24:33SPEAKER- All right, okay, we should rank some new cables.

24:36SPEAKER- Now we can, yeah, now we can rank new cables.

24:37SPEAKERYou wanna pick one?

24:38SPEAKER- Sure.

24:39SPEAKER- I feel like I've been doing a lot of talking.

24:40SPEAKEROkay, well, my eyes just landed on TOSLINK.

24:44SPEAKER- Ooh.

24:45SPEAKER- Speediff, if you like.

24:48SPEAKER- Speediff?

24:48SPEAKER- Speediff, Speediff, Speediff.

24:50SPEAKER- I don't know, I think Speediff is how people say it.

24:52SPEAKER- I think I've mostly heard Speediff.

24:53SPEAKER- But I think that's the format,

24:55SPEAKERand TOSLINK is that little kind of weird square connector

24:58SPEAKERwith some corners cut off that's mostly used for fiber.

25:02SPEAKER- I've never been clear what the distinction is there,

25:05SPEAKERactually.

25:06SPEAKER- Well, Speediff is a transport standard, I believe.

25:09SPEAKERA type of digital audio interface

25:11SPEAKERused in consumer audio equipment.

25:13SPEAKERThe Speediff, I probably should have known this,

25:16SPEAKERstands for the Sony Phillips Digital Interface.

25:20SPEAKER- Yeah.

25:21SPEAKER- Okay, Speediff is a data link layer protocol,

25:24SPEAKERas well as a set of physical layer specifications.

25:27SPEAKER- So it's both.

25:29SPEAKER- It looks like Speediff can go over multiple connectors.

25:32SPEAKER- Can go over RCA and this fiber,

25:34SPEAKERwhen the RCA is for coax.

25:37SPEAKER- Apparently over USB as well in some cases.

25:40SPEAKER- That seems, I've never ever seen that,

25:42SPEAKERbut probably in high-end audio gear.

25:44SPEAKER- I mean, TOSLINK is the thing

25:45SPEAKERI actually want to talk about here,

25:46SPEAKER'cause that's the unique connector,

25:48SPEAKERand also, yo, it uses light.

25:50SPEAKER- Yeah, it was the first fiber I ever bought.

25:52SPEAKER- Yeah.

25:53SPEAKER- It makes a nice click when you push it in.

25:55SPEAKER- It does, actually.

25:56SPEAKERI came pretty late to TOSLINK,

25:58SPEAKERI didn't have any audio gear that used optical.

26:00SPEAKER- Oh man, as soon as I had,

26:01SPEAKERas soon as those cables cost less than $100,

26:04SPEAKERand I had something that could plug one thing

26:06SPEAKERinto the other thing with it,

26:07SPEAKERI was like, hell yeah, we're TOSLINK in this baby up.

26:10SPEAKER- I could, were you doing multi-channel?

26:12SPEAKERWere you doing like 5.1?

26:13SPEAKER'Cause I've, to this day,

26:14SPEAKERI am just on 2.0 straight up stereo in the living room.

26:18SPEAKER- Well, so when we lived in that loft south of Market,

26:21SPEAKERI had, we had the rear channels set up and hung on the wall,

26:25SPEAKERand it was amazing,

26:26SPEAKER'cause that room was mostly soundproof,

26:29SPEAKERand you could just, we watched movies real loud on this.

26:32SPEAKER- Oh man.

26:33SPEAKER- 55 inch rear projections.

26:34SPEAKERAs somebody who still rides the volume up and down

26:36SPEAKERin this place, I am very jealous, but you're not wrong.

26:40SPEAKERPlugging in TOSLINK for the first time is like eye opening.

26:43SPEAKERIt's like, man, that is a, it's not even a click.

26:46SPEAKERIt's like a funk.

26:47SPEAKER- Yeah, it has a real nice tactile feel.

26:50SPEAKERIt only goes in one way,

26:51SPEAKERbut it's keyed so you can turn it and get it from behind

26:54SPEAKERwithout having to be able to see the port.

26:56SPEAKER- Yep.

26:58SPEAKER- I think this is a solid A or B for me.

27:00SPEAKER- You know, I'm sure you know this,

27:02SPEAKERif you have an active TOSLINK connection

27:04SPEAKERand you look at the end of the cable,

27:05SPEAKERyou can see the red light coming out.

27:07SPEAKER- Yeah, you can blind yourself that way.

27:09SPEAKER- Which is some Terminator kind of shit.

27:11SPEAKER- Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

27:13SPEAKERThe cables were real fragile too.

27:15SPEAKERYou had to be real careful how you bent them.

27:17SPEAKER- Yeah, I'm not sure if I've broken one of those,

27:19SPEAKERbut I bet that's the case.

27:20SPEAKER- I always had the fear.

27:22SPEAKER- I could see them.

27:23SPEAKERWell, they're pretty short, right?

27:24SPEAKER- No, they can be real long.

27:25SPEAKERThat's the beautiful thing about TOSLINK.

27:26SPEAKERI had a real long one one time.

27:28SPEAKERIt was great.

27:31SPEAKERI used them for 5.1 computer speakers for a long time too.

27:36SPEAKER- Okay, yeah, TOSLINK, pretty awesome.

27:39SPEAKERI'm gonna say that's A.

27:42SPEAKER- You think that's A?

27:42SPEAKERI'd give that an A.

27:44SPEAKER- Yeah.

27:45SPEAKER- Put it up here.

27:47SPEAKERLink S-P-D-I-F.

27:49SPEAKEROkay, you wanna do the baby TOSLINK while we're at it?

27:52SPEAKER- Are you sure?

27:53SPEAKERAlthough I've never touched one of those before.

27:55SPEAKER- Oh, I have.

27:56SPEAKERYeah, so sound cards for a long time use these

28:00SPEAKERand it basically would take one of the 3.8, sorry,

28:04SPEAKER3/8 inch, is that right?

28:06SPEAKERThe five point, the little quarter inches.

28:11SPEAKER- Oh, you mean 1/8 inch.

28:13SPEAKER- Yeah, 1/8 inch or.

28:15SPEAKER- 1/8 inch, 3.5 millimeter.

28:16SPEAKER- Thank you, that's what it was.

28:18SPEAKERSorry, I've been sick and I'm still a little stuffy headed.

28:24SPEAKERBut yeah, those, they basically took the back end

28:26SPEAKERout of one of those and you jam this long plastic thing

28:29SPEAKERinto it and it would dock a fiber connector

28:33SPEAKERinto an optical transceiver on the end of the 1/8.

28:38SPEAKER- Oh, so it's like an adapter basically?

28:40SPEAKER- It kind of, it's its own thing, but yeah,

28:44SPEAKERit was just a way to have a TOSLINK that didn't,

28:48SPEAKERthat wasn't as vertically tall basically

28:50SPEAKERfor like low profile connectors.

28:52SPEAKER- Okay, I'll defer to you on that one

28:54SPEAKER'cause I don't think I've ever used one.

28:55SPEAKER- I think it's pretty mid, I'd give it a solid C, I think.

28:58SPEAKER- C, all right, sure.

28:59SPEAKER- It doesn't make the clunk.

29:01SPEAKER- Okay, well yeah, then forget it.

29:04SPEAKER- Yeah, no clunk, get the hell out of here.

29:06SPEAKEROkay, so those we can read up, what else we got?

29:10SPEAKER- Oh boy, it's gonna make me keep picking, huh?

29:13SPEAKER- I mean, you're doing good so far, those were easy.

29:15SPEAKER- Okay, here's a weird one that I can't speak to,

29:19SPEAKERbut I hope you can, the Apple desktop bus.

29:21SPEAKER- Oh God, it's F, F, stream F.

29:25SPEAKER- Wow.

29:26SPEAKER- It's basically a PS2 port.

29:28SPEAKER- Oh, okay, so yeah, I'll refer people again

29:31SPEAKERto, we'll keep linking these in the show notes,

29:33SPEAKERthe cable Bible page on, I guess amiaopensource.github.io

29:41SPEAKERis the one we're looking at,

29:42SPEAKERbut they've got a picture of the ADB here

29:44SPEAKERand yes, it is a mini DIN 4-pin, which-

29:47SPEAKER- It's the same as S-video is what it is.

29:48SPEAKER- Basically looks like S-video or PS2 more or less.

29:51SPEAKER- It's literally the same connector as S-video.

29:54SPEAKERSo it has the pins, I don't think they extended paths

29:57SPEAKERso you could twist it and not fuck up your connector

29:59SPEAKERlike you could with PS2.

30:00SPEAKER- Now I remember this from my time in school media centers

30:03SPEAKERin the late eighties and early nineties,

30:05SPEAKER'cause they have a picture here of the,

30:07SPEAKERon the side of the keyboard.

30:08SPEAKERIs this like an all-purpose cable,

30:12SPEAKERlike plug this, this is the one cable

30:14SPEAKERthat goes into your computer

30:15SPEAKERand then everything connects to this kind of thing?

30:16SPEAKER- Yeah, but also, yeah, so this plugged into the computer

30:19SPEAKERand then I believe you could also plug the mouse

30:21SPEAKERinto the keyboard from this point.

30:22SPEAKER- That's what I mean, that's what I mean.

30:23SPEAKERIt's like here's your one connection to the computer

30:25SPEAKERand then all the peripherals kind of daisy chain

30:28SPEAKERor at least the keyboard and mouse do.

30:30SPEAKER- This was bad enough, as I recall,

30:32SPEAKERthat people were really excited when Apple went to USB,

30:36SPEAKERwhere nobody else in the industry was really looking,

30:39SPEAKERlike feeling great about USB at the time.

30:41SPEAKER- Sure, is this the only Mini DIN 4 pin?

30:45SPEAKER- It's S-video.

30:46SPEAKER- Oh, is S-video literally four?

30:48SPEAKER- Literally, it's literally the exact same connector

30:50SPEAKERas S-video. - You're right, you're right.

30:51SPEAKEROkay, I mean, at that point,

30:52SPEAKERI feel like we're in almost ranking the Mini DIN 4 pin

30:55SPEAKERrather than the ADB.

30:57SPEAKER- I think I'm fine with that.

30:58SPEAKERI mean, S-video, so this is the question again,

31:02SPEAKERlike do we talk about what the conveyance was?

31:04SPEAKER'Cause like S-video was a significant video quality upgrade,

31:08SPEAKERbut the connector sucked.

31:11SPEAKERI think we're talking about connectors here.

31:12SPEAKER- I never minded the S-video connector.

31:14SPEAKERI was pretty pro S-video, although I didn't have S-video

31:17SPEAKERuntil the early 2000s, I wanna say.

31:20SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, so I had S-video,

31:24SPEAKERI guess that's when I got S-video too,

31:25SPEAKERis when I moved here and got a new TV.

31:27SPEAKERI don't know, I like, okay, well, so first off,

31:30SPEAKERI think it's important to say ADB

31:32SPEAKERwas electrically unsafe to hotswap.

31:34SPEAKER- Oh, what? - So you had to power it off.

31:37SPEAKER- The whole computer?

31:38SPEAKER- Yeah, just like the PS/2 ports.

31:40SPEAKER- That's crazy. - I think it's,

31:42SPEAKERI think for that reason, 'cause S-video,

31:44SPEAKERyou could unplug, you could hot plug.

31:46SPEAKER- Oh yeah.

31:47SPEAKER- I think this is a F tier.

31:50SPEAKER- F, wow, I mean, I was gonna suggest B,

31:52SPEAKERbut I'll go with you on that.

31:54SPEAKER- Well, I mean, it has all the problems of PS/2.

31:55SPEAKERMaybe we argue that because you can daisy chain it,

31:58SPEAKERit would be D, but also there were a lot of peripherals

32:01SPEAKERthat didn't have the female port,

32:03SPEAKERso you couldn't actually daisy chain it.

32:05SPEAKERAnd I'm sure Apple only put one of these ports

32:07SPEAKERon the main device, so I bet that was absolutely a problem.

32:11SPEAKER- Let's try a D for this, I think.

32:12SPEAKER- You think a D?

32:13SPEAKER- Yeah, I have to, this is, okay,

32:15SPEAKERthis is kind of out of scope for this exercise,

32:17SPEAKERbut I have a fascination with that era of computing

32:20SPEAKERand the multi-port and all-in-one connections

32:23SPEAKERthat a lot of vendors came up with back then,

32:24SPEAKERlike Apple is one thing,

32:26SPEAKERbut if you look at like stuff like the SGIs of the time,

32:28SPEAKERlike they were, and Next, I think Next was big on this,

32:31SPEAKERfor example, like they were big on like,

32:33SPEAKERhey, there's one cable that connects everything.

32:36SPEAKER- I know you like that.

32:37SPEAKER- Like here's the one cable

32:38SPEAKERthat goes from this computer to everything.

32:40SPEAKERLike we have run power and video and input

32:44SPEAKERand everything over this one giant industrial looking cable

32:47SPEAKERthat we have made proprietarily for our $10,000 workstation.

32:51SPEAKERLike that stuff's really fascinating to look back on.

32:53SPEAKER- So picture a world where you have that one cable

32:56SPEAKERthat goes to all of your input devices

32:58SPEAKERand all of your like low bandwidth devices,

33:00SPEAKERand it's a great big long daisy chain,

33:02SPEAKERand also the cable on the mouse is really short,

33:06SPEAKERand if you accidentally disconnect,

33:07SPEAKERit can blow a fuse on your motherboard

33:08SPEAKERthat requires soldering to replace.

33:10SPEAKER- I mean, to be clear,

33:11SPEAKERI've never used one of these connections,

33:12SPEAKERand probably I'm glad I didn't.

33:14SPEAKER- Yeah.

33:15SPEAKER- I just think they're cool in concept.

33:17SPEAKER- I, yeah, I'm, I'll take D, but I might move that down.

33:21SPEAKERI might, but we don't have a conversation about that.

33:23SPEAKER- That's fine, yeah, I'm definitely not advocating for it

33:26SPEAKERin any serious respect.

33:28SPEAKER- Apple desktop bus is red.

33:30SPEAKERIt's been slotted into the D tier.

33:33SPEAKER- Yep, all right, I'm nominating you to pick the next one.

33:36SPEAKER- Okay, let's do, I didn't read up the 30 pin there.

33:41SPEAKERWhat about, what about SCART?

33:45SPEAKER- SCART, man, I was kind of saving SCART for later

33:47SPEAKER'cause it's such a heavy hitter, but sure.

33:49SPEAKER- We can save SCART. - Can we talk about SCART?

33:51SPEAKER- I think SCART's pretty good.

33:52SPEAKER- Here's the thing about me and SCART,

33:55SPEAKERI'm not sure I've ever touched a SCART cable.

33:58SPEAKER- I also have never touched a SCART cable.

34:00SPEAKER- Wow, that's kind of shocking to me.

34:03SPEAKERI guess for obvious reasons,

34:04SPEAKERSCART is not big in the United States.

34:06SPEAKERLike in fact, SCART kind of was not a thing at all here.

34:09SPEAKER- No, we, like SCART was a thing that you heard about

34:12SPEAKERas like, oh, look at how good the euros have it.

34:16SPEAKER- Yeah.

34:16SPEAKER- It's also known as ParaTel or ParaTel Visual.

34:19SPEAKER- Oh.

34:19SPEAKER- In France.

34:20SPEAKER- Oh, I didn't know that.

34:21SPEAKER- Yeah, 21 pin, so it's a 21 pin connector.

34:25SPEAKERIt's got a top and a bottom and only goes in one way.

34:27SPEAKER- Okay, here's the thing I would say about SCART.

34:29SPEAKERAnd I guess, I don't know if every SCART cable

34:31SPEAKERis a ribbon cable, but the one on the cable Bible is?

34:35SPEAKER- The one on Wikipedia is too.

34:37SPEAKER- This is the most spaceship from alien looking cable

34:41SPEAKERon this entire list.

34:42SPEAKERLike this is the most Nostromo,

34:44SPEAKERlike every monitor on the Nostromo

34:45SPEAKERis connected by SCART.

34:47SPEAKERThis is the rudest looking 70s video technology imaginable.

34:52SPEAKERAnd for that reason alone, I want to put it pretty high,

34:54SPEAKERbut like people that use SCART seem to love it

34:57SPEAKERby and large, like for multiple reasons.

35:00SPEAKERLike I know people like SCART back in the day

35:02SPEAKERfor it's like RGB capabilities, you know,

35:04SPEAKERjust for high quality video.

35:05SPEAKERBut then also you see people talking about

35:07SPEAKERhow satisfying it is to plug it in

35:08SPEAKERand what a thunk it makes.

35:09SPEAKERAnd you know, we're pretty pro thunk here.

35:11SPEAKER- We like a thunk, we like a thunk.

35:13SPEAKERAnd I also like,

35:15SPEAKERlike do you remember having the conversations with people?

35:17SPEAKERYou might not, 'cause you were a little bit young for this,

35:18SPEAKERbut like when it went from twisting on the BNC coax,

35:23SPEAKERwhich was one cable that brought in the signal

35:25SPEAKERfrom the antenna or the cable box or whatever,

35:27SPEAKERto like having to do RCA cables,

35:30SPEAKERthat was very difficult for the older generation.

35:32SPEAKERAnd there were a lot of conversations

35:33SPEAKERabout which color went to which color.

35:36SPEAKERAnd like to you and I,

35:37SPEAKERI know that seems pretty straightforward.

35:39SPEAKERLike you plug the yellow one into the yellow one

35:41SPEAKERand the red one into the red one

35:41SPEAKERand the white one into the white one.

35:43SPEAKER- How else would that work?

35:44SPEAKER- But look, man, I don't know.

35:45SPEAKERIt came up every time, I would always get calls

35:47SPEAKERfrom my parents who were like,

35:48SPEAKER"Hey, the TV's all purple."

35:51SPEAKERAnd it was because they plugged the green into the red

35:53SPEAKERand the red into the...

35:54SPEAKERLook, mistakes were made.

35:56SPEAKERLike making the component cape colors not friendly

35:59SPEAKERto 15% of the male population of the world,

36:02SPEAKERprobably not a great idea, 'cause red and green.

36:04SPEAKER- Yeah, for colorblindness reasons, that makes more sense.

36:07SPEAKER- Yeah.

36:09SPEAKERBut the fact that they packed audio, composite video,

36:14SPEAKERcomponent video, I don't know if they had like a S-video,

36:18SPEAKERlike a luminance and chroma separation in here,

36:21SPEAKERbut it also was bi-directional.

36:23SPEAKERSo like when you plugged into VCR or something,

36:25SPEAKERyou could change the channel on the TV

36:27SPEAKERto the right channel when you turn the TV on.

36:29SPEAKERYeah, dude.

36:30SPEAKER- Wait, it was like a proto HDMI CEC?

36:33SPEAKER- Yep.

36:34SPEAKER- Interesting.

36:35SPEAKER- Yep.

36:36SPEAKER- It can carry S-video.

36:37SPEAKERI'm looking at it on the cable Bible.

36:39SPEAKERThey've got...

36:40SPEAKERIn fact, this is something that fascinates me

36:42SPEAKERabout connectors versus standards,

36:44SPEAKERwhich we keep harping on is a connector like this

36:47SPEAKERthat shows up in so many different categories

36:49SPEAKERbecause it can be so many different things.

36:51SPEAKER- I don't think it had digital ever, right?

36:53SPEAKER- I don't think so.

36:54SPEAKER- I think HDMI was supplanted this entirely

36:57SPEAKERin the digital world.

36:58SPEAKER- I don't think so.

36:59SPEAKERI will say this is pretty personal and arbitrary

37:02SPEAKERand anecdotal, but when I grew up in rural North Carolina

37:07SPEAKERand had access to whatever I had access to there,

37:10SPEAKERlike video game wise,

37:11SPEAKERbut when I got on the internet finally

37:12SPEAKERand started hanging out on IRC

37:14SPEAKERand talking to a fair number of Europeans and Australians

37:17SPEAKERabout video games, SCART, as a term, as a concept,

37:23SPEAKERtook on this like mythological quality.

37:26SPEAKER- Imagine one cable that was just the good one.

37:28SPEAKER- Like the way that some people talked about SCART

37:30SPEAKERjust gave it this mystique that made me so fascinated by it.

37:33SPEAKERI was just like, man, how good can this cable?

37:35SPEAKERLike how good can this quality, this signal be?

37:38SPEAKERThe people are like, you know,

37:39SPEAKERpeople talk about modding SCART into things and stuff.

37:41SPEAKERAnd I was just like, man, this must be the ultimate video.

37:45SPEAKERI've talked about it before, but I hope to one day,

37:48SPEAKERI hope to mod a SCART connection into that trinitron

37:51SPEAKERin my parents' basement.

37:52SPEAKERAnd then I will have my own SCART.

37:54SPEAKER- I hope that you get that SCART at some point, Brad.

37:57SPEAKER- Thank you.

37:58SPEAKERIt's a life goal.

38:00SPEAKER- And the one thing I will say

38:02SPEAKERis that SCART did not support hot plugging.

38:05SPEAKER- Really?

38:06SPEAKER- 'Cause it was carrying a fairly high voltage,

38:09SPEAKERis what Wikipedia says.

38:10SPEAKERSo no risk of personal injury,

38:12SPEAKERbut you could damage the electronics within devices

38:14SPEAKERif the connector was inserted improperly.

38:16SPEAKER- That's not great.

38:18SPEAKERI mean, look, that was kind of everything at a point.

38:20SPEAKER- I think it was so much better than everything else

38:22SPEAKERthat was on the market at the time

38:24SPEAKERthat I think this still is a pretty clear S rank for me.

38:26SPEAKER- Oh, wow, okay.

38:28SPEAKERI guess I'm fine with that.

38:29SPEAKERMy only reservation is that it feels a little bit

38:32SPEAKERirresponsible to award an S to something

38:34SPEAKERthat neither of us has ever used.

38:36SPEAKER- I think that's a real testament.

38:38SPEAKERLook, I'm fine bumping lightning off of the S tier

38:40SPEAKERif you're worried about it,

38:41SPEAKERand then we can just put SCART in that slot.

38:42SPEAKERIt's fine.

38:43SPEAKER- I think there's plenty of room in the S tier for now.

38:45SPEAKER- Okay, okay.

38:46SPEAKERSo we can revisit when we run out of space in the S tier,

38:49SPEAKERbut I think we start there.

38:51SPEAKER- Looking at the S tier though,

38:52SPEAKERlike there is a very heavy analog

38:55SPEAKERand industrial kind of bias to the S tier so far.

38:58SPEAKER- Look, maybe that's the lesson, right?

39:01SPEAKER- XLR, BNC, and SCART are all in the S tier as of now.

39:05SPEAKER- I mean, those are all good connectors from where I'm sitting.

39:08SPEAKER- You know, I can't deny.

39:10SPEAKER- What about the classic tip ring sleeve, the quarter inch?

39:14SPEAKER- Quarter inch.

39:15SPEAKER- The big boy.

39:16SPEAKER- Man, talk about a good thunk.

39:17SPEAKER- It's a good thunk.

39:18SPEAKER- Quarter inch for people who don't know audio,

39:20SPEAKERI mean, I'm trying to think it's like

39:21SPEAKERwhat you would plug into a guitar and an amp.

39:23SPEAKER- Yeah, well that would be a mono one probably.

39:26SPEAKER- Or your receiver.

39:26SPEAKERWell, just in terms of the way,

39:28SPEAKERthe general shape and size of the connector,

39:30SPEAKERlike your AV receiver almost certainly the headphone port

39:34SPEAKERor jack on an AV receiver is a quarter inch,

39:37SPEAKERnot an eighth inch is what plugged into your iPod

39:40SPEAKERor your Walkman.

39:41SPEAKER- Or your phone for back in the days when that was a thing.

39:43SPEAKER- Yeah, and quarter inch is the big fat version of that.

39:46SPEAKER- Yeah, the neat thing about quarter inch

39:47SPEAKERis it comes in different number of channels.

39:50SPEAKERSo you can get tip ring sleeve, which is tip ring sleeve,

39:54SPEAKERthat's one channel.

39:56SPEAKER- Three channels, right?

39:57SPEAKER- No, because the ring is the separating bit.

40:00SPEAKER- But wait, is TRS stereo?

40:01SPEAKERIs TRS just plain stereo and nothing else?

40:04SPEAKEROh, 'cause you need a ground, right?

40:05SPEAKER- TRS is stereo, you need three wires to do stereo.

40:08SPEAKER- 'Cause one of those is a ground.

40:09SPEAKER- Yeah, so TRS is stereo, TS is mono.

40:13SPEAKER- Right, yes.

40:14SPEAKER- But I think they even do tip ring sleeve

40:17SPEAKERwhere you can have like-

40:18SPEAKER- Oh, they do three Rs.

40:20SPEAKERThere's TRRR and wait, hang on, how many Rs was that?

40:23SPEAKERThere's T3RS basically for like Astro uses that stuff.

40:27SPEAKERI think like some like headsets that use extra,

40:32SPEAKERwell, but also like extra like inline controls,

40:34SPEAKERlike mute controls, stuff like that.

40:36SPEAKERLike they'll use an extra ring for control signals.

40:39SPEAKER- I think that's on the 8th inch though,

40:42SPEAKERthe 3.5 millimeter ones.

40:44SPEAKERAnd also the TRRR, the three Rs is an Astro proprietary thing

40:48SPEAKERis what the internets is telling me.

40:50SPEAKER- Are you sure?

40:51SPEAKERMaybe you're right, maybe that is the case.

40:53SPEAKER- The TRRRS, it seems like there's a lot of confusion.

40:59SPEAKERThe main thing to know is that the number of metal rings

41:04SPEAKERis the number of channels you have minus,

41:07SPEAKERnumber of metal rings minus one

41:08SPEAKERis the number of channels the cable can carry.

41:10SPEAKER- Yes, yes, I am looking on pro video coalition.

41:14SPEAKER- Oh, that's where I am too.

41:15SPEAKER- In a section called

41:17SPEAKERCombating the Misconnection Epidemic.

41:19SPEAKER- Yep.

41:20SPEAKER- They say the TRRR,

41:21SPEAKERGod, I can't, it's really hard to count those Rs out.

41:24SPEAKERT-R-R-R-S, yes.

41:27SPEAKERApparently Sony also used in some devices.

41:30SPEAKER- Yeah, that seems right.

41:31SPEAKER- Over time, so it is a standard action.

41:34SPEAKERA lot of Android phones in the early 2010s

41:36SPEAKERused for more channels.

41:38SPEAKER- Right, okay.

41:39SPEAKER- I recall and none of them were compatible with each other.

41:42SPEAKERIt was really annoying.

41:42SPEAKER- Yeah, 'cause a while back I tried to find

41:45SPEAKERa quarter inch to basically Astro,

41:48SPEAKERlike a quarter inch to TRRRS.

41:50SPEAKER- You can get that from Astro.

41:51SPEAKER- Could not find it.

41:52SPEAKERLike could not find a cable

41:53SPEAKERthat will just plug straight from my receiver into my A40s.

41:57SPEAKER- Yep.

41:58SPEAKER- But there were a lot of like Android phone adapters

42:01SPEAKERthat you would see for that kind of thing.

42:02SPEAKER- Well, but, okay, so this is off the point though.

42:04SPEAKERThe point is good thunk, solid connectors.

42:08SPEAKER- Yeah, I'm gonna say the number of rings

42:09SPEAKERis not really material here.

42:10SPEAKERWe're talking more just the general plug.

42:12SPEAKER- Yeah, I think this is a solid A for me.

42:15SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, okay, sure.

42:16SPEAKERQuarter inch feels like a good A.

42:17SPEAKERI mean, I'm using a quarter inch

42:20SPEAKERinto this audio interface right now.

42:22SPEAKER- How do we feel about the quarter inch mini?

42:24SPEAKERThe one eighth?

42:26SPEAKER- Oh, I was gonna say, isn't that just an eighth inch?

42:28SPEAKER- Yeah, it is.

42:31SPEAKER- Is it better or worse than the quarter inch?

42:33SPEAKER- I would venture a guess that the eighth inch connector

42:38SPEAKERis probably the most handled connector on earth.

42:42SPEAKER- Audio connector?

42:43SPEAKERProbably USB at this point.

42:45SPEAKER- Ah, maybe so.

42:46SPEAKERYeah, maybe it's maybe so.

42:48SPEAKERI mean, if you factor in like the entire span of time

42:51SPEAKERsince the first cable was conceived,

42:53SPEAKERwhat was the first cable?

42:55SPEAKERWhat was the first cable I ever made?

42:55SPEAKER- It's probably power, right?

42:57SPEAKER- Well, like, okay, I guess I'm kind of setting power

43:01SPEAKERto the side there.

43:02SPEAKERLike I mean, more or less something

43:04SPEAKERthat carried some kind of signal.

43:05SPEAKER- So the first one that you could then probably telegraph,

43:09SPEAKERwhich were just wires, they were cables.

43:12SPEAKER- Does that count though if you're just plugging a wire in?

43:14SPEAKERI'm not sure if that's, that's not a connector.

43:15SPEAKER- I feel like then if, okay,

43:17SPEAKERso if you wanna talk about connectors,

43:18SPEAKERthe things that telephone operators used

43:20SPEAKERprior to electronic switching.

43:22SPEAKER- Like a switchboard plugs?

43:23SPEAKER- Switchboard, that was quarter inch monos.

43:26SPEAKER- Oh, was it really?

43:27SPEAKER- I believe so.

43:28SPEAKER- Okay, anyway, back to the point.

43:30SPEAKERYeah, maybe USB is more handled

43:32SPEAKERthan eighth inch at this point,

43:34SPEAKERbut there were a lot of eighth inch plugs

43:35SPEAKERused for several decades and still would be

43:38SPEAKERif some people had their way.

43:40SPEAKER- I mean, I'll go and tell you,

43:42SPEAKERI often wish that we still had,

43:46SPEAKERwe still had the eighth inch on the phones.

43:50SPEAKER- Yeah, I think a lot of people are with you on that.

43:52SPEAKER- I guess I like that it's not a,

43:56SPEAKERthat the phone is a tiny bit thinner,

43:57SPEAKERbut the flexibility of not having that blows.

44:01SPEAKERSo I also feel like this was

44:02SPEAKERa pretty fragile connector though.

44:04SPEAKER- A little bit.

44:05SPEAKERI don't think I ever broke one that I can remember.

44:07SPEAKER- Oh, I definitely broke 'em.

44:09SPEAKERI definitely, well, I had, I broke adapters a lot

44:13SPEAKER'cause I was using, I was using a pair of headphones

44:16SPEAKERthat had a quarter inch headphone jack at that point

44:19SPEAKERand the adapters were, like they just,

44:22SPEAKERthey didn't hold up over time compared to the quarter inch.

44:25SPEAKER- I could see that.

44:26SPEAKERSpeaking of both adapters and phones,

44:27SPEAKERdo you have like a lightning to eighth inch

44:31SPEAKERor a USB-C to eighth inch adapter

44:33SPEAKERthat you have used with a phone?

44:34SPEAKER'Cause I do.

44:35SPEAKER- I have a thing with, I have a drawer directly to my right

44:38SPEAKERthat has a phone box that probably still has the one

44:40SPEAKERthat came with like, I don't know,

44:42SPEAKERan iPhone 6 or something in it.

44:44SPEAKER- No, that one still had a headphone jack.

44:47SPEAKERIt was like the, was it the eight?

44:49SPEAKERDid the eight lose the jack?

44:50SPEAKER- The problem is now I have a USB-C iPhone,

44:53SPEAKERso my lightning adapter doesn't work anymore.

44:55SPEAKER- Yeah, well, I'm sure, right?

44:56SPEAKERI have to assume USB-C to headphone adapters

44:58SPEAKERare like five bucks now.

45:00SPEAKER- I'm sure, yeah.

45:02SPEAKER- Not that, I mean, having to carry an adapter

45:03SPEAKERand then not being able to charge

45:05SPEAKERwhile you're using your headphones is a pain.

45:06SPEAKERI will grant.

45:07SPEAKERBut anyway, none of this has anything to do

45:08SPEAKERwith the eighth inch, which maybe like a B for me.

45:14SPEAKER- This feels like one lower than the quarter inch.

45:16SPEAKER- Yeah, I think that's right.

45:18SPEAKER- This is the 3.5 millimeter/1/8 inch.

45:21SPEAKER- Yeah. - Okay, what else we got?

45:23SPEAKERWhat's next?

45:26SPEAKER- How about, oh boy, my eyes have landed

45:29SPEAKERon the storage block.

45:31SPEAKER- Oh, this is exciting.

45:33SPEAKER- We should probably tackle one of these.

45:36SPEAKERFor example, PATA or IDE, as it actually should be known.

45:41SPEAKER- Uh-huh.

45:42SPEAKER- SCSI, although SCSI of the era,

45:44SPEAKERI think is multiple connectors, SATA, ESATA,

45:47SPEAKERthere's like this whole block of storage here.

45:52SPEAKER- SCSI got real weird after the time

45:55SPEAKERwhen consumers would have been using SCSI.

45:58SPEAKER- Did it?

45:59SPEAKER- Yeah, there's a lot, like it got weird for a while

46:02SPEAKERand then it got to started using SATA cables,

46:04SPEAKERspecial versions of SATA connectors, basically.

46:07SPEAKER- Yes, 'cause now we just talked about this

46:09SPEAKERon the shucking episode a few weeks ago.

46:13SPEAKERLike there's SCSI over USB now.

46:14SPEAKER- Yep, anything could be SCSI.

46:16SPEAKER- I'm trying to think, I think I saw something else

46:18SPEAKERthat SCSI ran over not long ago

46:21SPEAKERthat I can't think of anyway.

46:23SPEAKERYeah, even on the cable Bible,

46:24SPEAKERthere are six different connections for SCSI here.

46:27SPEAKERIt's the 50 pin that I remember.

46:28SPEAKER- That's, I think that's, I think that's like,

46:30SPEAKERit's a 50 pin ribbon, you could daisy chain up to,

46:32SPEAKERI think seven devices on or something.

46:34SPEAKER- Yeah, that sounds right.

46:36SPEAKER- It needed to be terminated, which is a minus.

46:38SPEAKER- Yes, I guess we're just talking about SCSI now.

46:40SPEAKER'Cause the SCSI 50 pin and the IDE, which was 40, right?

46:44SPEAKERWasn't IDE 40?

46:45SPEAKER- Well, 40, but then eventually 80 wires

46:49SPEAKER'cause they did some signaling tricks to make it faster.

46:51SPEAKER- Right, those are quite similar.

46:53SPEAKERThey're not identical,

46:54SPEAKERbut they're both big fat storage ribbon cables.

46:57SPEAKER- They're keyed ribbon cables.

46:59SPEAKERThey have a one bit, they only go in one way.

47:03SPEAKERThey're big wide ribbon cables

47:04SPEAKERthat are a huge pain in the ass to work with.

47:06SPEAKER- This is embarrassing.

47:07SPEAKERI guess we're just talking about both of these now.

47:08SPEAKERLet's just talk about both 'cause they're similar enough.

47:10SPEAKER- I think these are both gonna fall

47:11SPEAKERin the same spot probably.

47:12SPEAKER- This is embarrassing.

47:13SPEAKERYou could not daisy chain IDE, right?

47:15SPEAKERLike it was one cable, one drive.

47:17SPEAKER- No, two drives.

47:18SPEAKERSo you had a- - Was it?

47:19SPEAKER- Yeah, they used, look, okay, apologies.

47:22SPEAKERThey used master enslaved terminology for padded drives

47:24SPEAKERand you had to move a jumper on the back of the drive.

47:27SPEAKERI think now I would call them secondary and primary, yeah.

47:30SPEAKER- That's probably the way to go now.

47:31SPEAKER- It didn't matter which one was which.

47:32SPEAKERThe performance was the same.

47:33SPEAKER- But what I mean though is that that was back when

47:36SPEAKERit was pretty spendy to own more than one hard drive,

47:38SPEAKERfor example.

47:39SPEAKERYou probably had one hard drive and one CD-ROM

47:41SPEAKERin an average consumer computer back then.

47:43SPEAKER- Yeah, most computers would have two IDE ports.

47:46SPEAKERSo if you cared about, the benefit of having two

47:52SPEAKERwas that you could put each one on its own chain

47:54SPEAKERand then you'd get, you wouldn't have to share

47:56SPEAKERthe bandwidth across the two drives.

47:59SPEAKERBut if you were plugging in a hard drive

48:01SPEAKERand a optical drive, it probably didn't matter.

48:04SPEAKER- Right, you could just put the CD-ROM

48:05SPEAKERon the second connector on the one cable.

48:08SPEAKERThe CD-ROMs were slow anyway.

48:10SPEAKER- Yep, and hard drives were slow.

48:11SPEAKERIt was, everything was slow back then.

48:13SPEAKER- It's true.

48:14SPEAKERYou didn't have to worry about jumpers with IDE,

48:16SPEAKERalthough that's not, I don't know if that's germane

48:18SPEAKERhere to the connector.

48:19SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, I think jumpers are important.

48:22SPEAKERSATA, you had to, SCSI, you had to worry

48:24SPEAKERabout jumpers as well.

48:25SPEAKER- Yeah, how did you terminate something on a SCSI chain?

48:29SPEAKERI can't remember, was that just a jumper switch?

48:32SPEAKER- No, I think you had a thing that you plugged in at the end.

48:34SPEAKER- Something you plugged in, I cannot remember

48:36SPEAKERhow that worked.

48:37SPEAKER- It's been a really long time since I thought

48:38SPEAKERabout SCSI in that context.

48:40SPEAKERI had SCSI drives in the 90s,

48:42SPEAKERand then when the parallel ETA stuff got fast enough,

48:47SPEAKERit stopped being worth fooling with.

48:49SPEAKER- Yes, that's correct.

48:50SPEAKERThat's exactly my case as well.

48:53SPEAKER- And then SATA hit, and then you never thought

48:55SPEAKERabout SCSI again if you weren't running

48:57SPEAKERa whole buttload of drives.

48:58SPEAKER- Yeah.

48:59SPEAKER- But I mean, if we're talking about connectors,

49:02SPEAKERthese are both ribbon cables.

49:04SPEAKERBoth kind of a pain.

49:05SPEAKERIf you plugged them in wrong, you could jack up

49:07SPEAKERthe motherboard or the drive,

49:09SPEAKERand then have to work on the pins

49:10SPEAKERwith a mechanical pencil, which was never good.

49:13SPEAKERI think these are both C, D tiers for me.

49:16SPEAKER- Yeah, C, I'd say C.

49:21SPEAKERThere's a bit of nostalgia to these, to be fair, for me.

49:24SPEAKER- Like for me, yeah, but I'm taking nostalgia out of it.

49:27SPEAKERFor me, I think the gap between C and D is,

49:30SPEAKERdoes maybe D and F have the potential

49:32SPEAKERfor hardware destruction?

49:34SPEAKERAnd C does not.

49:35SPEAKER- Fair, yes.

49:36SPEAKERI don't know that I could really distinguish between,

49:39SPEAKERin terms of quality, like this is SCSI and IDE.

49:42SPEAKERSCSI cables were a lot stiffer in my memory.

49:44SPEAKERWell, IDE.

49:44SPEAKER- I think that was a cable by cable.

49:46SPEAKER- Any ribbon cable was pretty stiff, to be fair.

49:50SPEAKER- Nobody made those cool, rounded SCSI cables, though.

49:53SPEAKER- That's true, but by the time people were doing that,

49:55SPEAKERI think SCSI was just not really worth it at that point.

49:58SPEAKERLike that was, rounded IDE cables

50:00SPEAKERwas toward the end of IDE in general.

50:03SPEAKER- Yeah, that didn't start until I was at maximum PC,

50:05SPEAKERprobably, and it was always a little iffy.

50:08SPEAKER- Did you use those?

50:08SPEAKERI sure did.

50:09SPEAKER- Yeah, we did.

50:10SPEAKERIt was, we did a bunch of testing on them

50:12SPEAKERto see if we could make them be slower than regular cables,

50:15SPEAKERand for the most part, they were fine.

50:16SPEAKER- Yeah, I never had an issue.

50:19SPEAKERWhat was the, just for people who don't remember,

50:20SPEAKERwhat was the deal with the ribbon cables?

50:22SPEAKERLike every other wire is a ground or something like that?

50:27SPEAKERLike it was supposed to be a signal integrity thing?

50:29SPEAKER- On the AD wire 40 pin cables, they were,

50:35SPEAKERyeah, like it was like a balanced cable, basically.

50:38SPEAKERSo signals would go one way,

50:41SPEAKERlike each, a signal would go in opposite directions

50:44SPEAKERfor each signal sent,

50:45SPEAKERso it reduced noise on the lines or something.

50:47SPEAKER- So the point is changing from the ribbon layout

50:50SPEAKERto just a fat bundle of cables and a little sheath

50:52SPEAKERwas supposed to be not great for signal integrity, but.

50:55SPEAKER- Yeah, but I think the hack was that you paired

50:57SPEAKERthe pins with each other and it was fine.

51:00SPEAKERThe cables with each other was fine.

51:01SPEAKER- Yeah, I never had an issue.

51:02SPEAKERI still have those cables in the closet.

51:06SPEAKER- Mm, rounded, eh?

51:09SPEAKERShould we look at?

51:11SPEAKER- Did we place those?

51:11SPEAKERWhat are we saying?

51:12SPEAKER- I put them in D 'cause they can kill your,

51:13SPEAKERyou can break hardware.

51:15SPEAKER- Wait, can you break hardware with them?

51:17SPEAKER- You could, you could, you could, sure.

51:19SPEAKERYou could bend pins, you could cause all sorts of problems.

51:21SPEAKER- I don't know, but they are key.

51:23SPEAKERThey only go in one way.

51:24SPEAKER- That's true.

51:25SPEAKER- I, those feel like a C to me.

51:27SPEAKER- You think those are C?

51:28SPEAKERI mean, I'll move them up.

51:30SPEAKER- Let's try it at a C, just see what happens.

51:32SPEAKER- Yeah, we don't have a lot in C right now.

51:34SPEAKERI think, I think they're way worse than TOSLINK though.

51:36SPEAKER- Yeah, and I, before we move on,

51:37SPEAKERI think like we're probably not gonna get into

51:40SPEAKERsome of these very esoteric SCSI variants.

51:43SPEAKER- No, I don't, eh, mainly 'cause I don't think

51:45SPEAKEReither of us have any hands-on experience with them.

51:47SPEAKERNot that that sort of stopped us with SCART.

51:49SPEAKER- Definitely not.

51:50SPEAKERThe, I will say though, people, again,

51:51SPEAKERshould pull up this Cable Bible site.

51:53SPEAKERThe, the SCSI HDI 30 cable though is right up there

51:57SPEAKERwith SCART on the industrial looking.

52:00SPEAKER- Yeah. - The Stromo scale.

52:02SPEAKER- That, that is very clearly something that you jam

52:04SPEAKERinto a giant SAN, like disk array drive enclosure

52:09SPEAKERin a data center someplace.

52:11SPEAKER- It's just a big fat rectangular connector

52:12SPEAKERwith 30 very visible pins on it.

52:14SPEAKERLike it's just a big fat six by five grid of pins in this.

52:17SPEAKER- Yeah.

52:18SPEAKER- It looks really cool.

52:19SPEAKER- Does it have a, like a, like a physical connector,

52:22SPEAKERlike a clunking locking mechanism?

52:23SPEAKER- It looks like it's got some kind of latch, yeah.

52:27SPEAKER- I love it.

52:28SPEAKER- Anyway.

52:29SPEAKER- Okay, let's talk about some stuff with blocking mechanisms.

52:31SPEAKERWhat, what do you think about DisplayPort, Brad?

52:33SPEAKER- Oh man, that's a big question.

52:36SPEAKERI think DisplayPort's pretty good.

52:38SPEAKER- I, I generally like DisplayPort.

52:40SPEAKER- I think like, I mean, electrically or, you know,

52:42SPEAKERin terms of signal, like it hasn't DisplayPort

52:45SPEAKERkind of leapfrogged HDMI every generation.

52:47SPEAKERLike typically, typically the new DisplayPort shows up

52:50SPEAKERat some point after the new HDMI

52:52SPEAKERand has better capabilities.

52:53SPEAKERLike that's, 'cause for a long time,

52:55SPEAKERyou have to get DisplayPort to do certain,

52:58SPEAKERto drive certain high resolution, high refresh combos

53:00SPEAKERon your monitors, remember?

53:03SPEAKER- Yeah, I think HDMI 2.1 pretty much caught HDMI up,

53:07SPEAKERbut for a long time you're right, yeah.

53:09SPEAKER- Now it's not a big deal, yeah, but for a long time,

53:11SPEAKERDVI was later, I'm sorry, DisplayPort was the thing

53:14SPEAKERyou needed for high refresh computer monitor gaming.

53:18SPEAKER- Yeah, and I think, I mean, I think really,

53:20SPEAKERit's still DisplayPort is what you want if you're on a PC.

53:23SPEAKERIt's segmented back into the place that you want

53:26SPEAKERwhere HDMI is for TVs pretty much

53:28SPEAKERand DisplayPort is for monitors.

53:30SPEAKER- Yeah.

53:32SPEAKER- I think I like, generally speaking,

53:35SPEAKERI like the kind of locking connector

53:37SPEAKERthat most DisplayPort cables have.

53:40SPEAKER- I'm on the fence on that one

53:42SPEAKER'cause I have had it break before.

53:43SPEAKER- I have also had it break, that's true.

53:45SPEAKER- I've had the release mechanism in the cable break

53:48SPEAKERon like a decent, like a cable matters, like $10 cable,

53:52SPEAKERwhich maybe that's not the best cable on the planet.

53:54SPEAKER- Pretty cheap cable.

53:56SPEAKER- I had the whole, the whole like plastic thing

53:58SPEAKERsnap off one time, like the, so it was just a raw connector.

54:02SPEAKER- That one, that one looks really cool,

54:04SPEAKERbut I don't use it anymore.

54:05SPEAKERThe teeth are a little scary,

54:07SPEAKERlike the thing that locks into the port.

54:09SPEAKER- Yeah.

54:10SPEAKER- They look like fangs.

54:11SPEAKER- I'm gonna say it's hard to plug in.

54:13SPEAKERIf you have a monitor that the ports are oriented vertically,

54:17SPEAKERit's hard to plug in.

54:20SPEAKER- I guess I could see that.

54:22SPEAKER- Like I often rotate my monitors on the stand

54:25SPEAKERso that I can plug them in and then rotate them back down

54:27SPEAKERto put the cables in.

54:29SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, it is keyed in a pretty significant way.

54:33SPEAKER- It's not, you can't feel it with a fingertip though,

54:35SPEAKERat least I can't.

54:35SPEAKER- You're right, actually,

54:36SPEAKERit does feel just kind of rectangular

54:38SPEAKERif you're fumbling around.

54:39SPEAKER- Yeah, you should have put a dot on one side

54:41SPEAKERor something that you could feel with your hand.

54:43SPEAKER- Yeah, I also have to plug in a display port cable

54:46SPEAKERwithout seeing it fairly regularly,

54:48SPEAKERand that sucks now that you mention it.

54:49SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah.

54:51SPEAKER- Oh God, don't even get me started

54:52SPEAKERon the issues with certain, it's been long enough,

54:55SPEAKERI can't quite explain this in any detail now,

54:58SPEAKERbut there are electrical issues

54:59SPEAKERwith certain pins on display ports,

55:01SPEAKERI think it's like poor implementation stuff.

55:03SPEAKER- Oh, for older versions of display port probably?

55:06SPEAKER- It was like, it was a hot plug thing,

55:08SPEAKERlike there's a certain, I am way out of my depth

55:10SPEAKER'cause I've forgotten most of how this works,

55:11SPEAKERsomebody on the Discord will chime in,

55:13SPEAKERI know I've talked to, this was like three years ago,

55:15SPEAKERI talked to people on there about,

55:17SPEAKERit was like feeding power back over a certain pin

55:19SPEAKERand display port could be bad for certain devices,

55:21SPEAKERI can't remember how that worked exactly.

55:23SPEAKER- But that's like a weird implementation thing,

55:24SPEAKERI'm not too worried about that.

55:26SPEAKER- But I have had to continuity test a specific pin

55:28SPEAKERon a display port cable before

55:30SPEAKERto make sure it was not wired incorrectly or whatever

55:32SPEAKERand that sucked.

55:33SPEAKER- I feel like display port is a,

55:36SPEAKERit carries audio, it carries video, it's two way.

55:39SPEAKER- I forgot it would carry audio

55:40SPEAKER'cause typically you're plugging it into a monitor

55:43SPEAKERand who's using the speakers on monitors usually?

55:45SPEAKER- I mean, actually when you put it that way,

55:47SPEAKERit's probably a negative

55:48SPEAKER'cause if my monitor couldn't connect to the PC

55:50SPEAKERthen I wouldn't constantly change to the monitor

55:53SPEAKERas my output device every time I do a video card update.

55:56SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean, I just go disable the audio device

55:59SPEAKERon the monitor as soon as I can after that.

56:01SPEAKER- I've had it set to don't allow in Windows for years

56:04SPEAKERand a driver update will wake it up every time.

56:08SPEAKERYeah, I don't know, it still feels like a net positive.

56:12SPEAKER- Display port's like a E.

56:14SPEAKER- I think a B, I was gonna say A.

56:17SPEAKERDo you feel like display port is better than HDMI?

56:19SPEAKER- Yeah, I think it probably is.

56:22SPEAKER- Yeah, 'cause it's keyed, it's locks.

56:25SPEAKERI like that it locks.

56:28SPEAKER- Obviously anybody can make whatever they want, I guess,

56:30SPEAKERbut they don't enforce that requirement

56:32SPEAKER'cause I have bought display port cables

56:34SPEAKERwith no locking mechanism.

56:35SPEAKER- That's true, me too.

56:36SPEAKER- And I might actually prefer them, I'm not sure.

56:38SPEAKER- I like having the option though.

56:40SPEAKER- Yeah, I guess.

56:42SPEAKER- To me, hey, this is a thing

56:43SPEAKERI don't ever wanna have to worry about coming unplugged.

56:45SPEAKERThat's you buy a locking cable.

56:47SPEAKERHey, this is on the back of my desk

56:48SPEAKERwhich is easily accessible.

56:50SPEAKERThat will not buy whichever one's cheaper, I don't care.

56:52SPEAKER- You mentioning monitors on arms though

56:54SPEAKERhas made me think about locking connectors again

56:57SPEAKERin a new way because having a monitor

56:59SPEAKERon a spring-loaded mount and tethered to an arm

57:03SPEAKERwith a cable run through some kind of routing apparatus

57:07SPEAKERand that won't just give way if, for example,

57:09SPEAKERthe monitor pops up on the spring mount.

57:12SPEAKERThere is some potential for breaking ports

57:14SPEAKERon your monitors there with cables that don't just give.

57:17SPEAKER- Oh, well, so the way you do that is

57:19SPEAKERif you put it on the arm right,

57:20SPEAKERthen you shouldn't have a problem

57:21SPEAKERbecause you leave enough slack in the arm

57:23SPEAKERthat you can do the full range of movement.

57:25SPEAKER- Yeah, you say that.

57:26SPEAKER- Well, I mean, you can't fight user error.

57:29SPEAKER- Things happen.

57:30SPEAKERI'm still not 100% sold on locking cables in every context,

57:35SPEAKERbut I think DisplayPort's probably an A.

57:39SPEAKER- Okay, I can get behind that.

57:41SPEAKER- It does a lot of stuff right.

57:43SPEAKER- I'm putting it right next to HDMI.

57:44SPEAKERThey can be buddies.

57:46SPEAKER- After I go refresh my memory

57:47SPEAKERon one of those electrical issues, I might come back and--

57:50SPEAKER- We can talk about it.

57:51SPEAKER- I don't think we're gonna get through this list

57:53SPEAKERbetween now and next week, so.

57:55SPEAKER- Oh, I don't think so.

57:56SPEAKER- Yeah, this might be our off and on project

57:59SPEAKERthroughout the entire year, the way it's going so far.

58:01SPEAKER- Yeah, I would love to hear what people think.

58:03SPEAKERI mean, we're not gonna do like a straight month

58:04SPEAKERof just this necessarily, but yeah,

58:06SPEAKERI wonder what people think about this

58:07SPEAKERjust being kind of a one-on, one-off

58:09SPEAKERor something of that nature.

58:11SPEAKER- Yeah, I'd assume next week is probably CES stuff

58:13SPEAKERif there's anything interesting out of CES,

58:15SPEAKERwhich seems like there will be, but I don't know, we'll see.

58:17SPEAKER- Yeah, should we do one more quick one here?

58:20SPEAKER- Yeah, we can.

58:21SPEAKERYou wanna do RJ45?

58:22SPEAKER- Oh boy, I don't think-- - Actually, that's a banger.

58:24SPEAKERWe should save that. - That's not a quick one.

58:26SPEAKER- What about, maybe this isn't a project

58:29SPEAKERfor the whole year, I'm looking at it.

58:30SPEAKERI think we may have one or two more episodes.

58:32SPEAKERWhat about power cord, what about a power plug?

58:35SPEAKER- Yeah, okay, sure.

58:36SPEAKER- What about the-- - I don't think we've,

58:37SPEAKERwe haven't done any power plugs yet.

58:38SPEAKER- Yeah, no, the official name of the power plug

58:41SPEAKERthat goes into your desktop PC's power supply

58:43SPEAKERis the C13/C14.

58:47SPEAKERThe C14 is the one with the vertical pins

58:49SPEAKERand the C13 is the one with the, that has the face.

58:54SPEAKERIEC cord is what it is. - I don't think I ever,

58:56SPEAKERI never knew what--

58:57SPEAKER- You've never had a 1200 watt power supply

58:59SPEAKERin your computer, Brad? - I guess so.

59:00SPEAKERWell, I just, I never knew what the names

59:01SPEAKERof any of those were.

59:02SPEAKER- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:04SPEAKERBut the difference on the 13 and 14

59:08SPEAKERis the total amount of juice that's covered,

59:11SPEAKERcarried across that thing. - There.

59:13SPEAKER- So yeah, I think this is a good one.

59:15SPEAKERThis one's a banger.

59:16SPEAKER- Yeah, I think so, it generally feels good

59:19SPEAKERto plug those things in.

59:20SPEAKERIt's got a nice, they don't click or thunk or anything,

59:22SPEAKERbut they do have a very nice, snug fit.

59:24SPEAKER- It's a, there's a resistance to it that feels nice.

59:27SPEAKER- Yeah.

59:28SPEAKER- It's like, it's probably one of the older cables

59:32SPEAKERon this list, one of the older connectors on this list.

59:34SPEAKER- Oh, surely.

59:35SPEAKER- Been around for a long time.

59:37SPEAKERNever had it fail, never lost a power supply

59:40SPEAKERbecause the cable, the connector was bad.

59:42SPEAKER- Yeah, true.

59:44SPEAKER- I don't know, this feels like an A.

59:46SPEAKERIt's not real magic or anything.

59:48SPEAKER- No, it does what it's-- - Workman-like.

59:50SPEAKER- Yeah, yes, exactly, it does what it's supposed to do.

59:53SPEAKER- Is it an A or a B, I guess, is the question.

59:55SPEAKER- Just to be abundantly clear,

59:55SPEAKERwe were talking about the thing

59:56SPEAKERon your computer's power supply,

59:57SPEAKERor I think you, I guess you said that.

59:59SPEAKER- Yeah, it's the-- - It's the three prong.

1:00:01SPEAKER- It's like a square, it's a rectangle with the corners,

1:00:05SPEAKERtwo of the corners cut off in three prongs.

1:00:08SPEAKER- Also in some video game consoles,

1:00:10SPEAKERthe launch PlayStation 3, for example,

1:00:12SPEAKERin fact, I remember-- - Oh, that was so good.

1:00:14SPEAKER- I remember the launch PS3 showing up

1:00:16SPEAKERand I'm looking at that and going like,

1:00:17SPEAKERman, these video game consoles are getting serious

1:00:20SPEAKERwith this thing, it's like a computer now.

1:00:22SPEAKER- Didn't the Xbox One have that too?

1:00:26SPEAKERIt had a two-pin one, not a three-pin,

1:00:28SPEAKERit didn't have a ground.

1:00:28SPEAKER- No, the One, though, and even the 360,

1:00:32SPEAKERit had a proprietary power plug into it.

1:00:36SPEAKERThey never did the, what is it, C13 is the one?

1:00:39SPEAKER- C13, actually the one with no ground is probably different

1:00:43SPEAKER'cause I feel like Sony did no grounds in one of 'em.

1:00:46SPEAKERThe PS3 was absolutely just the three-prong.

1:00:49SPEAKER- Three-prong. - Like the

1:00:50SPEAKERcomputer power supply version.

1:00:52SPEAKER- Yeah, this feels like a B to me, I think.

1:00:54SPEAKER- You think? - I don't know,

1:00:55SPEAKERI could be convinced. - Yeah, yeah, sure.

1:00:57SPEAKERA B is fine for me for this.

1:00:59SPEAKER- Like, I like it, I feel like it gets the job done.

1:01:03SPEAKERB is, like that gets the job done, right?

1:01:06SPEAKER- I've got nothing against it, I can't come up

1:01:08SPEAKERwith any urgent complaints about it.

1:01:11SPEAKER- So that, we did some work today, Brad.

1:01:14SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, there's a lot more of these are red now,

1:01:17SPEAKERwhich-- - We've tiered up some stuff.

1:01:19SPEAKER- For whatever reason is the color,

1:01:20SPEAKERthey get marked when they're ranked.

1:01:21SPEAKER- 'Cause that means they're dead to us,

1:01:22SPEAKERwe don't have to think about 'em anymore.

1:01:23SPEAKER- Yep.

1:01:24SPEAKER- Should we run down the list, should we run down the tiers?

1:01:27SPEAKERAre we, let's see, I think you posted a version

1:01:29SPEAKERof the spreadsheet last week, we'll do that again

1:01:31SPEAKERto this one in the show notes, right?

1:01:32SPEAKER- Well, in fact, that link will still be accurate,

1:01:34SPEAKERI believe. - Oh, okay.

1:01:35SPEAKER- Like that'll just-- - Wow.

1:01:37SPEAKER- That'll just update, let's see.

1:01:39SPEAKER- Some people are getting a preview.

1:01:40SPEAKER- The power of, oh God, I didn't think about that.

1:01:43SPEAKER- Yeah. - Maybe I should unpublish

1:01:44SPEAKERthat. - Maybe.

1:01:45SPEAKER- All right, let's get into it, S tier.

1:01:48SPEAKER- Yeah, S tier, what do we got?

1:01:49SPEAKER- XLR, B and C, SCART and Lightning?

1:01:53SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:01:54SPEAKER- That might be provisional, I'm not sure.

1:01:55SPEAKER- I think that, I don't feel good about Lightning

1:01:57SPEAKERbeing an S tier, I'm just gonna say that.

1:01:58SPEAKER- I could see that being an A, anyway, let's move on.

1:02:01SPEAKER- I'll just move it down to A just for now,

1:02:03SPEAKERsince you said you could see it there.

1:02:04SPEAKER- Currently in the A tier is TOSLINK/SPEDIF,

1:02:08SPEAKERHDMI, display ports, and quarter inch audio.

1:02:13SPEAKER- We have a lot of dead space in the A tiers,

1:02:15SPEAKERnot getting filled up.

1:02:16SPEAKER- Yeah, well look, a lot of cables left.

1:02:19SPEAKER- That's true.

1:02:19SPEAKER- Are there a lot of A tier cables?

1:02:21SPEAKERI'm not so sure, but.

1:02:22SPEAKER- I feel like I don't like any cables, is the takeaway.

1:02:26SPEAKERI'm moving stuff up to the top of the tiers.

1:02:29SPEAKER- Okay.

1:02:29SPEAKER- What's in the B tier, Brad?

1:02:31SPEAKER- B tier currently is FireWire, USB3 Type-B,

1:02:35SPEAKERVital B, USB Type-B, the C13/C14 IEC power cord,

1:02:42SPEAKERand the eighth inch or 3.5 millimeter audio jack.

1:02:46SPEAKER- I think that's a respectable list of B tier cables.

1:02:50SPEAKER- Yeah, I think so.

1:02:51SPEAKERC, we've got Mini, TOSLINK, IDE, and SCSI 50-pin.

1:02:55SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:02:56SPEAKER- D, we have got the 30-pin Apple dock,

1:02:59SPEAKERthe Apple desktop bus, and the USB3 Micro B, the wide micro.

1:03:04SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:03:05SPEAKER- And it all works.

1:03:06SPEAKER- Currently, still the lone F tier cable connector

1:03:10SPEAKERis the PS2 port.

1:03:11SPEAKER- And it's just a note, it's at the bottom of the list,

1:03:13SPEAKERjust on general principle.

1:03:15SPEAKER- That still feels weird to me,

1:03:17SPEAKER'cause in my memory, the PS2 port was crucial,

1:03:22SPEAKERin a crucial era of gaming.

1:03:24SPEAKER- Well, you know, it's a-

1:03:26SPEAKER- With the benefit of historical hindsight,

1:03:27SPEAKERI guess I see it.

1:03:29SPEAKER- Yeah, I think if you had to use it today,

1:03:31SPEAKERyou'd feel differently.

1:03:32SPEAKER- Probably, although again, some people still do use it.

1:03:36SPEAKERAnd on that note, I guess our rankings come to a close

1:03:39SPEAKERfor this week.

1:03:40SPEAKERAgain, we're gonna do something else next week,

1:03:42SPEAKERbut if people are enjoying this, please let us know.

1:03:44SPEAKERAnd if you're not, also let us know,

1:03:45SPEAKERwe appreciate all of that.

1:03:48SPEAKERYeah, but I think next week, CES stuff,

1:03:51SPEAKERCES is happening, Nvidia, Intel, AMD, all have big events.

1:03:55SPEAKERIf they're just talking about AI crap,

1:03:57SPEAKERI think we're not gonna talk about any of it,

1:03:58SPEAKERbut I think there's gonna be new video cards

1:04:01SPEAKERfrom Nvidia, Brad.

1:04:02SPEAKER- It sure does seem like it.

1:04:03SPEAKER- That's the word on the street.

1:04:04SPEAKER- And there are new Intel cards out there

1:04:07SPEAKERthat we have not talked about

1:04:08SPEAKERthat I'm sure you have got some insight into.

1:04:10SPEAKER- Yeah, I've done benchmarks on them.

1:04:12SPEAKERLike if you need, just to be clear,

1:04:14SPEAKERif you need a $250 video card,

1:04:18SPEAKERthat Intel card rips, is really good.

1:04:20SPEAKER- I don't want to just burn next week's episode now

1:04:22SPEAKERnecessarily, but like having seen people out there

1:04:25SPEAKERlike seeking out Intel GPUs, like going like,

1:04:28SPEAKER"Oh man, they're sold out everywhere.

1:04:29SPEAKERLike when are they coming back in stock?"

1:04:31SPEAKERHas been mind bending.

1:04:32SPEAKERLike to see Intel GPUs selling out

1:04:35SPEAKERand be highly sought after

1:04:36SPEAKERis just hard to wrap my head around.

1:04:38SPEAKERIt's kind of cool to see some,

1:04:39SPEAKERit's a legit new competition in the space.

1:04:42SPEAKER- So Brad Charcus over at PC World

1:04:44SPEAKERwho reviewed video cards for them for years,

1:04:46SPEAKERthe other Brad in my life,

1:04:48SPEAKERhad said that it's like, it's the first time since the 1060

1:04:52SPEAKERthat he's been excited about a card in this price tier.

1:04:54SPEAKER- Wow.

1:04:55SPEAKER- In that it's a really good,

1:04:56SPEAKERlike you're getting really good performance for the price.

1:05:00SPEAKERAnd it's like a super capable 1080p card

1:05:03SPEAKERand even good at 1440p in a lot of games.

1:05:07SPEAKERSo highly recommended.

1:05:09SPEAKER- Very conspicuous space in the market for that

1:05:11SPEAKERfor some time now has not been filled.

1:05:13SPEAKER- Yeah, we can talk about it more,

1:05:15SPEAKERbut we did benchmarks against a 1080 or 1080 TI,

1:05:19SPEAKERcan't remember which one, but, and it's capable.

1:05:23SPEAKERIt's more capable in a lot of ways than that

1:05:25SPEAKERbecause it also supports XeSS

1:05:27SPEAKERand all of their kind of like AI upscaling

1:05:30SPEAKERand AI frame generation and all that stuff.

1:05:32SPEAKER- Yeah.

1:05:33SPEAKER- And it does, and you can do ray tracing.

1:05:35SPEAKERThis is the other thing is you can do ray tracing

1:05:36SPEAKERat 1080p with that card.

1:05:37SPEAKER- Wow.

1:05:38SPEAKER- And it works in games like Cyberpunk and stuff like that.

1:05:41SPEAKERSo yeah, we were blown away by it.

1:05:43SPEAKER- Very cool.

1:05:45SPEAKER- This is the part of the show though,

1:05:46SPEAKERI guess where we remind you that we're listener supported.

1:05:49SPEAKER- We are.

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1:06:00SPEAKERor, you know, that the Apple desktop bus

1:06:02SPEAKERwas maybe the best thing you ever used

1:06:04SPEAKERand they should bring that back.

1:06:06SPEAKERFirst off, we're sorry, but thank you.

1:06:08SPEAKER- You've got some burning experience,

1:06:11SPEAKERburning story with that 30-pin SCSI connector

1:06:13SPEAKERthat nobody's ever seen that you just wish we knew about.

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1:06:49SPEAKERthe last entry in this episode.

1:06:52SPEAKER- Yeah, people have opinions about cables,

1:06:54SPEAKERit turns out.

1:06:55SPEAKER- Yeah, lots of them.

1:06:57SPEAKERAnd also talk about all sorts of other stuff,

1:06:59SPEAKERlike whether it's what's going on in technology.

1:07:02SPEAKERThe Food Channel has been a wonderful disaster for me

1:07:05SPEAKERfor the last couple of weeks, 'cause I've been watching

1:07:07SPEAKERwhat people have been making over the holidays.

1:07:08SPEAKER- Oh yeah.

1:07:10SPEAKER- And you can join that community, too.

1:07:14SPEAKERWe also do a monthly Patreon episode,

1:07:15SPEAKERwhere we talk about things and stuff.

1:07:17SPEAKERThis month, we kinda just like, I don't know,

1:07:19SPEAKERI feel like we had a ramble about the holidays,

1:07:22SPEAKERand also DNS and other server stuff.

1:07:27SPEAKER- And a lot of institutional school food preparation.

1:07:30SPEAKER- Yeah, we talked a lot about rectangular pizza.

1:07:33SPEAKERThat video's taking the internet by storm.

1:07:35SPEAKEREvery Discord, every place I am,

1:07:37SPEAKERis talking about the rectangular pizza right now.

1:07:39SPEAKER- Really?

1:07:40SPEAKERI should go look at how many views that thing has now?

1:07:42SPEAKER- I'm sure it's on fire.

1:07:43SPEAKER- It's a potent subject for people of a certain age.

1:07:46SPEAKER- Everybody has feelings.

1:07:47SPEAKERMy wife and I were like, we should make

1:07:48SPEAKERthe rectangular pizza, and my daughter was like,

1:07:51SPEAKERI'm not gonna eat that pizza, it looks gross, dad.

1:07:53SPEAKERAnd so, there you go.

1:07:55SPEAKER- It's not that bad.

1:07:56SPEAKER- I bet if you used nice cheese, it would be delicious.

1:07:58SPEAKERAnyway, this is the part of the show

1:08:00SPEAKERwhere we thank our executive producer to your patrons,

1:08:02SPEAKERincluding Andrew Slosky, Jordan Lippitt,

1:08:05SPEAKERBunny, 20.3 gigabits per second,

1:08:09SPEAKERTwinkle Twinkie, David Allum, and James Kamik.

1:08:12SPEAKERThank you all so much.

1:08:13SPEAKEROh, and Pantheon, makers of the HS3 high-speed 3D printer.

1:08:16SPEAKERThank you all so, so much.

1:08:17SPEAKERWe appreciate each and every one of you.

1:08:18SPEAKERAnd thanks, everybody, for listening,

1:08:20SPEAKERand thanks, as always, Brad.

1:08:23SPEAKER- See you next week.

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