← All episodes
148

143: The Ol' Dirty Bastard Adapter

2022-07-10 · 1:00:14

00:00SPEAKER- Look, I'm trying to try it, okay?

00:02SPEAKER- It is so luscious, Brad.

00:03SPEAKERIt's flowing locks, you look like Sharon Stone

00:07SPEAKERin sliver, I think, is the thing I would say.

00:09SPEAKER- Okay, well, as long as it's sliver

00:11SPEAKERand not basic instinct, I guess I'm okay.

00:13SPEAKER- Well, look, your shoulder's up,

00:15SPEAKERso I don't know if it's a basic instinct situation here.

00:17SPEAKER- Man, we're old.

00:20SPEAKERI don't normally shower in the mornings,

00:22SPEAKERbut circumstances necessitated it.

00:24SPEAKERAlso, I just washed it.

00:26SPEAKER- But what's your, like two washes and a little conditioner?

00:29SPEAKERIs that where you're at these days?

00:30SPEAKER- We were in a hurry, we had to record this podcast

00:32SPEAKERbefore other work started for the day.

00:34SPEAKER- It's very, it's less long than I was expecting, actually.

00:37SPEAKERDid you trim?

00:38SPEAKER- Well, can you see all the way to the bottom?

00:39SPEAKER- Oh, okay, no, nevermind, it keeps going.

00:42SPEAKER- It's like halfway down my chest now.

00:44SPEAKER- Just be happy that you still have a lot on the top.

00:46SPEAKERThe thing that's happened to me during the pandemic

00:47SPEAKERis it's thinned out a lot.

00:49SPEAKERI don't know if it's stress or...

00:51SPEAKER- You know, I know where you're coming from.

00:53SPEAKER- I hopped on FaceTime with my mom a few weeks ago

00:55SPEAKERand she was like, "You have my dad's hairline now."

00:58SPEAKER- Oh, no.

00:59SPEAKER- And I was like, "Oh crap, you're right."

01:00SPEAKERAnd like, and I do the thing that he did too

01:02SPEAKERwhen I was a kid, 'cause I'm like, I realize this.

01:05SPEAKERI'm like, at this point I'm like eight years younger

01:08SPEAKERthan I remember my, like when I went the age

01:10SPEAKERthat I first remember my grandparents were when I was a kid.

01:16SPEAKERAnd my grandfather used to do this thing

01:17SPEAKERwhere he'd take one arm off of his glasses

01:19SPEAKERand dangle it down so he could see stuff,

01:21SPEAKER'cause he was nearsighted.

01:21SPEAKERSo if he wanted to see like something small,

01:23SPEAKERlike a watch or something,

01:24SPEAKERhe'd get it real close to his eyeballs

01:26SPEAKERand just pull his glasses off,

01:27SPEAKERbut dangle it on one arm.

01:28SPEAKERAnd I do that all the time now.

01:30SPEAKERSo we truly become our parents and our grandparents,

01:33SPEAKERwhich is grim.

01:34SPEAKER- It happens to everybody.

01:36SPEAKERHello, it's early.

01:37SPEAKERI'm here with my sleepy voice and my-

01:39SPEAKER- That looks gross.

01:40SPEAKER- My bottle of grass clippings.

01:42SPEAKER- Is it chlorophyll or something?

01:43SPEAKERWhat are you, do you have, are you Iron Man 2?

01:46SPEAKERIs that where you're at?

01:47SPEAKER- Isn't there chlorophyll in everything?

01:49SPEAKER- Everything green.

01:54SPEAKERI went through a green smoothie phase,

01:55SPEAKERa green juice phase for a brief period.

01:58SPEAKERAnd yeah, no, I backed out.

02:02SPEAKERYou're making a face.

02:03SPEAKER- Okay, there's definitely kale in here.

02:05SPEAKER- Yeah, that's a minus.

02:07SPEAKER- Maybe some chard or something?

02:09SPEAKER- Swiss or other?

02:10SPEAKER- Probably Swiss.

02:11SPEAKER- I like a Swiss chard.

02:12SPEAKER- We've been hitting the farmer's market a lot lately.

02:15SPEAKERWe've got excess greens.

02:16SPEAKER- I grill a Swiss chard a lot.

02:18SPEAKER- Whoa.

02:19SPEAKER- I like a grilled chard.

02:20SPEAKER- Wow.

02:21SPEAKER- Yeah.

02:22SPEAKER- Like whole leaf?

02:23SPEAKER- Just a little bit, just for,

02:24SPEAKERyou put on a little olive oil and salt and pepper,

02:25SPEAKERjust for a second.

02:26SPEAKERAnd it kind of, it makes it less bitter.

02:28SPEAKER- That's gotta be like whole leaf, right?

02:30SPEAKER- Yeah, I just put the whole head on usually.

02:32SPEAKER- Big old stalk.

02:33SPEAKER- Yeah, yep.

02:34SPEAKERWe, I'm away from home.

02:39SPEAKERSo I am being lazy and I just bought

02:43SPEAKERsome Stumptown cold brew at the grocery store.

02:45SPEAKER- What?

02:46SPEAKER- And.

02:47SPEAKER- I thought I knew you.

02:48SPEAKER- Poured that in and I'm gonna go and tell you pretty good.

02:52SPEAKERI'm happy with my choices.

02:54SPEAKER- Stumptown?

02:55SPEAKER- Stumptown, it's a roaster from Portland, I think.

03:00SPEAKEROne of the famous early third wave coffee roasters

03:02SPEAKERup there with like Intelligentsia and Ritual

03:05SPEAKERand those guys.

03:07SPEAKER- These roaster names are getting out of control.

03:09SPEAKER- No, Stumptown is like a nickname for Portland.

03:13SPEAKER- Okay, fine.

03:14SPEAKERIntelligentsia, I don't know.

03:16SPEAKER- Look, Intelligentsia is from Chicago.

03:17SPEAKERThey're a little snooty.

03:18SPEAKER- Yes, well, as we know, they'll be the first to go.

03:24SPEAKER(upbeat music)

03:52SPEAKER- Welcome to "Brad and Will Made a Tech Pod."

03:54SPEAKERI'm Will.

03:55SPEAKER- I am Brad.

03:56SPEAKER- Hello.

03:57SPEAKER- Brad, I got an email last night sent to an address

04:00SPEAKERassociated with this podcast pitching a guest

04:04SPEAKERfor the Maximum PC No BS podcast,

04:08SPEAKERwhich I have not been on at this point

04:09SPEAKERin 12 and a half years.

04:11SPEAKER- Wow, also nor is that email address associated

04:14SPEAKERwith that podcast in any way whatsoever.

04:16SPEAKER- Nor has it ever been associated with this email,

04:18SPEAKERthis podcast, nor has that podcast existed

04:21SPEAKERfor at least seven or eight years at this point.

04:23SPEAKER- That one's the crazy one.

04:25SPEAKER- Yeah.

04:25SPEAKER- Try to book a guest on a show

04:26SPEAKERthat has been gone almost a decade.

04:28SPEAKER- I'm gonna, first things first,

04:30SPEAKERI need to revive the show.

04:33SPEAKERAnd then I'm gonna get your,

04:35SPEAKERI don't even wanna talk about what it was,

04:37SPEAKERbut like that stuff happens

04:39SPEAKER'cause somebody buys a list, I think.

04:40SPEAKERAnd then the list hasn't been updated

04:42SPEAKERor it was partially updated or whatever.

04:44SPEAKER- They got taken for a ride.

04:45SPEAKER- Yeah.

04:46SPEAKER- The list was worthless.

04:48SPEAKER- Wait, what if we brought that podcast back as a front?

04:52SPEAKER- Welcome to the "No BS" podcast, I'm Will.

04:54SPEAKERIt's for the, oh, no, we did the date.

04:56SPEAKERIt was welcome to the "No BS" podcast

04:58SPEAKERfor the week of Jan, July 10th, 2022.

05:02SPEAKERDon, we had good theme music for that.

05:04SPEAKERJeremy Williams did that music for us, as I recall.

05:06SPEAKER- I mean, I need a new computer.

05:08SPEAKERWhat if we just like start hitting up like AMD

05:11SPEAKERand Intel, like get them to send us stuff?

05:13SPEAKER- We have a podcast about technology.

05:16SPEAKERWe can just do that.

05:17SPEAKERWe don't need to make a front podcast for that, Brad.

05:19SPEAKER- I guess, I don't know.

05:20SPEAKERSometimes I feel like the name of this podcast

05:22SPEAKERmakes it a little difficult to do outreach.

05:24SPEAKER- Because it's Brad and Will, because we're too congenial.

05:28SPEAKER- Remember that time we went to that Microsoft dinner

05:29SPEAKERand they had the little name cards at the table.

05:33SPEAKER- That was the last thing I did before the pandemic.

05:35SPEAKER- Yeah, same.

05:36SPEAKERAnd it had the full name of the podcast on there.

05:38SPEAKERIt felt a little strange about it.

05:40SPEAKER- Well, I mean, look, there's like we're from the,

05:44SPEAKERthat just means we're hip and with it like the young kids.

05:47SPEAKERIt means we're being personable

05:50SPEAKERand we're putting our brands forward instead of behind.

05:53SPEAKERLike it's not like 2004 when we were trying to,

05:56SPEAKERwe're on the internet and you're trying to be a magazine,

05:58SPEAKERbut every day.

05:59SPEAKER- You know, there's nothing that people who are hip

06:01SPEAKERand with it say more often than how hip and with it they are.

06:04SPEAKER- Yeah, exactly.

06:05SPEAKERI often, I should make a t-shirt that says,

06:07SPEAKER"I am Will, I'm hip and with it."

06:10SPEAKERWhat are we talking about today, Brad?

06:12SPEAKER- You are on your annual pilgrimage to the desert once again.

06:17SPEAKER- Yeah, like last year we escaped during fire season

06:20SPEAKERand then fire season mostly just blew to the East coast,

06:23SPEAKERwhich was, I mean, pros and cons, still fire season.

06:26SPEAKER- Are they having fires now?

06:29SPEAKER- I mean, there's always fires, it's California,

06:31SPEAKERbut nothing bad yet.

06:33SPEAKER- Oh, you mean like the smoke,

06:35SPEAKERthe output blew to the East coast.

06:36SPEAKER- Yeah, last year, instead of blowing to the West

06:39SPEAKERwhere we live, the smoke just blew East

06:41SPEAKERand it ruined summer for Chicago and New York

06:44SPEAKERand people in the Northern United States.

06:46SPEAKER- Oh yeah, I have relatives in North Carolina

06:48SPEAKERwere complaining to me about the smoke.

06:50SPEAKERIf it was my doing somehow.

06:52SPEAKER- Yeah, but sorry our state is on fire.

06:54SPEAKERIt's totally, I'm sorry it's an inconvenience for you.

07:00SPEAKERThis year we just, Gina sent a message

07:03SPEAKERto the woman who owns the place and was like,

07:04SPEAKER"Hey, do you have any availability?"

07:06SPEAKERAnd she was like, "Yeah, you can come down in two weeks."

07:08SPEAKERSo we came down in two weeks, here we are.

07:10SPEAKER- Now it's two weeks later.

07:11SPEAKER- It's two and a half, yeah.

07:13SPEAKER- And you're back in Palm desert.

07:14SPEAKER- We're back in Palm desert.

07:15SPEAKERI have a hundred megabit fiber,

07:16SPEAKERwhich it turns out you can saturate pretty easily.

07:20SPEAKER- Wait, hang on, a hundred megabit fiber?

07:22SPEAKER- A hundred megabit fiber.

07:23SPEAKER- Interesting, is that, I mean,

07:24SPEAKERthat's just gotta be like an arbitrary speed limit, right?

07:26SPEAKERLike normally.

07:27SPEAKER- Oh yeah, a hundred percent.

07:28SPEAKER- Speeds in the hundred megabit category are usually cable

07:31SPEAKERor even, I guess copper doesn't go that high, does it?

07:35SPEAKER- Copper can go.

07:38SPEAKER- Like DSL, I don't even,

07:39SPEAKERwhat is even the modern incarnation

07:40SPEAKERof a copper internet connection, is it?

07:42SPEAKER- DSL probably, right?

07:43SPEAKER- Still some form of DSL?

07:44SPEAKER- Well, DSL cable's copper too.

07:46SPEAKER- Oh yeah, yeah, I guess I don't know like copper phone lines

07:48SPEAKERnot cable, coax is what I would call cable.

07:52SPEAKER- Yeah, it's, I mean, you can't do DSL super fast still.

08:01SPEAKERLike DSL still caps out at like a hundred megabit probably.

08:04SPEAKER- Yeah, that sounds-

08:05SPEAKER- I don't even know what DSL caps out at actually.

08:06SPEAKER- The plans, I was looking around where my parents live

08:09SPEAKERjust for shits into giggles to see

08:12SPEAKERwhat was available in that area.

08:13SPEAKERAnd all the DSL plans I saw were like 25 megabit down.

08:17SPEAKER- Yeah, DSL is five to 35 megabits

08:20SPEAKERis what the internet's telling me.

08:21SPEAKER- Okay, yes, that attracts.

08:23SPEAKER- And uploads are slow, one to 10 megabits.

08:25SPEAKER- Anyway, you usually see fiber connections advertised

08:28SPEAKERat least into the hundreds of megabits.

08:29SPEAKERSo a hundred, that's just gotta be an ISP cap, right?

08:32SPEAKER- My guess is that they're on there,

08:34SPEAKERthey're like, this is a vacation house for them.

08:35SPEAKERAnd they're like, hey, here is the $20 a month plan

08:38SPEAKERversus the $50 a month plan.

08:41SPEAKER- A hundred megabits is more than enough

08:42SPEAKERfor you to put on Netflix and put your kids in front of it

08:44SPEAKERso that you can have 10 minutes a piece.

08:47SPEAKER- Yeah, and it turns out it's pretty good.

08:49SPEAKERAnd it's a hundred megabits upload, which is-

08:51SPEAKER- Oh.

08:51SPEAKER- Realistically, what I care about more

08:53SPEAKERis upload at this point.

08:54SPEAKERAs long as the download is enough

08:55SPEAKERthat Netflix doesn't choke out the internet connection,

08:58SPEAKERhaving decent upload is super important.

09:00SPEAKERIt turns out for me specifically.

09:02SPEAKER- Yes, we live a strange existence.

09:04SPEAKER- Yeah.

09:05SPEAKER- That upstream matters that much, but you know.

09:07SPEAKER- The, so yeah, we packed up the Bolt, we drove down,

09:14SPEAKERI got a new, I got an accessory for the Bolt.

09:18SPEAKER- Wait, real quick, I'll back up.

09:19SPEAKERI guess the idea for this episode

09:22SPEAKERis sort of a loose discussion of like working remotely,

09:25SPEAKERtraveling and packing tech and-

09:28SPEAKER- Yeah.

09:29SPEAKER- Is that right?

09:29SPEAKER- What's the stuff we do to make traveling remotely

09:32SPEAKERand being able to, 'cause like,

09:33SPEAKERthis is a working trip for me.

09:35SPEAKERLike the kiddo and my wife are hanging out at the pool

09:37SPEAKERand doing stuff during the day.

09:39SPEAKERI'm here toiling away in the video game mines

09:42SPEAKERand the podcast mines, just like always.

09:44SPEAKER- I mean, yeah, you packed basically an entire office

09:47SPEAKERand took it with you.

09:48SPEAKER- I have all of the stuff that I need to do podcast

09:50SPEAKERand to play games for work here, yeah, and stream also.

09:55SPEAKER- And you've got a year of experience under your belt

09:57SPEAKER'cause you worked from that exact same bedroom last year.

09:59SPEAKER- It's much easier.

10:01SPEAKERIt was much easier this go round, yeah, absolutely.

10:05SPEAKER- What have you learned?

10:07SPEAKER- So, well, okay, so first off,

10:11SPEAKERif you're just going on vacation someplace

10:12SPEAKERand you don't have to work,

10:14SPEAKERand like I remain envious of people

10:16SPEAKERwho can like use a laptop for work,

10:19SPEAKERbecause again, when we're testing dev builds

10:22SPEAKERand stuff like that and grabbing screenshots

10:24SPEAKERand stuff from that,

10:25SPEAKERI not only need to like have access to a real computer,

10:28SPEAKERbut I need something that can run at like 4K 60

10:30SPEAKERin case we need to grab footage from the game.

10:33SPEAKERWe have a little bit more help with that this year

10:34SPEAKERthan we did previously, but still,

10:37SPEAKERit's like you need a real computer.

10:38SPEAKERI need a real computer.

10:39SPEAKERI can't do the laptop for this.

10:43SPEAKERSo I bring the desktop

10:45SPEAKERand basically when we load up the bolt,

10:47SPEAKERwhat I do is put all the computer stuff,

10:50SPEAKERlike there's a little secret compartment

10:51SPEAKERunderneath the main floor in the back of the car.

10:54SPEAKERUnder that is all the computer crap.

10:56SPEAKER- Wait, that's where you run your moonshine.

10:59SPEAKER- Look, moonshine's legal now,

11:01SPEAKERso we don't have to worry about it, you know.

11:03SPEAKER- I have a family member who went to county jail

11:06SPEAKERfor that very thing.

11:08SPEAKER- What, really?

11:09SPEAKERIn the 21st century?

11:10SPEAKER- No, during prohibition.

11:12SPEAKER- Oh, oh, oh, yeah, I mean, look.

11:14SPEAKER- And a much older family member who's no longer-

11:16SPEAKER- We all know people who had,

11:19SPEAKERwe know multiple people who have family history there.

11:22SPEAKER- That the family apocrypha is that he took it down

11:25SPEAKERto the factory and sold it to the workers

11:27SPEAKERgetting off the shift.

11:29SPEAKER- I can see that, it seems like a good call.

11:30SPEAKERLike you take your mason jars out

11:32SPEAKERand you're back at the old family truckster.

11:37SPEAKERThere were definitely valleys when I was a kid near Bristol

11:40SPEAKERthat we were not allowed to drive down.

11:42SPEAKER- Interesting.

11:43SPEAKER- Yeah, like a friend of mine had a vacation house

11:45SPEAKERout in the wilderness,

11:48SPEAKERand like you could go as far as his house,

11:50SPEAKERbut once the road turned to gravel,

11:51SPEAKERyou weren't allowed to drive down it anymore,

11:52SPEAKER'cause that's where you get to the moonshiners.

11:54SPEAKER- That's where the ill shit goes down.

11:56SPEAKER- Yeah, it's where people ain't coming back the same.

12:01SPEAKER- I mean, there's a, I may have mentioned it before,

12:03SPEAKERthere's a still in the family.

12:05SPEAKER- Yeah.

12:06SPEAKER- There's a still still in the family.

12:07SPEAKER- Yeah, you have a family still, that's nice.

12:09SPEAKERThat's convenient.

12:10SPEAKER- A still that was operated in the woods

12:11SPEAKERfor quite a few years has now been like shined up

12:14SPEAKERand is now serving as like landscaping decoration.

12:17SPEAKER- Well, my parents bought this place

12:19SPEAKERbefore I was born in Hickory Tree,

12:20SPEAKER'cause they were realtors then,

12:22SPEAKERand they would like, if they saw something and say that,

12:24SPEAKERlike they would just buy it and hold onto it,

12:26SPEAKER'cause land was cheap in Bristol at the time.

12:28SPEAKERAnd they bought a place with a little creek

12:30SPEAKERand a dam on it, and when they were digging up

12:33SPEAKERto fix the dam, they dug up a buried still

12:37SPEAKERand a bunch of moonshine, yeah.

12:39SPEAKER- Wow, wait, in the jar?

12:41SPEAKER- In the jars, in the jugs.

12:42SPEAKER- Dude, like buried under dirt?

12:44SPEAKER- Buried under a little bit of leaves and dirt, yeah.

12:47SPEAKER- Holy crap.

12:48SPEAKER- Yeah, this was like 40 years ago,

12:49SPEAKERso it's safe to talk about now.

12:52SPEAKER- Any sign, I mean, it'd be tough to date,

12:53SPEAKERbut any sign at all how old it was?

12:55SPEAKER- They left it out and it went away, so fairly fresh.

12:59SPEAKER- Okay.

12:59SPEAKER- They left it out so they didn't get shot.

13:01SPEAKER- Uh-huh, I see, I see.

13:04SPEAKER- Yeah, there were fresh signs of use

13:05SPEAKERas my father described it.

13:07SPEAKER- Oh, okay, okay, this is not like a previous generation.

13:10SPEAKER- No, this was like the hiding spot

13:12SPEAKERfor somebody who was squatting on somebody.

13:14SPEAKER'Cause like the move, I can't believe

13:16SPEAKERwe're talking about this, but the move, as I understand it,

13:18SPEAKERis that you would never put the still up on your own land

13:20SPEAKERbecause then it can be traced back to you, right?

13:22SPEAKERYou put the still up, you go squat

13:24SPEAKERon a neighbor's hill someplace

13:26SPEAKERand you set up your shed over there.

13:28SPEAKERAnd then it's like if you're planting weed

13:30SPEAKERin the corn fields,

13:31SPEAKERyou don't plant the weed in your corn field,

13:33SPEAKERyou plant it in your neighbor's corn field

13:34SPEAKERso that then they have plausible deniability.

13:36SPEAKER- Everybody knows that.

13:37SPEAKER- Yeah, it's just common sense.

13:39SPEAKERSo anyway, yeah, that's my,

13:45SPEAKERI have a disturbing number of moonshine stories

13:47SPEAKERwhen I think about it, but I'm gonna move on.

13:48SPEAKER- Same, anyway.

13:50SPEAKER- We, so, okay, so we drove down in the bolt,

13:53SPEAKERit's a small car, we are bringing a month worth of crap.

13:56SPEAKERBut the nice thing about coming to the desert

13:57SPEAKERis basically I have like three pairs of shorts

14:00SPEAKERand like five t-shirts and that's pretty much what I need.

14:04SPEAKERIt's a dry hoodie if it gets cold in the house.

14:06SPEAKER- It's a dry heat, right?

14:07SPEAKER- Yeah, it is a very dry heat.

14:11SPEAKERBut we got, I got an ODB adapter

14:14SPEAKERwhich plugs into like the data port for the car.

14:16SPEAKER- Okay.

14:17SPEAKER- And so one of the things that annoys me about the bolt

14:20SPEAKERis you don't get like battery stats through carplay.

14:24SPEAKERSo like, you know what the battery percentage is

14:27SPEAKERand all that stuff, but you don't get,

14:28SPEAKERwhen you plug your phone into the car,

14:31SPEAKERlike the route planner app can't interface

14:34SPEAKERwith the car directly to find out like how much charge

14:36SPEAKERthere is and stuff like that as we're driving.

14:39SPEAKERThis ODB adapter plugs in and connects to the phone

14:41SPEAKERwith Bluetooth and it gives that information.

14:43SPEAKERSo like, instead of having to do three 40 minute stops

14:46SPEAKERlast year to charge, this year we did two 40 minute stops

14:49SPEAKERand one like 15 minute stop,

14:53SPEAKERwhich made the whole thing much more humane.

14:55SPEAKER- Well, that's efficiency, I got two questions.

14:58SPEAKER- I think we could have done it in two stops

15:00SPEAKERif we were a little ballsier and or ran the air conditioner

15:03SPEAKERlike five minutes less.

15:05SPEAKER- Number one, I only know ODB to stand for one thing.

15:09SPEAKER- Yeah.

15:10SPEAKER- I don't think this is the old dirty bastard adapter.

15:14SPEAKER- No, it is not.

15:16SPEAKERI mean, I thought that too, but it is, what is an ODB?

15:21SPEAKERIt's a vehicle interface adapter.

15:23SPEAKERIt is, I don't know what ODB stands for though.

15:26SPEAKER- Oh wait, are you sure it's not OBD?

15:28SPEAKER- OBD, sorry, I'm dyslexic.

15:30SPEAKER- Okay, OBD adapter.

15:32SPEAKERI don't see that that stands for anything.

15:36SPEAKERI'm seeing it referred to as like OBD link.

15:38SPEAKER- That's it's, so it's like a wide,

15:41SPEAKERit looks like an old parallel port almost.

15:42SPEAKERIt's a weird, it's the thing that you're,

15:44SPEAKERit's the thing that your mechanic plugs in

15:46SPEAKERto find out why the check engine light is.

15:47SPEAKEROh, it's onboard diagnostics is what it stands for.

15:49SPEAKER- Oh, okay, that stands to reason.

15:51SPEAKERCar adapters, car plugs, car ports are weird.

15:53SPEAKERYou know, like the den on the back of a head unit

15:56SPEAKERand stuff like that.

15:57SPEAKERThey all look like they are about 50 years old.

15:59SPEAKER- They are.

16:00SPEAKER- Yeah, I guess they are, actually.

16:02SPEAKER- The OBD uses an SAE J1962 data link connector,

16:07SPEAKERwhich I'm betting is a 1962 because it was designed in 1962.

16:11SPEAKER- I would believe that.

16:13SPEAKERThe other thing I was gonna ask is,

16:15SPEAKERI wonder stuff like diagnostic battery data,

16:18SPEAKERlike, is that standardized?

16:19SPEAKERAre there standard protocols for communicating

16:21SPEAKERthat kind of information that like are maybe

16:24SPEAKERmanufacturer agnostic at this point in cars?

16:27SPEAKER- Let's see, the battery thing works.

16:29SPEAKERSo you have to get specific ones that work

16:30SPEAKERwith electric cars because I believe there was an extension

16:32SPEAKERto the spec to support the battery information

16:35SPEAKERwhen they started, when electric cars became a real thing.

16:40SPEAKERBut I don't know the specific,

16:41SPEAKERI haven't gotten into the specifics of that.

16:42SPEAKERIt's an interesting topic.

16:43SPEAKERWe should maybe dig into that, that might make a good episode.

16:45SPEAKER- Yeah, like car tech, where car tech is at,

16:47SPEAKERand then specifically like hard data,

16:49SPEAKERI think is super interesting.

16:51SPEAKER- I mean, the interesting thing about this is the OBD,

16:55SPEAKERhaving access to the OBD information,

16:58SPEAKERlike let the route planner app,

17:01SPEAKERwe use a better route planner,

17:02SPEAKERwhich is like literally the name of the app

17:04SPEAKERis a better route planner.

17:06SPEAKERIt let it get live info, so it would say,

17:09SPEAKERoh, hey, you don't actually need to stop here.

17:11SPEAKERYou can go on for another 40 miles

17:13SPEAKER'cause you have enough battery.

17:14SPEAKERAnd then, 'cause the game for people

17:16SPEAKERwho haven't listened to the car episode,

17:18SPEAKERthe game with the electric car is to get in,

17:21SPEAKERlike there's a sweet spot for charging speed

17:22SPEAKERwhere you get the maximum charging speed possible.

17:25SPEAKERAnd that's from like 10% to 60% for the bolt.

17:30SPEAKERAnd then at 60%, it starts slowing down,

17:32SPEAKERjust like your phone does.

17:33SPEAKER- But then also under 10, does it slow down as well?

17:36SPEAKER- Look, man, I don't wanna ever be under 10.

17:38SPEAKER- Oh, actually there are different considerations under 10.

17:40SPEAKER- Yeah, under 10, like, so driving down five,

17:43SPEAKERit's less of a problem because there's a lot of chargers.

17:45SPEAKERBut if you're like going down 101,

17:46SPEAKERwhere chargers are a little more sparse,

17:48SPEAKERunder 10 is pretty scary.

17:50SPEAKER- That is kind of scary because like,

17:51SPEAKERI wonder what the, like,

17:53SPEAKERdo you think AAA has a solution for that at this point?

17:54SPEAKERYou know, obviously with an ICE engine,

17:58SPEAKERICE, is that the term? - Yeah.

18:00SPEAKERThey just bring you more gas.

18:01SPEAKER- Yeah, they just roll up with a five gallon,

18:03SPEAKERyou know, jug of gas.

18:05SPEAKERLike, I wonder if they've got an equivalent

18:07SPEAKERfor electric cars.

18:08SPEAKER- I would like to never find out.

18:10SPEAKER- Do you have AAA? - That's my affirmed goal.

18:13SPEAKER- Yeah.

18:13SPEAKER- I mean, maybe there's like a 10% extra battery

18:16SPEAKERunder there that I don't know about, right?

18:18SPEAKERI'm assuming no.

18:19SPEAKERAnd my intent is to never learn the real truth here.

18:23SPEAKER- That is responsible electric vehicle operation.

18:26SPEAKER- Yeah, so, okay.

18:27SPEAKERSo I brought the desktop computer, which is stupid.

18:30SPEAKERI also brought the Xbox Series S

18:32SPEAKER'cause we released on that.

18:33SPEAKERIt's nice to be able to test that stuff

18:34SPEAKERwhen it gets to our staging servers.

18:37SPEAKER- Are you able to get by with just an S?

18:38SPEAKERI mean, obviously you're making a game for the Xbox,

18:41SPEAKERnot just playing one.

18:42SPEAKERDo you not, you don't have to play both builds

18:43SPEAKERor both versions?

18:44SPEAKER- So I don't.

18:45SPEAKERWe have other people who have coverage

18:48SPEAKERwho have both dev kits and play kits that do X testing.

18:52SPEAKERAnd then we have a couple of people who have Xs

18:54SPEAKERthat test when we get into stage.

18:56SPEAKERI think I'm the only person.

18:57SPEAKERI think Chet maybe has an S too.

18:59SPEAKERI think there's a couple of Ss in the company

19:01SPEAKERand I'm one of them.

19:02SPEAKERSo also it's so small, who cares?

19:05SPEAKER- It is.

19:06SPEAKER- And it's nice 'cause when I'm not using it for work,

19:08SPEAKERI just plug it into the big TV

19:10SPEAKER'cause it's like 110 during the day here.

19:12SPEAKERSo we're not doing a ton of stuff during the day outside.

19:15SPEAKERSo like if the kiddo wants to play Fortnite

19:16SPEAKERor Human Fall Flat or something in the living room,

19:18SPEAKERshe can on the Xbox, which is nice.

19:20SPEAKER- I'll, excuse me, early morning froggy.

19:25SPEAKER- Yeah.

19:26SPEAKER- I also have flown cross country three times now

19:29SPEAKERwith a series S and it travels pretty well.

19:32SPEAKER- It is, there's not really a lot of moving parts

19:34SPEAKERand it's like I use it as a shim to keep stuff

19:39SPEAKERfrom sliding around at the bottom of the car

19:40SPEAKER'cause it's a good size to squeeze in between two things.

19:44SPEAKER- It's pretty sturdy, it's got some bulk to it.

19:45SPEAKERI knocked it off, I'd say about a two and a half foot height

19:49SPEAKERonto the floor one time and it came out just fine so far.

19:54SPEAKERDo you know if, this is maybe kind of

19:57SPEAKERan esoteric game dev question.

19:58SPEAKERDo you know if, are there debug kits for Xbox

20:01SPEAKERthat would allow the same unit to act as both?

20:03SPEAKERLike can you like say constrain the number of GPU cores

20:06SPEAKERit's using to make an X act like an S

20:09SPEAKERfor testing and so forth?

20:10SPEAKER- Oh, I don't, as far as I know our debug kits don't do that

20:14SPEAKERbut I haven't asked, it hasn't come up.

20:16SPEAKER- 'Cause they've got the same CPU, the same I believe.

20:18SPEAKERThe bus for the storage is the same and all that.

20:20SPEAKER- Yeah, my guess is no, but I don't know.

20:23SPEAKERThe dev kits, yeah, I don't know about that.

20:29SPEAKERI don't have any experience with dev kits

20:30SPEAKERbecause we work remotely so,

20:32SPEAKERand like they're still kind of expensive

20:34SPEAKERso we only have like two of them I think.

20:36SPEAKER- Fair.

20:37SPEAKER- It's funny, we have a ton of Xbox One,

20:39SPEAKERwe also released on Xbox One so we have a ton of Xbox One

20:42SPEAKERand One X dev kits, they're a little bit easier.

20:46SPEAKERI mean, frankly, the dev kits are a little bit hard to get

20:48SPEAKEReven, I mean, they're expensive and you have to get all,

20:52SPEAKERit takes a while for them to get,

20:53SPEAKERlike you'll get them eventually, you can pre-order them

20:55SPEAKERbut it just takes a while for you to get them

20:56SPEAKERis my understanding.

20:57SPEAKER- And so there is an actual Xbox dev kit

20:59SPEAKER'cause you know, that was one of their big pitches

21:01SPEAKERdevelopers was like, hey, every Xbox can be a dev kit,

21:03SPEAKERyou know, or like a test unit I guess is the term.

21:05SPEAKERLike you can make any Xbox become a developer kit

21:09SPEAKERthat can run unsigned code

21:10SPEAKERbut is there still a quote unquote like dev kit above that?

21:14SPEAKER- It depends, every Xbox can run unsigned code

21:18SPEAKERdepends on which APIs you use is my understanding.

21:20SPEAKERSo you have a different set of APIs

21:23SPEAKERif you're converting your Xbox to a,

21:27SPEAKERif you're converting a retail Xbox to a dev kit,

21:29SPEAKERyou have access to a different set of APIs

21:32SPEAKERthan if you're in the actual developer program.

21:37SPEAKERSo yeah, like if you wanna use the full might

21:40SPEAKERof the hardware, you don't get that access

21:42SPEAKERif you're doing the conversion thing.

21:44SPEAKER- That makes sense.

21:45SPEAKER- Yeah, it's a weird, it feels kind of arbitrary

21:48SPEAKERfrom where I sit 'cause it would be really nice

21:49SPEAKERto be able to turn any of the,

21:50SPEAKERlike to go out and buy a $300 console

21:52SPEAKERand turn it into a dev kit.

21:55SPEAKERBut I'm sure there's good reasons to not do that.

21:57SPEAKERAnyway, so yeah, I have the Sears S,

21:59SPEAKERI brought the real mic and the real boom arm this year

22:01SPEAKER'cause I was like the boom arm takes up,

22:03SPEAKERlike it folds so it's like four inches wide

22:07SPEAKERand like a foot and a half long and no thickness.

22:10SPEAKER- Is that the road PSA one?

22:14SPEAKER- PSA one, yeah.

22:16SPEAKER- Mine is so creaky.

22:18SPEAKER- I put some of the, I lubed it up

22:21SPEAKERand mine doesn't creak anymore.

22:22SPEAKER- I have also done also apologies to the person

22:24SPEAKERwho provided it to me.

22:26SPEAKERIt's not your fault.

22:27SPEAKER- Oh, they just get creaky after time.

22:29SPEAKERMine's 10 years old and it makes

22:30SPEAKERa little bit of noise sometimes.

22:32SPEAKER- Yeah, mine's a couple of years at this point,

22:34SPEAKERyear and a half.

22:35SPEAKER- Yeah.

22:35SPEAKER- But anyway.

22:37SPEAKER- It's a good arm otherwise.

22:39SPEAKER- I didn't bring the spider clamp for my microphone

22:41SPEAKERwhich I kind of miss but it--

22:42SPEAKER- Shock mount.

22:43SPEAKER- The shock mount, it seemed unnecessary.

22:45SPEAKER- I don't find that I need it with this electro voice.

22:47SPEAKERI mean, we've got slightly different models

22:48SPEAKERbut mine like I type, I kinda, you know,

22:51SPEAKERI do stuff on the desk that it's mounted on and--

22:56SPEAKER- It helps if you bump into it.

22:57SPEAKERIt seems like if you bump into the arm

22:59SPEAKERbut other than that, no.

23:01SPEAKER- Well, that's just a rookie mistake.

23:02SPEAKER- Look man, so one of the nice things

23:05SPEAKERabout stripping down the whole desk at home

23:07SPEAKERto pack up and move out here for the month

23:09SPEAKERis that when I come back, I get to rearrange everything,

23:11SPEAKERlearning what I've learned for the last six months.

23:13SPEAKERI'm very excited about that.

23:17SPEAKERSo I realized if I bring the clamp-on monitor mount,

23:21SPEAKERthe pole plus the arm takes up less space

23:24SPEAKERthan one like normal monitor stand.

23:28SPEAKERSo I just brought a second monitor this year.

23:30SPEAKER- So you got to have two instead of one.

23:31SPEAKERMan, you really did disassemble everything.

23:34SPEAKER- Well, I mean, if I'm taking,

23:35SPEAKERthe monitors are on the same arm.

23:37SPEAKERThe up and down monitor's on the same arm.

23:38SPEAKERSo taking one off, I had to take both off to bring the arm.

23:40SPEAKERSo it wasn't that big a deal.

23:42SPEAKERBut yeah, so that's feeling pretty good.

23:49SPEAKERI brought the Play Date and the Steam Deck to--

23:53SPEAKER- The Switch, huh?

23:55SPEAKER- The Switch is here.

23:55SPEAKER- Oh, it is?

23:56SPEAKER- Yeah, well, we play Mario Kart probably twice a week.

23:59SPEAKER- I see.

24:00SPEAKER- Still.

24:01SPEAKER- I don't know, man.

24:02SPEAKERI still bring the Switch when I go back home.

24:06SPEAKERIt's feeling more and more superfluous to me at this point.

24:09SPEAKER- Man, they've released Pokemon Puzzle League

24:12SPEAKERfor the N64 back compat yesterday.

24:14SPEAKERSo suddenly there's a reason to have your Switch with you.

24:22SPEAKER- I suppose that's--

24:22SPEAKER- Pretty good game.

24:23SPEAKER- A good counter argument.

24:24SPEAKEROn the monitors, before we move on,

24:26SPEAKERyou told me earlier that you went through

24:29SPEAKERall that rigmarole of bringing your whole monitor set up,

24:31SPEAKERonly to find that your host has now provided a monitor.

24:34SPEAKER- Yeah, there's a pretty good BenQ 1440p monitor

24:38SPEAKERjust sitting here when I got here.

24:39SPEAKER- Wow, that was not there last year, I take it.

24:41SPEAKER- Was not here last year.

24:42SPEAKER- Do you think, what if they bought that for you?

24:45SPEAKER- Well, so the people who own this place,

24:48SPEAKERthe guy runs a podcast.

24:49SPEAKERI don't know what the podcast is, or I'd plug it.

24:53SPEAKER- God, everybody has a podcast now.

24:55SPEAKER- I mean, middle-aged white guys all have podcasts, Brad.

24:57SPEAKERThat's the takeaway.

25:02SPEAKERThe Airbnb picture had an Elgato deck light on it,

25:07SPEAKERon the desk, clamped on the desk in the picture.

25:11SPEAKER- Okay, I see.

25:12SPEAKERIf you knew what kind of establishment

25:14SPEAKERyou were walking into.

25:15SPEAKER- Well, yeah, and clearly they've set decorated

25:18SPEAKERthe background, there's a bird and a plant.

25:21SPEAKERThey follow all the rules.

25:23SPEAKERThe background of the Zoom shot, when I'm on Zoom calls,

25:26SPEAKERfollows all the rules of the rate your Zoom.

25:32SPEAKERThe people who rate people's Zooms

25:33SPEAKERwho are on CNN or whatever.

25:35SPEAKER- I'd say that's at least a seven from where I sit.

25:37SPEAKERMaybe if you made the bed, it would be an eight.

25:39SPEAKER- Well, I usually make the bed,

25:40SPEAKERbut this is not a video podcast.

25:42SPEAKER- Fair.

25:44SPEAKER- Yeah, so let's see, that's it, I think.

25:47SPEAKEROh, and then I brought two, it's funny,

25:50SPEAKER'cause like the bag of cables and accessories

25:52SPEAKERis as big as the computer case.

25:54SPEAKER- Nice, you know you're living that life

25:57SPEAKERwhen you've got that many adapters and cables.

26:00SPEAKER- Dude, it takes so fucking many cables to keep,

26:02SPEAKERlike I have to bring the antenna

26:04SPEAKERand I brought 100 feet of ethernet and some gaff tape

26:07SPEAKERto run a cable down the hall from the router.

26:10SPEAKER- Oh, that's right, last year you were on,

26:12SPEAKERagain, in that same spot, but on questionable wifi

26:15SPEAKERfor the whole month and that was like-

26:17SPEAKER- Yeah, it was like the end of the long chain

26:20SPEAKERon the mesh network and it turns out

26:23SPEAKERit's not where I wanna be.

26:24SPEAKER- For trying to do a low latency podcast recording,

26:26SPEAKERlet's say, it was less than ideal.

26:28SPEAKER- Yeah, it wasn't great or anything that requires upstream

26:31SPEAKERwas pretty bad.

26:34SPEAKERSo the big thing on the cable front that I did this year

26:36SPEAKERwas I bought a big multi-pack of adjustable zip ties,

26:40SPEAKERreusable zip ties, so they have like a little thumb

26:43SPEAKERthat you can push the key down and pull them back off.

26:46SPEAKERYeah, they're awesome, check this.

26:48SPEAKERIt's gonna blow your mind.

26:51SPEAKER- I'm watching him tie a zip tie.

26:54SPEAKEROh, there's that click.

26:55SPEAKERNow you'll never use that thing again.

26:56SPEAKEROh, what, what?

26:58SPEAKERMan, look at that. - Magic.

26:59SPEAKER- It's so like a regular zip tie

27:01SPEAKERwith one extra little piece on it.

27:03SPEAKER- Well, so what I did this time was for each device,

27:06SPEAKERI bundled all the cables together.

27:07SPEAKERSo like the PC had the display port cables,

27:10SPEAKERthe power cable, all wrapped up in one big bundle, right?

27:15SPEAKERThe audio interface had the USB-C

27:18SPEAKERand XLR cables bundled up together.

27:20SPEAKERThe console had the HDMI

27:22SPEAKERand the power cable bundled up together.

27:25SPEAKERAnd this, it turns out, has some real benefits,

27:28SPEAKERwhich is I could just reach into the bin,

27:31SPEAKERgrab the cable out that I needed,

27:33SPEAKERand I only got the cables that I needed

27:36SPEAKERfor each device when I needed it.

27:38SPEAKER- That's smart.

27:39SPEAKER- And once I got here, I was able to use the extra zip ties

27:42SPEAKERto kind of tidy up the cables a little bit

27:44SPEAKERso it's not a whole living nightmare under the desk.

27:46SPEAKER- You were really doing it this year.

27:49SPEAKER- Yeah, so I mean, look, I'm here for a 12th of the year, so.

27:52SPEAKER- That's fair.

27:53SPEAKERWe could do the math on how much of your life that is,

27:55SPEAKERespecially over maybe multiple years.

27:57SPEAKER- Yeah, so that's pretty much it.

28:00SPEAKERHaving two monitors, it turns out pretty nice.

28:03SPEAKER- Pretty good, it's very hard to go back.

28:05SPEAKER- Once you're used to having two monitors,

28:07SPEAKERespecially if you're doing like any kind of streaming

28:09SPEAKERor anything like that where you need to have two things open,

28:11SPEAKERlike last year I used my laptop setting off to the side,

28:14SPEAKERbut that presented a whole other host of pain in the ass.

28:19SPEAKERAnd yeah, it's like, I've gotten it to the point

28:22SPEAKERthat it took me like four hours to tear everything down.

28:25SPEAKERIt took me about three hours, two hours,

28:27SPEAKERtwo and a half hours to set everything up.

28:29SPEAKERI'm sure it'll take longer next year.

28:32SPEAKERI mean, when I get home to put everything back together,

28:34SPEAKERbut I'm gonna field strip the desk

28:36SPEAKERand like replace cables and get right length cables

28:40SPEAKERand stuff like that for everything I think is the plan.

28:42SPEAKER- It's pretty good overhead.

28:44SPEAKER- Yeah, I feel pretty good about it.

28:47SPEAKER- On the monitor stuff, I, you know,

28:48SPEAKERI've got two 27-inch 1440p monitors here.

28:52SPEAKER- We're aware, Brad.

28:53SPEAKER- What?

28:54SPEAKER- We've talked about your monitors.

28:56SPEAKER- I'm just trying to establish context, God damn it.

28:59SPEAKERI don't know who hasn't ever listened

29:00SPEAKERto this podcast before.

29:03SPEAKER- I'm just giving you grief.

29:05SPEAKER- You try to over explain for the benefit

29:07SPEAKERof first time listeners and you get nothing.

29:08SPEAKER- I know, I know, I know.

29:09SPEAKERI'm a bad person, I'm sorry.

29:11SPEAKER- No, it's less you.

29:12SPEAKERAnyway, what was I even saying?

29:16SPEAKERThe point is though, going from two 27-inch monitors

29:18SPEAKERto a 14-inch MacBook, a bit restrictive

29:22SPEAKERwhen I was working remote, did we talk about this?

29:25SPEAKERI got to the point where I was using the iPad,

29:27SPEAKERmy 10-inch iPad Pro as a second monitor.

29:30SPEAKER- Yeah, I can see that.

29:31SPEAKER- Which basically works.

29:33SPEAKERAre they still calling that sidecar?

29:34SPEAKERI think that's what that feature started out as.

29:35SPEAKER- I think it has a different name now.

29:37SPEAKER- It may just be mirror display now or something,

29:40SPEAKERbut it's weird using a track pad

29:42SPEAKERon an iPad is kind of strange, but.

29:46SPEAKER- Well, that would be weird.

29:47SPEAKER- It mostly works.

29:48SPEAKERThe mouse cursor is like a little dot.

29:49SPEAKERIt's like a little translucent dot that moves around.

29:52SPEAKER- Really?

29:52SPEAKER- Except when it's in Mac OS mode,

29:53SPEAKERit just is literally another monitor.

29:56SPEAKERIt just looks like Mac OS with an arrow and everything,

29:58SPEAKERbut you can also control the iPad like iOS or iPad OS,

30:01SPEAKERI guess they call it now.

30:02SPEAKER- Wait, you can control that from your MacBook?

30:05SPEAKER- Yes, with the track pad on the MacBook.

30:07SPEAKERAnd again, like I said, the cursor at that point,

30:09SPEAKERit's a little translucent dot that moves around.

30:10SPEAKERIt's very strange.

30:11SPEAKER- Oh, oh, oh, it's the assistant thing.

30:13SPEAKERIt's the assistant dot that you see

30:15SPEAKERwhen you're using like an external device.

30:17SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

30:18SPEAKER- Okay, okay.

30:20SPEAKERIt's, you know, it's in a pinch

30:21SPEAKERfor monitoring or recording or something.

30:23SPEAKERIt does the job.

30:24SPEAKER- You're back there enough these days

30:26SPEAKERthat it might be worth looking at like getting a cheap,

30:30SPEAKERlike you can get a $100 monitor

30:32SPEAKERthat's pretty good for that kind of use now.

30:34SPEAKER- We almost did that.

30:35SPEAKERThey have, as a matter of fact,

30:37SPEAKERthey have that same old Dell that I had two of

30:40SPEAKERthat I got rid of finally.

30:41SPEAKER- Oh, the 2415 or whatever?

30:45SPEAKER- Oh God, oh no.

30:46SPEAKER- Am I forgetting it? - Do you remember the number?

30:48SPEAKER- Oh man.

30:50SPEAKER- The year was in there and 24 was in there.

30:52SPEAKERI don't remember what number. - It's the 2005 FPW.

30:54SPEAKERThere was also a 2405 FPW.

30:57SPEAKERAnyway, theirs is in very good shape

30:58SPEAKER'cause they don't use it much.

30:59SPEAKERI bought it for them for Christmas ages ago.

31:02SPEAKERAnyway, yeah, every time I go there,

31:06SPEAKERI have to resist spending a bunch of their money

31:10SPEAKERupgrading all of their tech.

31:12SPEAKER- Yeah, don't do that.

31:14SPEAKER- Their WiFi is woefully outdated.

31:16SPEAKERThat monitor is 15 years old.

31:18SPEAKERI was like, you should get a new monitor

31:19SPEAKERand a new router and like this and that.

31:22SPEAKER- But they're fine.

31:24SPEAKER- Yeah.

31:28SPEAKER- I've been looking at like those portable monitors.

31:30SPEAKERI don't know if you've seen those,

31:31SPEAKERbut they're like USB bus powered.

31:34SPEAKERSo basically like a laptop screen.

31:36SPEAKER- Yes, we need to talk about USB-C on this episode,

31:38SPEAKERbut we'll get there.

31:39SPEAKERBut a lot of those portable monitors I've been seeing

31:40SPEAKERare in fact USB-C powered.

31:42SPEAKER- Yeah, and like they're still kind of expensive

31:46SPEAKER'cause they're kind of a specialty item,

31:48SPEAKERbut it would be really nice to have just a small monitor

31:50SPEAKERI could just clamp on right on the side of the display.

31:54SPEAKERAnd that would solve me having to bring two monitors

31:56SPEAKERfor something like this, I think.

31:57SPEAKER- Oh, do they come with mounting hardware?

31:59SPEAKER- No, but you look, the mounting hardware is cheap

32:01SPEAKERand is easily available.

32:04SPEAKER- I think most of the ones I've seen

32:05SPEAKERare like 13 to 15 inch, right?

32:07SPEAKER- Yeah, usually they're like, think about laptop size.

32:10SPEAKER- Right, and they're right.

32:12SPEAKERI think the cheapest on sale,

32:13SPEAKERI've seen them in like 300 bucks now, which is like--

32:15SPEAKER- That feels like too much.

32:16SPEAKER- Still pricey for that size of screen,

32:18SPEAKERbut like it's getting there.

32:19SPEAKERI mean, what is doing the video output at that point?

32:22SPEAKERIs it like Thunderbolt over USB-C?

32:27SPEAKERIs that a display? - My guess is

32:27SPEAKERit's DisplayPort over USB-C or Thunderbolt over USB-C, yeah.

32:30SPEAKER- Right, but the screens I assume are just dumb screens,

32:33SPEAKERright, like they don't have any video processing in them.

32:37SPEAKER- I mean, I'm sure they could be USB devices

32:39SPEAKERthat are gonna have all the pros and cons of USB devices,

32:45SPEAKERbut my guess is that they're, for the most part,

32:48SPEAKERpretty, pretty stupid, just displays.

32:50SPEAKER- I've read a decent amount of discussion

32:52SPEAKERfrom people who've bought early models of those things,

32:54SPEAKERand like the concept is awesome.

32:56SPEAKERThe one thing that really,

32:57SPEAKERI'm not looking to buy one anytime soon,

32:59SPEAKERbut latency is the one complaint I've seen

33:01SPEAKERthat actually would be kind of a deal breaker for me.

33:04SPEAKER- Well, so my understanding is that latency is bad

33:07SPEAKERin a video game context, but probably negligible

33:10SPEAKERin a desktop context. - Yeah, you're probably right.

33:11SPEAKERIt's probably fine for that.

33:14SPEAKER- But yeah, like the USB, the big change for me

33:17SPEAKERfrom this year to last year is that everything I brought

33:20SPEAKERwith me is USB-C at this point, I think,

33:24SPEAKERexcept for my phone, which is lightning.

33:26SPEAKER- I have been feeling that probably

33:28SPEAKERsince the beginning of the year.

33:28SPEAKERI think USB-C finally happened.

33:31SPEAKER- Yeah, like- - I think it happened.

33:33SPEAKER- Last year I had some micro USB controllers

33:36SPEAKER'cause I brought probably an Xbox Series S controller,

33:39SPEAKERor Xbox One S controller, which I think was micro USB.

33:45SPEAKER- One controllers were micro, yes.

33:47SPEAKER- Yeah, but this year I brought a PS DualSense

33:50SPEAKERand an Xbox Series controller.

33:54SPEAKERAnd like I brought a pair of wireless headphones

33:57SPEAKERfor the kiddo to use.

33:59SPEAKERMy audio interface is USB-C now, my keyboard's USB-C now.

34:04SPEAKER- I guess my mouse pad and mouse are still micro USB,

34:08SPEAKERbut they have their own cables, so who cares?

34:10SPEAKER- I think it feels like in the last year-ish.

34:12SPEAKERSo yeah, like the new console controllers are USB-C.

34:15SPEAKERI think in the last year,

34:16SPEAKERjust USB-C became the default connector for everything.

34:19SPEAKERLike that Motu audio interface I bought uses it.

34:22SPEAKERI bought a new Kindle, that's USB-C.

34:24SPEAKERI got this iPhone SE, it's still lightning cable,

34:26SPEAKERbut it's USB-C on the other end and not A.

34:31SPEAKERLooking around the room here,

34:32SPEAKERit just feels like we're there.

34:34SPEAKER- Yeah, it's the time.

34:36SPEAKER- Which I guess is good.

34:37SPEAKER- It's funny 'cause I feel like Norm and I first saw USB-C

34:40SPEAKERat CES in like 2010 or 2011 or 2011 or 2012.

34:46SPEAKERIt was when we were still in the whiskey basement.

34:47SPEAKERAnd like that, I remember thinking,

34:51SPEAKERoh man, this is gonna be really cool when it finally lands.

34:53SPEAKERAnd now a mere 10 years later, here we are finally.

34:57SPEAKER- Standards, they take a while to proliferate.

34:59SPEAKER- Well, but like, if you think about it like as recently as

35:02SPEAKERprobably two years ago, I might've even brought a micro,

35:05SPEAKERa mini USB cable in case I had like a, you know,

35:10SPEAKERcamera or something that I needed to plug in.

35:12SPEAKERBut like my GoPro is USB-C now.

35:15SPEAKERAll, everything I have is USB-C.

35:17SPEAKER- Yeah, I mean that, excuse me,

35:19SPEAKERthat Yeti that became my out of town mic

35:21SPEAKERis still mini USB, for example.

35:23SPEAKER- Oh wow, that's mini?

35:24SPEAKER- Yeah.

35:25SPEAKER- Well, that's funny.

35:26SPEAKERThe Yeti I used to have was a USB-A,

35:29SPEAKERthe not host end.

35:31SPEAKER- Interesting.

35:32SPEAKER- Yeah, it was the big chunky plug.

35:34SPEAKER- I wouldn't be shocked if even the Yeti

35:36SPEAKERis coming off the line now or USB-C.

35:38SPEAKER- I would hope everything.

35:39SPEAKERDid you see that Elizabeth Warren came out

35:43SPEAKERon the phone charger?

35:44SPEAKERShe was like, hey, the EU has a smart,

35:46SPEAKERshe was smart enough to not say,

35:47SPEAKERhey, the EU does this smart

35:48SPEAKERso that the right wing people don't go crazy.

35:51SPEAKERBut she did say, hey, it's stupid that we make people

35:55SPEAKERbuy new chargers all the time

35:56SPEAKERand don't just use USB-C for everything,

35:58SPEAKERwhich is, I mean, I guess on smartphones,

36:03SPEAKEReverything's USB-C or lightning at this point.

36:05SPEAKER- Yeah, Apple's gotta be the only holdout

36:07SPEAKERat this point, right?

36:08SPEAKERAnd it feels like the rumors get stronger every year

36:11SPEAKERthat they're finally gonna make the switch

36:12SPEAKERlike in the next year or two.

36:14SPEAKER- I mean, I think once Johnny Ive left,

36:16SPEAKERthe main antagonist against USB-C probably went away.

36:21SPEAKER- That's fair.

36:21SPEAKERGod, remember the last switch

36:24SPEAKERfrom the 40 pin to the lightning?

36:25SPEAKER- Oh God.

36:26SPEAKER- The wailing and gnashing of teeth

36:28SPEAKERthat accompanied that.

36:29SPEAKER- I literally just got rid of the last one

36:31SPEAKERof those adapters when I was cleaning up my office

36:33SPEAKERa few weeks ago.

36:34SPEAKER- Wow.

36:35SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah.

36:36SPEAKER- Maybe it won't be as bad this time

36:37SPEAKER'cause USB-C is on everything else,

36:39SPEAKERbut I don't know, you tell me.

36:42SPEAKER- I mean, I feel like this has been

36:43SPEAKERa more gentle transition, but we'll see.

36:46SPEAKER- Yeah, I think the point that I realized

36:48SPEAKERthat this had finally flipped over was where I went,

36:51SPEAKERI went from being annoyed when things are USB-C

36:54SPEAKERto being annoyed when they're USB-A now.

36:56SPEAKERLike now I'm annoyed at having to keep adapters around

36:59SPEAKERto use USB-C stuff 'cause like this MacBook is all C.

37:04SPEAKERLike I want things to be C now

37:05SPEAKERinstead of wanting them to be A.

37:07SPEAKER- Yeah, like as I was packing for this trip,

37:09SPEAKERI was like, I need to buy,

37:11SPEAKERlike I have a couple of travel size

37:13SPEAKERlike four port USB-A chargers,

37:16SPEAKERand it became clear that I needed to buy

37:18SPEAKERsome multi USB-C chargers for things like phones

37:21SPEAKERand watches and stuff like that.

37:24SPEAKER- What, I was gonna say like the interesting thing for me

37:29SPEAKERis that this year has definitely been the year

37:31SPEAKERthat it went from, oh, I need to chuck

37:33SPEAKERa couple of USB-C cables into my bag

37:35SPEAKERto like here's all the micro cables and like one mini cable

37:40SPEAKERand then a couple of USB-Cs just in case.

37:43SPEAKER'Cause like last year I rolled in here

37:45SPEAKERwith exactly the right number of USB-Cs

37:47SPEAKERand I actually had a problem 'cause I couldn't,

37:49SPEAKERlike I had to buy a USB-C when I was here

37:51SPEAKER'cause I forgot that the camera uses USB-C

37:54SPEAKERand I didn't have anything to charge stuff with,

37:57SPEAKERlike charge controllers with.

37:58SPEAKER- That's why you never only bring just enough.

38:00SPEAKER- Yeah, well, I mean, look,

38:02SPEAKERsometimes minimalism is not my strong point

38:05SPEAKERit turns out when you're traveling like this.

38:06SPEAKERBut yeah, so this year it's definitely like,

38:10SPEAKERoh, I need to chuck in a bunch of USB-Cs

38:12SPEAKERand then I'll put in one or two micros and minis.

38:14SPEAKERI don't think I have a mini, but micros just in case.

38:17SPEAKER- The future is now the best of 2010 technology.

38:20SPEAKER- 2012, 2012. - 2012, sorry.

38:22SPEAKER- Yeah, so what's, okay, so you've been traveling too,

38:25SPEAKERbut you're going on airplanes instead of driving.

38:28SPEAKERSo you're traveling a little lighter by necessity, I think.

38:30SPEAKER- Yes, although boy, that first trip out,

38:33SPEAKERDecember was the first time I had been out there

38:35SPEAKERbefore the pandemic.

38:36SPEAKERSo that was two plus years.

38:39SPEAKERHad to remember how to fly, had to remember that,

38:41SPEAKERoh, wow, I should not pack that backpack that full of stuff.

38:44SPEAKER- Boy, were your arms tired.

38:45SPEAKER- There were like six, I'm trying to count in my head,

38:48SPEAKERlike six different items that I had to pull out for TSA

38:51SPEAKERthat were electronics in nature

38:52SPEAKERand put on the conveyor belt.

38:54SPEAKER- Do you not have pre?

38:55SPEAKER- No.

38:57SPEAKER- Brad. - I should.

38:58SPEAKER- Okay, well, right now it doesn't make a ton of sense.

39:02SPEAKER- Well, I have flown out there and back three times

39:04SPEAKERin the last six months.

39:05SPEAKERSo it would have paid quite a bit of sense, but you know.

39:08SPEAKER- So if you travel a lot

39:09SPEAKERand if you tend to carry a lot of gear,

39:12SPEAKERlike spending the $70 every five years on pre,

39:15SPEAKERand just to be clear, I think the $70 is just to pay

39:18SPEAKERfor a background check or something.

39:19SPEAKER- Oh yeah, yeah, it's cheap, the bigger problem for me

39:21SPEAKERis that it's impossible to book the appointments around here.

39:24SPEAKERLike you can only do it at SFO last I checked,

39:26SPEAKERwhich it's like a pain to get to SFO in the first place

39:28SPEAKERand also the appointments are like weeks out.

39:31SPEAKER- Well, I mean, like when I did it, I did it at Oakland

39:34SPEAKERand it was like five days, like four weeks out

39:37SPEAKERwhen I booked the appointment.

39:40SPEAKERIt's worth going through the hassle.

39:41SPEAKER- Oh, I definitely get, I absolutely,

39:43SPEAKERevery time I fly and bring all that stuff,

39:45SPEAKERalthough I've been going out there so much,

39:46SPEAKERI've actually like left half of that stuff there at this

39:49SPEAKERpoint, which I mean, I'm at the point now where I like,

39:52SPEAKERI bought a pair of shoes to leave there this time,

39:54SPEAKERyou know, which helps quite a bit, but yes,

39:56SPEAKERlike every time I unpack all that stuff, I'm like, man,

40:00SPEAKERwhat if I didn't have to do this or take off my shoes?

40:03SPEAKER- Yeah, the not having to take off your shoes,

40:04SPEAKERit goes from being like a 30 minutes minimum through security

40:08SPEAKERto about five minutes usually at SFO in my experience.

40:11SPEAKER- Oh, that sounds so nice, I should just do it,

40:12SPEAKERI'm just gonna do it.

40:13SPEAKER- Yeah, just do it.

40:14SPEAKERYou know what, next time you fly back,

40:16SPEAKERbut next time you make a decision to fly back,

40:17SPEAKERjust book the appointment for the morning

40:19SPEAKERbefore your flight.

40:21SPEAKERThat's what Norm did.

40:22SPEAKER- Wait, I assumed there would still be like,

40:24SPEAKERand this is another reason I keep putting it off,

40:25SPEAKERis I assumed even after the interview,

40:27SPEAKERthere was still probably like weeks of processing

40:29SPEAKERand bureaucracy.

40:30SPEAKER- Yeah, there'll be a couple of weeks of processing,

40:32SPEAKERbut at least you'll have the appointment done

40:35SPEAKERand you won't have to go out to SFO for a special,

40:36SPEAKERmake a special trip to SFO.

40:38SPEAKER- Fair, fair.

40:39SPEAKER- Yeah, okay, so what do you take?

40:41SPEAKERWhat's your move?

40:43SPEAKER- At this point, I'm on the MacBook Pro,

40:45SPEAKERthe Xbox Series S, a Switch, although, like I said,

40:48SPEAKERI'm not doing a whole lot with the Switch these days,

40:50SPEAKERbut it seems like malpractice not to bring one.

40:54SPEAKER- Do you bring like your grippy thing

40:56SPEAKERor do you have a grippy thing?

40:57SPEAKER- Oh, I don't have a grippy thing.

40:58SPEAKER- Oh, you should get a grippy thing for the Switch,

41:00SPEAKERit makes it much more easy to play.

41:01SPEAKER- I should probably get a grippy thing.

41:02SPEAKER- Much more comfortable.

41:04SPEAKER- Gosh, Kindle, iPad.

41:06SPEAKER- Yeah.

41:07SPEAKER- That's kind of it now, everything else lives there.

41:12SPEAKERLike even a mic stand, microphone and stand

41:14SPEAKERand Xbox controller, all kinds of stuff out there.

41:19SPEAKERAnyway.

41:20SPEAKER- I almost didn't bring the Rode Arm this time

41:23SPEAKER'cause I was like, I could just buy a $20 arm from Amazon

41:28SPEAKERand treat it as disposable.

41:30SPEAKER- That's exactly what I did.

41:31SPEAKERI went on the Discord and just asked Ed.

41:34SPEAKER- Yeah.

41:34SPEAKER- 'Cause Ed knows, I just said,

41:35SPEAKERhey, just what's the best floor stand?

41:37SPEAKERHe's a big floor stand guy.

41:39SPEAKER- Oh, interesting.

41:40SPEAKER- And the floor stand he pointed me to was like 40 bucks

41:42SPEAKERand exactly what I needed.

41:44SPEAKER- Oh, there you go.

41:44SPEAKER- And that would drive a well if you, anyway.

41:47SPEAKERI also hate unpacking all my electronics in the TSA line

41:51SPEAKER'cause I hate getting them all banged up.

41:55SPEAKER- My feeling is that things should be used.

41:58SPEAKER- Oh, I agree.

41:59SPEAKERBut like, you know, that's not what I would consider use.

42:03SPEAKERThat's my typical, like throwing stuff around in bins

42:06SPEAKERand sending it through x-rays

42:07SPEAKERis not what I consider normal use for electronics.

42:10SPEAKER- But what's the Japanese thing

42:12SPEAKERwhere when you break a dish, you mend it

42:14SPEAKERin a way that's beautiful?

42:16SPEAKER- Whoa, that sounds like a very elegant philosophy.

42:19SPEAKERI don't know.

42:21SPEAKERMend it as in like literally glue it back together?

42:23SPEAKER- It's kintsugi, I think.

42:26SPEAKERYeah, so you mend pottery that's broken with gold.

42:30SPEAKER- Oh, huh.

42:31SPEAKER- And it repairs it and makes it lovely

42:32SPEAKERand makes it look intentional when you break something.

42:36SPEAKERIt means golden joinery, please.

42:39SPEAKER- Interesting.

42:40SPEAKERSo you repair pottery with mixed lacquer,

42:44SPEAKERmixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum.

42:46SPEAKER- Wow, I don't know if that MacBook breaks in half.

42:50SPEAKERI may not be.

42:51SPEAKER- I don't think you can glue that back together.

42:52SPEAKER- Mending it with gold.

42:55SPEAKER- I mean, you could try.

42:56SPEAKER- I guess I could try.

42:57SPEAKERI finally-

42:58SPEAKER- You probably would have some thoughts.

42:58SPEAKER- Yes, I'm sure he would.

42:59SPEAKERSo I finally just, I was like, all right,

43:01SPEAKERI need a laptop sleeve, at least.

43:02SPEAKERLike the Xbox, eh, but this laptop's very expensive

43:07SPEAKERand I'm still babying it and it's a work thing.

43:09SPEAKERLike I should at least try to protect that.

43:11SPEAKERMy partner found a laptop sleeve at like a brand new one

43:15SPEAKERat the Salvation Army.

43:16SPEAKER- Ooh.

43:17SPEAKER- Let me tell you, she lives for deal hunting

43:21SPEAKERin San Francisco at thrift shops.

43:23SPEAKER- It's hard to do in San Francisco these days, too.

43:26SPEAKER- How do you figure?

43:26SPEAKER- Well, like the deal, the number of people

43:32SPEAKERwho are aware of what a good deal is on like technology

43:35SPEAKERor technology adjacent stuff in San Francisco

43:37SPEAKERis pretty high.

43:38SPEAKER- Oh yeah, yeah, you're not wrong.

43:39SPEAKERWell, this is not just tech stuff.

43:40SPEAKERI mean, this is everything.

43:41SPEAKER- Okay.

43:42SPEAKER- But like specifically the thing I was going to say is,

43:44SPEAKERand I'm not giving away the secret here,

43:45SPEAKERif you live in San Francisco.

43:47SPEAKER- Wow.

43:47SPEAKER- There are so many people of extravagant wealth

43:49SPEAKERin the city.

43:51SPEAKERYou can find so much stuff at thrift shops

43:53SPEAKERthat is brand new and very nice and like clear,

43:56SPEAKERlike literally with like the sticker still on it.

43:58SPEAKERLike just-

43:59SPEAKER- Oh yeah.

43:59SPEAKER- Like it's just ridiculous.

44:01SPEAKERLike we've got a brand new ottoman,

44:03SPEAKERlike brand new like a hundred dollar,

44:04SPEAKERlike wooden serving tray from Crate and Barrel,

44:07SPEAKERlike just all kinds of stuff.

44:08SPEAKERJust clearly never been used before.

44:10SPEAKER- Wow.

44:11SPEAKER- So she found a nice laptop sleeve there.

44:13SPEAKER- Yeah.

44:14SPEAKER- And brought it home.

44:15SPEAKER- Uh-huh.

44:16SPEAKER- It's been in glittered.

44:17SPEAKER- Did you do the glittering or did it come glittered?

44:20SPEAKER- We don't know what happened.

44:21SPEAKERWe don't know what happened, but there's glitter.

44:22SPEAKERIt's like, it was new.

44:23SPEAKERIt appeared to be new.

44:25SPEAKERNever used, but it's got glitter.

44:29SPEAKERWhat do you do about glitter?

44:30SPEAKER- Yeah, there's nothing you can do.

44:33SPEAKER- Oh man.

44:33SPEAKERDoes that one just forfeit?

44:35SPEAKER- Well, I mean, you can just assume

44:36SPEAKERit's gonna be glittered forever.

44:38SPEAKERThat's fine.

44:39SPEAKERIt's just the way you live your life now.

44:41SPEAKER- Yeah, I suppose so.

44:42SPEAKER- I bought a really fancy pen a few weeks ago

44:44SPEAKERand I didn't realize until I looked at something

44:46SPEAKERI'd written with it in the sunlight

44:47SPEAKERthat it had glitter in the ink.

44:49SPEAKER- What?

44:50SPEAKER- Yeah.

44:51SPEAKER- What monster would birth something like that?

44:53SPEAKER- I mean, it's colored, so I don't know.

44:56SPEAKERI bought a child pencil.

44:58SPEAKERMy friend Bonnie Burton calls glitter

45:00SPEAKERthe herpes of the craft world.

45:02SPEAKER- Wow.

45:03SPEAKERWell, now we've got an episode title.

45:05SPEAKER- Yeah.

45:06SPEAKER- I don't know about that.

45:07SPEAKER- It's between that and old dirty bastard adapter.

45:10SPEAKERI'm not sure.

45:11SPEAKER(laughing)

45:13SPEAKER- But no, the idea is that once you engage

45:17SPEAKERwith glitter forever, is it gonna haunt you?

45:21SPEAKER- I can attest.

45:23SPEAKER- I'm gonna go ahead and tell people that like the,

45:26SPEAKERif you're a parent and you need an emergency,

45:29SPEAKERlike Mother's Day or birthday card or something,

45:32SPEAKERor even just want to have a project

45:34SPEAKERthat you can do with the kid,

45:36SPEAKERa good thing to do is to cut out a heart

45:38SPEAKERor whatever shape you want,

45:40SPEAKERspread glue on the card,

45:42SPEAKERon the craft paper you're gonna use for the card,

45:44SPEAKERand then dump a bunch of really fine glitter on the glue.

45:47SPEAKERAnd it looks really fancy and nice.

45:48SPEAKERThe glitter never stays on the glue though, is the thing.

45:52SPEAKERThis is an outside project for a small child.

45:55SPEAKER- Glitter has a mind of its own.

45:56SPEAKERIt's like a hive mind.

45:58SPEAKERIt's like an ant colony, something about glitter,

46:00SPEAKERlike it all seems to act of a piece.

46:03SPEAKER- Well, then there have been a lot of good AMAs

46:07SPEAKERfrom people who work at or own glitter factories

46:09SPEAKERon Reddit over the years about the horrible things.

46:13SPEAKERThe other fun,

46:16SPEAKERI have a friend who worked in stop motion animation

46:19SPEAKERfor a long time.

46:20SPEAKERI think Adam's told this story on "This is the Only Test"

46:22SPEAKERor still entitled at some point too.

46:25SPEAKERBut he was like, what's the thing?

46:28SPEAKERYou know, when you're shooting this shit

46:30SPEAKERand doing a stop motion shoot,

46:31SPEAKERwhich takes months or years in some cases,

46:35SPEAKERyou often think like if things went bad

46:37SPEAKERwith my relationship with this production

46:39SPEAKERand I wanted to destroy it, what was the thing I could do?

46:42SPEAKERAnd it's that you walk into the room with the puppets

46:44SPEAKERand just blow glitter so that there's little speckles

46:47SPEAKERof glitter on everything.

46:49SPEAKER- Dude, that doesn't just ruin the production.

46:51SPEAKERThat ruins that room as well.

46:53SPEAKER- Oh, it would destroy the film in a way

46:57SPEAKERthat they wouldn't realize until much, much later.

46:59SPEAKER'Cause you probably wouldn't realize that it's sparkly

47:01SPEAKERin different places.

47:03SPEAKER- That's devious.

47:04SPEAKER- It's evil.

47:05SPEAKERAnyway, what else did you bring?

47:08SPEAKERWhat else do you-

47:09SPEAKER- I mean, adapters, hubs, you know, standard stuff.

47:14SPEAKERI ended up buying the entire "Rogue Amoeba" suite

47:16SPEAKERof audio tools for Mac OS.

47:18SPEAKER- What's "Rogue Amoeba"? I'm not familiar with them.

47:20SPEAKER- They're a little boutique software company.

47:22SPEAKERSo I'm fascinated by the,

47:24SPEAKERI've been fascinated for a long time by the kind of like,

47:27SPEAKERtrying to think how to describe it.

47:28SPEAKERIt's like the kind of low key commercial software world

47:31SPEAKERfor Mac OS.

47:33SPEAKERYou know what I mean?

47:34SPEAKERLike there is such a different culture

47:35SPEAKERof selling software on the Mac.

47:37SPEAKER- Yeah.

47:38SPEAKER- Like on Windows, everything is like,

47:40SPEAKERpretty much everything in Windows is freeware.

47:41SPEAKERThere's at least one freeware version of everything.

47:44SPEAKERObviously like the open source world,

47:46SPEAKEReverything is free by definition.

47:49SPEAKERThere's always just been this like different vibe

47:50SPEAKERto Mac software.

47:51SPEAKERLike it's almost all trialware.

47:55SPEAKER- Well, yeah, it's like panic.

47:56SPEAKERIt's the stuff that panic came out of, right?

47:57SPEAKER- Yes, it's exactly.

47:58SPEAKERPanic is like kind of the prototypical example.

48:00SPEAKERLike "Rogue Amoeba" is another one,

48:01SPEAKERbut it's even more than just the business model.

48:03SPEAKERI mean, everybody charges, you know,

48:04SPEAKERyou're getting product keys for everything,

48:06SPEAKERbut there's even like an,

48:07SPEAKERlike there's a design ethos to it too.

48:09SPEAKERYou know, like everything has got a really nice icon.

48:12SPEAKERLike the web pages where they sell the stuff

48:14SPEAKERis all really nicely laid out.

48:15SPEAKERLike, I wonder if that's all just descended

48:17SPEAKERfrom the Mac's history as like a productivity

48:19SPEAKERand design platform.

48:20SPEAKER- Well, I think so.

48:22SPEAKERIt's, I think it's also why the App Store

48:24SPEAKERhas worked better on the Mac than it has on Windows.

48:27SPEAKERRight, I think Mac users might have been trained

48:33SPEAKERto appreciate software that's thoughtful

48:36SPEAKERand well-designed more than maybe Windows users cared about.

48:41SPEAKERLike I often think about like Tweetbot

48:43SPEAKERas a good example of this, right?

48:44SPEAKERLike I pay five bucks a year for Tweetbot happily

48:47SPEAKERbecause it serves a purpose for me

48:50SPEAKERand I like the way I like to use it

48:51SPEAKERand it makes me happy in the way

48:53SPEAKERthat the default Twitter client with ads doesn't.

48:55SPEAKER- Yeah, I also bought Tweetbot back

48:57SPEAKERwhen I used a Mac more regularly.

48:59SPEAKER- Yeah.

49:00SPEAKER- Anyway, yeah, the rogue Amoeba stuff,

49:01SPEAKERit's, the core of their stuff is basically voice meter.

49:04SPEAKERIt does exactly what voice meter does in Windows.

49:07SPEAKER- That's why it's familiar.

49:08SPEAKERI used to use that when we used a Mac

49:10SPEAKERto record podcasts at Maximum PC.

49:12SPEAKER- Yeah, our producer on the Fospod, Matt,

49:14SPEAKERrecommended Loopback, which is Loopback is the thing

49:16SPEAKERthat actually ties into the kernel

49:18SPEAKERand like creates virtual audio devices

49:20SPEAKERthat it can populate throughout every app.

49:25SPEAKERThey kind of, they compartmentalize all their functionality.

49:27SPEAKERThere's like eight different apps that they sell

49:28SPEAKERand they all do like one slightly different thing.

49:31SPEAKERAnd to get everything you want,

49:32SPEAKERit kind of just makes sense

49:33SPEAKERto get the bundle with everything.

49:35SPEAKER- Wow, what a weird coincidence.

49:36SPEAKER- Yeah, 'cause it's weird.

49:38SPEAKERThey split all the smaller bundles up in just such a way

49:41SPEAKERthat you can't quite get everything you want for podcasting

49:44SPEAKERunless you just get the whole thing.

49:45SPEAKER- This is my surprised face.

49:47SPEAKER- Yes, but, oh, and the thing I was gonna say,

49:51SPEAKERGod, dude, the security in macOS has gotten so crazy

49:53SPEAKERbecause it takes a kernel extension

49:55SPEAKERto tie into the audio hardware,

49:57SPEAKERto create the virtual devices.

49:59SPEAKERAnd the process for now allowing a kernel extension

50:02SPEAKERto be installed, it took like 10 minutes.

50:05SPEAKERYou have to reboot into recovery mode

50:07SPEAKERand go into some very low level security dialogue

50:10SPEAKERand authenticate like three times.

50:13SPEAKER- Is this like, did they provide instructions for this?

50:16SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah.

50:17SPEAKERThe rogue Amoeba people have a nice illustrated,

50:19SPEAKERlike here's all the things you're gonna have to do.

50:20SPEAKERAnd it's quite a few hoops.

50:21SPEAKERLike you have to enable stuff in the regular system

50:24SPEAKERperhaps thing, then reboot into recovery mode

50:26SPEAKERand enable even more, like allow more stuff

50:28SPEAKERand then reboot backend and allow even more.

50:31SPEAKERAnd then finally it'll let you install

50:33SPEAKERthat kernel extension.

50:34SPEAKERI think I appreciate as much as it's been a hassle for me

50:38SPEAKERfor the most part, like I kind of appreciate

50:40SPEAKERhow locked down macOS is at this point.

50:42SPEAKER- Well, it's kind of a one-time hassle, right?

50:44SPEAKERLike you do it once and then it's not a hassle again

50:46SPEAKERuntil you have to reinstall the machine or whatever.

50:48SPEAKER- Like it's mostly just been extra roadblocks

50:51SPEAKERto getting things done for me so far.

50:53SPEAKERBut at the same time, I appreciate that they allow

50:55SPEAKERlike kind of literally nothing to happen

50:57SPEAKERwithout your permission now.

50:58SPEAKERLike I'm trying to think, oh, people will have heard

51:01SPEAKERthe new FOSPOD with JB of VLC fame.

51:05SPEAKERHe talked about, you can screencast with VLC.

51:08SPEAKERAnd I tried that on the Mac yesterday

51:10SPEAKERbecause he had been talking about it.

51:11SPEAKERYou have to allow on a per app basis

51:13SPEAKERfor apps to capture your screen in macOS.

51:17SPEAKER- Yeah, like it's funny 'cause iOS lag behind Android

51:20SPEAKERon like granular permissions for apps for a long time.

51:24SPEAKERAnd they've, I think three versions of the OS back,

51:28SPEAKERthey kind of fixed that and it like, it's a good change.

51:32SPEAKERIt's nice to know what permissions your apps actually want.

51:34SPEAKER- I kind of, I kind of am coming around to that view.

51:37SPEAKERLike even Apple's apps that they ship

51:39SPEAKERwith the operating system, like Terminal, for example,

51:41SPEAKERlike if you, the first time you tried to like LS a directory

51:43SPEAKERin Terminal that it doesn't have,

51:45SPEAKERit's basically outside of your home directory,

51:47SPEAKERit straight up says,

51:48SPEAKERhey, Terminal does not have full disk access.

51:50SPEAKERDo you want to grant it?

51:51SPEAKER- Yeah, yeah, I like that.

51:53SPEAKERI like the, hey, you can't, this app can't snoop

51:56SPEAKERon your network unless you allow it to, stuff like that.

52:00SPEAKERIt's like, it's honestly, it's, I think somebody at Apple

52:06SPEAKERrealized that that's one of their main competitive advantages

52:08SPEAKERa few years ago and in a world where, and like it works.

52:14SPEAKERLike look at what Apple flipping on,

52:19SPEAKERthe do not track for defaulting the Facebook blocking

52:24SPEAKERand the anonymous blocking of ads did to Facebook

52:29SPEAKERwhen they flipped that on a few versions of iOS ago.

52:33SPEAKERAnd I think people are finally kind of wising up,

52:36SPEAKERpeople are getting there.

52:36SPEAKERPeople are wising up to it a little bit more.

52:38SPEAKERLike I hear people who are not technical

52:41SPEAKERasking why they searched for, you know,

52:44SPEAKERthey clicked on one shoe ad and then every device

52:46SPEAKERthat they use shows them Nike and New Balance ads

52:49SPEAKERfor the next three weeks.

52:51SPEAKER- It's creepy.

52:52SPEAKER- It's creepy, yeah, agreed.

52:56SPEAKERWell, and with the stuff going on with abortion access

53:00SPEAKERin the United States right now,

53:01SPEAKERthere was a big conversation about that

53:02SPEAKERand stuff like period tracking apps

53:04SPEAKERand like what your metadata wake,

53:09SPEAKERhow, like if you live in Texas or someplace

53:12SPEAKERwhere your neighbors can rat you out

53:13SPEAKERfor getting an abortion, what does your metadata wake?

53:17SPEAKERLike the idea that Target might know you're pregnant

53:19SPEAKERbefore you or your family know you're pregnant

53:22SPEAKERis suddenly much more worrisome than it was two months ago.

53:26SPEAKER- I mean, that is hideous.

53:27SPEAKERThat is wretched, you know, like the shoe ad thing

53:29SPEAKERis just sort of creepy and inconvenient or whatever,

53:32SPEAKERbut like now we've rapidly gone to a situation

53:34SPEAKERof like dire material consequences for this stuff.

53:37SPEAKERLike it's really not good.

53:39SPEAKER- Well, yeah, the idea that somebody could subpoena

53:41SPEAKERTarget's ad network to find out, you know,

53:45SPEAKERwho was buying pregnancy tests.

53:48SPEAKERAnd yeah, it's anyway, dark times, man.

53:53SPEAKERI think that's as good a place as any to wrap it up.

53:55SPEAKEROh, what are you doing for VPNs?

53:57SPEAKERWe didn't talk about that yet.

53:58SPEAKER- So I've still got the L2TP IPsec VPN

54:01SPEAKERset up on my edge router that's built in.

54:04SPEAKER- I'm all wire guard all the time.

54:06SPEAKER- Yeah, I would like to be as well.

54:08SPEAKERThe IPsec stuff, they have hardware decode

54:13SPEAKERfor that type of encryption and it's built

54:15SPEAKERinto edge OS to set it up.

54:16SPEAKERSo I still got it.

54:18SPEAKERI set up wire guard while I was there finally,

54:21SPEAKERwhich like wire guard itself is rad.

54:23SPEAKERIt's like the whole setup process was incredibly elegant

54:26SPEAKERand cool and I enjoy doing it.

54:28SPEAKERIf you've generated SSH key pairs, it's very similar.

54:32SPEAKERIt's like kind of neat.

54:35SPEAKEROn the edge router, it's got issues.

54:37SPEAKER- You have a home assistant installed

54:39SPEAKERrunning on a Pi someplace, right?

54:41SPEAKER- I do on a Pi 4.

54:43SPEAKERI talked to our network all-star cake batter.

54:46SPEAKER- Yeah.

54:47SPEAKER- Recommended.

54:48SPEAKERWell, so you are running on a home assistant.

54:49SPEAKERSo maybe you can speak to this.

54:50SPEAKERHe said that the routing gets quite a bit more complicated

54:53SPEAKERwhen you run a wire guard on a device

54:56SPEAKERthat is not also the firewall.

54:57SPEAKER- I am not having any problems.

55:00SPEAKER- Interesting.

55:01SPEAKERSo you do have to open a port

55:02SPEAKERto the home assistant for wire guard, right?

55:03SPEAKER- Oh, so I'm using Nabu Casa.

55:06SPEAKER- Oh, right.

55:07SPEAKER- But also I do have a dynamic DNS setup.

55:11SPEAKERI can't remember.

55:13SPEAKERI don't think that there's a port open right now.

55:14SPEAKERI'll have to look.

55:16SPEAKERBut the wire guard, there must be

55:18SPEAKERor else the wire guard couldn't work.

55:19SPEAKERBut I'm running on a Pi 3 even.

55:22SPEAKERThe performance is...

55:24SPEAKERI often don't realize I'm on the VPN on my phone.

55:27SPEAKER- Wow, interesting.

55:29SPEAKERSo that was another issue.

55:30SPEAKERThere seems to be, the best I can tell,

55:32SPEAKERand this took literal GitHub issue tracking to figure out,

55:35SPEAKERbut it seems like there's a bug in Edge OS

55:37SPEAKERthat tanks wire guard performance in a lot of cases.

55:41SPEAKER- Like when you're running on the device

55:43SPEAKERor when you're running through the router?

55:44SPEAKER- It's on the router.

55:45SPEAKERIt's weird.

55:46SPEAKERSo I speed tested out there.

55:48SPEAKERTheir internet is not the fastest to begin with.

55:50SPEAKERIt's like under 160 down or something.

55:52SPEAKERI was getting like 80 megabit down with wire guard

55:56SPEAKERthrough the Edge router.

55:57SPEAKER- That seems right.

55:58SPEAKER- And 60 to 70 with the IPSec one.

56:01SPEAKERSo it actually seemed faster.

56:03SPEAKERBut whenever I would try to move something like from the NAS

56:06SPEAKERto the laptop, for example,

56:07SPEAKERI was getting like one megabit a second.

56:08SPEAKERLike it was just, performance was like non-existent

56:10SPEAKERand best I could tell looking at bugs,

56:13SPEAKERthere is a bug in Edge OS that seems like they disabled

56:16SPEAKERlike the hardware NAT acceleration.

56:19SPEAKER- When you have IPSec on or when you have wire guard on?

56:21SPEAKER- When you're using wire guard, yeah.

56:21SPEAKERAnd like they are barely supporting Edge OS at this point.

56:24SPEAKERSo like that got me thinking,

56:25SPEAKERmaybe it's time to get rid of the Edge router

56:27SPEAKERand build a router, but we'll see.

56:31SPEAKER- So I have had good,

56:33SPEAKERI've not done file transfers into the LAN,

56:35SPEAKERbut the latency and the throughput,

56:37SPEAKERlike it feels, it feels performant.

56:39SPEAKER- Yeah, like I was super excited

56:40SPEAKER'cause you see a lot of people that run wire guard at home

56:42SPEAKERtalking about like, oh, like you can set,

56:44SPEAKERoh God, there's a term for it.

56:45SPEAKERI cannot remember the term

56:46SPEAKERfor having it connected at all times.

56:48SPEAKERIs it on demand?

56:49SPEAKER- Ubiquitous or on demand or something like that.

56:51SPEAKER- There's a wire guard term for this device connects

56:54SPEAKERconstantly to the wire guard.

56:55SPEAKERBut like you see people talking about like having their

56:57SPEAKERphones and tablets connected constantly to their VPN

57:01SPEAKERat home and like, you know,

57:02SPEAKERthen you reap for the benefits of having a pie hole

57:04SPEAKERor whatever and stuff like that.

57:06SPEAKER- Like yesterday I literally hit Google

57:08SPEAKERand was like, hey, pizza delivery near me

57:10SPEAKERto find a pizza joint.

57:12SPEAKERAnd I was like, why the fuck is it showing me Pacificas?

57:15SPEAKERThe phone is so stupid.

57:17SPEAKERAnd I was like, oh right, the VPN is still on.

57:19SPEAKER- It's not the phone that's stupid.

57:21SPEAKER- Yeah, it's me, it's me.

57:22SPEAKERI was the stupid one.

57:24SPEAKERYeah, anyway, we won't make this episode of two hours long,

57:29SPEAKERbut it was fun messing around with that stuff.

57:32SPEAKERI also have all the parts on the way

57:34SPEAKERto build a pie KVM right now.

57:36SPEAKER- I'm very excited about that.

57:37SPEAKER- Super excited about,

57:41SPEAKERbut can't really speak from experience to that yet,

57:44SPEAKERbut we'll get there.

57:45SPEAKER- Yeah, that sounds like a patron episode this month.

57:47SPEAKERI can't wait to hear how that goes

57:48SPEAKER'cause that would solve some problems for me too.

57:50SPEAKER- Yeah.

57:52SPEAKER- I think this is as good a place as any to wrap it up.

57:54SPEAKERHuh, Brad?

57:54SPEAKER- Yeah.

57:55SPEAKER- Thanks to everybody for listening.

57:56SPEAKERAs always, "Brad and Will Made a Tech Pod"

57:58SPEAKERis a 100% listener supported show.

58:00SPEAKERIf you would like to find out how to support the show

58:03SPEAKERfor as little as $2 a month,

58:06SPEAKERI'm gonna go tell you that's less than a cup of coffee.

58:08SPEAKER- It is.

58:10SPEAKER- Even in these dark times.

58:13SPEAKER- You can speak from experience.

58:14SPEAKER- Yeah, I bought a cup of coffee

58:16SPEAKERand it costs less than $2.

58:18SPEAKERYou can find out how to support us at patreon.com/techpod.

58:21SPEAKERWe really appreciate all of our patrons,

58:23SPEAKERbut especially our executive producer tier patrons

58:25SPEAKERwe thank every week, including Paddle Creek Games,

58:28SPEAKERMakers of Fractured Veil, Andrew Slosky,

58:31SPEAKEROctothorpe Bunny Crimes.

58:33SPEAKERI think that's his official name now.

58:35SPEAKERJust Wedge, Jacob Chapel, Joel Krauska,

58:38SPEAKERTwinkies, Got A Pickin' Place.

58:40SPEAKEROh wow, that's an exciting development.

58:43SPEAKERAnd James Kamik, thank you all so, so much.

58:45SPEAKERWe really appreciate you.

58:46SPEAKERAnd again, it's patreon.com/techpod.

58:51SPEAKER- It is.

58:52SPEAKER- And I guess that'll do it for us this week.

58:53SPEAKER- It will.

58:55SPEAKER- We had a new, as you alluded to earlier,

58:56SPEAKERa new episode of the FOSBOD came out a couple of days ago,

59:00SPEAKERwhere we talked to Jean-Baptiste Kempf

59:02SPEAKERfrom the video LAN project, the video VLC.

59:07SPEAKER- The video LAN client?

59:08SPEAKER- I would describe him as unfiltered and raw.

59:11SPEAKER- Oh, that was a great conversation.

59:15SPEAKER- Jean-Baptiste, Jean-Baptiste did not hold much back

59:17SPEAKERon what he thinks about US patent law,

59:20SPEAKERsoftware patents, copyright.

59:22SPEAKERDRM.

59:23SPEAKER- He was ready to go, man.

59:24SPEAKER- The Blu-ray market, corporations supporting open source

59:28SPEAKERor not.

59:29SPEAKER- Whether or not IP law is bullshit.

59:33SPEAKERIt was a great conversation.

59:35SPEAKER- Yeah.

59:36SPEAKER- I didn't realize that started as a student project either

59:38SPEAKERuntil we started researching that episode.

59:40SPEAKERThat was fascinating.

59:41SPEAKER- I love the very beginning of the conversation

59:42SPEAKERwhen we like kind of did the boilerplate,

59:44SPEAKERlike, oh, you know, walk us through the background of VLC.

59:47SPEAKERLike, how did you guys get started?

59:48SPEAKERAnd like, he was like, well, it starts in the sixties.

59:51SPEAKER- Yeah.

59:51SPEAKER- Oh, okay.

59:52SPEAKER- In the beginning there was the command line.

59:55SPEAKER- It was very primordial, but yeah,

59:56SPEAKERthat was a fascinating conversation.

59:58SPEAKERHe had some very forthright answers about a lot of stuff

1:00:01SPEAKERthat I was very pleased to hear.

1:00:04SPEAKER- It was awesome.

1:00:04SPEAKERYeah, it was a good talk.

1:00:05SPEAKERYou can find out more about the FOSBOD

1:00:07SPEAKERat fosbod.contact.town.

1:00:10SPEAKERAnd in the meantime, I guess we'll see you all next week.